Sam: What we're going to do on this car is adjust the carburetor.
JT: That sounds pretty complicated. What do we have to do? Turn the crank case? Overhaul the tranny? Drop the engine?
Sam: No, turn this little screw.
JT: Any idiot can do that.
Sam: We're about to find out.
(Sam opens the car trunk to find JT inside)
Dana: Man I thought I was a goner. I haven't been that out of breath since you lost your bikini top at that water slide.
Dana: (to JT) You're broke again? What happened to your job at the lumber yard?
JT: Let's just say those forklifts are a lot trickier to operate than they look.
Rich: Dude that is the fourth job you've lost this month.
JT: Third, you can't count that incident at the zoo. Who knew monkey's couldn't chew gum.