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Pulled straight from the old
Robin Hood ballads, this is the story of a young minstrel, Alan A Dale, who passes through Sherwood, and when confronted by Robin, it's discovered he has no money. When asked where he's travelling to, he tells them he's on his way to kill the Sheriff! His love, Mildred, daughter of nobleman Baron De Bracey, is to wed the Sheriff, and he can't let that happen. Lured by promise of a large dowry, Robin agrees to aid Alan in recovering his precious Mildred and the dowry!
Episode Quotes
Meg: Tell me, why do they call you Little John?
Sheriff: Isn't there a hundred court tomorrow?
Gisburne: Yes my Lord, at Wickham.
Sheriff: Apparently a man called Gervais is buying corn before it comes to market, and the bailiff's losing his custom. Deal with it will you.
Gisburne: Yes my Lord... shall I hang him?
Sheriff: (emphatically)Noooo Gisburne. A public flogging will do.
Marion: Where you going?
Alan: Nottingham.
Marion: To seek your fortune?
Alan: To kill the Sheriff.
John (?): Hang on there Alan!
Robin: To kill the Sheriff?! How 're you gonna do that?
Alan: With my trusty sword. (merry men all laugh)
Will: Trusty sword!
Gisburne: When will the ceremony take place my Lord?
Sheriff: When I'm drunk enough to go through with it!
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: Vanished!
Sir Guy of Gisburne: That's what they said, Mylord.
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: And you believed them?
Sir Guy of Gisburne: No, Mylord, I had them whipped.
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: You've searched the village?
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Yes, Mylord.
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: And found nothing.
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Nothing, Mylord.
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: And nobody had seen them, I suppose?
Sir Guy of Gisburne: No, Mylord.
Mylord, I suggest, we drive them all in the forrest and burn Wickham to the ground. As an example, Mylord!
Robert de Rainault, Sheriff of Nottingham: (gazing into space, then turning the head to Gisburne) As an example of what, hm?!! I'll tell you Gisburne, shall I?! Since you're obviously incapable of answering my question! (Sheriff suddenly explodes) As an example of your stupidity, an example of your ignorance, (yelling as mad as hell, demolishing the dining table on his bathtub) as an example of your total inability to control the people of Sherwood and to destroy the power of Robin Hood!!! (to subordinate, who's trying to clean up) Leave me alone!!
