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Stark Raving Mad :: Four Colds and a Funeral (01x04)
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| Title: | Four Colds and a Funeral |
| Episode #: | 01x04 |
| Production Number: | 1ADM05 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday October 14th, 1999 |
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When children's author Professor Huggles dies from complications brought on by the common cold, Henry thinks he's a murderer, so his guilt manifests itself in nightmares where he's being attacked by Huggles's famous character, Kyle the Kite.
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Tess: Jennifer's boyfriend used to say "Robert" in his sleep... and now he sleeps with Robert! | Henry: Why would he go all the way back to the warehouse?
Ian: Because he wants to get caught. That's what killers do. You know that -- you're a killer. | Ian: Good God, Henry! If you'd ever been in the army, your own men woulda held you down and dry-shaved you! | Ian: I thought we ordered chicken wings.
Maddie: Wings are for when you're drunk. Soup is for when you're sick.
Jake: That's what my mom used to say. Boy, she loved her wings! | Maddie: Didn't your mother ever comfort you when you were sick?
Henry: Yeah, of course. She was very loving. She used to sing to me over the intercom. | Henry: I'm going to go and read these pages in a more hygienic setting... like the bathroom of a Greyhound Bus. | Audrey: While other publishers are lunching with Mailer an Updike, I'll be debating whether a toaster would actually say, "I've got bread in my head." | Henry: Audrey, could I come along to lunch? I would love to meet the man who wrote Ants in France Wear Pants When They Dance.
Audrey: Good, because I'd love to drink and drink 'til I can't think. | Phyllis: So how about that check?
Audrey: Yes, why cloud the moment with warmth and civility? | Ian: You hugged the world's greatest children's author to death!
Henry: I didn't kill anybody.
Ian: You didn't use a gun or knife but surely, sir, you took his life. | Ian: If you hadn't let him get so near ya, he wouldn't have died from your bacteria. | Ian: No one's denied the man has died. His death is surely bonafide. But you must confide, he wouldn't have died if you hadn't committed homicide. | Audrey: I'm never gonna get that advance check back!
Henry: Audrey, this really isn't the day to be thinking about money.
Audrey: Tell that to the widow Huggles -- she cashed the damn thing this morning.
Henry: The day of her husband's funeral?
Audrey: You should have seen that line of cars with their lights on outside the bank! |
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Obviously, Professor Huggles was Stark's stab at Dr. Seuss. | Phyllis Bleck says of her husband, Thomas (aka Professor Huggles), "He's 'Bleck,' like me." This is a play on words referring to the famous novel, Black Like Me by John Howard Griffin. |
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