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Roseanne Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Life and Stuff

First aired: Oct/18/1988
Writer: Matt Williams
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Sal Barone (D.J. Conner), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Ron Perkins (Pete), Charlayne Woodard (Vonda), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Judy Prescott (Miss Crane), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), George Clooney (Booker)

A typical day in the Conner's life is displayed when Roseanne is called to the school because Darlene is barking in class.



2 :01x02 - We're in the Money

First aired: Oct/25/1988
Writer: David McFadzean
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Ron Perkins (Pete)

When Dan comes across extra money, Roseanne and him decide not to spend it on anything menial, such as a the bell he's always wanted, or a perfume she desires. Of course, indulgence always gets its way...



3 :01x03 - D-I-V-O-R-C-E

First aired: Nov/01/1988
Writer: Lauren Eve Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Patricia Gaul (Patsy), Jamie Leigh Allen (Hostess), Todd Field (Charles)

After running into a divorcee friend of theirs while on a dinner date at the Lanford Inn, Roseanne and Dan question what life would have been like without the other. Meanwhile, Jackie is stuck babysitting Becky, Darlene and D.J.



4 :01x04 - Language Lessons

First aired: Nov/22/1988
Writer: Laurie Gelman
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn

Roseanne is caught in the middle when Dan and Jackie seem to be unable to get along.



5 :01x05 - Radio Days

First aired: Nov/29/1988
Writer: Laurie Gelman
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Kris Stevens (Dave), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Ron Perkins (Pete), George Clooney (Booker)

Dan enters a radio contest by writing an old love note from Roseanne into a country song.



6 :01x06 - Lovers' Lanes

First aired: Dec/06/1988
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Josh C. Williams (Lonnie), Jared Rushton (Chip), George Clooney (Booker), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Ron Perkins (Pete), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

A night of bowling is more than just bowling for each of the Conner's, with Becky dressing to impress the snack attendant Chip, Jackie placing a game bet with Booker and Roseanne, of course, meddling.



7 :01x07 - The Memory Game

First aired: Dec/13/1988
Writer: Grace McKeaney
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Steve Vinovich (Bob), George Clooney (Booker), Ron Perkins (Pete), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

As the family decide to a take family portrait, Jackie reveals to Roseanne that years ago Dan had a one night stand with her worst enemy.



8 :01x08 - Here's to Good Friends

First aired: Dec/20/1988
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Nancy Fish (Claire), Angelina Fiordellisi (Susanna), Frances Fisher (Janine), George Clooney (Booker), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Ron Perkins (Pete), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to cheer up Crystal after she breaks up with her boyfriend, so they resort to the Lobo Louge. Meanwhile, Darlene seems resistant to write a report about Betsy Ross.



9 :01x09 - Dan's Birthday Bash

First aired: Jan/03/1989
Writer: Grace McKeaney
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Andrea Walters (Bonnie), Jared Rushton (Chip), Nancy Fish (Claire), Eric Allan Kramer (Jack), William Sadler (Dwight), George Clooney (Booker), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

Dan's birthday party at the Lobo Lounge is interupted by a bully, leaving Dan questioning his manhood when he fails to defend himself.



10 :01x10 - Saturday

First aired: Jan/10/1989
Writer: David McFadzean
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: William Sadler (Dwight), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Bill Pentland (Freddie)

Dan has a bet with Roseanne that he can finish his repair work within one Saturday, but his buddies disruptions prove to be no help.



11 :01x11 - Canoga Time

First aired: Jan/17/1989
Writer: David McFadzean
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: George Clooney (Booker)

Roseanne and Dan try to sell their old junk in a rummage sale, but Dan is unable to part with his possessions. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to forge a passing grade on her report card to get out of trouble.



12 :01x12 - The Monday Through Friday Show

First aired: Jan/24/1989
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Gary Bayer (Attleroy)

While Darlene suffers with a job as a paper girl and Becky protests dissecting a frog for biology, Roseanne and Dan struggle to find a place to spend their 15th wedding anniversary.



13 :01x13 - Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

First aired: Jan/31/1989
Writer: Laurie Gelman
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Josh C. Williams (Lonnie), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), George Clooney (Booker)

Jackie takes Crystal to work on the route of the bridge where her husband Sonny was buried, causing her to have a hard time coping with his death. Meanwhile, Darlene picks up smoking.



14 :01x14 - Father's Day

First aired: Feb/07/1989
Writer: Lauren Eve Anderson
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Ned Beatty (Ed Conner), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

Roseanne steps in the middle of a falling out between Dan and his estranged father, Ed.



15 :01x15 - Nightmare on Oak Street

First aired: Feb/14/1989
Writer: Grace McKeaney
Director: John Pasquin

Darlene has a dose of her own little nightmare when she starts her first menstrual cycle.



16 :01x16 - Mall Story

First aired: Feb/21/1989
Writer: Laurie Gelman
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Michael Phenicie (Stan), Mary Anne McGarry (Saleswoman), Jonathan Chapin (Salesman), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

The Conner's reluctantly spend the day together at the Lanford Mall.



17 :01x17 - Becky's Choice

First aired: Feb/28/1989
Writer: Laurie Gelman, David Jacobson
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Jared Rushton (Chip), Tony Crane (Johnny), Robert Harper (Edgar), Andrea Walters (Bonnie)

Becky is nervous when her boyfriend Chip's parents, two high-class snots come to visit, but there seems to be something else adding to her uptight nature...and he's in the backyard.



18 :01x18 - The Slice of Life

First aired: Mar/07/1989
Writer: David McFadzean
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Lynne Thigpen (Dr. Bryce), Elya Baskin (Foreign Man)

Darlene has to undergo emergency appendix surgery, rendering Roseanne filled with guilt over a spat with her earlier that morning.



19 :01x19 - Workin' Overtime

First aired: Mar/14/1989
Writer: Bill Pentland
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Zoaunne LeRoy (Waitress), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Ron Perkins (Pete), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), George Clooney (Booker)

Roseanne has a breakdown after working overtime at work, just to come home to a messy home. Dan promises to keep the house while Roseanne storms off. When Roseanne meets up with an older waitress at a small diner, her attitude towards her family life takes a different direction.



20 :01x20 - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

First aired: Mar/28/1989
Writer: Grace McKeaney
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Hal Rale (Reporter on TV)

The Conner's prepare for a disaster when a tornado is afoot in Lanford.



21 :01x21 - Death and Stuff

First aired: Apr/11/1989
Writer: Bill Pentland
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Jeff Corey (Salesman), Lee Garlington (Carol Carosek)

A door-to-door-salesman drops dead in the Conner kitchen.



22 :01x22 - Dear Mom and Dad

First aired: Apr/18/1989
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), John Randolph (Al Harris), Bruce Willis (Himself)

Roseanne and Jackie's parents comes to visit, and all hell breaks loose when they say they are moving to Lanford.



23 :01x23 - Let's Call It Quits

First aired: May/02/1989
Writer: Grace McKeaney
Director: Ellen Gittelsohn
Guest star: Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Michael Earl Reid (Lou), Charlayne Woodard (Vonda), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Fred Dalton Thompson (Mr. Fabor), George Clooney (Booker)

With Booker no longer employed at Wellman's, a new boss, Mr. Faber, takes over and has high quotas that Roseanne and the crew cannot meet. Roseanne tries to reason with Mr. Faber, but he's such a leech, that nothing seems to be working. After Faber humilates her in the lunchroom, Roseanne takes a stand by walking out on the job...followed by Jackie, Vonda, Crystal, Sylvia and Juanita.



24 :02x01 - Inherit the Wind

First aired: Sep/12/1989
Writer: Allan Katz
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Stephen Dorff (Jimmie Meltrigger)

Becky's humilated when she passes gas during her speech at school. Meanwhile, Roseanne tries a job as a telemarketer.



25 :02x02 - The Little Sister

First aired: Sep/19/1989
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Liz Georges (Lizzie)

Jackie is upset after Roseanne disapproves of her decision to join the police academy. Meanwhile, Becky takes hold of Dan's dirty magazines.



26 :02x03 - Guilt by Disassociation

First aired: Sep/26/1989
Writer: Tom Arnold
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Paco Vela (Emilio), Madge Sinclair (Muriel), Harper Roisman (Joe), Charlayne Woodard (Vonda), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Tom Wright (Phil)

Dan and the Wellman gang throw Roseanne a party after she lands a job at a meat packing office...but the celebration is cut off early when Roseanne learns she can't get the job due to her inability to operate a computer.



27 :02x04 - Somebody Stole My Gal

First aired: Oct/03/1989
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin

Roseanne is depressed about Jackie leaving for police training for six weeks. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene go to a co-ed party together.



28 :02x05 - House of Grown-Ups

First aired: Oct/10/1989
Writer: Rebecca Parr, Martin Pasko
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Kevin Dunn (Burt)

Dan's new contractor has dinner at the Conner house and winds up being obsessed with everybody, treating them like relatives, ultimately driving everybody up the wall.



29 :02x06 - Five of a Kind

First aired: Oct/24/1989
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Danny Jacobson
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Jenny Lewis (Diane), Alan Blumenfeld (Zack), John Marshall Jones (George), Robert Miranda (Andy), Cleavant Derricks (Tommy), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

Roseanne is disgusted after an unpleasant kiss from Arnie.



30 :02x07 - BOO!

First aired: Oct/31/1989
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Luke Edwards (Lonnie), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), David Wohl (Geoff)

It's a battle of the scariest when Roseanne and Dan face-off to see who is the master of all halloween. Meanwhile, Becky believes she's too old for halloween.



31 :02x08 - Sweet Dreams

First aired: Nov/07/1989
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Charlayne Woodard (Vonda), Charles Wahlheim (Hunky Guy 2), Bert Parks (Judge), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Brett Baxter Clark (Hunky Guy 1), Stephen Dorff (Jimmie Meltrigger), Rebecca Schull (Miss English)

A failed attempt at relaxing results in an angry Roseanne dreaming she kills her kids and Dan, followed by a musical outbreak by Roseanne and all her friends



32 :02x09 - We Gather Together

First aired: Nov/21/1989
Writer: Danny Jacobson
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: John Randolph (Al Harris), Luke Edwards (Lonnie), Stephen Dorff (Jimmie Meltrigger), J.J. Johnston (Jay Bryant), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Ann Wedgeworth (Audrey Conner), Ned Beatty (Ed Conner)

It's a Conner Thanksgiving, and it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving without some kind of drama! Jackie finally spills the beans to her mother about getting a new job at the police academy. On top of that, Dan gets the shock of discovering that his father, Ed, has been secretly romancing Crystal.



33 :02x10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society

First aired: Nov/28/1989
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Eda Zahl (Mrs. Tubor), Troy Slaten (Melvin), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, she winds up on stage at the Culture Night, to read her poem, a poem that would render Roseanne in painful emotions.



34 :02x11 - Lobocop

First aired: Dec/05/1989
Writer: Tom Arnold
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Jeff Garlin (Bar Patron), Janet Rotblatt (Bar Patron), Mark Carlton (Sargent Wilcox), Dabbs Greer (Joe), Tom Virtue (Bar Patron), Liz Georges (Lizzie)

Roseanne is stressed due to a second job and confides in Jackie that things aren't right with Dan. Naturally, Jackie intervenes, so Dan does his best to liven things up.



35 :02x12 - No Talking

First aired: Dec/12/1989
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
Director: John Pasquin

After Dan lets Becky break Roseanne's rules of "no going out", Roseanne extends Becky's punishment. Becky, angry about the situation, refuses to speak to Roseanne and in turn, Roseanne refuses to speak to Dan.



36 :02x13 - Chicken Hearts

First aired: Jan/02/1990
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Sonia Curtis (Tina), Christian Jacobs (Andrew), Peter Smith (Brian), Justin Dana (Matthew), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

Desperate to prove to her bratty seventeen-year-old boss that she needs the weekends off, Roseanne invites him over to her home. As an attempt to "butter him up", Dan even completes his auto mechanic assignment for him. However, in spite of everything, he still choses not to give Roseanne those weekends, with the only alternative being her job...



37 :02x14 - One for the Road

First aired: Jan/09/1990
Writer: Sheree Guitar
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Dee Dee Rescher (Karen), Lindsay Fisher (Dana)

While Roseanne and Dan are away, Becky and her friend Dana will play...with the liquor cabinet.



38 :02x15 - An Officer and a Gentleman

First aired: Jan/23/1990
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

While Roseanne is away helping out her parents, Jackie takes over as the mother of the Conner home. At first everyone doubts Jackie's ability, however, as time goes on, it turns out Jackie is Lanford's Supermom.



39 :02x16 - Born to Be Wild

First aired: Jan/30/1990
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Jay O. Sanders (Ziggy)

Roseanne and Dan's old best friend, Ziggy, pays the Conner's a visit, resulting in Dan trying to repair his old Harley to it's state from his younger days.



40 :02x17 - Hair

First aired: Feb/06/1990
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Danny Jacobson
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Debra Mooney (Mrs. Wellman), Melora Walters (Debbie), Lori Tan Chinn (Iris), Elizabeth Franz (Marsha), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

At Crystal's suggestion, Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty parlor. Originally reluctant to take the job, the owner's interest in her employment prompts her to accept.



41 :02x18 - I'm Hungry

First aired: Feb/13/1990
Writer: Norma Safford Vela, Danny Jacobson
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Debra Mooney (Mrs. Wellman), Melora Walters (Debbie), Lori Tan Chinn (Iris), Elizabeth Franz (Marsha), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson)

Roseanne and Dan (against his will) start a new diet, with loads of food boycotts and exercises.



42 :02x19 - All of Me

First aired: Feb/20/1990
Writer: Danny Jacobson, Norma Safford Vela
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Brian Kerwin (Gary)

Jackie has a new man, Gary, in her life but it doesn't seem like Roseanne approves of him.



43 :02x20 - To Tell the Truth

First aired: Feb/27/1990
Writer: Norma Safford Vela
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Brian Kerwin (Gary)

Roseanne's interference in Jackie's love life causes restraint between Roseanne and Jackie. But reconciliation is around the corner when Jackie announces that she is getting married.



44 :02x21 - Fender Bender

First aired: Mar/20/1990
Writer: Bill Gerber, Penelope Spheeris
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Debra Mooney (Mrs. Wellman), Melora Walters (Debbie), Lori Tan Chinn (Iris), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Stephen Root (Peter Lundy)

Roseanne gets into a car accident with rich Meg Wellman, the wife of the Wellman Plastics owner, and she might take her to court.



45 :02x22 - April Fool's Day

First aired: Apr/10/1990
Writer: Steve Paymer
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Jodi Long (Woman in Line), Joe Grifasi (IRS Supervisor), Monty Hoffman (Man in Line)

After struggling through tax day jargon, Roseanne and Dan wind up waiting forever at the I.R.S office just to ask one question, which gets answered by a snooty I.R.S Supervisor and a tirade rant by Roseanne.



46 :02x23 - Fathers and Daughters

First aired: May/01/1990
Writer: Joss Whedon
Director: John Pasquin
Guest star: Lindsay Fisher (Dana)

Roseanne attempts to get closer to Darlene by watching sports, while Dan goes shopping with Becky.



47 :02x24 - Happy Birthday

First aired: May/08/1990
Writer: Geraldine Barr, Maxine Epstein
Director: John Pasquin

It's Roseanne's birthday! After Roseanne recaps her old goals, Dan and the kids decide to build her a writing office.



48 :03x01 - The Test

First aired: Sep/18/1990
Writer: Bob Myer
Director: John Whitesell

As Becky awaits driving lessons, Roseanne awaits the results of a different test...a pregnancy test.



49 :03x02 - Friends and Relatives

First aired: Sep/25/1990
Writer: Chuck Lorre
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Don Maxwell (Willy), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

Dan has trouble borrowing money when it comes to his friends and family.



50 :03x03 - Like, a Virgin

First aired: Oct/02/1990
Writer: Brad Isaacs
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Brian Kerwin (Gary), Matt Norero (Brian)

As Roseanne gives Becky "the talk", she is surprised to see that it is Darlene who actually needs it.



51 :03x04 - Like, a New Job

First aired: Oct/09/1990
Writer: Jeff Abugov
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Johnny Sunset (Kid 2), Jack McLaine (Kid 1), Greta Brown (Patron 3), Parker Whitman (Patron 2), Lindsay Fisher (Dana), Katsy Chappell (Kelly), Alyson Hannigan (Jan)

Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop.



52 :03x05 - Goodbye, Mr. Right

First aired: Oct/16/1990
Writer: Bruce Graham
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Brian Kerwin (Gary), Louisa Abernathy (Nurse)

Jackie's more than depressed when an injury on the job results in Gary breaking up with her, unable to deal with her dangerous career. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene are scared when they find their old dolls have been beheaded by D.J.



53 :03x06 - Becky, Beds and Boys

First aired: Oct/23/1990
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino, Jennifer Heath
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Oz Tortora (Salesperson), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Becky brings home a new boyfriend, the "bad boy" biker Mark Healy, much to Roseanne and Dan's disapproval. When they believe Mark may be bad news, and when Becky breaks curfew, Roseanne and Dan decide Becky shouldn't see Mark again...but does she follow through?



54 :03x07 - Trick or Treat

First aired: Oct/30/1990
Writer: Chuck Lorre
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: R. Lee Telford (Bill), Ken Kells (Monster), Delana Michaels (Lady), Michael Leopard (Richard), Duane Whitaker (Mike), Don Maxwell (Willy), Steve Carlisle (Pete), Robert Miranda (Andy), Guy Boyd (Pat), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

Roseanne uses her lumberjack costume to her advantage when she is able to act and look like a man, but when her mouth gets her into a fight, she's going to have to look for a new defense.



55 :03x08 - PMS, I Love You

First aired: Nov/06/1990
Writer: Tom Arnold
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Stevie Sterling (Telegram Stripper)

Dan's the one to suffer when his birthday party collides with Roseanne's "time of the month".



56 :03x09 - Bird is the Word

First aired: Nov/13/1990
Writer: Don Foster, Joel Madison
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Judith Jordan (School Receptionist), Dann Florek (Mr. Hiller), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell)

There's trouble when Becky is suspended out-of-school for "flipping the bird" in her class photo.



57 :03x10 - Dream Lover

First aired: Nov/27/1990
Writer: Chuck Lorre
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Ritch Shydner (Carl), Patrika Darbo (Marge Dolman)

Roseanne is not happy when she learns Dan is sleeping with another woman...in his dreams.



58 :03x11 - Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

First aired: Dec/04/1990
Writer: David A. Caplan, Brian LaPan
Director: John Whitesell

Tired of Becky and Darlene breaking curfew, Roseanne and Dan, with the help of Jackie, teach them a lesson by staying out really late one night.



59 :03x12 - Confessions

First aired: Dec/18/1990
Writer: Brad Isaacs
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

When Roseanne's mother, Bev, pays an unexpected visit, she causes drama between Jackie and Roseanne and makes a mess out of everything.



60 :03x13 - The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

First aired: Jan/08/1991
Writer: Joel Madison, Don Foster
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: D'Anne Avner (Lady in Coffee Shop), Stephen Bridgewater (Don), Ned Beatty (Ed Conner)

There's drama in the Conner house when Dan's father, Ed, annouces he is marrying Crystal.



61 :03x14 - The Wedding

First aired: Jan/15/1991
Writer: Jeff Abugov
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Lynn Ann Leveridge (Lucy), Marla Frees (Alice), Don Took (Pastor McCabe), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), Kristopher Kent Hill (Lonnie), Ned Beatty (Ed Conner), Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)

While Dan tries to stop the wedding between Crystal and his father, Roseanne takes a major part in planning it. Meanwhile, Crystal annouces she is pregnant with Ed's child.



62 :03x15 - Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

First aired: Jan/22/1991
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino, Jennifer Heath
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Timothy Carhart (Jonathan)

Angry at Roseanne and Dan, Becky decides to stow away at Jackie's place.



63 :03x16 - Home-Ec

First aired: Feb/05/1991
Writer: Mark Rappaport
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Cynthia King (Susie), Jenny Beck (Tanya), Yunoka Doyle (Meryl), Marilyn Rockafellow (Mrs. Hamilton), Vic Polizos (Jack Morgan), Leonardo DiCaprio (Darlene's Classmate), David Greenlee (Cashier)

Roseanne chaperones a trip to the supermarket with Darlene's home-ec class.



64 :03x17 - Valentine's Day

First aired: Feb/12/1991
Writer: Bob Myer
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Molly David (Lady), Tobey Maguire (Jeff), Tristan Tait (Barry), Gracie Harrison (Jennifer), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Judy Gold (Amy)

Becky and Darlene feud when Becky is asked out by Darlene's crush. Meanwhile, Roseanne fumes when Dan forgets Valentine's Day.



65 :03x18 - Communicable Theater

First aired: Feb/19/1991
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: John Whitesell, Jennifer Heath
Guest star: Bradley Mott (Actor), John David Conti (Lou), Robert Clohessy (Christian), Jack Blessing (Phil)

Roseanne must choose between taking care of a flu-bound Dan or helping Jackie rehearse for her play.



66 :03x19 - Vegas Interruptus

First aired: Feb/26/1991
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Rick Spector (Man), Rachel Hunt (Girl), Nick Toth (Airplane Pilot), Allen Covert (Man), Gary McGurk (Frank), Susan Quick (Lady), Annie Abbott (Lady), David Lascher (Eric), Tristan Tait (Barry), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie)

Roseanne faces possible termination from Rodbell's if she decides to take a much anticipated trip to Vegas with Dan.



67 :03x20 - Her Boyfriend's Back

First aired: Mar/12/1991
Writer: David Saling, Sheldon Krasner, Maxine Lapiduss, Brad Isaacs
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Dan and Becky have a rift when Becky and her boyfriend Mark ride Dan's motorcycle without permission.



68 :03x21 - Troubles with the Rubbles

First aired: Mar/26/1991
Writer: Joel Madison
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Danton Stone (Jerry Bowman), Meagen Fay (Kathy Bowman), Troy Davidson (Todd Bowman)

Roseanne is not exactly thrilled with her new neighbor, Kathy, who seems to be too uptight and snobbish for the Conner's standards. When DJ and Kathy's son, Todd, wind up injuring themselves at a construction site, Kathy is quick to accuse Roseanne of being an unfit parent, causing a rift between the two.



69 :03x22 - Second Time Around

First aired: Apr/02/1991
Writer: Maxine Lapiduss
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Eileen Davies (Lamaze Instructor), Bonnie Urseth (Lady)

Crystal seeks Roseanne's assistance in her Lamaze class. Meanwhile, Dan has a near fatal accident resulting in him preparing for Roseanne and Dan's will.



70 :03x23 - Dances with Darlene

First aired: Apr/30/1991
Writer: Brad Isaacs
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael Des Barres (Jerry), Amy Aquino (Linda Wagner), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie)

Roseanne and Darlene feud about what Darlene will wear to a school dance that she doesn't even want to go to.



71 :03x24 - Scenes from a Barbecue

First aired: May/07/1991
Writer: Bob Myer, Chuck Lorre
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary), JoJo Smollett (Chuck Mitchell Jr), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Kristopher Kent Hill (Lonnie), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck Mitchell)

Roseanne and the other mothers in town celebrate mother's day at the Conner's.



72 :03x25 - The Pied Piper of Lanford

First aired: May/14/1991
Writer: Jeff Abugov
Director: John Whitesell
Guest star: Brad Garrett (Doug), Jay O. Sanders (Ziggy)

A blast from the past comes through when Roseanne and Dan's old biker friend Ziggy pays a visit. With Dan and Ziggy going down memory lane, Dan is inspired to open his own bike shop at last.



73 :04x01 - A Bitter Pill to Swallow

First aired: Sep/17/1991
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino, Jennifer Heath
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Deborah G. D'Alton (Nurse), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Roseanne is not sure how to react when she learns that Becky wants to go on birth control.



74 :04x02 - Take My Bike ... Please!

First aired: Sep/24/1991
Writer: Mark Rosewater, Bob Myer
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Dan Butler (Art)

With the grand opening of the bike shop, Roseanne and Dan learn that running a business not only takes its toll on their time as a couple but is also infringing on the household affairs, particularly their relationship with DJ.



75 :04x03 - Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

First aired: Oct/01/1991
Writer: Chuck Lorre
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck Mitchell), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

After a drunken night out, Jackie discovers she has slept with the town's most disgusting pig, Arnie. Now it's up to Roseanne and the girls to make things better. Additionally, Dan invites Leon to a poker game with the guys where the course of conversation gets rather unsettling upon the discovery that he is gay.



76 :04x04 - Darlene Fades to Black

First aired: Oct/08/1991
Writer: Jeff Abugov
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Scott Burkholder (Tommy), Walter Jacobson (Walter)

When Darlene seems to be nothing but a gothic couch potato, Roseanne begins to interfere in hopes of bringing her back to her former athletic self. Meanwhile, Becky fights the losing battle to get a moped that was traded-in to Dan's shop.



77 :04x05 - Tolerate Thy Neighbor

First aired: Oct/15/1991
Writer: Maxine Lapiduss, Martin Mull
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Bob Hope (Himself), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Carl Franklin (Gil Robbins), Meagen Fay (Kathy Bowman), Danton Stone (Jerry Bowman), Michael Des Barres (Steven)

Roseanne mistakes a robbery at the Bowman house for a charity drive, therefore inadvertently assisting the robbers in their market, causing much strain between Kathy Bowman and Roseanne.



78 :04x06 - Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

First aired: Oct/29/1991
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Meagen Fay (Kathy Bowman), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck Mitchell), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), George Clooney (Booker)

Roseanne suspects Kathy Bowman is out to get her due to a Halloween prank Roseanne pulled on her. Meanwhile, Jackie finds herself flirting with an unknown at a costume party, only to discover it turns out to be her former boyfriend, Booker.



79 :04x07 - Vegas (1)

First aired: Nov/05/1991
Writer: Don Foster, Sid Youngers
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Lois Bromfield (Alice Thurber), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy Bartlett)

Roseanne and Dan are constantly bickering due to the stress of running the bike shop and decide to take a Vegas vacation when friends Arnie and Nancy decide to wed at last.



80 :04x08 - Vegas, Vegas (2)

First aired: Nov/12/1991
Writer: Joel Madison, Mark Rosewater
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Wayne Newton (Himself), Ralph Saldutti (Elvis Impersonator 2), Danny Gans (Wayne Newton Impersonator), Lance Davis (Justice), Frankie DeAngelo (Dealer), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy Bartlett), Michael Hoover (Elvis Impersonator 1)

After continuing to bicker, Roseanne and Dan just don't seem to be having a good time. In hopes of making light of the situation, the crew go see Wayne Newton, but a plastered Roseanne winds up making a fool out of herself.



81 :04x09 - Stressed to Kill

First aired: Nov/19/1991
Writer: Bob Myer, Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Tony Edwards (Customer), Stephen Lee (Barnie), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie)

Roseanne picks up a smoking habit due to the stress of working two jobs. Meanwhile, Becky gets in trouble for helping Darlene cheat on an assignment.



82 :04x10 - Thanksgiving '91

First aired: Nov/26/1991
Writer: Brad Isaacs
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Kristopher Kent Hill (Lonnie)

Enjoying a Thanksgiving feast, Bev has some distressing news: her and Roseanne's father will be divorcing.



83 :04x11 - Kansas City, Here We Come

First aired: Dec/03/1991
Writer: David Forbes, Amy Sherman-Palladino, Jennifer Heath, Don Foster
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Kay Arnold (Joan), Joshua Rifkind (Howard), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Roseanne and Jackie decide to travel to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress in Jackie's truck, but their emotions run haywire at the mistress' front door.



84 :04x12 - Santa Claus

First aired: Dec/24/1991
Writer: Barry Vigon, Maxine Lapiduss, Chuck Lorre
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Stephen Taylor Knot (Young Boy), Walter Jacobson (Walter), Lee Garlington (Karen Miller), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie)

While playing Santa at Rodbell's, Roseanne meets Darlene's newest friend, a 39 year-old woman who runs a bookstore. Rosie goes to the bookstore to learn more about Karen, but instead learns more about her own daughter.



85 :04x13 - Bingo

First aired: Jan/07/1992
Writer: Tom Arnold, Joel Madison, Sid Youngers, Robert Miranda
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Mitzi McCall (Peg), Lou Hancock (Nun), David Sage (Priest), Edie McClurg (Harriet), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

After a night playing bingo, Roseanne gets hooked and Crystal gets hysterical for no known reason. As time progresses, it is discovered that Crystal is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Dan and D.J. wind up babysitting Little Ed in Crystal's absence.



86 :04x14 - The Bowling Show

First aired: Jan/21/1992
Writer: Don Foster
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Michael Dempsey (Ray), David Crosby (Duke), Paul Eisenhauer (Frank), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck Mitchell), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy Bartlett), Johnny Galecki (Kevin Healy)

Dan and Arnie struggle to keep their bowling league out of last place all the while Nancy and Jackie's closeness leaves Roseanne feeling left out.



87 :04x15 - The Back Story

First aired: Feb/04/1992
Writer: Bob Myer
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie)

With Roseanne bed bound due to a bad back, Bev takes over as super mom, overly spoiling the children and "nursing" Roseanne back to health.



88 :04x16 - Less is More

First aired: Feb/11/1992
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Susan Krebs (--), Nigel Gibbs (Dr. Foster), Michael Bryan French (Dr. Dixon), Walter Jacobson (Walter), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas)

Roseanne and Dan are perturbed about the possibility that the only solution for Roseanne's back problems would be breast reduction.



89 :04x17 - Breakin' Up is Hard to Do

First aired: Feb/18/1992
Writer: Jennifer Heath
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

A torn-up Becky mopes around after breaking up with Mark, but it's a miracle in Roseanne and Dan's minds.



90 :04x18 - This Old House

First aired: Feb/25/1992
Writer: Michael Poryes
Director: Andrew D. Weyman

When Roseanne hears her childhood home has been sold, she and Jackie take a ride to look it over one last time. Roseanne recalls that not all their time there was that great, including beatings by their father with a leather strap.



91 :04x19 - The Commercial Show

First aired: Mar/03/1992
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Troy Davidson (Todd Bowman)

The director of an ad for Rodbell's recruits Roseanne and her family to star in the new commercial. Meanwhile, DJ and Todd have a tiff as the Bowman's prepare to move to Chicago.



92 :04x20 - Therapy

First aired: Mar/17/1992
Director: Andrew D. Weyman

After Roseanne sets up Jackie with a boring accountant, Jackie decides now is a good time to reveal that she has been seeing a therapist due to Roseanne's constant butting in, and wants her to join the sessions.



93 :04x21 - Lies

First aired: Mar/24/1992
Director: Andrew D. Weyman

Roseanne freaks out when Rodbell's subjects all employees to a lie detector test, due to a rash of missing items. Also, Darlene seeks everyones advice about her boyfriend, David, except for Roseanne.



94 :04x22 - Deliverance

First aired: Mar/31/1992
Director: Gail Mancuso

Crystal has been driving Dan crazy the past few days and now needs him as her delivery room coach when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Bonnie both want Leon's job now that he is leaving, and Darlene feels David is crowding her and asks for some space.



95 :04x23 - Secrets

First aired: Apr/28/1992
Writer: Lawrence H. Levy
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Don Maxwell (Willy), Jimmy Staszkiel (Kelvin), Michael Dempsey (Ray), Dan Butler (Art), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

After an argument with Becky, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo and smashes the jukebox. Dan makes a promise not to tell anyone about the incident, which has Roseanne curious.



96 :04x24 - Don't Make Me Over

First aired: May/05/1992
Writer: Maxine Lapiduss, Sara Gilbert
Director: Andrew D. Weyman

Becky and Darlene feel they can get Roseanne to agree to let them spend a night in Chicago alone to attend a concert if they spend Mother's Day with her at the beauty salon.



97 :04x25 - Aliens

First aired: May/12/1992
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Steve Kramer (Roger's Father), Clinton Allmon (Alien #1), Jeff Heston (Alien #2), Taylor Fry (Nicole), Anne Gee Byrd (Teacher), Mark Blum (Mike Summers), Bonnie Sheridan (Bonnie), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Joey Simmrin (Nicole)

Bad news is all around as the Rodbell's luncheonette closes down, as does Dan's bike shop. The only good news is DJ has made it to the selling bee finals.



98 :05x01 - Terms of Estrangement (1)

First aired: Sep/15/1992
Writer: Sy Dukane, Denise Moss
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Max Brooks (Unknown), Don Keith Opper (Customer), Carl Franklin (Gil), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy)

Becky and Mark elope and move to Minnesota as a means to stay together now that the bike shop has closed, and to ease the sudden financial strain the family is going through.



99 :05x02 - Terms of Estrangement (2)

First aired: Sep/22/1992
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Carl Franklin (Gil)

As Becky returns to gather up some of her belongings, Roseanne comes to terms that her daughter is now married, whereas Dan ignores her altogether.



100 :05x03 - The Dark Ages

First aired: Sep/29/1992
Writer: Mike Gandolfi, Eric Gilliland
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

The lack of income has led to the electric company shutting off the Conner's power. Meanwhile, Darlene and David are caught after spending the night in her bedroom together. Despite her pleas of innocence, Dan forbids David of ever seeing Darlene again.



101 :05x04 - Mommy Nearest

First aired: Oct/06/1992
Writer: Janice Jordan, Monica Piper
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Matt Roth (Fisher), Riff Regan (Cashier)

Bev comes to the rescue when she gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000 after selling the family home. Also, Jackie has a hard time with the age difference between she and her new boyfriend, Fisher.



102 :05x05 - Pretty in Black

First aired: Oct/13/1992
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy Bartlett), Mara Hobel (Charlotte Tilden), Danielle Harris (Molly Tilden), Wings Hauser (Ty Tilden)

Roseanne plans a sweet 16 party for Darlene, something she detests. Meanwhile, the Conner's meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his two daughters, Molly and Charlotte.



103 :05x06 - Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

First aired: Oct/20/1992
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Thomas Kopache (Donald Bobeck), Judith Hoag (Kerry), Matt Roth (Fisher), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Danielle Harris (Molly Tilden)

Jackie comes up with the idea to open a loose meat sandwich shop in Landford, but they don't seem to qualify for any loans. Bev agrees to help them out, by becoming a silent partner. Meanwhile, DJ is caught peeping at the new neighbor, Molly.



104 :05x07 - Halloween IV

First aired: Oct/27/1992
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Abraham Benrubi (Teenage Dan)

Roseanne can't seem to get in the Halloween spirit this year seeing how Becky is not there. After sending the family off to a party, she has a Halloween version of A Christmas Carol, being visited by a ghost of Halloween past, present and future.



105 :05x08 - Ladies' Choice

First aired: Nov/10/1992
Writer: Betsy Borns, David Raether
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Belita Moreno (Woman at Retirement Home), Morgan Fairchild (Marla), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Nancy surprises Roseanne and Jackie when she announces she is a lesbian and is now dating Marla. Also, when Bev decides to enter a retirement home, Roseanne starts feeling her age.



106 :05x09 - Stand on Your Man

First aired: Nov/17/1992
Writer: Sy Dukane, Denise Moss
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Doug Fieger (Nick), Annette Washington (Female Customer), Albert Potash (Thug Customer), Joe Keyes (First Customer), Clinton Allmon (Alien #1), Jeff Heston (Alien #2), Steve Jones (Weirdo), James Lew (Male Instructor), Terri Treas (Female Instructor), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Tom Arnold (Arnie Thomas), Morgan Fairchild (Marla), Wings Hauser (Ty Tilden), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck)

The grand opening of The Lunch Box leaves Roseanne shaken when a man scares her in the evening hours. Forbidding Dan of hanging around the shop for protection, the girls attend a self-defense class. Also, Arnie returns in hopes of taking Nancy back.



107 :05x10 - Good Girls, Bad Girls

First aired: Nov/24/1992
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Michael Paul (Max), Randall Slavin (Sean), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Mara Hobel (Charlotte Tilden), Wings Hauser (Ty Tilden), Danielle Harris (Molly Tilden)

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to attend a rock concert out of town with Molly. But when they don't return home on time, they fear the worse. When Darlene's explanation lands on deaf ears, it is left to Molly to confess what had happened.



108 :05x11 - Of Ice and Men

First aired: Dec/01/1992
Writer: Norm MacDonald, Robert Borden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Debra D'amato (Woman at Game), Matt Roth (Fisher), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy)



109 :05x12 - It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays

First aired: Dec/15/1992
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Sally Kirkland (Barbara Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Morgan Fairchild (Marla), Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)



110 :05x13 - Crime and Punishment (1)

First aired: Jan/05/1993
Writer: Bruce Rasmussen
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Doug Fieger (Nick), Nicky Corello (Glenn), Jeremy Roberts (Jay), Colleen Camp (Secretary), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Wings Hauser (Ty Tilden), Matt Roth (Fisher), Ed Begley, Jr. (Principal Alexander), Mara Hobel (Charlotte Tilden)

Roseanne discovers that Fisher has been beating Jackie, and Dan is arrested after going after him.



111 :05x14 - War and Peace (2)

First aired: Jan/12/1993
Writer: DeAnn Heline, Eileen Heisler
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), John 'Juke' Logan (Prisoner with Harmonica), Jake McLaine (Paper Boy), Lenny Goldsmith (Singing Prisoner), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Matt Roth (Fisher), Alex Cole (Prisoner), Lanyard Williams (Prisoner), Jeremy Roberts (Jay), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell)

The Conners deal with the aftermath of Fisher beating Jackie.



112 :05x15 - Lanford Daze

First aired: Jan/26/1993
Writer: Monica Piper, David Raether
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Joe Keyes (Customer #2), John Christian Graas (Kid #2), Ahmad Stoner (Kid #1), Joe Minjares (Cop), Loretta Lynn (Herself), Danielle Harris (Molly Tilden), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Robin Greer (Customer #1)



113 :05x16 - Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

First aired: Feb/09/1993
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Lenny Wolpe (Frank Denvers)



114 :05x17 - First Cousin, Twice Removed

First aired: Feb/16/1993
Writer: Janice Jordan
Director: Andrew D. Weyman



115 :05x18 - Lose a Job, Winnebago

First aired: Feb/23/1993
Writer: Norm MacDonald
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Tom Arnold (Jackie Thomas)



116 :05x19 - It's a Boy!

First aired: Mar/02/1993
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sally Kirkland (Barbara Healy)

Darlene wants David to move in to the Conner home when his parents divorce. Roseanne puts her foot down until she meets David's mother.



117 :05x20 - It was Twenty Years Ago Today

First aired: Mar/09/1993
Writer: Betsy Borns
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Bill Maher (Bob), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Peter Jason (Jim), Robert Machray (Customer)



118 :05x21 - Playing with Matches

First aired: Mar/23/1993
Writer: Robert Borden
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Guest star: Danielle Harris (Molly Tilden), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Red Buttons (Jake)



119 :05x22 - Promises, Promises

First aired: Apr/06/1993
Writer: Mike Gandolfi
Director: Andrew D. Weyman



120 :05x23 - Glengarry, Glen Rosey

First aired: May/04/1993
Writer: Denise Moss, Sy Dukane, Lois Bromfield, Scott Burton
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie



121 :05x24 - Tooth or Consequences

First aired: May/11/1993
Writer: Leslie Reider
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Bob Odenkirk (Jim)



122 :05x25 - Daughters and Other Strangers

First aired: May/18/1993
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Jeff Margolis



123 :06x01 - Two Down, One to Go

First aired: Sep/14/1993
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

Roseanne is forced to say goodbye to another daughter going away to college. David is in hope that Darlene will stay, so he decides to propose to her.



124 :06x02 - The Mommy's Curse

First aired: Sep/21/1993
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Jackie is convinced by Dan that she should date a guy from his work but only if Roseanne fires Bev. Roseanne later finds out that Bev is out for vengeance.



125 :06x03 - Party Politics

First aired: Sep/28/1993
Writer: Miriam Trogdon
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Roseanne finds out that Darlene and DJ are up to no good. In addition, Fred attempts to get back with Jackie.



126 :06x04 - A Stash from the Past

First aired: Oct/05/1993
Writer: Kevin Abbott
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

Roseanne and Dan begin reminiscing about their teenager days after finding a stash of marijuana at the house.



127 :06x05 - Be My Baby

First aired: Oct/19/1993
Writer: Rob Ulin
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

Roseanne wants to have another baby, but is soon to find out that Jackie is on the way to having one herself. So Roseanne pushes her wants to the side to help Jackie.



128 :06x06 - Halloween V

First aired: Oct/26/1993
Writer: Betsy Borns
Director: Gail Mancuso

While Roseanne is persuading Dan to pull a prank on Nancy, Darlene and David have a Halloween prank up their sleeve to scare Roseanne.



129 :06x07 - Homeward Bound

First aired: Nov/02/1993
Writer: Michael Borkow
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

Darlene makes a surprise visit home from school, while DJ goes through a puberty surprise. Also, David secretly moves in with Darlene.



130 :06x08 - Guilt by Imagination

First aired: Nov/09/1993
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Vicki Lawrence (Phyllis Zimmer), Fabio (Himself)

Dan goes on a lunch date with an old girlfriend, where sparks fly, as Roseanne daydreams about model Fabio.



131 :06x09 - Homecoming

First aired: Nov/16/1993
Writer: Sid Youngers
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Mike Pniewski (Perry Watkins), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner-Healy)

Sarah Chalke takes the place as Becky at the Conner' residence, while Becky takes marital advice from Roseanne.



132 :06x10 - Thanksgiving '93

First aired: Nov/23/1993
Writer: Mike Gandolfi, Michael Borkow
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)

During a family dinner a fight arises and a secret is revealed, which leaves everyone full of emotion.



133 :06x11 - The Driver's Seat

First aired: Nov/30/1993
Writer: James Berg, Stan Zimmerman
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Joe Minjares (Cop #1), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy)

Roseanne has a lot on her plate, dealing with DJ stealing the family car at home and Leon trying to take control at work.



134 :06x12 - White Trash Christmas

First aired: Dec/14/1993
Writer: Lawrence Broch
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

The Conner's set up their Christmas decorations as only they can do, with a little something to insult everyone. Meanwhile, Dan and Roseanne are upset when they give Becky a check for a semester of college and she in turn gives it to Mark so he can go to school instead. To make things worse, Becky has taken a job at BUNZ, as a waitress in very short, shorts. Also, DJ is forced to attend a ballet in Chicago with Grandma Harris. But a stop to see Darlene at college reveals a secret that makes the trip all worthwhile.



135 :06x13 - Suck Up or Shut Up

First aired: Jan/04/1994
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Nicolas Meyst (Elijah Anderson), Jim Turner (Stu Mehlman), Selma Archerd (Lucille), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Florence Henderson (Flo), Anthony Geary (Luke Spencer), Genie Francis (Laura Spencer)

DJ is going through problems at school because Roseanne joins a women's group to increase the traffic at the diner.



136 :06x14 - Busted

First aired: Jan/11/1994
Writer: Amy Sherman-Palladino
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Ahmet Zappa (Roy-Al), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

While Becky and Mark are having problems, Roseanne learns that David moved in with Darlene at school.



137 :06x15 - David vs. Goliath

First aired: Feb/01/1994
Writer: Steve Pepoon
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy)

Dan also learns that Darlene and David living together and is storming. As if there couldn't be me anymore problems between Darlene and David, David misunderstands Darlene's affection as flirting.



138 :06x16 - Everyone Comes to Jackie's

First aired: Feb/08/1994
Writer: Mike Gandolfi, Betsy Borns
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Jackie has to move back home after her parents find out her secret, and David thinks that he is moving back in too, but Dan disagrees.



139 :06x17 - Don't Make Room for Daddy

First aired: Feb/15/1994
Writer: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Kevin Abbott
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Tom McTigue (Doctor), Rob Elk (Customer)

Dan gives Fred advice, which leads him to suing pregnant Jackie for custody.



140 :06x18 - Don't Ask, Don't Tell

First aired: Mar/01/1994
Writer: James Berg, Stan Zimmerman
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

Roseanne goes out with Jackie to a gay bar and Roseanne finds out that she has an admirer.



141 :06x19 - Labor Day

First aired: Mar/08/1994
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Jeanetta Arnette (Nurse), Tom McTigue (Doctor), Martin Mull (Leon Carp)

Roseanne doesn't include Fred in the happiness of Jackie's newborn baby.



142 :06x20 - Past Imperfect

First aired: Mar/22/1994
Writer: David Raether
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie

Roseanne and Dan are finding different ways to cover up Dan's father's missing alimony payment.



143 :06x21 - Lies My Father Told Me

First aired: Mar/29/1994
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Kristopher Kent Hill (Lonnie), Ned Beatty (Ed Conner), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Roseanne is trying to convince Dan that the lies Dan's father told him about his mother's mental state were only white lies.



144 :06x22 - I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

First aired: May/03/1994
Writer: Kevin Abbott, Pat Bullard
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Robert Camiletti (Deliveryman #3), Mikey Robins (Deliveryman #2), Pat Bullard (Deliveryman #1), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (George), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

DJ shocks Roseanne with some serious ethical questions while he discovers a new religious side.



145 :06x23 - Body by Jake

First aired: May/10/1994
Writer: David Forbes
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Louisa Abernathy (Nurse), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Red Buttons (Jake)

Bev moves in with the Conners after they find out shocking news on how she "really" broke her hip.



146 :06x24 - Isn't It Romantic?

First aired: May/17/1994
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Robert S. Woods (Bo Buchanan), Clint Ritchie (Clint Buchanan), John Loprieno (Cordero Roberts), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Romance is in the air at the Conners' house. Roseanne and Dan are renewing their love for each other, while Fred is trying to figure out how to propose to Jackie.



147 :06x25 - Altar Egos

First aired: May/24/1994
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)

Jackie and Fred are both having hot and cold feet about walking down the aisle together.



148 :07x01 - Nine is Enough

First aired: Sep/21/1994
Director: Gail Mancuso

Word gets out that Dan has shaved his armpits to treat a cyst. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred have disagreements about the baby sleeping in their bed.



149 :07x02 - Two for One

First aired: Sep/28/1994
Writer: Stephen Godchaux
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Jackie discovers that Darlene has been at a motel room, prompting Roseanne to assume that Darlene has been lying about her and David's love life.



150 :07x03 - Snoop Davey Dave

First aired: Oct/05/1994
Writer: Elaine Aronson
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

David attempts to keep Darlene from returning to college by telling Roseanne that she had been abusing drugs.



151 :07x04 - Girl Talk

First aired: Oct/12/1994
Writer: Miriam Trogdon
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: John McConnell (Bob), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Ellis E. Williams (Customer)

Dan and his friends become estranged when they begin to go too far talking about their love lives.



152 :07x05 - Sleeper

First aired: Oct/19/1994
Writer: Tim Doyle
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

David moves into DJ's room when the basement floods. Roseanne discovers that David has been having erotic dreams about her.



153 :07x06 - Skeleton in the Closet

First aired: Oct/26/1994
Writer: William Lucas Walker, Lawrence Broch
Director: Gail Mancuso

Leon throws a Halloween party for his gay friends. Roseanne and Jackie suspect their mother wears a wig.



154 :07x07 - Follow the Son

First aired: Nov/02/1994
Writer: Dusty Kay
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Bob Nickman (Customer), Diane Dorsey (Customer), Traci Lords (Stacy Flagler), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (George), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Danny Masterson (Jimmy)

DJ attempts to quit his job at The Landford Lunchbox. Darlene's new boyfriend Jimmy thinks David is coming on to him.



155 :07x08 - Punch and Jimmy

First aired: Nov/09/1994
Writer: David Raether
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Danny Masterson (Jimmy)

Jackie and Roseanne visit Darlene to meet her boyfriend Jimmy. Meanwhile, Dan teaches DJ self defense.



156 :07x09 - White Men Can't Kiss

First aired: Nov/16/1994
Writer: Rob Ulin, Kevin Abbott
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Justin Isfeld (Kid), John McConnell (Bob), Michael Traeger (Marvin), Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly (Geena Williams), Lewis Dix, Jr. (Mr. Williams), Lisa Banes (Mrs. Simms), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Roseanne and Dan discover that DJ has dropped out of a school play, because he is required to kiss a black girl.



157 :07x10 - Thanksgiving '94

First aired: Nov/23/1994
Writer: Lois Bromfield
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)

Roseanne gets big news on her pregnancy. Nana Mary is upset when Bev discusses the two abortion that her mother had.



158 :07x11 - Maybe Baby

First aired: Nov/30/1994
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Brandi Brown (Andy, Age 17), Tom Amandes (Doctor), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Roseanne's pregnancy test comes back negative, but soon after another problem arises.



159 :07x12 - The Parenting Trap

First aired: Dec/14/1994
Writer: Sid Youngers
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Cynthia Orthal (Mrs. Holmes), Neil Conrad (Network Censor), Lisa Rieffel (Dinah), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Dan realizes DJ is having a puberty-related problem in school, and Mark gives a handy solution. Roseanne shares her growing up story with DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him running and screaming.



160 :07x13 - Rear Window

First aired: Jan/04/1995
Writer: Michael Borkow, Danny Zuker
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Jean Speegle Howard (Irene Cornelli), Jack Murdock (Skip Cornelli), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

Unable to not stare, The Conner's notice a nudist couple has moved in next door.



161 :07x14 - My Name is Bev

First aired: Jan/11/1995
Writer: Bob Nickman
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Carlease Burke (Police woman), Romy Rosemont (Margaret), David Dunard (Sgt. Dixon), John McConnell (Bob), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Martin Mull (Leon Carp)

Bev is sent to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, but Bev shows up at Roseanne's Super Bowl party where alcohol is being served.



162 :07x15 - Bed and Bored

First aired: Feb/01/1995
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Roseanne plays sick to get what she wants. Jackie and Bev fight over how well Bev parented years ago.



163 :07x16 - Sisters

First aired: Feb/08/1995
Writer: Michael Borkow
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Kent Hazen (Andy Harris ((uncredited))), Garrett Hazen (Andy Harris ((uncredited))), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Fred tells Jackie that he think DJ is coming over way to much. When Jackie tries to tell Roseanne which starts a fight between the two.



164 :07x17 - Lost Youth

First aired: Feb/15/1995
Writer: Stevie Ray Fromstein, Pat Bullard
Director: Gail Mancuso

David and Mark fight over a waitress. Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life is boring.



165 :07x18 - Single Married Female

First aired: Feb/22/1995
Writer: Betsy Borns
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (George)

Dan discovers that Jackie his cheating on Fred with another man.



166 :07x19 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)

First aired: Mar/01/1995
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Zoe Perry (Young Jackie), Michael Fishman (Young Roseanne), John Goodman (Madame Zafda, Adult DJ), Laurie Metcalf (Older Jackie), Eric Christmas (Psychitrist)

Part a: In the past we meet a young Roseanne and Jackie as they visit Madame Zafta, to see their future, aka clips of the series.

Part b: Older Jackie and Adult DJ go to a psychaitrist and talk about the past, showing clips from the series.



167 :07x20 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)

First aired: Mar/01/1995
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Pat Crowley (Joan Nash), Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver), June Lockhart (Ruth Martin), Isabel Sanford (Louise Jefferson), Alley Mills (Norma Arnold)

It's after a taping of Roseanne, and our favorite Rosey is visited by the "TV Mom Welcome Wagon" (after 7 seasons). And end up remenescing about Roseanne! But is it good or is it bad? Who knows but with this episode, TV Moms Unite!!



168 :07x21 - Husbands and Wives

First aired: Mar/22/1995
Writer: Kevin Abbott
Director: Gail Mancuso

Roseanne won't mind her own business when Jackie and Fred split-up.



169 :07x22 - Happy Trailers

First aired: Mar/29/1995
Writer: Tim Doyle, Sid Youngers
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Sharon Stone (Trailer Park Resident), Mark McAdam (Buddy), John McConnell (Bob), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred)

Becky and Mark move out of Roseanne's to a trailer park where a neighbor is there to greet them.



170 :07x23 - The Blaming of the Shrew

First aired: May/03/1995
Writer: Lawrence Broch
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Ellen DeGeneres (Dr. Whitman), Ashley Johnson (Lisa), Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

DJ gets a bossy new girlfriend. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their problems.



171 :07x24 - The Birds and the Frozen Bees

First aired: May/10/1995
Writer: David Forbes
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

Roseanne suspects David is in love with someone other than Darlene.



172 :07x25 - Couch Potatoes

First aired: May/17/1995
Writer: Eric Gilliland
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Michael Mantell (Nielsen Rep), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)

The Conner's become a Nielsen family, while Jackie and Fred decide to divorce.



173 :07x26 - Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

First aired: May/24/1995
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy (as The Professor)), Martin Mull (Leon (as Thruston T. Howell III)), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris (as Mrs. Howell)), Tina Louise (Roseanne (Tag Scene)), Bob Denver (Jackie Harris (Tag Scene)), Russell Johnson (Mark Healy (Tag Scene)), Dawn Wells (Darlene Conner (Tag Scene)), Dave Mallow (Radio Announcer)

Roseanne daydreams that the family is the cast of Gilligan's Island.



174 :08x01 - Shower the People You Love with Stuff

First aired: Sep/19/1995
Writer: Lawrence Broch
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Natalie West (Crystal Anderson), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy)

With Roseanne preparing to have a baby, and wanting to earn some extra money, she has Becky and Darlene throw her a baby shower. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene seem to be unable to get along.



175 :08x02 - Let Them Eat Junk

First aired: Sep/26/1995
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Martin Mull (Leon Carp)

Jackie is upsest that Roseanne has been feeding her baby junk food. Dan realizes that DJ sees his father as always holding a can of beer.



176 :08x03 - Roseanne in the Hood

First aired: Oct/17/1995
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Christopher M. Brown (Unknown), Michael P. Byrne (Customer), Stomp (Themselves), Pat Harrington, Jr. (Himself), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

A competing restaurant moves in across the street from The Lunchbox.



177 :08x04 - The Last Date

First aired: Oct/24/1995
Writer: Daniel Palladino, Eric Gilliland
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Shecky Greene (Uncle Sol)

Roseanne and Dan crash a strangers bar mitzvah to celebrate before the baby is born.



178 :08x05 - Halloween: the Final Chapter

First aired: Oct/31/1995
Writer: Roseanne Barr, Lois Bromfield
Director: Roseanne Barr
Guest star: Ed McMahon (Himself), Sarah Chalke (Trick or Treater.)

A Ouija board sends a message to Roseanne about her baby.



179 :08x06 - The Fifties Show

First aired: Nov/07/1995
Writer: Allan Stephan
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Matthew Fishman (Stinky Conner)

Roseanne sees herself and the family in a 1950s sitcom,



180 :08x07 - The Getaway, Almost

First aired: Nov/14/1995
Writer: Cynthia Mort
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Allan Stephan (Truck driver), David Strickland (First Cop), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Jenna Elfman (Garland)

Roseanne and Jackie become a Thelma & Louise like duo after shopping with baby Jerry.



181 :08x08 - The Last Thursday in November

First aired: Nov/21/1995
Writer: Ritch Shydner
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Patricia Van Ingen (Unknown), Ahmad Stoner (Unknown), Toran Caudell (Unknown), Jason Davis (Unknown), Diana Theodore (Unknown), Brad Bufanda (Unknown), Adrian Pearson (Unknown), Ritch Shydner (Unknown), Sid Youngers (Unknown), Lynn Ann Leveridge (Unknown), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Charlie Hill (Mr. Hill), Floyd "Red Crow" Westerman (Older Indian), Adilah Barnes (Anne-Marie Mitchell), Colleen Camp (Dawn)

DJ's class create their own Thanksgiving play which appalls the audience - but not the Conners. Roseanne invites a Native American family to their Thanksgiving diner.



182 :08x09 - Of Mice and Dan

First aired: Nov/28/1995
Writer: Bob Nickman
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Chandler Kinchla (Bandmember), Brendan Hill (Unknown), John Popper (Stingray Wilson), John McConnell (Bob), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

Dan's old band come to Lanford, making Dan regret leaving it.



183 :08x10 - Direct to Video

First aired: Dec/05/1995
Writer: Michael B. Kaplan
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Michael O'Keefe (Fred), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Roseanne and the family shoot a video tape for baby Jerry. DJ discovers his parents never filled out his baby book.



184 :08x11 - December Bride

First aired: Dec/12/1995
Writer: William Lucas Walker
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Alexis Arquette (Unknown), Christopher Morley (Unknown), David Michaels (Unknown), Byron "diva" Batista (Unknown), The Chanel Twins (Unknown), Allan Stephan (Unknown), Norm Crosby (Reverend Crosley), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), June Lockhart (Leon's Mother), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Martin Mull (Leon), Fred Willard (Scott)

Roseanne plans a gay wedding for Leon and Scott.



185 :08x12 - The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

First aired: Jan/02/1996
Writer: Ed Yeager
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Bobbie Bates (Unknown), Warren Sroka (Boy), Kathryn Joosten (Supermarket customer), Susan Elaine Knight (Unknown), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Stan Freberg (Mr. Parkin)

Roseanne and Jackie get jobs of handing out samples at a local food mart which proves to be catastrophic.



186 :08x13 - The White Sheep of the Family

First aired: Jan/09/1996
Writer: David Raether
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Linda Tran (Betsy), Stan Freberg (Mr. Parkin), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

DJ receives $500 from his Great Aunt, while Dan and Roseanne receive a considerably less amount which they decide to spend on a family dinner.



187 :08x14 - Becky Howser, M.D.

First aired: Jan/16/1996
Writer: Sid Youngers
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Tony Rich (Party guest), Megan Cavanagh (Party guest), Stan Freberg (Mr. Parkin), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy)



188 :08x15 - Out of the Past

First aired: Feb/06/1996
Writer: Drew Ogier, Mike Costa
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Paul Tyler (Customer), David Tyree (Poker player #6), John McConnell (Bob), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), Fred Willard (Scott), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)



189 :08x16 - Construction Junction

First aired: Feb/13/1996
Writer: Daniel Palladino
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy), James Pickens, Jr. (Chuck), John McConnell (Bob), Tiny Tim (Himself)



190 :08x17 - We're Going to Disney World (1)

First aired: Feb/20/1996
Writer: Matt Berry
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner-Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Johnny Galecki (David Healy)

It's more than just an adventure when the Conner's show up to Disney world.



191 :08x18 - Disney World War II (2)

First aired: Feb/27/1996
Writer: Allan Stephan
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner-Healy)

The Conner Clan visits Disney World.



192 :08x19 - Springtime for David

First aired: Mar/12/1996
Writer: David Forbes, Garland Testa
Director: Mark K. Samuels



193 :08x20 - Another Mouth to Shut Up

First aired: Mar/26/1996
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Johnny Galecki (David Healy)



194 :08x21 - Morning Becomes Obnoxious

First aired: Apr/09/1996
Writer: Leif Sandaas
Director: Gail Mancuso



195 :08x22 - Ballroom Blitz

First aired: Apr/30/1996
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Kathryn Joosten (Carol), Tony Curtis (Hal), Amzie Strickland (Agnes), Randall Arney (Unknown), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris)

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.



196 :08x23 - The Wedding

First aired: May/07/1996
Writer: Lawrence Broch, Michael B. Kaplan
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Kent Hazen (Andy Harris), Garrett Hazen (Andy Harris), Kymberly Newberry (Minister), Fred Willard (Scott), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Shelley Winters (Nana Mary), Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner-Healy)

Darlene's wedding turns into an abrupt disaster when Dan has a heart attack.



197 :08x24 - Heart & Soul

First aired: May/14/1996
Writer: Daniel Palladino, William Lucas Walker
Director: Gail Mancuso
Guest star: Jeff Williams (Dr. Rucker)

Emotions are haywire with the family worried about Dan's heart attack. Becky and Darlene have an emotional talk around the house, while Roseanne stays planted by Dan's side at the hospital.



198 :08x25 - Fights and Stuff

First aired: May/21/1996
Writer: Cynthia Mort, Sid Youngers
Director: Mark K. Samuels



199 :09x01 - Call Waiting

First aired: Sep/17/1996
Writer: Allan Stephan, Drew Ogier
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Edward Asner (Lou Grant)



200 :09x02 - Millions from Heaven

First aired: Sep/24/1996
Writer: Nancy Steen, Cynthia Mort
Director: Mark K. Samuels



201 :09x03 - What a Day for a Daydream

First aired: Oct/01/1996
Writer: Rich Kaplan, Garland Testa
Director: Mark K. Samuels

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on The Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings. Some of her fantasies are played out in a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie



202 :09x04 - Honor Thy Mother

First aired: Oct/08/1996
Writer: Amy Welsh, Bob Nickman
Director: Mark K. Samuels



203 :09x05 - Someday My Prince Will Come

First aired: Oct/15/1996
Writer: Carrie Snow, Janet Leahy
Director: Mark K. Samuels



204 :09x06 - Pampered to a Pulp

First aired: Oct/22/1996
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Kathleen Freeman (Seaweed Attendant)

Roseanne and Jackie visit a spa.



205 :09x07 - Satan, Darling

First aired: Oct/29/1996
Writer: Roseanne Barr, Jennifer Saunders
Director: Roseanne Barr
Guest star: Ernest Harada (Photographer), Arianna Huffington (Estée), Jim J. Bullock (Al), Mo Gaffney (Astrid), Phil Leeds (Martini Boy), Marlo Thomas (Tina Beige), Jennifer Saunders (Edina), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Jonathan Van Meter (Gardner), Joanna Lumley (Patsy), Kathleen Freeman (Edna)



206 :09x08 - Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

First aired: Nov/12/1996
Writer: Leif Sandaas, Debbie Kasper
Director: Mark K. Samuels

Rosie and the clan are invited to stay at the Wentworths, which turns their lives topsy turvy.



207 :09x09 - Roseambo

First aired: Nov/19/1996
Writer: Bobby Gaylor, Betsy Salkind
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (Louis)

When a bunch of woman-hating terrorists hijack a train, it's up to Roseanne to save the day.



208 :09x10 - Home is Where the Afghan Is

First aired: Nov/26/1996
Writer: Lawrence Broch
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)



209 :09x11 - Mothers and Other Strangers

First aired: Dec/03/1996
Writer: Cynthia Mort, Roseanne Barr
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Shelley Winters (Nana Mary)



210 :09x12 - Home for the Holidays

First aired: Dec/17/1996
Writer: Lawrence Broch
Director: Mark K. Samuels



211 :09x13 - Say It Ain't So

First aired: Jan/07/1997
Writer: Nancy Steen
Director: Mark K. Samuels



212 :09x14 - Hit the Road, Jack

First aired: Jan/14/1997
Writer: Roseanne Barr
Director: Mark K. Samuels



213 :09x15 - The War Room

First aired: Jan/28/1997
Writer: Bob Nickman
Director: Mark K. Samuels



214 :09x16 - Lanford's Elite (1)

First aired: Feb/11/1997
Writer: Richard Whitley, Bob Rubin
Director: Gary Halvorson



215 :09x17 - Some Enchanted Merger (2)

First aired: Feb/11/1997
Writer: April Winchell
Director: Gary Halvorson



216 :09x18 - A Second Chance

First aired: Feb/18/1997
Writer: Cynthia Mort
Director: Mark K. Samuels



217 :09x19 - The Miracle

First aired: Feb/25/1997
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Dann Florek (Dr. Rudeman), Michael Des Barres (Dr. Phillips), Rick Fitts (Doctor), Lorna Scott (Nurse), Lisa Pescia (Nurse #2)

Darlene gives birth to a premature baby and the doctors think that nothing can save her.



218 :09x20 - Roseanne-Feld

First aired: Mar/04/1997
Writer: April Winchell, Richard Whitley
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Kit Pongetti (Ticket Taker), Dot Jones (Black Widow), Spice Williams (Cincinnati Patti), Fred Willard (Scott), Martin Mull (Leon Carp), Ruta Lee (Joyce), Heather Matarazzo (Heather)

Jackie and Mark go to a women's wrestling match where they become involved in the entertainment. DJ has an issue when his night with Heather goes further than he planned.



219 :09x21 - The Truth Be Told

First aired: Mar/18/1997
Writer: April Winchell, Lawrence Broch
Director: Mark K. Samuels



220 :09x22 - Arsenic and Old Mom

First aired: May/13/1997
Writer: Carrie Fisher
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Debbie Reynolds (Audrey), Heather Matarazzo (Heather)

Audrey has come back to Langford (last seen in "We Gather Together"), and well she's released and she's there to kill Dan!



221 :09x23 - Into That Good Night (1)

First aired: May/20/1997
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Lecy Goranson (Becky Conner (Clip))

David and Darlene bring their new baby home while Roseanne helps plan their new living arrangement at the Conner house. The whole family gets together to look back on where they have come from and all the things they have been blessed with recently.



222 :09x24 - Into That Good Night (2)

First aired: May/20/1997
Writer: Roseanne Barr, Allan Stephan
Director: Gary Halvorson
Guest star: Glenn Quinn (Mark Healy), Johnny Galecki (David Healy), Sandra Bernhard (Nancy), Fred Willard (Scott), Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris), Martin Mull (Leon), Lecy Goranson (Becky Conner (Sound Clip))

With everybody welcoming home baby Harris, and Becky learning she is expecting one of her own, Roseanne sits back and narrates life the way it really was as to the way she saw it.