Bull: Don't worry, Dan. I'm too depressed about Harry to rip your lungs out. Maybe later.

Dan: (to Christine) Ah, Miss Sullivan, your courageous loyalty is surpassed only by your beauty and brains.
Harry: (to Mac) Mac, do you sense a shift in the suck-up wind?
Mac: About ripped off my eyebrows, sir.

Christine: (as Mrs. Fletzker runs out of the courtroom) Do you know who that woman is?
Dan: No, but I'll bet she hasn't been with a man since Sputnik.

Mrs. Fletzker: You...talk to the defendants.
Harry: Well, I thought sentencing them by singing telegram was unnecessarily cruel.

Mac: We all chipped in and got you this, sir. I hope you like it. (hands box to Harry)
Christine: We had it custom made so it would remind you of this place.
Harry: (opens box, removes wristwatch) Oh, that's beautiful. Look at that! And it's got a little gavel for a second hand.
Dan: I thought it should be a hooker. They've always got the time.

Harry: (as Bull begins to cry) Now, Bull, you promised. No tears.
Bull: But I never even got to take a bullet for you, Harry!
Harry: Well, maybe we could do it on a weekend sometime.

Mac: Sir, look, if you ever need any money, well....
Harry: You're broke, I know.

Christine: There has got to be a way that we can get your job back!
Harry: Like what? Like it turns out I'm on Dallas and I've been dreaming all this?

Roz: No more Jane Pauley look-alike contests.

Jane Pauley (born 1950) is a former NBC reporter and host of the Today morning show.

Mac: This came special delivery for you special delivery from Mel Tormé.
Harry: No!
Mac: (handing Harry envelope) Yeah!
Harry: (opening envelope) Wow! Look at that! That is autographed sheet music to "The Christmas Song!"

Mel Tormé wrote over 250 songs in his career, with "The Christmas Song" being the most popular of his songs.

Dan: No, but I'll bet she hasn't been with a man since Sputnik.

Sputnik, launched in October 1957, was the first satellite put into space.

Harry: Like what? Like it turns out I'm on Dallas and I've been dreaming all this?

Bobby Ewing (played by Patrick Duffy) was killed off at the end of the eighth season of the nighttime soap opera Dallas. He resurfaced in the shower for the start of the tenth season, telling wife Pam (Victoria Principal) that his death (and the entire ninth season of the show) had merely been a dream.