Carl: Benson and O’Malley need me to do a job. And after that I have a date with destiny.
Carl: Yeah, she works the midnight to three shift at “Girls Girls Girls.”
Nicholas: Would you get back in the car?
Carl: Try asking nicely.
Nicholas: Please get back in the car or I’ll beat you senseless.
Carl: We wouldn’t want you break a sweat, now would we?
Carl: Since joining Special Unit 2, you ever take a step back and realize “You're out here on a stakeout with a gnome”? That it’s kind of ridiculous?
Kate: Sometimes, yeah. Why do you ask?
Carl: Because that’s how I feel when I’m on a stakeout with a human.
Kate: Thanks, Carl.
Carl: I’m saying, it’s all relative.