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Sledge Hammer! :: To Sledge, with Love (01x06)
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| Title: | To Sledge, with Love |
| Episode #: | 01x06 |
| Production Number: | 108 |
| Original Airdate: | Friday October 31st, 1986 |
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Hammer has been personally requested to clean up a high school full of delinquents. At first he is reluctant to babysit, but soon believes he can turn the maggots into good citizens.
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Hammer: No one is against the law. Personally, the only kind of smoking I approve of comes from the barrel of a gun. | Trunk: Hammer, I'm talking about Lloyd H. Langrem Memorial High School.
Doreau: Oh, I've heard of Langrem High. When did it become Memorial?
Trunk: About ten minutes ago. | Doreau: Haven't they tried any alternatives? What about that Straighten Out program where convicts warn youths about prison life?
Trunk: They brought prisoners in to speak at the school last month. The kids aided them in making an escape. | Trunk: Now these animals are violent, destructive, they have no respect for authority.
Hammer: Don't worry, Captain, I won't be suckered in by their virtues. | Hammer: It's time you students got a little education. Now, I may not read a criminal his rights but at least i know how to read.
8 Track: Yeah, what's your favorite book?
Hammer: War and Peace. The first half. | 8 Track: Hey where's our regular teacher?
Hammer: He took an easier assignment. As a janitor at Chernobyl. | Hammer: Now that's the way you threaten someone, with good grammar. | Hammer: Hopeless? Yeah. Well, I knew another kid who was hopeless. He made it tough on everybody in school, he was a bully, so busy proving how tough he was he didn't care what he did to anyone. He ran the school ground, he disrupted the classrooms...
Doreau: And I suppose you took care of him?
Hammer: No. You see, that bully was me. But I learned a lesson. If someone gives these kids the proper guidance, they can do wrong for the right reasons! | Hammer: Look, let's just get right down to it. Now I got you guys pegged. You like shoving people around? You like driving crazy? Well why not get paid for it? Consider a career in law enforcement. |
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Title parodies To Sir, With Love (1967), starring Sidney Poitier as a teacher dealing with unruly students. |
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