Host: Good evening, and a cordial welcome. For you aficionados of the arts, we offer you paintings that run the gamut of the human experiences - and a few of the inhuman experiences. Our paintings are in oils, watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, and occasionally formaldehyde. Case in point, this painting here. It's called Spectre In Tap-Shoes, having to do with the nearly lost art of tap-dancing. Said terpsichorean pursuit taking on an intriguing dimension when the dancer happens to be a ghost, as is so often the case and the sort of thing that you view in the Night Gallery.

William Jason: Possibly in another house, you could be free of your sister's memory.
Millicent Hardy: Twins are never free of each other.