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1 :01x01 - Pilot
Writer: Tim Kelleher
Director: Barnet Kellman
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman), Joey Slotnick (Joe Boyle), Jennifer Elise Cox (Kate), Anastasia Sakelaris (Amber)
Jimmy agrees to watch the baby so that Beth can have a night out with the girls. However, Jimmy's quiet night in isn't so when his buddies crash his pad to hold a bachelor party for Kevin.
2 :01x02 - Coupling
Writer: Bob Myer
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Oded Gross (Steve), Ken Marino (Kelly)
In an attempt to bond with other couples with babies, Beth invites over a man whom she met at her baby yoga class... though she's shocked to learn that he's one half of a gay couple. Meanwhile, Jimmy invites Carl over to watch the game, then proceeds to ignore him as he bonds with his new gay friends.
3 :01x03 - Would I Lie to You?
Writer: Allison M. Gibson
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Jorge Garcia (Vizzy), Vikrum Shah (Farqmalah), John O'Brien (Insurance Agent), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Beth is annoyed when she learns that Jimmy neglected to tell her that he can't pass a drug test because he smoked pot at a poker game, but she changes her tune when her neglect leads to baby Otis getting a bump on the head.
4 :01x04 - Shift Shaft
Director: Brian K. Roberts
Guest star: Jeff Witzke (Timmy), John Eric Bentley (Bill "Ice Man," the pilot), Magda Harout (Crandall's Mom), Patrick Breen (Richard Crandall)
After making on-air jokes about the radio station management, Jimmy and Carl find themselves bumped to the graveyard shift.
5 :01x05 - Ring of Fire
Writer: Tim Kelleher
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Violent Femmes (Themselves), Julene Renee (Susie), Brad Newman (Corey), Rick Garcia (Colon Burns), Jamie Denbo (Karen), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Jimmy and Carl encourage their listeners to have a "zorch contest" (lighting their own gas on fire). When this results in many listeners ending up in the hospital with singed sphincters, Beth fears that she'll be blacklisted from her Mommies group.
6 :01x06 - Pretty in Pink Eye
Guest star: Renee Ryan (Movie Patron), Mechelle Martz (Movie Patron), Jessa French (Mandy), Ronnie Warner (Movie Patron #2), Victoria Kelleher (Movie Patron #1), Ethan Phillips (Doctor), Alex Kapp Horner (Lorraine), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Jimmy and Beth throw a dinner party for their friends, not knowing that baby Otis has pink eye. Their timing couldn't be worse, since the infection is caught by everyone the day before a photographer arrives to shoot Jimmy and Carl for a magazine article on the Hottest People in Denver.
7 :01x07 - A Pain in the Aspen
Writer: Tim Kelleher
Director: John Blanchard
Guest star: Dr. Dre (Himself), Ed Lover (Himself), Danny Bonaduce (Himself), Traci Bingham (Kia)
Jimmy, Carl, Beth and Otis go to Aspen for a DJ convention. Initially disenchanted by Otis, Carl changes his tune when a pretty woman takes a liking to the baby. Meanwhile Jimmy finds himself continuing to spar with his rival, Danny Bonaduce.
8 :01x08 - Girl Power
Writer: Stephen Leff, Jim Patterson
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Curtis Armstrong (Bob), Brooke Burns (Erin "White Chocolate" Brimsing), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman), Kristin Denehy (Allison), G. Charles Wright (Radio Show Caller)
Pam and Beth attend a stripper class after hearing the teacher on Jimmy's show. Meanwhile, Jimmy and Carl accidentally lock themselves in the bathroom while trying to baby-proof Jimmy's apartment, leaving Otis unattended in the living room.
9 :01x09 - The Difference Between Men and Women
Writer: Allison M. Gibson
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Patrick Breen (Richard Crandall), Jessica Alba (Herself)
When Jessica Alba makes an appearance on The Jimmy and Carl Show, she comes on to Jimmy, not knowing that he's married. He turns down the Dark Angel star, but Beth becomes enraged when she realizes their night of passion was tainted by his fantasies of Alba.
10 :01x10 - Prior Engagement
Writer: Jim Patterson, Stephen Leff
Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Guest star: Brooke Burke (Stacey), Len Lesser (Harvey), Marques Houston (Himself), Patrick Breen (Richard Crandall)
When Beth meets Jimmy's old girlfriend, she's shocked to learn that he once proposed to her and was shot down... but most distressing to her is that he proposed with the same engagement ring that she now wears.
11 :01x11 - Trading Spaces
Writer: Bill Freiberger
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Darlene Dahl (Xiamara Maria Alvarez-Von Fagerbakke), Bill Fagerbakke (Hank), Patrick Breen (Richard Crandall)
Jimmy is heartbroken when he acquires the pinball game that he played when he was a teen, but has to part with it because Beth wants to turn his office into Otis's nursery.
12 :01x12 - Look Who's Talking
Writer: Tony Dreannan, Yoni Berkovits
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman), Adrianne Curry (Herself), Janice Dickinson (Herself), Robert Costanzo (Chef Franco Barrio), Paget Brewster (Debbie)
Beth and Jimmy land jobs as hosts of a Denver morning show, but Jimmy soon feels that his on-screen antics may be bad for his shock-jock image.
13 :01x13 - Pretty Baby
Writer: Bob Myer
Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Guest star: Rachel Reenstra (Stage Mother), Tempestt Bledsoe (Chloe)
Carl's sister Chloe comes to town, igniting a war between the siblings. Meanwhile, Otis is up for a part in a music video that Chloe's producing, but Jimmy has his reservations about letting his son appear when he learns that Otis will be in drag.
14 :01x14 - Not So Grand Parents
Writer: Drew Levin
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: George Wendt (Monty Dix), Mary Gross (Ginger Dix)
Beth is ecstatic when her parents come to town, thinking that they'll want to spend time with Otis. However, her folks do everything they can to avoid spending time with the baby.
15 :01x15 - Ca-Pam!
Guest star: Joan Wong (Woman), Margie Ajemian (Belly Dancer), Peter Pergelides (Trash Can Man), Richard Roat (Marv), June Lockhart (Grandma Cox), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Jimmy and Beth try to set up Carl and Pam. Meanwhile Jimmy's grandmother babysits Otis, but after seeing how she tends to him, Jimmy and Beth have second thoughts about leaving their son alone with her again.
16 :01x16 - Who's Your Da-Da?
Writer: Jesse Collins
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Patrick Breen (Richard Crandall), Darlena Tejeiro (Xiamara Maria Alvarez-Von Fagerbakke), Matthew Garel (Waiter)
Jimmy seeks an escape from his family by taking part in a rooftop radio-thon, but he's disappointed when he misses Otis's first word. Meanwhile Beth tries to get Pam to stop flirting with men since she's dating Carl.
17 :01x17 - I Love You, You Don't Love Me
Director: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Guest star: Brandon Ratcliff (Kid), George Wyner (Mr. Winston), Doug Jones (Auggie the Octopus), Anne-Marie Johnson (Mrs. Watson), Ken Marino (Kelly), Oded Gross (Steve)
Jimmy agrees to host a charity auction to get Otis into a prestigious school, but the school's mascot, Auggie the Octopus, seems to have a vendetta against Jimmy. Meanwhile Carl repeatedly attempts to tell Pam that he loves her.
18 :01x18 - Love at First Flight
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Jocko Sims (Disc Jockey), Chris Bonno (Airplane Passenger), Nikki Schieler Ziering (Nika), Casper Van Dien (Michael)
The Cox's go on vacation with Pam and Carl, and recall how they met.... and dumped their significant others to be with each other. Meanwhile, fussy Otis drives the other airplane passengers crazy.
19 :01x19 - Kiss and Don't Tell
Guest star: Brad Raider (Mark Cox), Nicole Richie (Amanda), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Beth learns that her apprehension about spending time with Jimmy's brother Mark was unwarranted.
20 :01x20 - Two's Company, Four's a Crowd
Guest star: Mark Holton (Johnny Hot-Pants), Amber Valletta (Summer, the Yoga Instructor), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman)
Beth and Jimmy try to get some alone time, but new couple Pam and Carl make this increasingly difficult.
21 :01x21 - Go Otis! It's Your Birthday!
Director: Brian K. Roberts
Guest star: Jeremy Guskin (Nick), Sung Hi Lee (Tonya), Tom Wilson (Buffalo Buck), Eddie George (Himself), Lex Medlin (Kevin McBronkelman), Ken Marino (Kelly), Oded Gross (Steve)
Otis's first birthday is ruined by Jimmy, who tries to create the illusion of the perfect party for the video camera. Meanwhile, Pam and Carl break up and try to one-up each other by arriving at Otis's party with impressive dates; and Kevin frets because it's his birthday too, but he's not the center of attention.
22 :01x22 - Singing for Your Supper
Writer: Allison M. Gibson
Director: Jody Margolin
Guest star: Tamia (Herself), Rif Hutton (Paul), Allan Murray ("Captain" Derek)
After Pam gets fired from her nightclub gig, Beth acts as her agent and tries to land her a contract. Meanwhile, Carl fasts on "the master cleanser program," but quickly finds he lacks energy.