Pappyism #1: There's two times in a man's life when he should be noble: when he's caught dealing seconds and when somebody slaps a lady.
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Pappyism #2: What good's a yellow streak if you can't depend on it.
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Bart: I still think you're being unreasonable.
Sheriff: Sure you do. You're used to stupid lawmen.
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Bart: (to Tate) You have to be a thinker to call me tinhorn.
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Tate: Looks like you're gettin' a little big for your britches, tinhorn.
Bart: Not at all, Mr. McKenna. They just shrunk since the last time I had 'em washed.
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Bart: I never drink on Wednesday. It's an old family custom.
Tate: This here's a Friday.
Bart: You don't say. Time sure moves fast, doesn't it?
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Sunday: I always say if a man doesn't work, he dies. Don't you agree with me, Mr. Maverick?
Bart: Oh, certainly.
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Laura: Mr. Maverick, will you help me?
Bart: To do what--rob the place?
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Laura: Mr. Maverick, I'd hate to have your kind of a mind.
Bart: Sometimes I'm not very fond of it myself.
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Sheriff: You're what I call a thinker, Mr. Maverick.
Bart: That's the nicest thing anyone ever said about me, Sheriff.
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