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Season 1

1 :01x01 - Pilot

Sep/23/1999
Phobic book editor Henry McNeely is paired with eccentric horror author Ian Stark. After enduring a series of Ian's practical jokes, Henry feels that it's a match made in Hell, but once he becomes captivated by Ian's new manuscript, he decides to stay on.
Guest Stars: Harriet Sansom Harris as Audrey Radford | Stanley DeSantis as Jonathan Dalton
Director: James Burrows
Songs: Tony Shalhoub -- Vehicle

2 :01x02 - The Man Who Knew Too Much

Sep/30/1999
When Ian learns that Henry has a girlfriend, he goes out of his way to use her to pull a prank... but it results in Ian learning more than he wanted to know about Henry's sex life.
Guest Stars: Dorie Barton as Tess Farraday | Kellie Waymire as Tess | Jay Harik as Clerk | R. Martin Klein (1) as Bar Customer
Director: Ted Wass

3 :01x03 - Sometimes a Fritter Is Just a Fritter

Oct/07/1999
After Ian changes a character's name in his latest novel to Renska, Henry learns that this is the name of a waitress in the diner that Ian frequents. Under the misapprehension that Ian's in love with her, Henry decides to meddle. Meanwhile, Jake takes Maddie's place at school and fills out a teacher evaluation that leads her professor to think that Maddie's hot for him.
Guest Stars: Craig Cady as Waiter | Sabrina Boudot as Renska | Victor Raider-Wexler as Nicholas (Renska's Father) | John Vickery as Professor Forrest St. James | Dorie Barton as Tess Farraday | Marilyn Child as Anna (Renska's Mother)
Director: Ted Wass

4 :01x04 - Four Colds and a Funeral

Oct/14/1999
When children's author Professor Huggles dies from complications brought on by the common cold, Henry thinks he's a murderer, so his guilt manifests itself in nightmares where he's being attacked by Huggles's famous character, Kyle the Kite.
Guest Stars: Paul Parducci as Construction Worker | Madison Eginton as Ellen | Lorna Raver as Phyllis Bleck | Jeremiah Morris as Professor Huggles (Thomas Bleck) | Harriet Sansom Harris as Audrey Radford
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Eric Zicklin

5 :01x05 - The Lyin' King

Oct/21/1999
On Halloween, Ian orchestrates a prank to help Henry even the score with a cousin who taunted him as a child. Meanwhile Jake convinces Maddie that the Quasimodo she's been flirting with in the bar may be an actual hunchback.
Guest Stars: Edward Luhn as Guy at Bar | Christopher Riccio as Young Henry | Anastasia Emmons as Young Lori | Rob Moore (5) as Bob (Igor) | Margaret Welsh as Lori
Director: Gail Mancuso

6 :01x06 - Fish out of Water

Nov/04/1999
To ensure that Ian arrives at her dinner party, Audrey invites Henry and Tess. Complications arise when Tess takes ill, so Maddie fills in for her... but the situation worsens when Ian slips Audrey's husband's prized fish into Henry's water glass.
Guest Stars: Harriet Sansom Harris as Audrey Radford | Chris Sarandon as Caesar Radford | Tim Conlon as Danny Lukor | Millicent Martin as Katie Randall | Anthony Montgomery as Waiter
Director: Ted Wass

7 :01x07 - Engaged to Be Engaged

Nov/11/1999
Henry and Tess are mocked by their friends when they become "engaged to be engaged." But their engagement is jeopardized when Ian's latest practical joke goes awry and Tess finds a hungover Henry in bed with Maddie. Meanwhile Jake uses Edgar, Ian's dog, to pick up women.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Gayle Abrams

8 :01x08 - The Stalker

Nov/18/1999
When obsessed fan "Rattlesnake Rod" shows up at one of Ian's book signings, Ian takes a liking to his new found stalker. Henry, however, quickly comes to find that Rod is out to get him. Meanwhile, Maddie admits that she never read Ian's novel and Jake earns cash by selling off Ian's possessions.
Guest Stars: Paul Greenberg (1) as Yuppie at book signing | Steven Weber as "Rattlesnake" Rod Dubelco | Larry Joe Campbell as Man in Elevator
Director: Ken Levine

9 :01x09 - The Dance

Dec/02/1999
Henry's spending late nights working with Ian, leaving Tess feeling ignored, so when Ian reveals that he has to learn to dance for his niece's wedding, Tess encourages Maddie to give him lessons... and she also convinces Maddie and Ian that they're in love with one another.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Songs: Kipp Lennon -- I Could Write a Book, Jim Gilstrap -- Let's Get It On

10 :01x10 - Coffin to Go

Dec/09/1999
Ian buys a coffin to use as a "conversation piece" in his apartment. Complications arise when the coffin's delivered... with a corpse inside. Meanwhile, Henry tries to ensure that Ian makes it to the TV studio in time to tape an interview with Charlie Rose.
Guest Stars: Valerie Curtin as Ms. Helen Underhill | Johnny O'Neil as Jack, the Corpse
Director: Ted Wass

11 :01x11 - Christmas Cheerleader

Dec/16/1999
Tess crashes Ian's Christmas party but soon wishes that she hadn't. Meanwhile Jake plans to look up the father who abandoned him; and Maddie prepares for a blind date that her father set her up on.
Guest Stars: Tony Cox (1) as Goldie | Michael Auteri as Phyllis | Gretchen Wyler as Miss Lois Bickford | George DelHoyo as Vince
Director: Michael Lembeck

12 :01x12 - The Crush

Jan/06/2000
When Henry catches Ian gawking at pretty bar patron Katherine Yates, he encourages Ian to write her a love letter. But a case of mistaken identity lands Kitt in bed with Jake.
Guest Stars: Dina Waters as Katherine "Kitt" Yates
Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Eric Zicklin

13 :01x13 - My Bodyguard (a.k.a. Guarding Tess)

Jan/13/2000
Tess becomes enamored with Ian after he attacks a mugger. To deflect her adoration away from himself, Ian hires a friend of Jake's to pose as a mugger in hopes that Henry will punch him in front of Tess. Meanwhile Maddie enlists Jake to pose as her boyfriend to scare off men who hit on her in the bar; and Henry becomes increasingly annoyed by an obnoxious coworker.
Guest Stars: Dan Gerrity as Mugger | Jack Brewer (1) as Kevin | Loren Lazerine as Rory | J.P. Manoux as Lewis | Jamie Kennedy as Doobs
Director: Steven Levitan
Writer: Gayle Abrams

14 :01x14 - The Hypnotist

Feb/03/2000
Ian hypnotizes Maddie to like seafood, but finds that Jake and Tess were so open to the power of hypnosis that they fall under his spell as well. For fun, as well as to prove to Henry that hypnosis really does work, Ian makes Jake and Tess believe that they are Romeo and Juliet... but the joke's on him when the newly christened Romeo and Juliet wind up on the loose in New York City.
Guest Stars: Freddie Roman as Himself | Jack Carter as Himself | John DiResta as Tess's Neighbor | Jackie Gayle as Himself
Director: Michael Lembeck

15 :01x15 - Therapy

Mar/02/2000
As research for his latest novel, Ian books a session at couples therapy with Henry. But when the therapist asks for a moment alone with Ian, Henry becomes obsessed about the details of the private conversation -- so Ian lies and says that the therapist diagnosed Henry with paranoia. Meanwhile, Maddie lets the new guy at the bar do all of her work.
Guest Stars: Delisa Sexton as Wife | Craig Zimmerman as Scott | John Putch as Husband | Daphne Zuniga as Dr. Anne Russo
Director: Sheldon Epps
Writer: Eric Zicklin

16 :01x16 - Secrets and Lies

Mar/09/2000
When Pryce, a Yale student, arrives to write an article about Henry for the alumni journal, it quickly becomes clear that the focus of the article isn't Henry but Ian, who's been harboring an embarrassing secret about his past. Meanwhile Maddie lusts after Pryce; and Jake receives a box full of his childhood possessions.
Guest Stars: Nick Cornish as Pryce Whitman
Director: David Lee
Songs: The Citrus College Singers -- I'm So Excited

17 :01x17 - The Grade

Mar/16/2000
Maddie enlists her friends help while writing an analysis of Ian's novel, Below Ground, for her college class. But when she receives a "B" on the paper, Ian confronts the professor in hopes of getting her a better grade. Meanwhile Jake is embarrassed to be seen wearing the necklace that his girlfriend bought him; and Henry develops a "lateral lisp" while lying to Tess about an encounter with an ex-girlfriend.
Guest Stars: Dina Waters as Katherine "Kitt" Yates | Kelsey Grammer as Professor Tuttle
Director: Steven Levitan

18 :01x18 - The Pigeon

Jul/13/2000
Tess wrangles an invitation for Ian to meet his idol, reclusive author Terrance Sterling, but Ian's big day is jeopardized by a pigeon that began stalking him after he accidentally knocked its nest full of eggs off of the balcony. Meanwhile Henry becomes fixated when he discovers that Mr. Sterling's daughter has a crush on Tess; and Maddie decides to keep an expensive sweater that was delivered to her by mistake.
Guest Stars: Lynn Tufeld as Maid | Frances Conroy as Beverly Rose | Wes Craven as Terrance Sterling | Kim Rhodes as Brooke (Sterling)
Director: Sheldon Epps

19 :01x19 - He's Gotta Have It

Unaired
Henry throws Tess a birthday party and invites her sister, Brittany -- not knowing that Tess hates her. But the party is further ruined when Brittany begins having an affair with Ian.
Guest Stars: Andrea Bendewald as Brittany Farraday | Molly Weber as Claire | Andrea Savage as Missy
Director: Joyce Gittlin

20 :01x20 - Dog Gone

Unaired
While dogsitting, Henry loses Edgar. But when Edgar is found in the clutches of a TV chef, Ian's ownership of the mutt is questioned.
Guest Stars: Stephanie Faracy as Elizabeth Daryl
Director: Gail Mancuso

21 :01x21 - The Psychic

Unaired
A psychic building doorman has wonderful predictions for everyone -- except Henry.
Guest Stars: Marcelo Tubert as Mr. Singh
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Dana Gould

22 :01x22 - The Big Finish

Unaired
Ian finally finishes his second novel but, thinking that it sucks, he decides not to submit it to Audrey for publication. Henry submits it behind Ian's back, and soon everyone is trying to retrieve the manuscript from Audrey's clutches.
Guest Stars: Harriet Sansom Harris as Audrey Radford | Chris Sarandon as Caesar Radford | David Noroña as Bruno
Director: Robert H. Egan
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: NBC ( USA)
Airs: Thursdays at 09:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 23, 1999
Ended: July 13, 2000
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