Recap
Bob Kenny, the host of
The Million Dollar Question, meets with returning contestant Mel Jordan, who has won thirteen questions in a row. Hammer is watching at home as Kenny gives Mel the question, and successfully answers it for a new car. The next day Mel will be going for the million dollar prize on live TV. At the station, everyone is discussing the show and the fact no one has ever got to the million dollar question. Hammer is less than enthused about the idle chatter. Doreau points out that game shows are a popular form of entertainment but Hammer isn't impressed. Trunk sends them to investigate an automobile accident where the car went off a pier with a corpse inside. Doreau refuses to go until Hammer stops complaining about game shows and he reluctantly agrees...
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Episode Quotes
Hammer: The only game show on TV I like is Divorce Court, because they give away the best prize.
Doreau: Have you ever played Trivial Pursuit? That takes brains.
Hammer: Doreau, I am in pursuit of one thing, and that is justice. And that takes bullets.
Trunk: Hammer. There's been an automobile accident. I want you and Doreau to investigate.
Hammer: An automobile accident. Well call the auto club.
Trunk: An unlicensed vehicle went off the pier into the West River, Hammer.
Hammer: Well then call the auto club and Flipper.
Trunk: There is a dead body in the vehicle, Hammer.
Hammer: Why do you always save the best for last?
Hammer: You know, I never heard of a drunken driver who drowned in the drink and never drank.
Doreau: Hard to believe.
Hammer: Also hard to say.
Kenny: You know, Inspector, in this business we call a show, contestants come and go, but Mel just wasn't a first name on a cheap tag. No, he had a last name too. What the hell was it?
Doreau: Oh, Hammer, you're so paranoid. Every death isn't a murder.
Hammer: Hey, I'm an optimist.
Coroner Norman Blates:: Coroner's office.
Hammer: Norman, hi, this is Sledge Hammer.
Coroner Norman Blates:: Oh, hi, Sledge Hammer. A bunch of bodies came in, but there's no jackets or shoes your size.
Kenny: Look, uh, Inspector, you're not just the type for television.
Hammer: Well what do you mean? Me and my gun are billed as regulars on the local news.
Pinski: Can I get you some fresh coffee?
Kenny: No. Your coffee-making days are over. Make me a coffee cake.
Kenny: Go to heck, cop.
Hammer: "Go to heck"?
Kenny: You can't say "Hell" on television.