Based on the short story "The Devil Is Not Mocked" by Manly Wade Wellman. The story was first published in Unknown (June 1943).

Host: Oscar Wilde said something to the effect that if there were not a devil, we'd very likely invent him. He serves many a purpose and this grim-visaged character here is proof of that rather bitter pudding. In a story that tells what happens when evil collides with evil - The painting is called The Devil Is Not Mocked.

Master of the Castle: If it's any consolation, General, this is the headquarters of the secret resistance--and I am its proud commander: Count Dracula.