Henry: Hey, I've been tryin' to call you all afternoon. What's wrong with your phone?
Ian: It keeps ringing.
Henry: It stops ringing when you answer it.
Ian: Also when you smash it with a hammer.
Cesar: I hope everybody like hot cheese.
Henry: Wow, it's flaming!
Ian: Yeah, and the cheese is on fire.
Henry: I am going to be blacklisted thanks to you and your fish shenanigans.
Ian: Shenanigans? Well just come out and say it, Henry, you think I'm a hooligan, don't ya? Up to some tomfoolery.
Maddie: Hey, if we don't get this fish back to the tank in another couple of minutes, we might as well just get it to a cracker.
Ian: Where have you been? I just pretended to choke on an oyster for you, then Audrey ran over and gave me a Heimlich maneuver -- from the front!