Frank: I'm telling you, Mark, you guys play the way you did today at practice and you are a lock for a championship.
Mark: Wildcats will prevail!
Carol: Oh I just can't wait to go to your championship game, sweety pie.
Mark: Mom there are no sweety pies in basketball.
Carol: That's what makes you so special.
Mark: Frank she's killing me.
Carol: I wanna get there early so I can get a really great seat.
Frank: Well, honey, Mark and I have been talking and we thought it'd be best, just for the championship game, maybe you sat a little farther away from the court.
Carol: Like where?
Frank: Like here!
Dana: Well if you thought the opera was fun wait till next week, we are going to the ballet.
JT: Ten bucks says it's the nutcracker.
(Rich demands Dana fix him a sandwich)
Dana: Rich, I'll tell you what. You wait here, when you see a pig come flying through the room I'll be back with your sandwich.
Jean-Luc: She's a dead man.
Frank: That no good two-timing pig dog. He said he wanted to go out with JT and do guy things.
Frank: He's cheating on you. That is a guy thing.
Murphy Brown: Rich figured Dana would be home watching this series. Starring Candace Bergen and running from 1988 to 1998 on CBS.
Ken and Barbie: The names of Rich and Dana's dance partners at the party. Famous for being the toy every girl wants.
Martha Stewart: Rich accuses Dana of being her. The worlds most famous home maker and cultural icon.
Adolf Hitler: Another person that Rich accused Dana of being.