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Season 1
1 :01x01 - Life and Stuff (Oct/18/1988)
A typical day in the Conner's life is displayed when Roseanne is called to the school because Darlene is barking in class.
Starring Roles: Sal Barone as D.J. Conner, | Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Ron Perkins as Pete, Charlayne Woodard as Vonda, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Judy Prescott as Miss Crane, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Matt Williams (1)
 
2 :01x02 - We're in the Money (Oct/25/1988)
When Dan comes across extra money, Roseanne and him decide not to spend it on anything menial, such as a the bell he's always wanted, or a perfume she desires. Of course, indulgence always gets its way...
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Ron Perkins as Pete
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: David McFadzean
 
3 :01x03 - D-I-V-O-R-C-E (Nov/01/1988)
After running into a divorcee friend of theirs while on a dinner date at the Lanford Inn, Roseanne and Dan question what life would have been like without the other. Meanwhile, Jackie is stuck babysitting Becky, Darlene and D.J.
Guest Stars: Patricia Gaul as Patsy, Jamie Leigh Allen (1) as Hostess, Todd Field as Charles
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Lauren Eve Anderson (1)
 
4 :01x04 - Language Lessons (Nov/22/1988)
Roseanne is caught in the middle when Dan and Jackie seem to be unable to get along.
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Laurie Gelman
 
5 :01x05 - Radio Days (Nov/29/1988)
Dan enters a radio contest by writing an old love note from Roseanne into a country song.
Guest Stars: Chris Tucker as Himself, Kris Stevens as Dave, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Ron Perkins as Pete, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Laurie Gelman
 
6 :01x06 - Lovers' Lanes (Dec/06/1988)
A night of bowling is more than just bowling for each of the Conner's, with Becky dressing to impress the snack attendant Chip, Jackie placing a game bet with Booker and Roseanne, of course, meddling.
Guest Stars: Josh C. Williams as Lonnie, Jared Rushton as Chip, George Clooney as Booker, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Ron Perkins as Pete, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
7 :01x07 - The Memory Game (Dec/13/1988)
As the family decide to a take family portrait, Jackie reveals to Roseanne that years ago Dan had a one night stand with her worst enemy.
Guest Stars: Steve Vinovich as Bob, George Clooney as Booker, Ron Perkins as Pete, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Grace McKeaney
 
8 :01x08 - Here's to Good Friends (Dec/20/1988)
It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to cheer up Crystal after she breaks up with her boyfriend, so they resort to the Lobo Louge. Meanwhile, Darlene seems resistant to write a report about Betsy Ross.
Guest Stars: Nancy Fish as Claire, Angelina Fiordellisi as Susanna, Frances Fisher as Janine, George Clooney as Booker, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Ron Perkins as Pete, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
9 :01x09 - Dan's Birthday Bash (Jan/03/1989)
Dan's birthday party at the Lobo Lounge is interupted by a bully, leaving Dan questioning his manhood when he fails to defend himself.
Guest Stars: Andrea Walters as Bonnie, Jared Rushton as Chip, Nancy Fish as Claire, Eric Allan Kramer as Jack, William Sadler as Dwight, George Clooney as Booker, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Grace McKeaney
 
10 :01x10 - Saturday (Jan/10/1989)
Dan has a bet with Roseanne that he can finish his repair work within one Saturday, but his buddies disruptions prove to be no help.
Guest Stars: William Sadler as Dwight, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Bill Pentland as Freddie
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: David McFadzean
 
11 :01x11 - Canoga Time (Jan/17/1989)
Roseanne and Dan try to sell their old junk in a rummage sale, but Dan is unable to part with his possessions. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to forge a passing grade on her report card to get out of trouble.
Guest Stars: George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: David McFadzean
 
12 :01x12 - The Monday Through Friday Show (Jan/24/1989)
While Darlene suffers with a job as a paper girl and Becky protests dissecting a frog for biology, Roseanne and Dan struggle to find a place to spend their 15th wedding anniversary.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Gary Bayer as Attleroy
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
13 :01x13 - Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (Jan/31/1989)
Jackie takes Crystal to work on the route of the bridge where her husband Sonny was buried, causing her to have a hard time coping with his death. Meanwhile, Darlene picks up smoking.
Guest Stars: Josh C. Williams as Lonnie, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Laurie Gelman
 
14 :01x14 - Father's Day (Feb/07/1989)
Roseanne steps in the middle of a falling out between Dan and his estranged father, Ed.
Guest Stars: Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Lauren Eve Anderson (1)
 
15 :01x15 - Nightmare on Oak Street (Feb/14/1989)
Darlene has a dose of her own little nightmare when she starts her first menstrual cycle.
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Grace McKeaney
 
16 :01x16 - Mall Story (Feb/21/1989)
The Conner's reluctantly spend the day together at the Lanford Mall.
Guest Stars: Michael Gates as Stan, Mary Anne McGarry as Saleswoman, Jonathan Chapin as Salesman, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: Laurie Gelman
 
17 :01x17 - Becky's Choice (Feb/28/1989)
Becky is nervous when her boyfriend Chip's parents, two high-class snots come to visit, but there seems to be something else adding to her uptight nature...and he's in the backyard.
Guest Stars: Jared Rushton as Chip, Tony Crane (1) as Johnny, Robert Harper (2) as Edgar, Andrea Walters as Bonnie
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: David Jacobson, Laurie Gelman
 
18 :01x18 - The Slice of Life (Mar/07/1989)
Darlene has to undergo emergency appendix surgery, rendering Roseanne filled with guilt over a spat with her earlier that morning.
Guest Stars: Lynne Thigpen as Dr. Bryce, Elya Baskin as Foreign Man
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: David McFadzean
 
19 :01x19 - Workin' Overtime (Mar/14/1989)
Roseanne has a breakdown after working overtime at work, just to come home to a messy home. Dan promises to keep the house while Roseanne storms off. When Roseanne meets up with an older waitress at a small diner, her attitude towards her family life takes a different direction.
Guest Stars: Zoaunne LeRoy as Waitress, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Ron Perkins as Pete, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Bill Pentland
 
20 :01x20 - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (Mar/28/1989)
The Conner's prepare for a disaster when a tornado is afoot in Lanford.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Hal Rale as Reporter on TV
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: Grace McKeaney
 
21 :01x21 - Death and Stuff (Apr/11/1989)
A door-to-door-salesman drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
Guest Stars: Jeff Corey as Salesman, Lee Garlington as Carol Carosek
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: Bill Pentland
 
22 :01x22 - Dear Mom and Dad (Apr/18/1989)
Roseanne and Jackie's parents comes to visit, and all hell breaks loose when they say they are moving to Lanford.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, John Randolph as Al Harris, | Uncredited: Bruce Willis as Himself
Director: John Sgueglia
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
23 :01x23 - Let's Call It Quits (May/02/1989)
With Booker no longer employed at Wellman's, a new boss, Mr. Faber, takes over and has high quotas that Roseanne and the crew cannot meet. Roseanne tries to reason with Mr. Faber, but he's such a leech, that nothing seems to be working. After Faber humilates her in the lunchroom, Roseanne takes a stand by walking out on the job...followed by Jackie, Vonda, Crystal, Sylvia and Juanita.
Guest Stars: Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Michael Earl Reid as Lou, Charlayne Woodard as Vonda, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Fred Dalton Thompson as Mr. Fabor, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Writer: Grace McKeaney
 
Season 2
24 :02x01 - Inherit the Wind (Sep/12/1989)
Becky's humilated when she passes gas during her speech at school. Meanwhile, Roseanne tries a job as a telemarketer.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Stephen Dorff as Jimmie Meltrigger
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Allan Katz
 
25 :02x02 - The Little Sister (Sep/19/1989)
Jackie is upset after Roseanne disapproves of her decision to join the police academy. Meanwhile, Becky takes hold of Dan's dirty magazines.
Guest Stars: Liz Georges (1) as Lizzie
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
26 :02x03 - Guilt by Disassociation (Sep/26/1989)
Dan and the Wellman gang throw Roseanne a party after she lands a job at a meat packing office...but the celebration is cut off early when Roseanne learns she can't get the job due to her inability to operate a computer.
Guest Stars: Paco Vela as Emilio, Madge Sinclair as Muriel, Harper Roisman as Joe, Charlayne Woodard as Vonda, Anne Faulkner as Sylvia, Evelina Fernandez as Juanita, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Tom Wright (1) as Phil
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Tom Arnold
 
27 :02x04 - Somebody Stole My Gal (Oct/03/1989)
Roseanne is depressed about Jackie leaving for police training for six weeks. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene go to a co-ed party together.
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
28 :02x05 - House of Grown-Ups (Oct/10/1989)
Dan's new contractor has dinner at the Conner house and winds up being obsessed with everybody, treating them like relatives, ultimately driving everybody up the wall.
Guest Stars: Kevin Dunn (1) as Burt
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Martin Pasko, Rebecca Parr
 
29 :02x06 - Five of a Kind (Oct/24/1989)
Roseanne is disgusted after an unpleasant kiss from Arnie.
Guest Stars: Robert Miranda as Andy, Cleavant Derricks as Tommy, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Danny Jacobson, Norma Safford Vela
 
30 :02x07 - BOO! (Oct/31/1989)
It's a battle of the scariest when Roseanne and Dan face-off to see who is the master of all halloween. Meanwhile, Becky believes she's too old for halloween.
Guest Stars: David Wohl as Geoff, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Luke Edwards as Lonnie
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
 
31 :02x08 - Sweet Dreams (Nov/07/1989)
A failed attempt at relaxing results in an angry Roseanne dreaming she kills her kids and Dan, followed by a musical outbreak by Roseanne and all her friends
Guest Stars: Charlayne Woodard as Vonda, Charles Wahlheim as Hunky Guy 2, Bert Parks as Judge, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Brett Baxter Clark as Hunky Guy 1, Stephen Dorff as Jimmie Meltrigger, Rebecca Schull as Miss English
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
32 :02x09 - We Gather Together (Nov/21/1989)
It's a Conner Thanksgiving, and it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving without some kind of drama! Jackie finally spills the beans to her mother about getting a new job at the police academy. On top of that, Dan gets the shock of discovering that his father, Ed, has been secretly romancing Crystal.
Guest Stars: John Randolph as Al Harris, Luke Edwards as Lonnie, Stephen Dorff as Jimmie Meltrigger, J. J. Johnston (1) as Jay Bryant, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Ann Wedgeworth as Audrey Conner, Ned Beatty as Ed Conner
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Danny Jacobson
 
33 :02x10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society (Nov/28/1989)
Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, she winds up on stage at the Culture Night, to read her poem, a poem that would render Roseanne in painful emotions.
Guest Stars: Eda Zahl as Mrs. Tubor, Troy Slaten as Melvin, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
34 :02x11 - Lobocop (Dec/05/1989)
Roseanne is stressed due to a second job and confides in Jackie that things aren't right with Dan. Naturally, Jackie intervenes, so Dan does his best to liven things up.
Guest Stars: Jeff Garlin (1) as Bar Patron, Janet Rotblatt as Bar Patron, Mark Carlton as Sargent Wilcox, Dabbs Greer as Joe, Tom Virtue as Bar Patron, Liz Georges (1) as Lizzie
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Tom Arnold
 
35 :02x12 - No Talking (Dec/12/1989)
After Dan lets Becky break Roseanne's rules of "no going out", Roseanne extends Becky's punishment. Becky, angry about the situation, refuses to speak to Roseanne and in turn, Roseanne refuses to speak to Dan.
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
 
36 :02x13 - Chicken Hearts (Jan/02/1990)
Desperate to prove to her bratty seventeen-year-old boss that she needs the weekends off, Roseanne invites him over to her home. As an attempt to "butter him up", Dan even completes his auto mechanic assignment for him. However, in spite of everything, he still choses not to give Roseanne those weekends, with the only alternative being her job...
Guest Stars: Sonia Curtis as Tina, Christian Jacobs as Andrew, Peter Smith (2) as Brian, Justin Dana as Matthew, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
37 :02x14 - One for the Road (Jan/09/1990)
While Roseanne and Dan are away, Becky and her friend Dana will play...with the liquor cabinet.
Guest Stars: Dee Dee Rescher as Karen, Lindsay Fisher as Dana
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Sheree Guitar
 
38 :02x15 - An Officer and a Gentleman (Jan/23/1990)
While Roseanne is away helping out her parents, Jackie takes over as the mother of the Conner home. At first everyone doubts Jackie's ability, however, as time goes on, it turns out Jackie is Lanford's Supermom.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
 
39 :02x16 - Born to Be Wild (Jan/30/1990)
Roseanne and Dan's old best friend, Ziggy, pays the Conner's a visit, resulting in Dan trying to repair his old Harley to it's state from his younger days.
Guest Stars: Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
40 :02x17 - Hair (Feb/06/1990)
At Crystal's suggestion, Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty parlor. Originally reluctant to take the job, the owner's interest in her employment prompts her to accept.
Guest Stars: Debra Mooney as Mrs. Wellman, Melora Walters as Debbie, Lori Tan Chinn as Iris, Elizabeth Franz as Marsha, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Danny Jacobson
 
41 :02x18 - I'm Hungry (Feb/13/1990)
Roseanne and Dan (against his will) start a new diet, with loads of food boycotts and exercises.
Guest Stars: Debra Mooney as Mrs. Wellman, Melora Walters as Debbie, Lori Tan Chinn as Iris, Elizabeth Franz as Marsha, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Danny Jacobson
 
42 :02x19 - All of Me (Feb/20/1990)
Jackie has a new man, Gary, in her life but it doesn't seem like Roseanne approves of him.
Guest Stars: Brian Kerwin as Gary
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Danny Jacobson, Norma Safford Vela
 
43 :02x20 - To Tell the Truth (Feb/27/1990)
Roseanne's interference in Jackie's love life causes restraint between Roseanne and Jackie. But reconciliation is around the corner when Jackie announces that she is getting married.
Guest Stars: Brian Kerwin as Gary
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
 
44 :02x21 - Fender Bender (Mar/20/1990)
Roseanne gets into a car accident with rich Meg Wellman, the wife of the Wellman Plastics owner, and she might take her to court.
Guest Stars: Debra Mooney as Mrs. Wellman, Melora Walters as Debbie, Lori Tan Chinn as Iris, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Stephen Root as Peter Lundy
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Penelope Spheeris, Bill Gerber
 
45 :02x22 - April Fool's Day (Apr/10/1990)
After struggling through tax day jargon, Roseanne and Dan wind up waiting forever at the I.R.S office just to ask one question, which gets answered by a snooty I.R.S Supervisor and a tirade rant by Roseanne.
Guest Stars: Jodi Long as Woman in Line, Joe Grifasi as IRS Supervisor, Monty Hoffman as Man in Line
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Steve Paymer
 
46 :02x23 - Fathers and Daughters (May/01/1990)
Roseanne attempts to get closer to Darlene by watching sports, while Dan goes shopping with Becky.
Guest Stars: Lindsay Fisher as Dana
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon
 
47 :02x24 - Happy Birthday (May/08/1990)
It's Roseanne's birthday! After Roseanne recaps her old goals, Dan and the kids decide to build her a writing office.
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Geraldine Barr, Maxine Epstein
 
Season 3
48 :03x01 - The Test (Sep/18/1990)
As Becky awaits driving lessons, Roseanne awaits the results of a different test...a pregnancy test.
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Bob Myer (3)
 
49 :03x02 - Friends and Relatives (Sep/25/1990)
Dan has trouble borrowing money when it comes to his friends and family.
Guest Stars: Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Don Maxwell as Willy
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Chuck Lorre
 
50 :03x03 - Like, a Virgin (Oct/02/1990)
As Roseanne gives Becky "the talk", she is surprised to see that it is Darlene who actually needs it.
Guest Stars: Brian Kerwin as Gary, Matt Norero as Brian
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Brad Isaacs
 
51 :03x04 - Like, a New Job (Oct/09/1990)
Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop.
Guest Stars: Johnny Sunset as Kid 2, Jack McLaine (1) as Kid 1, Greta Brown as Patron 3, Parker Whitman as Patron 2, Lindsay Fisher as Dana, Katsy Chappell (1) as Kelly, Alyson Hannigan as Jan
Director: John Whitesell
 
52 :03x05 - Goodbye, Mr. Right (Oct/16/1990)
Jackie's more than depressed when an injury on the job results in Gary breaking up with her, unable to deal with her dangerous career. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene are scared when they find their old dolls have been beheaded by D.J.
Guest Stars: Louisa Abernathy as Nurse, Brian Kerwin as Gary
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Bruce Graham (1)
 
53 :03x06 - Becky, Beds and Boys (Oct/23/1990)
Becky brings home a new boyfriend, the "bad boy" biker Mark Healy, much to Roseanne and Dan's disapproval. When they believe Mark may be bad news, and when Becky breaks curfew, Roseanne and Dan decide Becky shouldn't see Mark again...but does she follow through?
Guest Stars: Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Oz Tortora as Salesperson
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Jennifer Heath, Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
54 :03x07 - Trick or Treat (Oct/30/1990)
Roseanne uses her lumberjack costume to her advantage when she is able to act and look like a man, but when her mouth gets her into a fight, she's going to have to look for a new defense.
Guest Stars: R. Lee Telford as Bill, Ken Kells as Monster, Delana Michaels as Lady, Michael Leopard as Richard, Duane Whitaker as Mike, Don Maxwell as Willy, Steve Carlisle as Pete, Robert Miranda as Andy, Guy Boyd as Pat, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Chuck Lorre
 
55 :03x08 - PMS, I Love You (Nov/06/1990)
Dan's the one to suffer when his birthday party collides with Roseanne's "time of the month".
Guest Stars: Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Stevie Sterling as Telegram Stripper
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Tom Arnold
 
56 :03x09 - Bird is the Word (Nov/13/1990)
There's trouble when Becky is suspended out-of-school for "flipping the bird" in her class photo.
Guest Stars: Judith Jordan (1) as School Receptionist, Dann Florek as Mr. Hiller, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Don Foster (1), Joel Madison
 
57 :03x10 - Dream Lover (Nov/27/1990)
Roseanne is not happy when she learns Dan is sleeping with another woman...in his dreams.
Guest Stars: Ritch Shydner as Carl, Patrika Darbo as Marge Dolman
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Chuck Lorre
 
58 :03x11 - Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? (Dec/04/1990)
Tired of Becky and Darlene breaking curfew, Roseanne and Dan, with the help of Jackie, teach them a lesson by staying out really late one night.
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Brian LaPan, David A. Caplan
 
59 :03x12 - Confessions (Dec/18/1990)
When Roseanne's mother, Bev, pays an unexpected visit, she causes drama between Jackie and Roseanne and makes a mess out of everything.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Brad Isaacs
 
60 :03x13 - The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (Jan/08/1991)
There's drama in the Conner house when Dan's father, Ed, annouces he is marrying Crystal.
Guest Stars: D'anne Avner as Lady in Coffee Shop, Stephen Bridgewater as Don, Ned Beatty as Ed Conner
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Don Foster (1), Joel Madison
 
61 :03x14 - The Wedding (Jan/15/1991)
While Dan tries to stop the wedding between Crystal and his father, Roseanne takes a major part in planning it. Meanwhile, Crystal annouces she is pregnant with Ed's child.
Guest Stars: Lynn Ann Leveridge as Lucy, Marla Frees (1) as Alice, Don Took as Pastor McCabe, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, Kristopher Kent Hill (1) as Lonnie, Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Jeff Abugov
 
62 :03x15 - Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Jan/22/1991)
Angry at Roseanne and Dan, Becky decides to stow away at Jackie's place.
Guest Stars: Timothy Carhart as Jonathan
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Jennifer Heath, Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
63 :03x16 - Home-Ec (Feb/05/1991)
Roseanne chaperones a trip to the supermarket with Darlene's home-ec class.
Guest Stars: Cynthia King as Susie, Jenny Beck (1) as Tanya, Yunoka Doyle as Meryl, Marilyn Rockafellow as Mrs. Hamilton, Vic Polizos as Jack Morgan, Leonardo DiCaprio as Darlene's Classmate, David Greenlee as Cashier
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Mark Rappaport
 
64 :03x17 - Valentine's Day (Feb/12/1991)
Becky and Darlene feud when Becky is asked out by Darlene's crush. Meanwhile, Roseanne fumes when Dan forgets Valentine's Day.
Guest Stars: Molly David as Lady, Tobey Maguire as Jeff, Tristan Tait as Barry, Gracie Harrison as Jennifer, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Judy Gold as Amy
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Bob Myer (3)
 
65 :03x18 - Communicable Theater (Feb/19/1991)
Roseanne must choose between taking care of a flu-bound Dan or helping Jackie rehearse for her play.
Guest Stars: Bradley Mott as Actor, John David Conti (1) as Lou, Robert Clohessy as Christian, Jack Blessing as Phil
Directors: Jennifer Heath, John Whitesell
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
66 :03x19 - Vegas Interruptus (Feb/26/1991)
Roseanne faces possible termination from Rodbell's if she decides to take a much anticipated trip to Vegas with Dan.
Guest Stars: Rick Spector as Man, Rachel Hunt as Girl, Nick Toth as Airplane Pilot, Allen Covert as Man, Gary McGurk as Frank, Susan Quick as Lady, Annie Abbott as Lady, David Lascher as Eric, Tristan Tait as Barry, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: John Whitesell
Story: Bob Myer (3) | Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Jeff Abugov
Songs: The Grateful Dead -- Touch of Grey
 
67 :03x20 - Her Boyfriend's Back (Mar/12/1991)
Dan and Becky have a rift when Becky and her boyfriend Mark ride Dan's motorcycle without permission.
Guest Stars: Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Brad Isaacs, Maxine Lapiduss, Sheldon Krasner, David Saling
 
68 :03x21 - Troubles with the Rubbles (Mar/26/1991)
Roseanne is not exactly thrilled with her new neighbor, Kathy, who seems to be too uptight and snobbish for the Conner's standards. When DJ and Kathy's son, Todd, wind up injuring themselves at a construction site, Kathy is quick to accuse Roseanne of being an unfit parent, causing a rift between the two.
Guest Stars: Danton Stone as Jerry Bowman, Meagen Fay (1) as Kathy Bowman, Troy Davidson as Todd Bowman
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Joel Madison
 
69 :03x22 - Second Time Around (Apr/02/1991)
Crystal seeks Roseanne's assistance in her Lamaze class. Meanwhile, Dan has a near fatal accident resulting in him preparing for Roseanne and Dan's will.
Guest Stars: Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Eileen Davies as Lamaze Instructor, Bonnie Urseth as Lady
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Maxine Lapiduss
 
70 :03x23 - Dances with Darlene (Apr/30/1991)
Roseanne and Darlene feud about what Darlene will wear to a school dance that she doesn't even want to go to.
Guest Stars: Michael Des Barres as Jerry, Amy Aquino as Linda Wagner, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Brad Isaacs
 
71 :03x24 - Scenes from a Barbecue (May/07/1991)
Roseanne and the other mothers in town celebrate mother's day at the Conner's.
Special Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, | Guest Stars: JoJo Smollett as Chuck Mitchell Jr, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Kristopher Kent Hill (1) as Lonnie, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck Mitchell
Director: John Whitesell
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Bob Myer (3)
 
72 :03x25 - The Pied Piper of Lanford (May/14/1991)
A blast from the past comes through when Roseanne and Dan's old biker friend Ziggy pays a visit. With Dan and Ziggy going down memory lane, Dan is inspired to open his own bike shop at last.
Guest Stars: Brad Garrett as Doug, Jay O. Sanders as Ziggy
Director: John Whitesell
 
Season 4
73 :04x01 - A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Sep/17/1991)
Roseanne is not sure how to react when she learns that Becky wants to go on birth control.
Guest Stars: Deborah G. D'alton (1) as Nurse, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Jennifer Heath, Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
74 :04x02 - Take My Bike ... Please! (Sep/24/1991)
With the grand opening of the bike shop, Roseanne and Dan learn that running a business not only takes its toll on their time as a couple but is also infringing on the household affairs, particularly their relationship with DJ.
Guest Stars: Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Dan Butler (1) as Art
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
75 :04x03 - Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (Oct/01/1991)
After a drunken night out, Jackie discovers she has slept with the town's most disgusting pig, Arnie. Now it's up to Roseanne and the girls to make things better. Additionally, Dan invites Leon to a poker game with the guys where the course of conversation gets rather unsettling upon the discovery that he is gay.
Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck Mitchell, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Chuck Lorre
 
76 :04x04 - Darlene Fades to Black (Oct/08/1991)
When Darlene seems to be nothing but a gothic couch potato, Roseanne begins to interfere in hopes of bringing her back to her former athletic self. Meanwhile, Becky fights the losing battle to get a moped that was traded-in to Dan's shop.
Guest Stars: Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Scott Burkholder as Tommy, Walter Jacobson as Walter
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Jeff Abugov
 
77 :04x05 - Tolerate Thy Neighbor (Oct/15/1991)
Roseanne mistakes a robbery at the Bowman house for a charity drive, therefore inadvertently assisting the robbers in their market, causing much strain between Kathy Bowman and Roseanne.
Special Guest Stars: Bob Hope as Himself, | Guest Stars: Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Carl Franklin as Gil Robbins, Meagen Fay (1) as Kathy Bowman, Danton Stone as Jerry Bowman, Michael Des Barres as Steven
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Martin Mull, Maxine Lapiduss
 
78 :04x06 - Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (Oct/29/1991)
Roseanne suspects Kathy Bowman is out to get her due to a Halloween prank Roseanne pulled on her. Meanwhile, Jackie finds herself flirting with an unknown at a costume party, only to discover it turns out to be her former boyfriend, Booker.
Guest Stars: Meagen Fay (1) as Kathy Bowman, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck Mitchell, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, George Clooney as Booker
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
79 :04x07 - Vegas (1) (Nov/05/1991)
Roseanne and Dan are constantly bickering due to the stress of running the bike shop and decide to take a Vegas vacation when friends Arnie and Nancy decide to wed at last.
Guest Stars: Lois Bromfield as Alice Thurber, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Don Foster (1), Sid Youngers
 
80 :04x08 - Vegas, Vegas (2) (Nov/12/1991)
After continuing to bicker, Roseanne and Dan just don't seem to be having a good time. In hopes of making light of the situation, the crew go see Wayne Newton, but a plastered Roseanne winds up making a fool out of herself.
Special Guest Stars: Wayne Newton as Himself, | Guest Stars: Ralph Saldutti as Elvis Impersonator 2, Danny Gans as Wayne Newton Impersonator, Lance Davis as Justice, Frankie DeAngelo as Dealer, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett, Michael Hoover as Elvis Impersonator 1
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Joel Madison, Mark Rosewater
 
81 :04x09 - Stressed to Kill (Nov/19/1991)
Roseanne picks up a smoking habit due to the stress of working two jobs. Meanwhile, Becky gets in trouble for helping Darlene cheat on an assignment.
Guest Stars: Tony Edwards (3) as Customer, Stephen Lee (2) as Barnie, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Maxine Lapiduss, Bob Myer (3), Chuck Lorre
 
82 :04x10 - Thanksgiving '91 (Nov/26/1991)
Enjoying a Thanksgiving feast, Bev has some distressing news: her and Roseanne's father will be divorcing.
Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Kristopher Kent Hill (1) as Lonnie
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Brad Isaacs
 
83 :04x11 - Kansas City, Here We Come (Dec/03/1991)
Roseanne and Jackie decide to travel to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress in Jackie's truck, but their emotions run haywire at the mistress' front door.
Guest Stars: Kay Arnold as Joan, Joshua Rifkind as Howard, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
84 :04x12 - Santa Claus (Dec/24/1991)
While playing Santa at Rodbell's, Roseanne meets Darlene's newest friend, a 39 year-old woman who runs a bookstore. Rosie goes to the bookstore to learn more about Karen, but instead learns more about her own daughter.
Guest Stars: Stephen Taylor Knot as Young Boy, Walter Jacobson as Walter, Lee Garlington as Karen Miller, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss, Barry Vigon
 
85 :04x13 - Bingo (Jan/07/1992)
After a night playing bingo, Roseanne gets hooked and Crystal gets hysterical for no known reason. As time progresses, it is discovered that Crystal is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Dan and D.J. wind up babysitting Little Ed in Crystal's absence.
Guest Stars: Mitzi McCall as Peg, Lou Hancock (1) as Nun, David Sage as Priest, Edie McClurg as Harriet, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Robert Miranda, Sid Youngers, Joel Madison, Tom Arnold
 
86 :04x14 - The Bowling Show (Jan/21/1992)
Dan and Arnie struggle to keep their bowling league out of last place all the while Nancy and Jackie's closeness leaves Roseanne feeling left out.
Guest Stars: Michael Dempsey (1) as Ray, David Crosby as Duke, Paul Eisenhauer as Frank, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck Mitchell, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett, Johnny Galecki as Kevin Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Don Foster (1)
 
87 :04x15 - The Back Story (Feb/04/1992)
With Roseanne bed bound due to a bad back, Bev takes over as super mom, overly spoiling the children and "nursing" Roseanne back to health.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Bob Myer (3)
 
88 :04x16 - Less is More (Feb/11/1992)
Roseanne and Dan are perturbed about the possibility that the only solution for Roseanne's back problems would be breast reduction.
Special Guest Stars: Neil Patrick Harris as Doogie Howser, | Guest Stars: Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Walter Jacobson as Walter, Michael Bryan French (1) as Dr. Dixon, Nigel Gibbs as Dr. Foster, Susan Krebs as --, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Amy Sherman-Palladino | Teleplay: Don Foster (1), Maxine Lapiduss
 
89 :04x17 - Breakin' Up is Hard to Do (Feb/18/1992)
A torn-up Becky mopes around after breaking up with Mark, but it's a miracle in Roseanne and Dan's minds.
Guest Stars: Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Jennifer Heath
 
90 :04x18 - This Old House (Feb/25/1992)
When Roseanne hears her childhood home has been sold, she and Jackie take a ride to look it over one last time. Roseanne recalls that not all their time there was that great, including beatings by their father with a leather strap.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
91 :04x19 - The Commercial Show (Mar/03/1992)
The director of an ad for Rodbell's recruits Roseanne and her family to star in the new commercial. Meanwhile, DJ and Todd have a tiff as the Bowman's prepare to move to Chicago.
Guest Stars: Troy Davidson as Todd Bowman
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Story: Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss | Teleplay: Jennifer Heath, Maxine Lapiduss
 
92 :04x20 - Therapy (Mar/17/1992)
After Roseanne sets up Jackie with a boring accountant, Jackie decides now is a good time to reveal that she has been seeing a therapist due to Roseanne's constant butting in, and wants her to join the sessions.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Story: Chuck Lorre | Teleplay: Joel Madison, Sid Youngers
 
93 :04x21 - Lies (Mar/24/1992)
Roseanne freaks out when Rodbell's subjects all employees to a lie detector test, due to a rash of missing items. Also, Darlene seeks everyones advice about her boyfriend, David, except for Roseanne.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Story: Jeff Abugov | Teleplay: Sid Youngers, Don Foster (1)
 
94 :04x22 - Deliverance (Mar/31/1992)
Crystal has been driving Dan crazy the past few days and now needs him as her delivery room coach when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Bonnie both want Leon's job now that he is leaving, and Darlene feels David is crowding her and asks for some space.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Chuck Lorre | Teleplay: Jeff Abugov, Joel Madison
 
95 :04x23 - Secrets (Apr/28/1992)
After an argument with Becky, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo and smashes the jukebox. Dan makes a promise not to tell anyone about the incident, which has Roseanne curious.
Guest Stars: Don Maxwell as Willy, Jim Staskel as Kelvin, Michael Dempsey (1) as Ray, Dan Butler (1) as Art, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Jimmy Staszkiel as Kevin
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Lawrence H. Levy
 
96 :04x24 - Don't Make Me Over (May/05/1992)
Becky and Darlene feel they can get Roseanne to agree to let them spend a night in Chicago alone to attend a concert if they spend Mother's Day with her at the beauty salon.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
97 :04x25 - Aliens (May/12/1992)
Bad news is all around as the Rodbell's luncheonette closes down, as does Dan's bike shop. The only good news is DJ has made it to the selling bee finals.
Guest Stars: Steve Kramer as Roger's Father, Clinton Allmon (1) as Alien #1, Jeff Heston as Alien #2, Taylor Fry as Nicole, Anne Gee Byrd as Teacher, Mark Blum as Mike Summers, Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Joey Simmrin as Nicole
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Story: Joel Madison, Ron Nelson | Teleplay: Jeff Abugov, Joel Madison
 
Season 5
98 :05x01 - Terms of Estrangement (1) (Sep/15/1992)
Becky and Mark elope and move to Minnesota as a means to stay together now that the bike shop has closed, and to ease the sudden financial strain the family is going through.
Guest Stars: Max Brooks as Unknown, Don Keith Opper as Customer, Carl Franklin as Gil, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Denise Moss, Sy Dukane
 
99 :05x02 - Terms of Estrangement (2) (Sep/22/1992)
As Becky returns to gather up some of her belongings, Roseanne comes to terms that her daughter is now married, whereas Dan ignores her altogether.
Guest Stars: Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Carl Franklin as Gil
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
100 :05x03 - The Dark Ages (Sep/29/1992)
The lack of income has led to the electric company shutting off the Conner's power. Meanwhile, Darlene and David are caught after spending the night in her bedroom together. Despite her pleas of innocence, Dan forbids David of ever seeing Darlene again.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Eric Gilliland, Mike Gandolfi
 
101 :05x04 - Mommy Nearest (Oct/06/1992)
Bev comes to the rescue when she gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000 after selling the family home. Also, Jackie has a hard time with the age difference between she and her new boyfriend, Fisher.
Guest Stars: Riff Regan as Cashier, Matt Roth as Fisher
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Monica Piper, Janice Jordan
 
102 :05x05 - Pretty in Black (Oct/13/1992)
Roseanne plans a sweet 16 party for Darlene, something she detests. Meanwhile, the Conner's meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his two daughters, Molly and Charlotte.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett, Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden, Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden, Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
103 :05x06 - Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (Oct/20/1992)
Jackie comes up with the idea to open a loose meat sandwich shop in Landford, but they don't seem to qualify for any loans. Bev agrees to help them out, by becoming a silent partner. Meanwhile, DJ is caught peeping at the new neighbor, Molly.
Guest Stars: Thomas Kopache as Donald Bobeck, Judith Hoag as Kerry, Matt Roth as Fisher, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Eileen Heisler, DeAnn Heline
 
104 :05x07 - Halloween IV (Oct/27/1992)
Roseanne can't seem to get in the Halloween spirit this year seeing how Becky is not there. After sending the family off to a party, she has a Halloween version of A Christmas Carol, being visited by a ghost of Halloween past, present and future.
Guest Stars: Abraham Benrubi as Teenage Dan
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
105 :05x08 - Ladies' Choice (Nov/10/1992)
Nancy surprises Roseanne and Jackie when she announces she is a lesbian and is now dating Marla. Also, when Bev decides to enter a retirement home, Roseanne starts feeling her age.
Guest Stars: Belita Moreno as Woman at Retirement Home, Morgan Fairchild as Marla, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: David Raether, Betsy Borns
 
106 :05x09 - Stand on Your Man (Nov/17/1992)
The grand opening of The Lunch Box leaves Roseanne shaken when a man scares her in the evening hours. Forbidding Dan of hanging around the shop for protection, the girls attend a self-defense class. Also, Arnie returns in hopes of taking Nancy back.
Guest Stars: Doug Fieger as Nick, Annette Washington as Female Customer, Albert Potash as Thug Customer, Joe Keyes as First Customer, Clinton Allmon (1) as Alien #1, Jeff Heston as Alien #2, Steve Jones (1) as Weirdo, James Lew as Male Instructor, Terri Treas as Female Instructor, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Tom Arnold as Arnie Thomas, Morgan Fairchild as Marla, Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Denise Moss, Sy Dukane
 
107 :05x10 - Good Girls, Bad Girls (Nov/24/1992)
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to attend a rock concert out of town with Molly. But when they don't return home on time, they fear the worse. When Darlene's explanation lands on deaf ears, it is left to Molly to confess what had happened.
Guest Stars: Michael Paul as Max, Randall Slavin as Sean, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden, Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden, Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
108 :05x11 - Of Ice and Men (Dec/01/1992)
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Guest Stars: Debra D'amato as Woman at Game, Matt Roth as Fisher, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Robert Borden (1), Norm MacDonald (1)
 
109 :05x12 - It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays (Dec/15/1992)
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Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
 
110 :05x13 - Crime and Punishment (1) (Jan/05/1993)
Roseanne discovers that Fisher has been beating Jackie, and Dan is arrested after going after him.
Guest Stars: Doug Fieger as Nick, Nicky Corello as Glenn, Jeremy Roberts as Jay, Colleen Camp as Secretary, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Wings Hauser as Ty Tilden, Matt Roth as Fisher, Ed Begley, Jr. (1) as Principal Alexander, Mara Hobel as Charlotte Tilden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Bruce Rasmussen
 
111 :05x14 - War and Peace (2) (Jan/12/1993)
The Conners deal with the aftermath of Fisher beating Jackie.
Guest Stars: Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, John 'Juke' Logan (1) as Prisoner with Harmonica, Jake McLaine as Paper Boy, Lenny Goldsmith as Singing Prisoner, Alex Cole as Prisoner, Lanyard Williams as Prisoner, Jeremy Roberts as Jay, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Matt Roth as Fisher
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Songs: Elvis Presley (song by John Goodman et al.) -- Jailhouse Rock
 
112 :05x15 - Lanford Daze (Jan/26/1993)
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Guest Stars: Robin Greer as Customer #1, Joe Keyes as Customer #2, John Christian Graas (1) as Kid #2, Ahmad Stoner as Kid #1, Joe Minjares as Cop, Loretta Lynn as Herself, Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: David Raether, Monica Piper
 
113 :05x16 - Wait Till Your Father Gets Home (Feb/09/1993)
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Guest Stars: Lenny Wolpe as Frank Denvers
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
114 :05x17 - First Cousin, Twice Removed (Feb/16/1993)
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Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Janice Jordan
 
115 :05x18 - Lose a Job, Winnebago (Feb/23/1993)
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Guest Stars: Tom Arnold as Jackie Thomas
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Norm MacDonald (1)
 
116 :05x19 - It's a Boy! (Mar/02/1993)
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Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Sally Kirkland as Barbara Healy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
117 :05x20 - It was Twenty Years Ago Today (Mar/09/1993)
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Guest Stars: Robert Machray (1) as Customer, Peter Jason (1) as Jim, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Bill Maher as Bob
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Betsy Borns
 
118 :05x21 - Playing with Matches (Mar/23/1993)
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Guest Stars: Red Buttons as Jake, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Danielle Harris as Molly Tilden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Robert Borden (1)
 
119 :05x22 - Promises, Promises (Apr/06/1993)
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Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Mike Gandolfi
 
120 :05x23 - Glengarry, Glen Rosey (May/04/1993)
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Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Teleplay: Lois Bromfield, Scott Burton
 
121 :05x24 - Tooth or Consequences (May/11/1993)
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Guest Stars: Bob Odenkirk as Jim
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Leslie Reider
 
122 :05x25 - Daughters and Other Strangers (May/18/1993)
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Director: Jeff Margolis
Writer: Eric Gilliland
 
Season 6
123 :06x01 - Two Down, One to Go (Sep/14/1993)
Roseanne is forced to say goodbye to another daughter going away to college. David is in hope that Darlene will stay, so he decides to propose to her.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
124 :06x02 - The Mommy's Curse (Sep/21/1993)
Jackie is convinced by Dan that she should date a guy from his work but only if Roseanne fires Bev. Roseanne later finds out that Bev is out for vengeance.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Eric Gilliland
 
125 :06x03 - Party Politics (Sep/28/1993)
Roseanne finds out that Darlene and DJ are up to no good. In addition, Fred attempts to get back with Jackie.

Source: Roseanne dvd
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Miriam Trogdon
 
126 :06x04 - A Stash from the Past (Oct/05/1993)
Roseanne and Dan begin reminiscing about their teenager days after finding a stash of marijuana at the house.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Kevin Abbott
 
127 :06x05 - Be My Baby (Oct/19/1993)
Roseanne wants to have another baby, but is soon to find out that Jackie is on the way to having one herself. So Roseanne pushes her wants to the side to help Jackie.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Rob Ulin
 
128 :06x06 - Halloween V (Oct/26/1993)
While Roseanne is persuading Dan to pull a prank on Nancy, Darlene and David have a Halloween prank up their sleeve to scare Roseanne.


Source: Roseanne DVD
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Betsy Borns
 
129 :06x07 - Homeward Bound (Nov/02/1993)
Darlene makes a surprise visit home from school, while DJ goes through a puberty surprise. Also, David secretly moves in with Darlene.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Michael Borkow
 
130 :06x08 - Guilt by Imagination (Nov/09/1993)
Dan goes on a lunch date with an old girlfriend, where sparks fly, as Roseanne daydreams about model Fabio.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer, | Uncredited: Fabio as Himself
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Story: Lois Bromfield | Teleplay: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Pat Bullard
 
131 :06x09 - Homecoming (Nov/16/1993)
Sarah Chalke takes the place as Becky at the Conner' residence, while Becky takes marital advice from Roseanne.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Mike Pniewski as Perry Watkins, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Sid Youngers
 
132 :06x10 - Thanksgiving '93 (Nov/23/1993)
During a family dinner a fight arises and a secret is revealed, which leaves everyone full of emotion.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Michael Borkow, Mike Gandolfi
 
133 :06x11 - The Driver's Seat (Nov/30/1993)
Roseanne has a lot on her plate, dealing with DJ stealing the family car at home and Leon trying to take control at work.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Joe Minjares as Cop #1, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Stan Zimmerman, James Berg
 
134 :06x12 - White Trash Christmas (Dec/14/1993)
The Conner's set up their Christmas decorations as only they can do, with a little something to insult everyone. Meanwhile, Dan and Roseanne are upset when they give Becky a check for a semester of college and she in turn gives it to Mark so he can go to school instead. To make things worse, Becky has taken a job at BUNZ, as a waitress in very short, shorts. Also, DJ is forced to attend a ballet in Chicago with Grandma Harris. But a stop to see Darlene at college reveals a secret that makes the trip all worthwhile.
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Lawrence Broch (1)
 
135 :06x13 - Suck Up or Shut Up (Jan/04/1994)
DJ is going through problems at school because Roseanne joins a women's group to increase the traffic at the diner.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Nicolas Meyst as Elijah Anderson, Jim Turner (2) as Stu Mehlman, Selma Archerd as Lucille, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Florence Henderson as Flo, | Uncredited: Anthony Geary as Luke Spencer, Genie Francis as Laura Spencer
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Story: Amy Morland | Teleplay: Betsy Borns, Mike Gandolfi
 
136 :06x14 - Busted (Jan/11/1994)
While Becky and Mark are having problems, Roseanne learns that David moved in with Darlene at school.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Ahmet Zappa as Roy-Al, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
 
137 :06x15 - David vs. Goliath (Feb/01/1994)
Dan also learns that Darlene and David living together and is storming. As if there couldn't be me anymore problems between Darlene and David, David misunderstands Darlene's affection as flirting.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Steve Pepoon
 
138 :06x16 - Everyone Comes to Jackie's (Feb/08/1994)
Jackie has to move back home after her parents find out her secret, and David thinks that he is moving back in too, but Dan disagrees.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Mike Gandolfi, Betsy Borns
 
139 :06x17 - Don't Make Room for Daddy (Feb/15/1994)
Dan gives Fred advice, which leads him to suing pregnant Jackie for custody.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Rob Elk as Customer, Tom McTigue as Doctor, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Kevin Abbott
 
140 :06x18 - Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Mar/01/1994)
Roseanne goes out with Jackie to a gay bar and Roseanne finds out that she has an admirer.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
 
141 :06x19 - Labor Day (Mar/08/1994)
Roseanne doesn't include Fred in the happiness of Jackie's newborn baby.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Tom McTigue as Doctor, Jeanetta Arnette as Nurse
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Story: Rob Ulin | Teleplay: Miriam Trogdon
 
142 :06x20 - Past Imperfect (Mar/22/1994)
Roseanne and Dan are finding different ways to cover up Dan's father's missing alimony payment.
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: David Raether
 
143 :06x21 - Lies My Father Told Me (Mar/29/1994)
Roseanne is trying to convince Dan that the lies Dan's father told him about his mother's mental state were only white lies.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Kristopher Kent Hill (1) as Lonnie, Ned Beatty as Ed Conner, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Story: Rob Ulin | Teleplay: Eric Gilliland
 
144 :06x22 - I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep (May/03/1994)
DJ shocks Roseanne with some serious ethical questions while he discovers a new religious side.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Robert Camiletti as Deliveryman #3, Mikey Robins as Deliveryman #2, Pat Bullard as Deliveryman #1, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as George, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: Kevin Abbott, Pat Bullard
 
145 :06x23 - Body by Jake (May/10/1994)
Bev moves in with the Conners after they find out shocking news on how she "really" broke her hip.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Louisa Abernathy as Nurse, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Michael O'Keefe as Fred, | Uncredited: Red Buttons as Jake
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie (1)
Writer: David Forbes
 
146 :06x24 - Isn't It Romantic? (May/17/1994)
Romance is in the air at the Conners' house. Roseanne and Dan are renewing their love for each other, while Fred is trying to figure out how to propose to Jackie.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Robert S. Woods (3) as Bo Buchanan, Clint Ritchie as Clint Buchanan, John Loprieno as Cordero Roberts, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Thomas Perry Dance, Tim Schlattmann | Teleplay: Leif Sandaas, Cynthia Hogle
 
147 :06x25 - Altar Egos (May/24/1994)
Jackie and Fred are both having hot and cold feet about walking down the aisle together.

Source: Roseanne DVD
Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Eric Gilliland
 
Season 7
148 :07x01 - Nine is Enough (Sep/21/1994)
Word gets out that Dan has shaved his armpits to treat a cyst. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred have disagreements about the baby sleeping in their bed.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Rob Ulin | Teleplay: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Pat Bullard
 
149 :07x02 - Two for One (Sep/28/1994)
Jackie discovers that Darlene has been at a motel room, prompting Roseanne to assume that Darlene has been lying about her and David's love life.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Stephen Godchaux
 
150 :07x03 - Snoop Davey Dave (Oct/05/1994)
David attempts to keep Darlene from returning to college by telling Roseanne that she had been abusing drugs.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Elaine Aronson
 
151 :07x04 - Girl Talk (Oct/12/1994)
Dan and his friends become estranged when they begin to go too far talking about their love lives.
Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, John McConnell (2) as Bob, | Uncredited: Ellis E. Williams (1) as Customer
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Miriam Trogdon
 
152 :07x05 - Sleeper (Oct/19/1994)
David moves into DJ's room when the basement floods. Roseanne discovers that David has been having erotic dreams about her.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Tim Doyle (1)
 
153 :07x06 - Skeleton in the Closet (Oct/26/1994)
Leon throws a Halloween party for his gay friends. Roseanne and Jackie suspect their mother wears a wig.
Director: Gail Mancuso
 
154 :07x07 - Follow the Son (Nov/02/1994)
DJ attempts to quit his job at The Landford Lunchbox. Darlene's new boyfriend Jimmy thinks David is coming on to him.
Guest Stars: Bob Nickman as Customer, Diane Dorsey as Customer, Traci Lords as Stacy Flagler, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as George, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Danny Masterson as Jimmy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Dusty Kay
 
155 :07x08 - Punch and Jimmy (Nov/09/1994)
Jackie and Roseanne visit Darlene to meet her boyfriend Jimmy. Meanwhile, Dan teaches DJ self defense.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Danny Masterson as Jimmy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: David Raether
 
156 :07x09 - White Men Can't Kiss (Nov/16/1994)
Roseanne and Dan discover that DJ has dropped out of a school play, because he is required to kiss a black girl.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Justin Isfeld as Kid, John McConnell (2) as Bob, Michael Traeger as Marvin, Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly as Geena Williams, Lewis Dix, Jr. as Mr. Williams, Lisa Banes as Mrs. Simms, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Rob Ulin, Kevin Abbott
 
157 :07x10 - Thanksgiving '94 (Nov/23/1994)
Roseanne gets big news on her pregnancy. Nana Mary is upset when Bev discusses the two abortion that her mother had.
Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Lois Bromfield
 
158 :07x11 - Maybe Baby (Nov/30/1994)
Roseanne's pregnancy test comes back negative, but soon after another problem arises.
Guest Stars: Brandi Brown (1) as Andy, Age 17, Tom Amandes as Doctor, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Cynthia Mort | Teleplay: Matt Berry (1), Ed Yeager
 
159 :07x12 - The Parenting Trap (Dec/14/1994)
Dan realizes DJ is having a puberty-related problem in school, and Mark gives a handy solution. Roseanne shares her growing up story with DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him running and screaming.

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Guest Stars: Cynthia Orthal as Mrs. Holmes, Neil Conrad as Network Censor, Lisa Rieffel as Dinah, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Sid Youngers
 
160 :07x13 - Rear Window (Jan/04/1995)
Unable to not stare, The Conner's notice a nudist couple has moved in next door.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Jean Speegle Howard as Irene Cornelli, Jack Murdock (1) as Skip Cornelli, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Michael Borkow, Danny Zuker
 
161 :07x14 - My Name is Bev (Jan/11/1995)
Bev is sent to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, but Bev shows up at Roseanne's Super Bowl party where alcohol is being served.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Carlease Burke as Police woman, Romy Rosemont as Margaret, David Dunard as Sgt. Dixon, John McConnell (2) as Bob, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Martin Mull as Leon Carp
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Bob Nickman
 
162 :07x15 - Bed and Bored (Feb/01/1995)
Roseanne plays sick to get what she wants. Jackie and Bev fight over how well Bev parented years ago.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Eric Gilliland
 
163 :07x16 - Sisters (Feb/08/1995)
Fred tells Jackie that he think DJ is coming over way to much. When Jackie tries to tell Roseanne which starts a fight between the two.
Guest Stars: Kent Hazen as Andy Harris ((uncredited)), Garrett Hazen as Andy Harris ((uncredited)), Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Michael Borkow
 
164 :07x17 - Lost Youth (Feb/15/1995)
David and Mark fight over a waitress. Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life is boring.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Pat Bullard
 
165 :07x18 - Single Married Female (Feb/22/1995)
Dan discovers that Jackie his cheating on Fred with another man.
Guest Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt as George
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Betsy Borns
 
166 :07x19 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1) (Mar/01/1995)
Part a: In the past we meet a young Roseanne and Jackie as they visit Madame Zafta, to see their future, aka clips of the series.

Part b: Older Jackie and Adult DJ go to a psychaitrist and talk about the past, showing clips from the series.
Guest Stars: Zoe Perry as Young Jackie, Michael Fishman as Young Roseanne, John Goodman (1) as Madame Zafda, Adult DJ, Laurie Metcalf as Older Jackie, Eric Christmas (1) as Psychitrist
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Rob Ulin, Leif Sandaas | Teleplay: Thomas Perry Dance, Rob Ulin
 
167 :07x20 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2) (Mar/01/1995)
It's after a taping of Roseanne, and our favorite Rosey is visited by the "TV Mom Welcome Wagon" (after 7 seasons). And end up remenescing about Roseanne! But is it good or is it bad? Who knows but with this episode, TV Moms Unite!!
Uncredited: Pat Crowley as Joan Nash, Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver, June Lockhart as Ruth Martin, Isabel Sanford as Louise Jefferson, Alley Mills as Norma Arnold
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Rob Ulin, Leif Sandaas | Teleplay: Thomas Perry Dance, Rob Ulin
 
168 :07x21 - Husbands and Wives (Mar/22/1995)
Roseanne won't mind her own business when Jackie and Fred split-up.
Director: Gail Mancuso
 
169 :07x22 - Happy Trailers (Mar/29/1995)
Becky and Mark move out of Roseanne's to a trailer park where a neighbor is there to greet them.
Special Guest Stars: Sharon Stone as Trailer Park Resident, | Guest Stars: Mark McAdam as Buddy, John McConnell (2) as Bob, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Tim Doyle (1), Sid Youngers
 
170 :07x23 - The Blaming of the Shrew (May/03/1995)
DJ gets a bossy new girlfriend. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their problems.
Guest Stars: Ellen DeGeneres as Dr. Whitman, Ashley Johnson as Lisa, Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Lawrence Broch (1)
 
171 :07x24 - The Birds and the Frozen Bees (May/10/1995)
Roseanne suspects David is in love with someone other than Darlene.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: David Forbes
 
172 :07x25 - Couch Potatoes (May/17/1995)
The Conner's become a Nielsen family, while Jackie and Fred decide to divorce.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Michael Mantell (1) as Nielsen Rep, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Eric Gilliland
 
173 :07x26 - Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute (May/24/1995)
Roseanne daydreams that the family is the cast of Gilligan's Island.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy (as The Professor), Martin Mull as Leon (as Thruston T. Howell III), Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris (as Mrs. Howell), | Uncredited: Tina Louise as Roseanne (Tag Scene), Bob Denver as Jackie Harris (Tag Scene), Russell Johnson as Mark Healy (Tag Scene), Dawn Wells as Darlene Conner (Tag Scene), Dave Mallow as Radio Announcer
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: William Lucas Walker (3), Allan Stephan | Teleplay: William Lucas Walker (3)
 
Season 8
174 :08x01 - Shower the People You Love with Stuff (Sep/19/1995)
With Roseanne preparing to have a baby, and wanting to earn some extra money, she has Becky and Darlene throw her a baby shower. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene seem to be unable to get along.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Natalie West as Crystal Anderson, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Lawrence Broch (1)
 
175 :08x02 - Let Them Eat Junk (Sep/26/1995)
Jackie is upsest that Roseanne has been feeding her baby junk food. Dan realizes that DJ sees his father as always holding a can of beer.
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Martin Mull as Leon Carp
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Carrie Snow | Teleplay: Matt Berry (1), Ed Yeager
 
176 :08x03 - Roseanne in the Hood (Oct/17/1995)
A competing restaurant moves in across the street from The Lunchbox.
Guest Stars: Christopher M. Brown (7) as Unknown, Michael P. Byrne (1) as Customer, Stomp as Themselves, Pat Harrington, Jr. as Himself, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Story: Allan Stephan | Teleplay: Drew Ogier, Mike Costa
 
177 :08x04 - The Last Date (Oct/24/1995)
Roseanne and Dan crash a strangers bar mitzvah to celebrate before the baby is born.
Guest Stars: Shecky Greene as Uncle Sol
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Daniel Palladino
 
178 :08x05 - Halloween: the Final Chapter (Oct/31/1995)
A Ouija board sends a message to Roseanne about her baby.
Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as Himself, Sarah Chalke as Trick or Treater.
Director: Roseanne
Writer: Roseanne
 
179 :08x06 - The Fifties Show (Nov/07/1995)
Roseanne sees herself and the family in a 1950s sitcom,
Guest Stars: Matthew Fishman as Stinky Conner
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Allan Stephan
 
180 :08x07 - The Getaway, Almost (Nov/14/1995)
Roseanne and Jackie become a Thelma & Louise like duo after shopping with baby Jerry.
Guest Stars: Allan Stephan as Truck driver, David Strickland as First Cop, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Jenna Elfman as Garland
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Cynthia Mort
 
181 :08x08 - The Last Thursday in November (Nov/21/1995)
DJ's class create their own Thanksgiving play which appalls the audience - but not the Conners. Roseanne invites a Native American family to their Thanksgiving diner.
Guest Stars: Patricia Van Ingen as Unknown, Ahmad Stoner as Unknown, Toran Caudell as Unknown, Jason Davis (1) as Unknown, Diana Theodore as Unknown, Brad Bufanda as Unknown, Adrian Pearson as Unknown, Ritch Shydner as Unknown, Sid Youngers as Unknown, Lynn Ann Leveridge as Unknown, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Charlie Hill (2) as Mr. Hill, Floyd "Red Crow" Westerman as Older Indian, Adilah Barnes as Anne-Marie Mitchell, Colleen Camp as Dawn
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Ritch Shydner
 
182 :08x09 - Of Mice and Dan (Nov/28/1995)
Dan's old band come to Lanford, making Dan regret leaving it.
Guest Stars: Chandler Kinchla as Bandmember, Brendan Hill as Unknown, John Popper as Stingray Wilson, John McConnell (2) as Bob, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Bob Nickman
 
183 :08x10 - Direct to Video (Dec/05/1995)
Roseanne and the family shoot a video tape for baby Jerry. DJ discovers his parents never filled out his baby book.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Michael O'Keefe as Fred, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Michael B. Kaplan (1)
 
184 :08x11 - December Bride (Dec/12/1995)
Roseanne plans a gay wedding for Leon and Scott.
Guest Stars: Alexis Arquette as Unknown, Christopher Morley (1) as Unknown, David Michaels (1) as Unknown, Byron "diva" Batista as Unknown, The Chanel Twins as Unknown, Allan Stephan as Unknown, Norm Crosby as Reverend Crosley, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, June Lockhart as Leon's Mother, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Martin Mull as Leon, Fred Willard as Scott
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: William Lucas Walker (3)
 
185 :08x12 - The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract (Jan/02/1996)
Roseanne and Jackie get jobs of handing out samples at a local food mart which proves to be catastrophic.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Bates as Unknown, Warren Sroka as Boy, Kathryn Joosten as Supermarket customer, Susan Knight (1) as Unknown, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Stan Freberg as Mr. Parkin
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Ed Yeager
 
186 :08x13 - The White Sheep of the Family (Jan/09/1996)
DJ receives $500 from his Great Aunt, while Dan and Roseanne receive a considerably less amount which they decide to spend on a family dinner.
Guest Stars: Linda Tran as Betsy, Stan Freberg as Mr. Parkin, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: David Raether
 
187 :08x14 - Becky Howser, M.D. (Jan/16/1996)
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Guest Stars: Tony Rich as Party guest, Megan Cavanagh (1) as Party guest, Stan Freberg as Mr. Parkin, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Sid Youngers
 
188 :08x15 - Out of the Past (Feb/06/1996)
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Guest Stars: Paul Tyler as Customer, David Tyree (2) as Poker player #6, John McConnell (2) as Bob, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Fred Willard as Scott, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Mike Costa, Drew Ogier
 
189 :08x16 - Construction Junction (Feb/13/1996)
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Guest Stars: John McConnell (2) as Bob, James Pickens, Jr. as Chuck, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, | Uncredited: Tiny Tim as Himself
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Daniel Palladino
 
190 :08x17 - We're Going to Disney World (1) (Feb/20/1996)
It's more than just an adventure when the Conner's show up to Disney world.
Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Matt Berry (1)
 
191 :08x18 - Disney World War II (2) (Feb/27/1996)
The Conner Clan visits Disney World.
Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Allan Stephan
 
192 :08x19 - Springtime for David (Mar/12/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Garland Testa, David Forbes
 
193 :08x20 - Another Mouth to Shut Up (Mar/26/1996)
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Guest Stars: Johnny Galecki as David Healy
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Story: Eric Gilliland | Teleplay: Janet Leahy, Rich Kaplan
 
194 :08x21 - Morning Becomes Obnoxious (Apr/09/1996)
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Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Leif Sandaas
 
195 :08x22 - Ballroom Blitz (Apr/30/1996)
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
Guest Stars: Kathryn Joosten as Carol, Tony Curtis as Hal, Amzie Strickland as Agnes, Randall Arney as Unknown, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris
Director: Gail Mancuso
Story: Cathy Ladman | Teleplay: Cathy Ladman, Carrie Snow
 
196 :08x23 - The Wedding (May/07/1996)
Darlene's wedding turns into an abrupt disaster when Dan has a heart attack.
Guest Stars: Kent Hazen as Andy Harris, Garrett Hazen as Andy Harris, Kymberly Newberry as Minister, Fred Willard as Scott, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Martin Mull as Leon Carp, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Shelley Winters as Nana Mary, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Michael B. Kaplan (1), Lawrence Broch (1)
 
197 :08x24 - Heart & Soul (May/14/1996)
Emotions are haywire with the family worried about Dan's heart attack. Becky and Darlene have an emotional talk around the house, while Roseanne stays planted by Dan's side at the hospital.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Daniel Palladino
 
198 :08x25 - Fights and Stuff (May/21/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
Season 9
199 :09x01 - Call Waiting (Sep/17/1996)
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Guest Stars: Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Edward Asner as Lou Grant
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: Drew Ogier, Allan Stephan
 
200 :09x02 - Millions from Heaven (Sep/24/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
201 :09x03 - What a Day for a Daydream (Oct/01/1996)
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings. Some of her fantasies are played out in a glamourous photo shoot with Jackie
Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
202 :09x04 - Honor Thy Mother (Oct/08/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
203 :09x05 - Someday My Prince Will Come (Oct/15/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
204 :09x06 - Pampered to a Pulp (Oct/22/1996)
Roseanne and Jackie visit a spa.
Guest Stars: Kathleen Freeman (1) as Seaweed Attendant
Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
205 :09x07 - Satan, Darling (Oct/29/1996)
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Guest Stars: Ernest Harada as Photographer, Arianna Huffington as Estée, Jim J. Bullock (1) as Al, Mo Gaffney as Astrid, Phil Leeds as Martini Boy, Marlo Thomas as Tina Beige, Jennifer Saunders as Edina, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Jonathan Van Meter as Gardner, Joanna Lumley as Patsy, Kathleen Freeman (1) as Edna
Director: Roseanne
Writer: Jennifer Saunders, Roseanne
 
206 :09x08 - Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti (Nov/12/1996)
Rosie and the clan are invited to stay at the Wentworths, which turns their lives topsy turvy!.
Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
207 :09x09 - Roseambo (Nov/19/1996)
When a bunch of woman-hating terrorists hijack a train, it's up to Roseanne to save the day.
Guest Stars: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs as Louis
Director: Gary Halvorson
 
208 :09x10 - Home is Where the Afghan Is (Nov/26/1996)
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Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Gary Halvorson
 
209 :09x11 - Mothers and Other Strangers (Dec/03/1996)
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Guest Stars: Shelley Winters as Nana Mary
Director: Gary Halvorson
 
210 :09x12 - Home for the Holidays (Dec/17/1996)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
211 :09x13 - Say It Ain't So (Jan/07/1997)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
212 :09x14 - Hit the Road, Jack (Jan/14/1997)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
213 :09x15 - The War Room (Jan/28/1997)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
214 :09x16 - Lanford's Elite (1) (Feb/11/1997)
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Director: Gary Halvorson
 
215 :09x17 - Some Enchanted Merger (2) (Feb/11/1997)
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Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: April Winchell
 
216 :09x18 - A Second Chance (Feb/18/1997)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
217 :09x19 - The Miracle (Feb/25/1997)
Darlene gives birth to a premature baby and the doctors think that nothing can save her.
Director: Gary Halvorson
 
218 :09x20 - Roseanne-Feld (Mar/04/1997)
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Guest Stars: Heather Matarazzo as Heather
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: April Winchell
 
219 :09x21 - The Truth Be Told (Mar/18/1997)
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Director: Mark K. Samuels
Writer: April Winchell
 
220 :09x22 - Arsenic and Old Mom (May/13/1997)
Audrey has come back to lanford (last seen in "We Gather Together"), and well she's released and she's there to kill Dan!
Guest Stars: Heather Matarazzo as Heather, Debbie Reynolds as Audrey
Director: Mark K. Samuels
 
221 :09x23 - Into That Good Night (1) (May/20/1997)
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Uncredited: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner (Clip)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Story: Roseanne | Teleplay: Jessica Pentland, Jennifer Pentland
 
222 :09x24 - Into That Good Night (2) (May/20/1997)
With everybody welcoming home baby Harris, and Becky learning she is expecting one of her own, Roseanne sits back and narrates life the way it really was as to the way she saw it.
Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Leon, Estelle Parsons as Beverly Harris, Fred Willard as Scott, Sandra Bernhard as Nancy, Johnny Galecki as David Healy, Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy, Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner (Sound Clip)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Roseanne, Allan Stephan
 
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