Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has brought is worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece will bring the best price.
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride to be leaves Lamont standing at the altar.
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going price.
Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of the free test offered by a Breathmoblie. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.
Fred's failure to pay his bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction. Very superstition about having coffins in the house, Fred decided to sleep in the back of the truck until they are sold.
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage to the widow Donna Harris. Lynn Hamilton Guest stars.
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both. Fred enraged to learn that Lamont brought the car, ends up in the hospital with amnesia.
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away. Not wanting to take any chances, Fred locks the find up in the safe.
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.
Fred gets that old feeling—not love...the numbers! He's sure he's dreamed up a winner, but Lamont refuses to let him place a bet.
After Fred has an accident in the pick-up truck, he decides he is suffering from whiplash and his friend Bubba convinces him he's is sitting on a gold mine. Don Bexley Guest stars.
Fred's cousin and his new bride visit from St. Louis with the idea of finding a husband for his cousin's new stepdaughter. When Fred learns there's a $10,000 dowry involved, he schemes to get Lamont marry her. Marguerite Ray and Albert Reed Guest stars.
Invited to dinner at the Sanford home, Fred's fiancee Donna brings along a patient who is in her care. The man, apparently a healthy specimen, makes it obvious he thinks of Donna as more than a nurse.
When Fred's attempt to have a hypnotist cure his toothache fails, Lamont insists that his "chicken" father go to the free clinic.
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to sock it-to him for every cent he's got, but Lamont won't believe him
Lamont and his friend Rollo scare off a burglar in the Sanford house, but he leaves something behind—a gun.
Fred is upset because his new neighbor is opening a competing junkyard; but he's beside himself when he learns the neighbor is Puerto Rican.
When Lamont brings home an antique gun, Fred pulls the trigger and is surprised to learn that the gun is loaded. The bullet fired careens through his neighbor's window with whom he just had an argument with.
Lamont seeks employment elsewhere, forcing Fred to find a new partner for the junk yard.
Fred's old flame Juanita brings her daughter Alice to dinner and its love at first sight for Lamont. When Lamont plans to marry Alice, Fred tries to convince his son not to.
Fred and Lamont find a bum in their yard and before they know it, the Sanfords are jumping to his every whim for fear he'll make good on his threat.
Fred invites both his fiancee Donna and a door-to-door saleslady to dinner on the same evening.
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car accident, Lamont and Fred decide to hire a housekeeper. When she arrives, Fred is aghast to learn she is white, and lazy.
Faced with more bills than they can pay, Fred and Lamont decide to give a neighborhood party and charge admission.
Fred spots Lena Horne's car in the parking lot while touring the NBC studios and sneaks away to meet "the first lady of his dreams."
Fred thinks Lamont's fascinations with Africa are Ludicrous, until he meets Olayia, a Nigerian women with definite ideas about parental respect.
Fred is shocked when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor, Julio.
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met. Lamont is shocked when he finds out that she is one of his old girlfriends.
Feeling jealous and neglected, Fred conjours up several ruses that will hopefully keep Lamont from spending so much time with Julio.
Fred is caught up in a series of frustrating situations when he becomes a resident of a senior citizens' home as Lamont plans to work and travel the world.
Lamont outsmarts himself when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode for only $20. It turns out that Lamont is a ploy for a con game.
A nine-year-old runaway worms his way into the Sanford yard and eventually into Fred's heart.
Fred Lamont and Rollo almost become stars in an x-rated movie until they are faced with the "naked" truth and the wrath of Aunt Esther.
Fred returns home unexpectedly and finds Lamont and drama coach Marilyn in the choking scene of Othello.
It's in the stars for Lamont in this zany astrological mix-up that involves his father and Aunt Esther.
Fred is witness to burglary at Julio's house, but he refuses to identify the burglars for the police.
Despite Fred's objections, Lamont and Rollo try to make big stars out of the singing trio "The Three Degrees."
Fred buys a "hot" television and gets into hot water. After Fred has made his purchase, his friend Grady visits the Sanford home and declares that the set is the one that was stolen from his house.
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly go to a gay bar. They are spotted by Fred's friend Bubba who tells Fred that Lamont is gay.
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto parts business and drive Fred to skid row. Fred thinks Lamont's new venture means his son is deserting their partnership.
It takes some doing to convince Fred to make his first airplane flight.
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to marry her, but Fred's family has other ideas.
Following the advice of his son Lamont, Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off, but he wants them back when he finds they are valued at $500.
Lamont buys Fred a pool table for a birthday gift and Fred's buddies turn the Sanford home into a pool hall.
Always trying to make a buck, Fred talks Lamont into letting Grady become a "paying boarder" in their home.
Disgusted at Aunt Esther endless rehashing of a friend's funeral, Fred and his cronies, Grady, Leroy, Skillet and Bubba plan a cheer-up party.
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Lamont gets a traffic ticket that he feels he does not deserve and Fred maneuvers himself into a position to be his son's lawyer, leaving Lamont in jeopardy.
Fred gets into a dispute with his neighbor Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Lamont checks Fred into the hospital for tests to see why he has four or five heart attacks every day.
Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls and without Fred.
The affections of a young lady become very painful for Lamont—he gets punched in the nose by a "big" rival. To help get his revenge, Lamont gives his all to Karate.
Grady sets involved in a case of mistaken identity with Betty Hairston who thinks she's engaged to him.
Grady who is still house-sitting for Fred, tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and social gatherings.
Esther kicks Woodrow out of their house and much to Grady's distress, Lamont gives his uncle permission to move in with them.
Determined to get Lamont to the altar, his latest girl Judy schemes to gain the support of his godfather Grady by making advances toward him.
Grady's cousin Emma gets an invitation to lodge at the Sanford home, triggering a plot to get her out.
Fred returns from a long trip only to find that he's spoiled a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned for him.
Lamont's Uncle George dies and bequeaths him $7,000—if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Fred puts his foot down between Grady and his finance when the bride to be announces that after their marriage, Grady will no longer be spending his evenings at the Sanford home.
Lamont may be in for a fight when he tries to change Fred's bigoted attitude toward other minorities.
Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a salesman job in a men's clothing store.
Greed gets in the way when a Japanese land development company offers to buy the Sanford house.
When Fred buys a horse with an impressive racing history in order to breed him and make millions, he fails to notice that the broken-down animal has been gelded.
Fred is determined to avoid a visit by his niece Elizabeth, the "spitting image" and namesake of his late wife.
Fred's anti-Puerto Rican attitude suddenly changes after Julio's nephew is the victim of discrimination in school.
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends a salad made with home-grown parsley.
Fred creates an idea of his own after Lamont's art-conscious friend Sandra takes the Sanfords on a tour of an art museum. Janee Michelle Guest stars.
To lie or not to lie? That is the question that Grady must answer when he receives too many Social Security checks.
Three proves to be a crowd when Lamont decides on a merger that would form one big "junkpire."
When Lamont invites his ex-convict friend to stay at the Sanford home, a most protective Grady steps in to defend the Sanford "treasures."
Fred and Lamont's friends pay a visit to the Sanford home to show off their new nightclub act.
To impress a politically minded girlfriend, Lamont sounds off about community problems on a local radio show and is subsequently talked into running for state assemblyman.
Fred, Grady and Bubba become television game show contestants on "Wheel and Deal" to try and win a birthday present for Lamont.
With the money that Lamont was going to use to repair the junk truck, Fred buys half ownership of professional boxer Junior Joe Louis.
Fred can't wait for his sister to come for a visit and introduce her new husband—but that's before he finds out the groom is white.
When a doctor can't find any physical reason for Lamont's headaches, he determines it must be psychological and sends him to psychiatrist.
To teach Lamont and his friends a painful lesson in gambling, Fred asks his professional gambler buddy to join one of the group's weekly games.
Much to Fred's dismay, Lamont has fallen for an "older" woman.
Fred's doctor has given him months—to pay his bill. But Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think the end is near and try to make Fred's last days happy by setting up a date with Lena Horne.
Grady moves out of Watts and into fashionable Westwood to live with his daughter, her husband and his children.
After several small earthquakes rock the Sanford home, Russian seismologists tell Fred it's only a matter of time until the "big one" hits.
After a battle with her husband, Esther takes refuge in the Sanford home.
Fred and Lamont learn that banking can be harmful to your health when their loan application is interrupted by a robbery.
As new landlords of an apartment house, Fred and Lamont have to be selective about their tenants.
Fred and Lamont are outraged when they see a new television series about a man, his son and their junk business.
The only way for Fred to get his white brother-in-law Rodney out of his house and his hair is to do something drastic—like go into show business.
Working on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters.
It's now or never for Fred when his girlfriend Donna receives a proposal from another man.
Fred attempts to transform the lowly Esther into an elegant lady in order to collect $500 from her husband.
After he discovers how well and how cheaply his Japanese friend can cook, Fred turns his living room into a Japanese Restaurant.
Fred feels he has to compete for Donna's romantic attention when a Senior Olympics champ tries to move in on his territory.
Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.
When Fred accidentally stumbles upon an attempted murder, the criminal tries to make it two victims for the price of one.
Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important—a supply of Whopper Choppers.
When a Sanford Arm's tenant can't come up with the rent, he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral.
While Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady.
Lamont figures the only way to cure Fred of being a "teleholic" is to hypnotize him into thinking that everytime he has the urge to turn on the set, the set will overheat.
Suspicious of Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend Janet, Fred feels an investigation is in order and transforms himself into the Watts version of Colombo.
When Fred and his friends start their own escort service, they learn there's much more to the dating business than meets the eye.
Fred is thrilled when Lamont announces his engagement until he learns that the couple doesn't want to live with him.
Everyone gets into the act when Fred and Lamont join the community activities and put on a play.
Fred is worried that his back problem will take the glory away from his walk to the podium as he is to be honored with the Watts Businessman-of-the-year Award.
Fred rehearses the story he'll tell his future grandchildren about his being a World War II hero—complete with a George C. Scott/Patton impersonation.
Fred and Lamont go camping and find themselves stranded in the forest.
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
Coincidentally, the Junkmen of America are having their annual convention in Hawaii as three professional jewel thieves are faced with the problem of finding someone to smuggle the gems out of Hawaii into Los Angeles.
Completely unaware that he is part of a robbery, Fred loses track of his friend's "package" and is chased by the crooks all over the island.
When Fred and Lamont are told there might be oil in their own backyard, they trust an Arab oil company representative to confirm the findings.
Fred falls for one of his tenants and can't understand her aloofness—until he discovers the "lady" is really a man on the run from police.
Fred is determined to impress Lamont's future mother-in-law by setting a new world's record and getting his name in the Guinness book.
Fred can't wait to try out the new promotion idea that he just bought from two "salesmen."
Fred is ecstatic when the Mayor selects him to represent Watts businessmen on a community relatives committee.
In a desperate attempt to persuade Lamont to stay with him in the junk business, Fred secretly borrows money from the bank to show his son that business is booming.
When a curious visitor arrives at the Sanford home and claims to have known Fred forty years ago, Fred's memory suddenly falters.
Esther has been trying to adopt a baby for quite some time and finally gets an appointment with the adoption agency.
Unaware that Lamont and Esther are trying to surprise him by sending out the furniture to be re-upholstered, Fred comes home early and thinks it's all been stolen.
Fred and Lamont become peacemakers when Esther finds that her newly adopted son doesn't believe in God and kicks him out of the house.
Fred, Lamont and Bubba perform a song and dance routine on Fred's favorite television program, "The Gong Show, " with plans of winning the grand prize.
Fred must decide if he should spend time with his accountant and complete his tax forms before the deadline or compete in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest.
Grady tries an ancient Oriental magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther without realizing the directions for releasing the locks are written in Chinese.
After being cured from a sudden loss of hearing, Fred is reluctant to give up the loving sympathy he's been getting from his girlfriend and decides to stay "deaf."
Lamont's future wife's ex-husband arrives with some earth-shattering news that could change the course of everyone's life.
To avoid taxes, Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church and appoints Bubba and Woody as officers.
Fred is fearful that his days are numbered after Esther delivers a crashing blow to his head with her Bible-laden purse.
An innocent shopping trip turns violent when a shady salesman refuses to grant a time payment plan to anyone over 65.
Fred embarks on a lucky gambling streak as he and Lamont need a quick $4,000 to buy the Sanford Arms.
Fred is so certain he is a descendant of a famous person that he pays a company $25 to trace his roots.
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner at Sanford home and may give the famous singer another reason to sing the blues. B.B. King Guest stars.
When Fred is caught spending a lot of time with Doris, a white school-teacher, everyone is sure he's only studying about the birds and bees.