Trunk: I sent Hammer home early and I got rid of every scrap of paper with Hammer's name on it. That guy won't even know Hammer exists. I wish I could say the same.
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Hammer: Did I hear the magic word, "Force"?
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Perkins: Captain, I'd like to see Inspector Hammer's files, please.
Trunk: Doreau?
Doreau: Yes?
Trunk: Get the wheelbarrow.
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Ricky: This is all so exciting. I can't believe I'm actually here. I've never even fired a gun before.
Hammer: Yeah, I used to be like you once. Then I entered first grade.
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Perkins: Look at this. You ran a counterfeiter through his own printing press. He was almost killed.
Hammer: Yeah, but he looked like a million bucks.
Perkins: You have violated 25 of the 26 Amendments to the Constitution.
Hammer: I missed one?
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Mayjoy: What's the matter with him?
Hammer: He's a bleeding-heart liberal creep, but other than that he's okay.
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Trunk: Hammer, that's a good idea. But you thought of it.
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Hammer: Now listen up. We still have three bullets left.
Doreau: How are you going to kill hundreds of cultists with three bullets?
Hammer: I'm going to need a couple of lucky ricochets.
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Hammer: Will you stop with that plan? I do not give into the demands of criminals. Except for this one crook who liked getting beat up.
Perkins: How did a sadist like you ever become inspector?
Hammer: I got demoted.
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Trunk: I have a flare gun in my desk drawer.
Hammer: Why do you have a flare gun in your office desk drawer?
Trunk: In case I ever use it on you.
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Perkins: All right, so you've got your precious flare gun Now who's going to the roof to fire it?
Trunk: That's a suicide mission. Hammer, you go!
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Hammer: And now, it's Hammer time!
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Hammer: Where'd you learn to do that?
Perkins: The police handbook. You should try reading it sometime.
Hammer: I'm waiting for the movie to come out.
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