Muldoon: Do you play poker?
Bart: My Declaration of Independence.
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Bart: (to Freddie) The only thing they forgot when they made you was a fuse.
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Bart: Impersonate you? I don't even have an accent.
Freddie: Then keep your mouth shut.
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Beau: (about Freddie) Is that the little weasel?
Bart: Complete with chicken coop.
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Freddie: $4,000! That's robbery!
Bart: That's enterprise.
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Beau: (to Herbert) We all look different through the bottom of a whiskey bottle.
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Beau: (to Molly) Sentimentality, my dear, never compounded interest.
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Marquis: Maverick, I'm beginning to believe they slapped the wrong end when you were born.
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Marquis: (about the Bar-H Ranch) I say, shabby place. Rather run down.
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McGee: Texans are all named after rivers and forts.
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Bart: What did I do?
Beau: I couldn't explain in seven centuries.
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