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Roseanne: Brain-Dead Poets Society

Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, she winds up on stage at the Culture Night, to read her poem, a poem that would render Roseanne in painful emotions.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x10
Production Number: 310
Airdate: Tuesday November 28th, 1989

Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Joss Whedon

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Guest Stars
Natalie West
As Crystal Anderson
Eda Zahl
As Mrs. Tubor
Troy Slaten
As Melvin
Main Cast
Roseanne Barr
As Roseanne Conner
John Goodman
As Dan Conner
Laurie Metcalf
As Jackie Harris
Lecy Goranson
As Becky Conner
Sara Gilbert
As Darlene Conner
Michael Fishman
As D.J. Conner
Natalie West
As Crystal Anderson
Episode Quotes
Darlene: To Whom It Concerns:
Darlene's work will be late, it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate.
To Whom It Concerns: I lost my assignment, maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement
To Whom It Concerns: My mom made me WRITE this, but I'm just a kid, so how could I fight this?
To Whom It Concerns: Darlene's great with the ball, but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall
To Whom It Concerns: I just turned thirteen, too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen
To Whom It Concerns: I am not made of steel, when I get blindsided, my pain is quite real
I don't mean to squak, but it really burns
I just thought I'd mention it:
To Whom It Concerns.

Episode References
Episode Title: "Brain-Dead Poets Society"
This is an obvious play on the film Dead Poets Society.

Warning: Roseanne season 2 episode 10 guide may contain spoilers
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