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1 :01x01 - Big Brother
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Peta Bernard (Joycie the Barmaid), Tessa Peake-Jones (Lady in Nags Head Who Speaks to Del)
Del's confident that he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high-flying world of trading for a real job?
2 :01x02 - Go West Young Man
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Nick Stringer (Australian Man)
Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
3 :01x03 - Cash and Curry
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Barbar Bhatti (Restaurant Owner), Ahmed Khalil (Vimmal Malik), Renu Setna (Mr. Rahm), Lee Richards (Woman on Stairs)
Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare...
4 :01x04 - The Second Time Around
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Jill Baker (Pauline Harris), Beryl Cooke (Auntie Rose), Peta Bernard (Joycie the Barmaid)
Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
5 :01x05 - A Slow Bus to Chingford
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Gaynor Ward (Janice)
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money-making scam, Trotters Ethnic Tours...
6 :01x06 - The Russians Are Coming
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Martin Shardlow
Guest star: Derek Newark (Eric the Policeman)
The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
7 :01x07 - Christmas Crackers
Writer: John Sullivan
Guest star: Nora Connolly (Anita), Desmond McNamara (Earl)
It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all around - Grandad's cooking dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon...
Christmas Trees
Del tries to sell telescopic Christmas trees.
8 :02x01 - The Long Legs of the Law
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Kate Saunders (Sandra)
Streuth! Rodney is besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...
9 :02x02 - Ashes to Ashes
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Terry Duggan (Lorry Driver), John D. Collins (River Policeman)
Del's busy selling Trigger's grandmother's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trigger's grandad's last resting place!
10 :02x03 - A Losing Streak
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Julie La Rousse (Julie the Barmaid), Michael G Jones (Bearder Pub Patron)
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen... but what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
11 :02x04 - No Greater Love...
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: David Rhule (Leroy), David Daker (Tommy Mackay), Steve Fletcher (Marcus Mackay), Gaye Brown (Irene Mackay), Lisa Price (Zoe), Raj Patel (Ahmed), Julie La Rousse (Julie the Barmaid)
Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken, and her jailbird husband is about to be released...
12 :02x05 - The Yellow Peril
Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney "Leonardo" Trotter?
13 :02x06 - It Never Rains...
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Michael Attwell (Englishman), Jillianne Foot (Jackie, English Girl), Jim McManus (Alex), Anthony Jackson (Juan the Spanish Prison Guard), Julie La Rousse (Julie the Barmaid), Anne Bruzac (French Girl at Bar), Graham Cole (Passport Collector)
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police.
14 :02x07 - A Touch of Glass
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Geoffrey Toone (Lord Ridgemere), Donald Bisset (Wallace the Butler), Elizabeth Benson (Lady Ridgemere)
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North-Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.
15 :02x08 - Diamonds Are For Heather
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: John Moreno (Enrico), Rosalind Lloyd (Heather), Dev Sagoo (Waiter), Roger Brierley (Brian), Daniel Jones (Darren)
It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line, and sinker for the lovely Heather...
17 :03x01 - Homesick
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Ron Pember (Baz), Renee Roberts (Second old lady), Gilly Flower (First old lady), Sandra Payne (Margaret MacKenzie), Miles Rinadli (Small Boy), John Bryans (Dr. Becker)
Lugging the shopping up those 12 flights of stairs is proving too much for Grandad. So the doctor recommends a new council bungalow for the Trotter dynasty. Over to Rodney, the new chairman of the housing committee...
18 :03x02 - Healthy Competition
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Rex Robinson (Harry the Foreman), Glynn Sweet (Auctioneer), Dev Sagoo (Indian Waiter), Mike Carnell (Young Towser), Julie La Rousse (Julie the Barmaid)
Rodney's decided to go it alone and leave Peckham's own multinational conglomerate - Trotters' Independent Trading. By the end of the week he's already cornered the market in used lawnmower engines and with Mickey Pearce as his Financial Director, the sky's the limit...
19 :03x03 - Friday the 14th
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Michael Stainton (Police Sergeant), Ray Mort (Policeman), Bill Ward (Tom Witton), Christian Malcolm (Chief of security/Mad axeman)
Del, Rodney, and Grandad are Cornwall-bound to Boycie's cottage and a spot of salmon poaching. Should be a doddle of a weekend's jolly, if you leave out the bit about the mad-axe-salmon-fisherman-killer who's just escaped from the local institute, that is...
20 :03x04 - Yesterday Never Comes
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Lucita Lijertwood (Mrs. Murphy), Garard Green (Auctioneer), Juliet Hammond-Hill (Miranda Davenport), Robert Vahey (Harry)
Del's into art dealing in a big way, especially when it involves a "posh tart" like the glamorous Miranda. Has she really been wooed by his tequlia sunsets or are her motives rather more mercenary...
21 :03x05 - May the Force Be with You
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Christopher Mitchell (Terry Hoskins), Michele Winstanley (Karen the Barmaid), Jim Broadbent (Roy Slater)
A ripple of of panic runs through the Nag's Head. Del's old school enemy Roy Slater is back in town, hell bent on revenge and brandishing his police badge...
22 :03x06 - Wanted
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Toni Palmer (Blossom), Michele Winstanley (Karen the Barmaid)
Watch out! The Peckham Pouncer's about! Alias Rodney Trotter... ? Surely there must be some mistake? Try telling that to Rodney, London's most wanted criminal...
23 :03x07 - Who's a Pretty Boy?
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: David Jackson (Brendan), Eva Mottley (Corinne), Anthony Morton (Pet Shop Owner), Michele Winstanley (Karen the Barmaid)
Move over Leonardo! The Trotter decorating business is on the roll again. This time they're just doing a favour for Denzil. Their instructions are simple enough: don't eat the fruit or turn on the TV and stay out of the kitchen... so what's happened to Busby, the canary?
24 :03x08 - Thicker Than Water
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Michele Winstanley (Karen the Barmaid), Peter Woodthorpe (Reg Trotter)
'Tis the season to be jolly and it's Grand Marnier and grapefruit all round when Del and Rodney's dad comes back to the fold after 18 years. Until he begins to cast doubt on Del's filial integrity, that is...
Licensed to Drill
Del has another get-rich-quick scheme in mind when he educates Rodney and Grandad on the wonders of oil drilling.
26 :04x01 - Happy Returns
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: Ben Davis (Jason), Diane Langton (June), Lala Lloyd (Old Lady), Oona Kirsch (Debbie), Nula Conwell (Maureen)
Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is, she's only 19, and 19.5 years ago, Del was pretty friendly with her mum June...
27 :04x02 - Strained Relations
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: Lala Lloyd (Old Lady), Mike Kemp (Cousin Stan), John Pennington (Vicar), Nula Conwell (Maureen), Maureen Sweeney (Cousin Jean)
Grandad's funeral brings relations from as far away as North London, including Uncle Albert whose intentions leave Del feeling "like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him."
28 :04x03 - Hole in One
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: James Woolley (Mr Fraser), Nula Conwell (Maureen), Andrew Tourell (Mr. Gerrard), Les Rawlings (Clerk), Dennis Ramsden (Judge), Michael Roberts (Cockney man), Colin Jeavons (Solly)
Rodney's none-too-shrewd investment in suntan oil during "the worst winter in two million years" demands emergency measures, and Uncle Albert decides that it is time to display his only talent - that of falling down holes without any real injury.
29 :04x04 - It's Only Rock and Roll
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: David Thewlis (Stew), Marcus Francis (Charliie), Daniel Peacock (Mental Mickey), Geoffrey Leesley (Policeman), Mike Read (DJ)
Instead of the Albert Hall, Rodney's pop group are heading for "sod all", until Del discovers their commercial potential. As usual, it doesn't quite work out as they'd like...
30 :04x05 - Sleeping Dogs Lie
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: Debbi Blythe (Receptionist (as Debbie Blythe)), Brian Jameson (Doctor), Linda Barr (Dog owner), John D. Collins (Vet)
Del is onto a great new money-making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Duke for a steal at £60 a week should be a doddle... a bit of the old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Duke falls victim to salmonella poisoning...
31 :04x06 - Watching the Girls Go By
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Susan Belbin
Guest star: Carolyn Allen (Yvonne), Nula Conwell (Maureen)
Rodney is desperate to find a woman for a party at the Nag's Head. Nothing new? This time, he's got a bet on with Mickey, and Del's gonna make sure he wins...
32 :04x07 - As One Door Closes
When the bottom falls out of lourve doors, times get hard for the Trotters. But nature will find a way, as Del and Rodney go butterfly collecting...
To Hull and Back
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Jim Broadbent (Slater), Joe Belcher (1st Boatman), Tony Anholt (Abdul), Rachel Bell (Lil), Philip Bond (Van Kleefe), Poppy Lane (Extra)
The epic journey of a terminally seasick youth, an entrepreneur who hasn't washed for three days, and a sailor who's sunk ever vessel he's ever sailed in...
It all sounded pretty cushty, £15,000 to collect some diamonds from Amsterdam for Boycie and Abdul with just a few snags. There's some dodgy geezer called Van Kleefe at the Dutch end, Chief Inspector Slater back home, and a small matter of a great customs hall in the middle. Then a brilliant idea enters Del's mind: let old sea dog Uncle Albert take the helm and sail across.
34 :05x01 - From Prussia With Love
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Mandie Fletcher
Guest star: Erika Hoffman (Anna), Nula Conwell (Maureen)
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head, she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy, but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity for the Trotters to make a few bob along the way?
35 :05x02 - The Miracle of Peckham
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Mandie Fletcher
Guest star: Carol Cleveland (American reporter), Peter Wickham (Australian reporter), P. G. Stephens (Father O'Keith), John Pierce Jones (Biffo), James Richardson (Man in Church)
Del reckons he's discovered a miracle. The statue of the Virgin Mary at the local church has been spotted weeping. Del soon has the cream of the world's media paying to fill the event - and, of course, it's nothing at all to do with a leaky church roof.
36 :05x03 - The Longest Night
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Mandie Fletcher
Guest star: John Bardon (Security Guard), Jeanne Mockford (Woman in kiosk), Vas Blackwood (Lennox Gilbey), Max Harvey (Mr. Peterson), Catherine Clarke (Sheila)
A robber makes a raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out shopping. What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the market, and it's that that's got them into trouble in the first place.
37 :05x04 - Tea for Three
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Mandie Fletcher
Guest star: Fred Tomlinson (Pianist), Joan Baxter (Singer), Derek Price (Drummer), Ken Barker (Hang Gliding Double), Mark Colleano (Andy), Gerry Cowper (Lisa)
Look out! Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! He'll hardly wow Trigger's lovely niece, Lisa, with his good looks now - which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when Rodney volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding...
38 :05x05 - Video Nasty
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Dawn Perllman (Amanda), Rex Robinson (Vicar), Chua Kah Joo (Chinese takeaway Owner)
Rodney has gained a grant from the local council to make a community film, and Del soon sees its earning potential. Mickey Pearce on the other hand sees the chance to make a far more dodgy type of movie.
39 :05x06 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Del's old pal Jumbo Mills is back with tales of his booming car business in Australia. What's more, Jumbo wants Del to go back down under with him as his partner in the enterprise. Could Del really leave Peckham for good?
A Royal Flush
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Sarah Duncan (Lady Victoria Marsham Hales), Jack Hedley (Henry Marsham, Duke of Malebury), Peter Tuddenham (Charles)
Trotters Independent Traders comes face to face with the creme-de-la-menthe of British nobility...
Del decides a visit to the opera is the perfect opportunity for Rodney to impress his new "friend", the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. However, munching a packet of crisps through the duet and whistling along to the aria, is more Peckham Astoria than Covent Garden. When Rodney is then invited on a shooting weekend, he hardly needs Del to arrive, enter the clay pigeon shoot with a borrowed sawn-off shotgun, and confide in the Duke that he plans to announce the engagement of the Duke's daughter and his brother in "Country Life, The Times, and the Peckham Echo".
The Frog's Legacy
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Ray Butt
Guest star: Joan Sims (Auntie Renee), Duncan Faber (Man in market), Mark Colleano (Andy), Angela Moran (Woman in market), Adam Hussein (Mr Jahan), Gerry Cowper (Lisa), Angus MacKay (Vicar)
Despite Rodney undertaking a dead impressive new job, life for the Trotters is far from cushty. Del's state-of-the-ark computers are going down about as well as bacon sandwiches at a bar mitzvah, while at the market, Uncle Albert's unconvincing performances of lumbago recovery have left the flat knee-deep in x-ray massage gizmos.
Still, things can only get better... At Trigger's niece's nuptials ("only a hyphen or two away from a society wedding"), they encounter an old friend of the family - Trigger's Aunt Renee. What she tells Del and Rodney about their mum's old pal "Freddie the Frog" leaves the boys desperate to know more. Rodney is eager to discover why this charming villain left all his ill-gotten gains to the Trotters and how come everyone notes his resemblance to his mum's "friend". Del Boy is more interested in what happened to the Frog's Legacy - a hoard of undiscovered gold bullion. Are they, at last, about to be millionaires?
Dates
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Martin Cochrane (Naval Officer), Nicholas Courtney (Charles)
It's been a good month for Trotters Independent Traders. The unprecedented demand for ladies' razors has meant Del and Rodney can escape the daily struggle for a while and enjoy life's rewards. Uncle Albert's unmissable hints about his forthcoming birthday means there's a celebration on the cards and the new computer dating agency means romance is in the air.
While Rodney's afternoon cruise in the Trotter Van with Nervous Nerys proves memorable for all the wrong reasons, Del's date as tycoon, Derek Duvall, has more success in finding himself "a local bird that won't need too much driving". His ambitions to meet a girl who's refined enough to tell the difference between a bottle of Liebfraumilch and a bottle of Tizer seem to have been met by Raquel, who's "not a bird, she's an actress". And it's not too long before their lunch at the Hilton leads to things getting more serious.
It looks like everything's lovely jubbly until Albert's birthday knees-up is called to a halt by a couple in naval uniform...
43 :06x01 - Yuppy Love
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Steven Woodcock (Jevon), William Thomas (Barman)
1980's fever is spreading fast! Del's on the up and up - into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy shirts. Meanwhile, Rodney's pulled a classy new girlfriend called Cassandra. But what will she think of Nelson Mandela House?
44 :06x02 - Danger UXD
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Walter Sparrow (Dirty Barry), David Warwick (TV Presenter)
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and "Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind!
45 :06x03 - Chain Gang
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Steve Fortune (Gary), Frank Coda (Mario), Peter Rutherford (Grayson), Sam Howard (Steven), Philip McGough (Arnie), Lee Richards (Customer in Restaurant)
The opportunity to buy 250 18-carat gold chains from a retired jeweller, Arnie, is something Del can't resist. Everything is fine until Arnie is taken seriously ill just as the deal is about to be sealed, and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...
46 :06x04 - The Unlucky Winner Is...
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Michael Fenton Stevens (Mr. Perkins)
Rodney has won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is Rodney's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week!
47 :06x05 - Sickness and Wealth
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Andrée Bernard (Nerys)
Excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit a doctor, but not Del. Oh no, he's only suffering from that scourge of all serious yuppies, PMA (Positive Mental Attitude)!
48 :06x06 - Little Problems
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Roy Marsden (Danny Driscoll), Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Wanda Ventham (Pamela Parry), Derek Benfield (Registrar), Christopher Ryan (Tony Driscoll)
With his diploma in computer science, new job in Cassandra's father's printing firm, and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. But meanwhile, Del's got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less than understanding Driscoll Brothers!
49 :06x07 - The Jolly Boys' Outing
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Jake Wood (Trainee), Del Baker (Policeman), Daniel Hill (Steven), Rosalind Knight (Mrs. Creswell), Katharine Page (Mrs. Baker), Brigid Erin Bates (Inga), Roy Heather (Sid), Robin Driscoll (The Great Ramondo), Wanda Ventham (Pamela Parry), Roy Evans (Harry), Gail Harrison (Joanne), Steve Alder (Eddie), Steven Woodcock (Jevon), Lee Gibson (Singer), Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Daniel LeCoutre (-), Dawn Funnell (Helen), Dave Richmond (Bass Player), Lee Richards (Woman customer in pub)
Del is organising the annual beano to Margate, the traditional Jolly Boys' Outing. But Rodney and Cassandra have just celebrated their first wedding anniversary, and she's worried about him going out with the boys - especially as Cassandra's angling for a promotion with her yuppie boss. When Rodney is arrested and the whole party is stranded by a very nasty accident, her worst fears are realised.
But there's more to Margate than chips, cockles, ice-cream, doughnuts, Pina Colada, and lobster vindaloo. There's magician The Great Ramondo and his lovely assistant Raquel.
All right for Del, but back home, Cassandra's ambitions appear to have got out of hand...
50 :06x08 - Rodney Come Home
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Linda James (Neighbour), Reggie Jackson (Man at nightclub with Jevon and Mickey Pearce)
When Cassandra finds more interest in the bank's badminton club than in her husband's dietary distress, Rodney decides to return to the Trotter nest. But just as Del's romantic room-sharing plans with Raquel begin to yield fruit, disaster strikes: Rodney succeeds in asking the bird from the exhaust centre to the pictures. Del Boy decides that Cassandra must be told the truth - it's the least a loving brother could do...
51 :07x01 - The Sky's the Limit
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Gordon Warnecke (Henry), Ricardo Montalban (Pub customer)
Rodney has split with Cassandra and is back in the flat, asleep on the couch, drunk or nursing a hangover. Del decides a romantic reconciliation at a luxury airport on her return from holiday will do the trick. But who could have predicted Air Traffic Control would have such trouble? And could it be connected with Del's purchase of a dodgy satellite dish?
52 :07x02 - The Chance of a Lunchtime
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Denis Lill (Alan Parry), O. J. Simpson (Waiter)
As Del Boy dreams of shifting a thousand "National Anthem" musical doorbells, Raquel revives her theatrical passions and goes for an audition to join the world of cravats and codpieces. Not that Del is much help (when asked what he thought about Hamlet, he said he preferred Castellas). Meanwhile, Rodney manages to blow his date with Cassandra and lose his job - in true plonker style.
53 :07x03 - Stage Fright
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Trevor Byfield (Eric), Philip Pope (Tony Angelino)
When Del gets the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms, a pregnant Raquel dusts off her vocal chords in the kitchen, and Trigger's mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, is ready to duet with her. That is, until Del discovers the real owner of the club and the extent of Tony's vocal range!
54 :07x04 - The Class of '62
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Jim Broadbent (Roy Slater), George Kennedy (Pub Customer)
A school reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the "Nick". But why has this crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as they begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for Slater's return...
55 :07x05 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Howard Goorney (Knock Knock), Joan Geary (Dora)
While Rodney's drinking bouts leave him looking like one of the living dead, Albert's looking like a born again Teddy Boy. But the old sea dog returns from the over 60's club, bruised and battered. Has he really been mugged, or is the source of the former Navy boxing champion's injuries much more embarrassing?
56 :07x06 - Three Men, a Woman and a Baby
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Leslie Nielsen (Pub Customer), Lee Richards (Woman in Pub)
Del's about to become a father, but even that can't cheer up Rodney the vegetarian. The Polar Cap is melting, the rain forest is dying, the sea is being poisoned, and he hasn't "had a bit for months". Not even one of Del's new ponytail wigs could enhance Rodney's image in Cassandra's eyes...
57 :07x07 - The American Dream (1)
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Wanda Ventham (Pamela Parry), Richard Branson (Himself), Denis Lill (Alan Parry)
After Damien's christening, Del suggests a holiday in Miami, Florida is the perfect way for Rodney and Cassandra to get back together.
58 :07x08 - Miami Twice (2)
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Tom Kouchalakos (Salvatore), Grant Stevens (Damien Trotter), Antoni Corone (Riccardo 'Rico' Occhetti), Treva Etienne (Vicar), Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Barry Gibb (Himself), Nick Scott (Man on plane)
The Trotter Brothers arrive in Miami for their holiday, only to run into trouble with a top-notch Italian-American crime family when their leader is a dead ringer for Del Boy!
59 :07x09 - Mother Nature's Son
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Denis Lill (Alan Parry), Robert Glenister (Myles), Wanda Ventham (Pamela Parry), Robbie Williams (Man in Nags Head)
Now with a new Trotter to support, Del needs some inspiration to clear his Christmas cashflow problems. It arrives at Grandad's old allotment - Peckham Spring Water! There's serious bunce to be made in bottled mineral water, even if it comes from a tap. Now all the Trotters need to do is get rid of those smelly old barrels of yellow liquid cluttering up the allotment...
60 :07x10 - Fatal Extraction
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Derek Martin (Arthur), Andrew Charleson (Dentist), Gareth Gwenlan (Mounted Policeman), Denis Norden (Man with Russian camcorded trying to make work)
Marital affairs have taken a turn for the worse for the Trotters. Rodney finds himself exhausted by Cassandra's punishing procreative schedule, while Del finds himself single again. Late nights and one too many Harvey Wallbangers have left his marriage on the rocks.
Not that the carefree Trotter is worried. He's pulled at the dentist's and, as hell breaks out on the streets of Peckham, is onto a winner with his latest hooky stock - Russian infa-red, see-in-the-dark video cameras.
61 :08x01 - Heroes and Villains
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Leonard Kirby (Market Lad (Uncredited)), Douglas Hodge (Adult Damien), Robin Meredith (Mayor), James Smith (Damien Trotter), Scott Marshall (Gary), Fuman Dar (Kevin), Dan Clark (Scott), Stephen Weston (Kenny), Lee Barrett (Market Lad (Uncredited)), Angela Bruce (Councillor Murray), Ted Shepherd (Tom the Commissionaire (Uncredited)), Bay White (Old Lady), Richard Hicks (Photographer), Sheree Murphy (Dawn)
Trotters Independent Traders remains commercially unviable. Del is stuck with 125 unpredictable Latvian radio alarms, the council have rejected his home improvement grant application, and Rodney is on a sex programme that would leave Roger Rabbit knackered. But when our fancy-dressed caped crusaders turn street vigilantes, they find being on the right side of the law has its own rewards.
62 :08x02 - Modern Men
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Michael Jayston (James), Lorraine Ashley (Hospital Receptionist), Phil Cornwell (Man in Hospital), Corinne Britton (Nurse), James Olver (Doctor), James Smith (Damien Trotter), Bhasker Patel (Dr Singh), Beverly Hills (Sister)
Del considers the snip (and regrets flogging Dr. Singh that dodgy paint) and, with the help of a new man's manual, is learning to give attention to Raquel - if only she'd stop talking while he's trying to read. Meanwhile, father-to-be Rodney, "accustomed to the security of an irregular wage", is applying for a new job. Can the Trotter business empire survive without him?
63 :08x03 - Time On Our Hands
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Michael Jayston (James), Ann Lynn (Audrey), James Smith (Damien Trotter), Seymour Matthews (Auctioneer), Jotham Annan (Tony), Peter Woodthorpe (Reg Trotter), Lennard Pearce (Grandad), John Sullivan (Man in Pub)
After Del helps Rodney get over Cassandra's miscarriage and their loss of their baby, Raquel's parents are coming to dinner, so Del pulls out all the stops - if only Uncle Albert knew the difference between coffee and gravy granules. The next morning, Rodney's stock-take reveals Trotters Independent Traders' assets as an artificial leg, some Showaddy Waddy LPs, and a broken watch. But Raquel's father knows a bit about antiques and spots something that will change their lives forever. Could if really be that "this time next week", the Trotter family will finally be millionaires?
64 :08x04 - Comic Relief Special
Del, Rodney, and Albert discuss real-world events while appealing for donations.
65 :09x01 - If They Could See Us Now.....!
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Philip Delancy (Maitre d'), Kim Wall (Justin), Jessica Willcocks (Janice Scott), Richard Braine (Court Usher), Paul Strike (Mike Wallace - Goldrush contestant), Conrad Nelson (Hotel Manager), Jonathan Ross (Himself), Joan Hodges (Marion), Colum Convey (Roland), Benjamin Smith (Damien Trotter), Daniel Hope (Tony)
It's been five years since those lovable siblings, Del Boy & Rodney Trotter, drove off into the sunset to the tune of £6.2 million.
Now they're back and thanks to a dodgy Central American investment, Trotters Independent Traders has been declared bankrupt and forced to move back to Nelson Mandela House. Before long, their novel money-making schemes are in evidence again - Del's about to appear live on the TV gameshow Goldrush, and Rodney has a plan to boost his and Cassandra's love-life...
66 :09x02 - Strangers on the Shore...!
Times are hard again. Bankrupt and back to selling dodgy Slovakian log-effect gas fires, Del's even driving for Boycie. Trotters Independent Traders needs capital - pronto. So when the Trotter Brothers decide to travel to Normandy to represent their late Uncle Albert at a war reunion, a "nothing-to-declare" visit to a wine warehouse with Denzil's new van seems a cushty option.
But chamboussiz nouvelle! France is like a foreign country: the reunion town is full of Albert-a-likes ("more Captain Birdseye's Banjo than Captain Morelli's Mandarin"), they bring back an illegal immigrant and somehow become the internationally-hunted "Gary Gang".
67 :09x03 - Sleepless in Peckham...!
Writer: John Sullivan
Director: Tony Dow
Guest star: Peter Blythe (Mr. Cartwright), Louise Mantle (Nurse), Jay Kilbey (Irate Father), Pauline Whitaker (Cartwright's P.A. (as Pauline Whittaker))
After 22 years in Nelson Mandela House, the Trotters face eviction by the Official Receiver. They're in desperate need of some dosh and it's certainly not going to come from expectant-father Rodney's Oscar-winning screenplay or Trigger's new invention - portable chopsticks!
Meanwhile, down the Nag's Head, previously flat-chested Marlene appears with a pneumatic bosom ("Call up Twickenham and see if they've got a couple of balls missing") and Del and Rodney turn up an amusing old 1960's Jolly Boys' Outing photograph including a chap (Freddie the Frog, the Raffles of Peckham) who looks uncannily like Rodney...