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Son of the Beach
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29 :03x01 - Penetration Island (Jun/18/2002)
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Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Tex Finklestein, Kaya Wittenburg as Reality Man, Mark L. Walberg as Himself, Emilio Rivera as Dirty Sanchez, Gervase Peterson as Himself, Valerie Penso as Island Girl, Bill Maher as Himself, Jenna Lewis as Reality Woman, Chris Kennedy (1) as Colin Hunter, Adam Carolla as The Host, Iva Hasperger as Myna Penetration, Richard Hatch (2) as Himself, Susan Hawk as Unknown, Jim Jackman (1) as Yippie, Roy Jenkins as Tex Double
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: David Morgasen, Timothy Stack, James R. Stein
 
31 :03x02 - Saturday Night Queefer (Jun/25/2002)
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Guest Stars: Rick Marotta (1) as Tony Manure, The Squee-kees as Themselves, Chuck Pacheco as DJ Host, Marc Lynn as Cal Manure, Jim Jackman (1) as Yippie, David Arquette as Johnny Queefer
Director: Scott McAboy
Story: David Arquette | Teleplay: James R. Stein, Timothy Stack, David Morgasen
 
32 :03x03 - In the Line of Booty (Jul/02/2002)
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Guest Stars: C. Tyson Garner as Dancer, Troy Cornett as Dancer, Tawfiq Akhir as Dancer, Smalls as Larry "Biggy" Little, Robert Stephen Ryan (4) as Professor Milosevic, Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl, Maria Quiban as Reporter, C. Thomas Howell as Father Jason Dudikoff, Staci Francis (1) as Cleo Taurus, James Black (1) as Busta Hyman
Director: Scott McAboy
Writer: Kenneth Braun (1)
 
33 :03x04 - Three Days of the Condom (Jul/09/2002)
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Guest Stars: Chip Zien as Larry Big, Jimmie Walker as Uncle Ben, Robert Stephen Ryan (4) as Professor Milosevic, Gloria Payne as Snatch Johnson, Johnny Messner as Handsome Guy, Joanna Krupa as Hot Girl, William Katt as Congressman George Bukaki, Charles Napier as Charles Foster Brooks
Director: Arthur Borman
Writer: Reid Harrison
 
34 :03x05 - Witness for the Prostitution (Jul/16/2002)
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Guest Stars: Kristin Herold as Tiffany, Cerina Vincent as Mandy, Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen, Jack Riley as Chappy, Rance Howard as Unknown, Morgan Brittany as Kimberlee's Mother, Billy Beck (1) as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: Allison Gallant, Mira Handman
 
35 :03x06 - The Gay Team (Jul/23/2002)
Heinous Anus uses a machine to capture boys off of the Malibu Adjacent beach and take them to an alternate dimension.
Guest Stars: Alan Thicke as Captain "Buck" Enteneille, Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl, Mark Harris (1) as Gaybraham Lincoln, Randy Hall (1) as Agent McHale, Michael DeVorzon as Young Man, RuPaul as Heinous Anus, Billy Beck (1) as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos, Angelica Bridges as Areola
Director: Scott McAboy
Writer: Neal Boushell, Sam O'Neal
 
36 :03x07 - You Only Come Once (Jul/30/2002)
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Guest Stars: Toru M. Tanaka, Jr. as Handjive, T. V. Blake as Gruyere, Pam Trotter as Provalone, Frank Sinatra, Jr. (1) as Notorious Stinkfinger, Gloria Gifford as Okra Lee Gifford, Rick Garia as Casino Dealer, Enya Flack as Velveeta, Michael Ensign as "F"
Director: Jack Murray (2)
Writer: Joe Port, Joe Wiseman
 
37 :03x08 - Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (Aug/06/2002)
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Guest Stars: Jack Riley as Chappy, Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl, Robert Stephen Ryan (4) as Professor Milosevic, Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen, Musetta Vander as Nutragena, Jim Jackman (1) as Yippie, Rib Hillis as Digger Gooseberry, Gilbert Gottfried as Noccus Johnstein, Jake Fritz as Little Boy, Sydney Colston as Mercury Lincoln, Robert Beuth as Town Crier, Max Baker as Englishman
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: James R. Stein, David Morgasen, Timothy Stack
 
38 :03x09 - Godfather Knows Best (Aug/13/2002)
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Guest Stars: Melanie Walker as Cigarette Girl, Randall Tamayei as Judge Speedo, Vincent Pastore as Vince Fellachio, Rick K. Kleber as Morbidly Obese Frankie, Maureen McCormick as Mrs. Strawther
Director: Scott McAboy
Writer: David DiPietro (1), Paul Ciancarelli
 
39 :03x10 - Empty the Dragon (Aug/20/2002)
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Guest Stars: Hiroshi Sakata as Photographer #1, Stacy Joe Miyake as Nokia, Keli'i as Grandson, Ken Takemoto as Professor Taykakaka, George Takei as Grandfather, Lynne Marie Stewart as Binaka, Susie Park as Binaka, Daran Norris as Karaoke Emcee, David Morgasen as Prof. Taykakaka/Non-Sync Notch, Fabio as Himself, Tim Herzog as Zig, Preston James Hillier as Guy #1, Dana Lee as General Toumalou, Rex Lee as Bellboy, Lydia Look as Madam
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: Mark Amato
 
40 :03x11 - The Long Hot Johnson (Aug/27/2002)
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Guest Stars: Cathy Shambley as Nurse, Robert R. Shafer as Main Crony, Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy, Nate Reese as Congregant, Mickey Jones (1) as Vernon, Deborah Harmon as Pussy Willow, Gary Coleman as Saltine Cracker, Billy Beck (1) as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos, Harry Anderson as Bull Cracker, Leslie Jordan as Jordan
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: Patrick Stack, Kal Zurnamer
 
41 :03x12 - Taco Lips Now (1) (Sep/17/2002)
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Guest Stars: Cathy Shambley as Nurse, Patrick Stack as Jury Forman, Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen, Jim Wise as Agent #1, Robert Stephen Ryan (4) as Professor Milosevic, David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic, Tsuyoshi Abe as Asian Man, Kathy Benton as Balliff, Lisa Inouye as Vietnamese Woman, Stephen Mendillo as Judge Howard Doody, Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze, Victor Licas as Asian Carney Man, Mark Hamill as The Divine Rod, Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson, Jack Riley as Chappy, Wendy Goldman as Lawyer, Bob Amaral as Dominic Barbarella, Billy Beck (1) as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos, Roy Jenkins as INS Agent, Candace Kita (2) as Reporter, Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr.
Writer: James R. Stein, Timothy Stack, David Morgasen
 
42 :03x13 - Jailhouse Notch (2) (Sep/24/2002)
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Guest Stars: Tyler Mane as Adolf Manson, Stephen Mendillo as Judge Howard Doody, Jack Riley as Chappy, Patrick Stack as Jury Forman, Dan Tullis, Jr. as Prison Guard, Anson Williams as Warden Jack Beatty, Robert Donavan as Guard, Bill MacDonald (5) as Reporter, Barry Livingston as Eric, Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze, Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson, Bob Amaral as Dominic Barbarella, Scott Berman as Greasy Guy, Christopher Darden as Himself, James Gleason (1) as Irish Priest, Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr.
Director: Scott McAboy
Writer: David DiPietro (1), Paul Ciancarelli
 
43 :03x14 - Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) (Oct/01/2002)
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Guest Stars: David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic, Patrick T. O'Brien (6) as Chip's Poopie, Jack Riley as Chappy, Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy, Robert Stephen Ryan (4) as Professor Milosevic, Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen, Jon Lovitz as Father of B.J.'s Baby, Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr., Deborah Lee Hall (1) as Chip's Mootie, James Gleason (1) as Irish Priest, Candace Kita (2) as Reporter, Scott Berman as Greasy Guy, Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson, Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze, Shannon Welles as Nun
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: Paul Ciancarelli, David DiPietro (1), James R. Stein, David Morgasen, Timothy Stack
 
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