1 :01x01 - Life and Stuff

A typical day in the Conner's life is displayed when Roseanne is called to the school because Darlene is barking in class.

2 :01x02 - We're in the Money

When Dan comes across extra money, Roseanne and him decide not to spend it on anything menial, such as a the bell he's always wanted, or a perfume she desires. Of course, indulgence always gets its way...

3 :01x03 - D-I-V-O-R-C-E

After running into a divorcee friend of theirs while on a dinner date at the Lanford Inn, Roseanne and Dan question what life would have been like without the other. Meanwhile, Jackie is stuck babysitting Becky, Darlene and D.J.

4 :01x04 - Language Lessons

Roseanne is caught in the middle when Dan and Jackie seem to be unable to get along.

5 :01x05 - Radio Days

Dan enters a radio contest by writing an old love note from Roseanne into a country song.

6 :01x06 - Lovers' Lanes

A night of bowling is more than just bowling for each of the Conner's, with Becky dressing to impress the snack attendant Chip, Jackie placing a game bet with Booker and Roseanne, of course, meddling.

7 :01x07 - The Memory Game

As the family decide to a take family portrait, Jackie reveals to Roseanne that years ago Dan had a one night stand with her worst enemy.

8 :01x08 - Here's to Good Friends

It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to cheer up Crystal after she breaks up with her boyfriend, so they resort to the Lobo Louge. Meanwhile, Darlene seems resistant to write a report about Betsy Ross.

9 :01x09 - Dan's Birthday Bash

Dan's birthday party at the Lobo Lounge is interupted by a bully, leaving Dan questioning his manhood when he fails to defend himself.

10 :01x10 - Saturday

Dan has a bet with Roseanne that he can finish his repair work within one Saturday, but his buddies disruptions prove to be no help.

11 :01x11 - Canoga Time

Roseanne and Dan try to sell their old junk in a rummage sale, but Dan is unable to part with his possessions. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to forge a passing grade on her report card to get out of trouble.

12 :01x12 - The Monday Through Friday Show

While Darlene suffers with a job as a paper girl and Becky protests dissecting a frog for biology, Roseanne and Dan struggle to find a place to spend their 15th wedding anniversary.

13 :01x13 - Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Jackie takes Crystal to work on the route of the bridge where her husband Sonny was buried, causing her to have a hard time coping with his death. Meanwhile, Darlene picks up smoking.

14 :01x14 - Father's Day

Roseanne steps in the middle of a falling out between Dan and his estranged father, Ed.

15 :01x15 - Nightmare on Oak Street

Darlene has a dose of her own little nightmare when she starts her first menstrual cycle.

16 :01x16 - Mall Story

The Conner's reluctantly spend the day together at the Lanford Mall.

17 :01x17 - Becky's Choice

Becky is nervous when her boyfriend Chip's parents, two high-class snots come to visit, but there seems to be something else adding to her uptight nature...and he's in the backyard.

18 :01x18 - The Slice of Life

Darlene has to undergo emergency appendix surgery, rendering Roseanne filled with guilt over a spat with her earlier that morning.

19 :01x19 - Workin' Overtime

Roseanne has a breakdown after working overtime at work, just to come home to a messy home. Dan promises to keep the house while Roseanne storms off. When Roseanne meets up with an older waitress at a small diner, her attitude towards her family life takes a different direction.

20 :01x20 - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner's prepare for a disaster when a tornado is afoot in Lanford.

21 :01x21 - Death and Stuff

A door-to-door-salesman drops dead in the Conner kitchen.

22 :01x22 - Dear Mom and Dad

Roseanne and Jackie's parents comes to visit, and all hell breaks loose when they say they are moving to Lanford.

23 :01x23 - Let's Call It Quits

With Booker no longer employed at Wellman's, a new boss, Mr. Faber, takes over and has high quotas that Roseanne and the crew cannot meet. Roseanne tries to reason with Mr. Faber, but he's such a leech, that nothing seems to be working. After Faber humilates her in the lunchroom, Roseanne takes a stand by walking out on the job...followed by Jackie, Vonda, Crystal, Sylvia and Juanita.

24 :02x01 - Inherit the Wind

Becky's humilated when she passes gas during her speech at school. Meanwhile, Roseanne tries a job as a telemarketer.

25 :02x02 - The Little Sister

Jackie is upset after Roseanne disapproves of her decision to join the police academy. Meanwhile, Becky takes hold of Dan's dirty magazines.

26 :02x03 - Guilt by Disassociation

Dan and the Wellman gang throw Roseanne a party after she lands a job at a meat packing office...but the celebration is cut off early when Roseanne learns she can't get the job due to her inability to operate a computer.

27 :02x04 - Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is depressed about Jackie leaving for police training for six weeks. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene go to a co-ed party together.

28 :02x05 - House of Grown-Ups

Dan's new contractor has dinner at the Conner house and winds up being obsessed with everybody, treating them like relatives, ultimately driving everybody up the wall.

29 :02x06 - Five of a Kind

Roseanne is disgusted after an unpleasant kiss from Arnie.

30 :02x07 - BOO!

It's a battle of the scariest when Roseanne and Dan face-off to see who is the master of all halloween. Meanwhile, Becky believes she's too old for halloween.

31 :02x08 - Sweet Dreams

A failed attempt at relaxing results in an angry Roseanne dreaming she kills her kids and Dan, followed by a musical outbreak by Roseanne and all her friends

32 :02x09 - We Gather Together

It's a Conner Thanksgiving, and it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving without some kind of drama! Jackie finally spills the beans to her mother about getting a new job at the police academy. On top of that, Dan gets the shock of discovering that his father, Ed, has been secretly romancing Crystal.

33 :02x10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society

Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, she winds up on stage at the Culture Night, to read her poem, a poem that would render Roseanne in painful emotions.

34 :02x11 - Lobocop

Roseanne is stressed due to a second job and confides in Jackie that things aren't right with Dan. Naturally, Jackie intervenes, so Dan does his best to liven things up.

35 :02x12 - No Talking

After Dan lets Becky break Roseanne's rules of "no going out", Roseanne extends Becky's punishment. Becky, angry about the situation, refuses to speak to Roseanne and in turn, Roseanne refuses to speak to Dan.

36 :02x13 - Chicken Hearts

Desperate to prove to her bratty seventeen-year-old boss that she needs the weekends off, Roseanne invites him over to her home. As an attempt to "butter him up", Dan even completes his auto mechanic assignment for him. However, in spite of everything, he still choses not to give Roseanne those weekends, with the only alternative being her job...

37 :02x14 - One for the Road

While Roseanne and Dan are away, Becky and her friend Dana will play...with the liquor cabinet.

38 :02x15 - An Officer and a Gentleman

While Roseanne is away helping out her parents, Jackie takes over as the mother of the Conner home. At first everyone doubts Jackie's ability, however, as time goes on, it turns out Jackie is Lanford's Supermom.

39 :02x16 - Born to Be Wild

Roseanne and Dan's old best friend, Ziggy, pays the Conner's a visit, resulting in Dan trying to repair his old Harley to it's state from his younger days.

40 :02x17 - Hair

At Crystal's suggestion, Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty parlor. Originally reluctant to take the job, the owner's interest in her employment prompts her to accept.

41 :02x18 - I'm Hungry

Roseanne and Dan (against his will) start a new diet, with loads of food boycotts and exercises.

42 :02x19 - All of Me

Jackie has a new man, Gary, in her life but it doesn't seem like Roseanne approves of him.

43 :02x20 - To Tell the Truth

Roseanne's interference in Jackie's love life causes restraint between Roseanne and Jackie. But reconciliation is around the corner when Jackie announces that she is getting married.

44 :02x21 - Fender Bender

Roseanne gets into a car accident with rich Meg Wellman, the wife of the Wellman Plastics owner, and she might take her to court.

45 :02x22 - April Fool's Day

After struggling through tax day jargon, Roseanne and Dan wind up waiting forever at the I.R.S office just to ask one question, which gets answered by a snooty I.R.S Supervisor and a tirade rant by Roseanne.

46 :02x23 - Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne attempts to get closer to Darlene by watching sports, while Dan goes shopping with Becky.

47 :02x24 - Happy Birthday

It's Roseanne's birthday! After Roseanne recaps her old goals, Dan and the kids decide to build her a writing office.

48 :03x01 - The Test

As Becky awaits driving lessons, Roseanne awaits the results of a different test...a pregnancy test.

49 :03x02 - Friends and Relatives

Dan has trouble borrowing money when it comes to his friends and family.

50 :03x03 - Like, a Virgin

As Roseanne gives Becky "the talk", she is surprised to see that it is Darlene who actually needs it.

51 :03x04 - Like, a New Job

Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop.

52 :03x05 - Goodbye, Mr. Right

Jackie's more than depressed when an injury on the job results in Gary breaking up with her, unable to deal with her dangerous career. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene are scared when they find their old dolls have been beheaded by D.J.

53 :03x06 - Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky brings home a new boyfriend, the "bad boy" biker Mark Healy, much to Roseanne and Dan's disapproval. When they believe Mark may be bad news, and when Becky breaks curfew, Roseanne and Dan decide Becky shouldn't see Mark again...but does she follow through?

54 :03x07 - Trick or Treat

Roseanne uses her lumberjack costume to her advantage when she is able to act and look like a man, but when her mouth gets her into a fight, she's going to have to look for a new defense.

55 :03x08 - PMS, I Love You

Dan's the one to suffer when his birthday party collides with Roseanne's "time of the month".

56 :03x09 - Bird is the Word

There's trouble when Becky is suspended out-of-school for "flipping the bird" in her class photo.

57 :03x10 - Dream Lover

Roseanne is not happy when she learns Dan is sleeping with another woman...in his dreams.

58 :03x11 - Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Tired of Becky and Darlene breaking curfew, Roseanne and Dan, with the help of Jackie, teach them a lesson by staying out really late one night.

59 :03x12 - Confessions

When Roseanne's mother, Bev, pays an unexpected visit, she causes drama between Jackie and Roseanne and makes a mess out of everything.

60 :03x13 - The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

There's drama in the Conner house when Dan's father, Ed, annouces he is marrying Crystal.

61 :03x14 - The Wedding

While Dan tries to stop the wedding between Crystal and his father, Roseanne takes a major part in planning it. Meanwhile, Crystal annouces she is pregnant with Ed's child.

62 :03x15 - Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Angry at Roseanne and Dan, Becky decides to stow away at Jackie's place.

63 :03x16 - Home-Ec

Roseanne chaperones a trip to the supermarket with Darlene's home-ec class.

64 :03x17 - Valentine's Day

Becky and Darlene feud when Becky is asked out by Darlene's crush. Meanwhile, Roseanne fumes when Dan forgets Valentine's Day.

65 :03x18 - Communicable Theater

Roseanne must choose between taking care of a flu-bound Dan or helping Jackie rehearse for her play.

66 :03x19 - Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne faces possible termination from Rodbell's if she decides to take a much anticipated trip to Vegas with Dan.

67 :03x20 - Her Boyfriend's Back

Dan and Becky have a rift when Becky and her boyfriend Mark ride Dan's motorcycle without permission.

68 :03x21 - Troubles with the Rubbles

Roseanne is not exactly thrilled with her new neighbor, Kathy, who seems to be too uptight and snobbish for the Conner's standards. When DJ and Kathy's son, Todd, wind up injuring themselves at a construction site, Kathy is quick to accuse Roseanne of being an unfit parent, causing a rift between the two.

69 :03x22 - Second Time Around

Crystal seeks Roseanne's assistance in her Lamaze class. Meanwhile, Dan has a near fatal accident resulting in him preparing for Roseanne and Dan's will.

70 :03x23 - Dances with Darlene

Roseanne and Darlene feud about what Darlene will wear to a school dance that she doesn't even want to go to.

71 :03x24 - Scenes from a Barbecue

Roseanne and the other mothers in town celebrate mother's day at the Conner's.

72 :03x25 - The Pied Piper of Lanford

A blast from the past comes through when Roseanne and Dan's old biker friend Ziggy pays a visit. With Dan and Ziggy going down memory lane, Dan is inspired to open his own bike shop at last.

73 :04x01 - A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne is not sure how to react when she learns that Becky wants to go on birth control.

74 :04x02 - Take My Bike ... Please!

With the grand opening of the bike shop, Roseanne and Dan learn that running a business not only takes its toll on their time as a couple but is also infringing on the household affairs, particularly their relationship with DJ.

75 :04x03 - Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

After a drunken night out, Jackie discovers she has slept with the town's most disgusting pig, Arnie. Now it's up to Roseanne and the girls to make things better. Additionally, Dan invites Leon to a poker game with the guys where the course of conversation gets rather unsettling upon the discovery that he is gay.

76 :04x04 - Darlene Fades to Black

When Darlene seems to be nothing but a gothic couch potato, Roseanne begins to interfere in hopes of bringing her back to her former athletic self. Meanwhile, Becky fights the losing battle to get a moped that was traded-in to Dan's shop.

77 :04x05 - Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne mistakes a robbery at the Bowman house for a charity drive, therefore inadvertently assisting the robbers in their market, causing much strain between Kathy Bowman and Roseanne.

78 :04x06 - Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Roseanne suspects Kathy Bowman is out to get her due to a Halloween prank Roseanne pulled on her. Meanwhile, Jackie finds herself flirting with an unknown at a costume party, only to discover it turns out to be her former boyfriend, Booker.

79 :04x07 - Vegas (1)

Roseanne and Dan are constantly bickering due to the stress of running the bike shop and decide to take a Vegas vacation when friends Arnie and Nancy decide to wed at last.

80 :04x08 - Vegas, Vegas (2)

After continuing to bicker, Roseanne and Dan just don't seem to be having a good time. In hopes of making light of the situation, the crew go see Wayne Newton, but a plastered Roseanne winds up making a fool out of herself.

81 :04x09 - Stressed to Kill

Roseanne picks up a smoking habit due to the stress of working two jobs. Meanwhile, Becky gets in trouble for helping Darlene cheat on an assignment.

82 :04x10 - Thanksgiving '91

Enjoying a Thanksgiving feast, Bev has some distressing news: her and Roseanne's father will be divorcing.

83 :04x11 - Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne and Jackie decide to travel to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress in Jackie's truck, but their emotions run haywire at the mistress' front door.

84 :04x12 - Santa Claus

While playing Santa at Rodbell's, Roseanne meets Darlene's newest friend, a 39 year-old woman who runs a bookstore. Rosie goes to the bookstore to learn more about Karen, but instead learns more about her own daughter.

85 :04x13 - Bingo

After a night playing bingo, Roseanne gets hooked and Crystal gets hysterical for no known reason. As time progresses, it is discovered that Crystal is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Dan and D.J. wind up babysitting Little Ed in Crystal's absence.

86 :04x14 - The Bowling Show

Dan and Arnie struggle to keep their bowling league out of last place all the while Nancy and Jackie's closeness leaves Roseanne feeling left out.

87 :04x15 - The Back Story

With Roseanne bed bound due to a bad back, Bev takes over as super mom, overly spoiling the children and "nursing" Roseanne back to health.

88 :04x16 - Less is More

Roseanne and Dan are perturbed about the possibility that the only solution for Roseanne's back problems would be breast reduction.

89 :04x17 - Breakin' Up is Hard to Do

A torn-up Becky mopes around after breaking up with Mark, but it's a miracle in Roseanne and Dan's minds.

90 :04x18 - This Old House

When Roseanne hears her childhood home has been sold, she and Jackie take a ride to look it over one last time. Roseanne recalls that not all their time there was that great, including beatings by their father with a leather strap.

91 :04x19 - The Commercial Show

The director of an ad for Rodbell's recruits Roseanne and her family to star in the new commercial. Meanwhile, DJ and Todd have a tiff as the Bowman's prepare to move to Chicago.

92 :04x20 - Therapy

After Roseanne sets up Jackie with a boring accountant, Jackie decides now is a good time to reveal that she has been seeing a therapist due to Roseanne's constant butting in, and wants her to join the sessions.

93 :04x21 - Lies

Roseanne freaks out when Rodbell's subjects all employees to a lie detector test, due to a rash of missing items. Also, Darlene seeks everyones advice about her boyfriend, David, except for Roseanne.

94 :04x22 - Deliverance

Crystal has been driving Dan crazy the past few days and now needs him as her delivery room coach when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Bonnie both want Leon's job now that he is leaving, and Darlene feels David is crowding her and asks for some space.

95 :04x23 - Secrets

After an argument with Becky, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo and smashes the jukebox. Dan makes a promise not to tell anyone about the incident, which has Roseanne curious.

96 :04x24 - Don't Make Me Over

Becky and Darlene feel they can get Roseanne to agree to let them spend a night in Chicago alone to attend a concert if they spend Mother's Day with her at the beauty salon.

97 :04x25 - Aliens

Bad news is all around as the Rodbell's luncheonette closes down, as does Dan's bike shop. The only good news is DJ has made it to the selling bee finals.

98 :05x01 - Terms of Estrangement (1)

Becky and Mark elope and move to Minnesota as a means to stay together now that the bike shop has closed, and to ease the sudden financial strain the family is going through.

99 :05x02 - Terms of Estrangement (2)

As Becky returns to gather up some of her belongings, Roseanne comes to terms that her daughter is now married, whereas Dan ignores her altogether.

100 :05x03 - The Dark Ages

The lack of income has led to the electric company shutting off the Conner's power. Meanwhile, Darlene and David are caught after spending the night in her bedroom together. Despite her pleas of innocence, Dan forbids David of ever seeing Darlene again.

101 :05x04 - Mommy Nearest

Bev comes to the rescue when she gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000 after selling the family home. Also, Jackie has a hard time with the age difference between she and her new boyfriend, Fisher.

102 :05x05 - Pretty in Black

Roseanne plans a sweet 16 party for Darlene, something she detests. Meanwhile, the Conner's meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his two daughters, Molly and Charlotte.

103 :05x06 - Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Jackie comes up with the idea to open a loose meat sandwich shop in Landford, but they don't seem to qualify for any loans. Bev agrees to help them out, by becoming a silent partner. Meanwhile, DJ is caught peeping at the new neighbor, Molly.

104 :05x07 - Halloween IV

Roseanne can't seem to get in the Halloween spirit this year seeing how Becky is not there. After sending the family off to a party, she has a Halloween version of A Christmas Carol, being visited by a ghost of Halloween past, present and future.

105 :05x08 - Ladies' Choice

Nancy surprises Roseanne and Jackie when she announces she is a lesbian and is now dating Marla. Also, when Bev decides to enter a retirement home, Roseanne starts feeling her age.

106 :05x09 - Stand on Your Man

The grand opening of The Lunch Box leaves Roseanne shaken when a man scares her in the evening hours. Forbidding Dan of hanging around the shop for protection, the girls attend a self-defense class. Also, Arnie returns in hopes of taking Nancy back.

107 :05x10 - Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to attend a rock concert out of town with Molly. But when they don't return home on time, they fear the worse. When Darlene's explanation lands on deaf ears, it is left to Molly to confess what had happened.

108 :05x11 - Of Ice and Men

109 :05x12 - It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays

110 :05x13 - Crime and Punishment (1)

Roseanne discovers that Fisher has been beating Jackie, and Dan is arrested after going after him.

111 :05x14 - War and Peace (2)

The Conners deal with the aftermath of Fisher beating Jackie.

112 :05x15 - Lanford Daze

113 :05x16 - Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

114 :05x17 - First Cousin, Twice Removed

115 :05x18 - Lose a Job, Winnebago

116 :05x19 - It's a Boy!

Darlene wants David to move in to the Conner home when his parents divorce. Roseanne puts her foot down until she meets David's mother.

117 :05x20 - It was Twenty Years Ago Today

118 :05x21 - Playing with Matches

119 :05x22 - Promises, Promises

120 :05x23 - Glengarry, Glen Rosey

121 :05x24 - Tooth or Consequences

122 :05x25 - Daughters and Other Strangers

123 :06x01 - Two Down, One to Go

Roseanne is forced to say goodbye to another daughter going away to college. David is in hope that Darlene will stay, so he decides to propose to her.

124 :06x02 - The Mommy's Curse

Jackie is convinced by Dan that she should date a guy from his work but only if Roseanne fires Bev. Roseanne later finds out that Bev is out for vengeance.

125 :06x03 - Party Politics

Roseanne finds out that Darlene and DJ are up to no good. In addition, Fred attempts to get back with Jackie.

126 :06x04 - A Stash from the Past

Roseanne and Dan begin reminiscing about their teenager days after finding a stash of marijuana at the house.

127 :06x05 - Be My Baby

Roseanne wants to have another baby, but is soon to find out that Jackie is on the way to having one herself. So Roseanne pushes her wants to the side to help Jackie.

128 :06x06 - Halloween V

While Roseanne is persuading Dan to pull a prank on Nancy, Darlene and David have a Halloween prank up their sleeve to scare Roseanne.

129 :06x07 - Homeward Bound

Darlene makes a surprise visit home from school, while DJ goes through a puberty surprise. Also, David secretly moves in with Darlene.

130 :06x08 - Guilt by Imagination

Dan goes on a lunch date with an old girlfriend, where sparks fly, as Roseanne daydreams about model Fabio.

131 :06x09 - Homecoming

Sarah Chalke takes the place as Becky at the Conner' residence, while Becky takes marital advice from Roseanne.

132 :06x10 - Thanksgiving '93

During a family dinner a fight arises and a secret is revealed, which leaves everyone full of emotion.

133 :06x11 - The Driver's Seat

Roseanne has a lot on her plate, dealing with DJ stealing the family car at home and Leon trying to take control at work.

134 :06x12 - White Trash Christmas

The Conner's set up their Christmas decorations as only they can do, with a little something to insult everyone. Meanwhile, Dan and Roseanne are upset when they give Becky a check for a semester of college and she in turn gives it to Mark so he can go to school instead. To make things worse, Becky has taken a job at BUNZ, as a waitress in very short, shorts. Also, DJ is forced to attend a ballet in Chicago with Grandma Harris. But a stop to see Darlene at college reveals a secret that makes the trip all worthwhile.

135 :06x13 - Suck Up or Shut Up

DJ is going through problems at school because Roseanne joins a women's group to increase the traffic at the diner.

136 :06x14 - Busted

While Becky and Mark are having problems, Roseanne learns that David moved in with Darlene at school.

137 :06x15 - David vs. Goliath

Dan also learns that Darlene and David living together and is storming. As if there couldn't be me anymore problems between Darlene and David, David misunderstands Darlene's affection as flirting.

138 :06x16 - Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Jackie has to move back home after her parents find out her secret, and David thinks that he is moving back in too, but Dan disagrees.

139 :06x17 - Don't Make Room for Daddy

Dan gives Fred advice, which leads him to suing pregnant Jackie for custody.

140 :06x18 - Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Roseanne goes out with Jackie to a gay bar and Roseanne finds out that she has an admirer.

141 :06x19 - Labor Day

Roseanne doesn't include Fred in the happiness of Jackie's newborn baby.

142 :06x20 - Past Imperfect

Roseanne and Dan are finding different ways to cover up Dan's father's missing alimony payment.

143 :06x21 - Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne is trying to convince Dan that the lies Dan's father told him about his mother's mental state were only white lies.

144 :06x22 - I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

DJ shocks Roseanne with some serious ethical questions while he discovers a new religious side.

145 :06x23 - Body by Jake

Bev moves in with the Conners after they find out shocking news on how she "really" broke her hip.

146 :06x24 - Isn't It Romantic?

Romance is in the air at the Conners' house. Roseanne and Dan are renewing their love for each other, while Fred is trying to figure out how to propose to Jackie.

147 :06x25 - Altar Egos

Jackie and Fred are both having hot and cold feet about walking down the aisle together.

148 :07x01 - Nine is Enough

Word gets out that Dan has shaved his armpits to treat a cyst. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred have disagreements about the baby sleeping in their bed.

149 :07x02 - Two for One

Jackie discovers that Darlene has been at a motel room, prompting Roseanne to assume that Darlene has been lying about her and David's love life.

150 :07x03 - Snoop Davey Dave

David attempts to keep Darlene from returning to college by telling Roseanne that she had been abusing drugs.

151 :07x04 - Girl Talk

Dan and his friends become estranged when they begin to go too far talking about their love lives.

152 :07x05 - Sleeper

David moves into DJ's room when the basement floods. Roseanne discovers that David has been having erotic dreams about her.

153 :07x06 - Skeleton in the Closet

Leon throws a Halloween party for his gay friends. Roseanne and Jackie suspect their mother wears a wig.

154 :07x07 - Follow the Son

DJ attempts to quit his job at The Landford Lunchbox. Darlene's new boyfriend Jimmy thinks David is coming on to him.

155 :07x08 - Punch and Jimmy

Jackie and Roseanne visit Darlene to meet her boyfriend Jimmy. Meanwhile, Dan teaches DJ self defense.

156 :07x09 - White Men Can't Kiss

Roseanne and Dan discover that DJ has dropped out of a school play, because he is required to kiss a black girl.

157 :07x10 - Thanksgiving '94

Roseanne gets big news on her pregnancy. Nana Mary is upset when Bev discusses the two abortion that her mother had.

158 :07x11 - Maybe Baby

Roseanne's pregnancy test comes back negative, but soon after another problem arises.

159 :07x12 - The Parenting Trap

Dan realizes DJ is having a puberty-related problem in school, and Mark gives a handy solution. Roseanne shares her growing up story with DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him running and screaming.

160 :07x13 - Rear Window

Unable to not stare, The Conner's notice a nudist couple has moved in next door.

161 :07x14 - My Name is Bev

Bev is sent to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, but Bev shows up at Roseanne's Super Bowl party where alcohol is being served.

162 :07x15 - Bed and Bored

Roseanne plays sick to get what she wants. Jackie and Bev fight over how well Bev parented years ago.

163 :07x16 - Sisters

Fred tells Jackie that he think DJ is coming over way to much. When Jackie tries to tell Roseanne which starts a fight between the two.

164 :07x17 - Lost Youth

David and Mark fight over a waitress. Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life is boring.

165 :07x18 - Single Married Female

Dan discovers that Jackie his cheating on Fred with another man.

166 :07x19 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)

Part a: In the past we meet a young Roseanne and Jackie as they visit Madame Zafta, to see their future, aka clips of the series.

Part b: Older Jackie and Adult DJ go to a psychaitrist and talk about the past, showing clips from the series.

167 :07x20 - The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)

It's after a taping of Roseanne, and our favorite Rosey is visited by the "TV Mom Welcome Wagon" (after 7 seasons). And end up remenescing about Roseanne! But is it good or is it bad? Who knows but with this episode, TV Moms Unite!!

168 :07x21 - Husbands and Wives

Roseanne won't mind her own business when Jackie and Fred split-up.

169 :07x22 - Happy Trailers

Becky and Mark move out of Roseanne's to a trailer park where a neighbor is there to greet them.

170 :07x23 - The Blaming of the Shrew

DJ gets a bossy new girlfriend. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their problems.

171 :07x24 - The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne suspects David is in love with someone other than Darlene.

172 :07x25 - Couch Potatoes

The Conner's become a Nielsen family, while Jackie and Fred decide to divorce.

173 :07x26 - Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Roseanne daydreams that the family is the cast of Gilligan's Island.

174 :08x01 - Shower the People You Love with Stuff

With Roseanne preparing to have a baby, and wanting to earn some extra money, she has Becky and Darlene throw her a baby shower. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene seem to be unable to get along.

175 :08x02 - Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie is upsest that Roseanne has been feeding her baby junk food. Dan realizes that DJ sees his father as always holding a can of beer.

176 :08x03 - Roseanne in the Hood

A competing restaurant moves in across the street from The Lunchbox.

177 :08x04 - The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan crash a strangers bar mitzvah to celebrate before the baby is born.

178 :08x05 - Halloween: the Final Chapter

A Ouija board sends a message to Roseanne about her baby.

179 :08x06 - The Fifties Show

Roseanne sees herself and the family in a 1950s sitcom,

180 :08x07 - The Getaway, Almost

Roseanne and Jackie become a Thelma & Louise like duo after shopping with baby Jerry.

181 :08x08 - The Last Thursday in November

DJ's class create their own Thanksgiving play which appalls the audience - but not the Conners. Roseanne invites a Native American family to their Thanksgiving diner.

182 :08x09 - Of Mice and Dan

Dan's old band come to Lanford, making Dan regret leaving it.

183 :08x10 - Direct to Video

Roseanne and the family shoot a video tape for baby Jerry. DJ discovers his parents never filled out his baby book.

184 :08x11 - December Bride

Roseanne plans a gay wedding for Leon and Scott.

185 :08x12 - The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Roseanne and Jackie get jobs of handing out samples at a local food mart which proves to be catastrophic.

186 :08x13 - The White Sheep of the Family

DJ receives $500 from his Great Aunt, while Dan and Roseanne receive a considerably less amount which they decide to spend on a family dinner.

187 :08x14 - Becky Howser, M.D.

188 :08x15 - Out of the Past

189 :08x16 - Construction Junction

190 :08x17 - We're Going to Disney World (1)

It's more than just an adventure when the Conner's show up to Disney world.

191 :08x18 - Disney World War II (2)

The Conner Clan visits Disney World.

192 :08x19 - Springtime for David

193 :08x20 - Another Mouth to Shut Up

194 :08x21 - Morning Becomes Obnoxious

195 :08x22 - Ballroom Blitz

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

196 :08x23 - The Wedding

Darlene's wedding turns into an abrupt disaster when Dan has a heart attack.

197 :08x24 - Heart & Soul

Emotions are haywire with the family worried about Dan's heart attack. Becky and Darlene have an emotional talk around the house, while Roseanne stays planted by Dan's side at the hospital.

198 :08x25 - Fights and Stuff

199 :09x01 - Call Waiting

200 :09x02 - Millions from Heaven

201 :09x03 - What a Day for a Daydream

Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams – and even some of her nightmares – coming true thanks to the lottery winnings. Some of her fantasies are played out in a glamourous photo shoot with Jackie

202 :09x04 - Honor Thy Mother

203 :09x05 - Someday My Prince Will Come

204 :09x06 - Pampered to a Pulp

Roseanne and Jackie visit a spa.

205 :09x07 - Satan, Darling

206 :09x08 - Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Rosie and the clan are invited to stay at the Wentworths, which turns their lives topsy turvy!.

207 :09x09 - Roseambo

When a bunch of woman-hating terrorists hijack a train, it's up to Roseanne to save the day.

208 :09x10 - Home is Where the Afghan Is

209 :09x11 - Mothers and Other Strangers

210 :09x12 - Home for the Holidays

211 :09x13 - Say It Ain't So

212 :09x14 - Hit the Road, Jack

213 :09x15 - The War Room

214 :09x16 - Lanford's Elite (1)

215 :09x17 - Some Enchanted Merger (2)

216 :09x18 - A Second Chance

217 :09x19 - The Miracle

Darlene gives birth to a premature baby and the doctors think that nothing can save her.

218 :09x20 - Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark go to a women's wrestling match where they become involved in the entertainment. DJ has an issue when his night with Heather goes further than he planned.

219 :09x21 - The Truth Be Told

220 :09x22 - Arsenic and Old Mom

Audrey has come back to lanford (last seen in "We Gather Together"), and well she's released and she's there to kill Dan!

221 :09x23 - Into That Good Night (1)

David and Darlene bring their new baby home while Roseanne helps plan their new living arrangement at the Conner house. The whole family gets together to look back on where they have come from and all the things they have been blessed with recently.

222 :09x24 - Into That Good Night (2)

With everybody welcoming home baby Harris, and Becky learning she is expecting one of her own, Roseanne sits back and narrates life the way it really was as to the way she saw it.