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Night Gallery: You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore

In the near future, a sadistic couple abuse their robot help but get a surprise when they go too far.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x60
Production Number: 34321
Airdate: Wednesday February 23rd, 1972

Director: Jeff Corey
Writer: Rod Serling

  • Currently 9/10
9/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
Cloris Leachman
As Mrs. Fulton
Broderick Crawford
As Joe Fulton
Lana Wood
As Maid

Co-Guest Stars
Henry Jones (1)
As Malcolm Hample
Severn Darden
As Dr. Kessler
Pamela Susan Shoop
As Mrs. Foster (as Pamela Shoop)
Christopher Law
As Mr. Foster
A'Leshia Lee
As Receptionist
Roberta Carol Brahm
As Damaged Maid
Main Cast
Episode Quotes
Host: Offered to you now, an item having to do with labor and management. An employment office, where is offered a collection of potential employees, whose skills are unique. For, in addition to their loyalty, industriousness, punctuality, and impeccable cleanliness, they also run at least a 100,000 miles without a lube and an oil change. It's no wonder we call this one You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore.

Dr. Kessler: These things have more human qualities than you two have ever dreamt of. What did you ever kick, punch, and abuse before we developed robots for you? Did you pull wings off of flies? Did you pour kerosene on cats?

Dr. Kessler: In the beginning, they only respond to what is programmed into them.
Malcolm Hample: And then?
Dr. Kessler: And then, like the human infant, they begin to mature. They begin to develop emotional reactions. And the next step, and you'd best prepare for this, Mr. Hample, they begin to develop survival instincts and methods. And when that happens... It could, Mr. Hample... You'd best get on the telephone to people like the Fultons and tell them to take out their aggressions on the wall or a punching bag, or something that won't hit back.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorRod Serling
ProducerJack Laird
Set DecoratorChester L. Bayhi
Director of PhotographyGerald Perry Finnerman
Art DirectorJoseph Alves, Jr.
Main Title DesignWayne Fitzgerald
Music ScoreOliver Nelson
Film EditorJack Schoengarth
SoundDavid H. Moriarty
Assistant DirectorRalph Sariego  |  Lester William Berke
Production AssociateAnthony Redman  |  Herbert Wright
Unit ManagerBurt Astor
Editorial SupervisorRichard Belding
CostumesBill Jobe
Theme MusicGil Melle
Gallery PaintingsThomas J. Wright  |  Phil Bandierle  |  Logan Elston
Warning: Night Gallery season 2 episode 60 guide may contain spoilers
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