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Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital: Shoulda Stood In Bed

Doom foreshadows the hospital as secrets of its tragic past unfold; predictions of a mighty temblor loom; and anguished spirits summon Sally to plan a seance.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x12
Production Number: 112
Airdate: Thursday July 08th, 2004

Director: Craig R. Baxley
Writer: Stephen King

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Guest Stars
Alex Zahara
As Sol Tarus
Benjamin Ratner
As Ollie
Bill Meilen
As Dr. Egas Gottreich / Klaus Gottriech
Daniel Quentin Rebert
As Puppeteer
Gerard Plunkett
As Dr. Richard Shwartzton
Norman Armour
As Myron Overdick
Ty Olsson
As Danny
Zak Santiago
As Dr. Sonny Gupta
Adam Henderson
As Mack Saplinger
Beverley Elliott
As Brick Bannerman
Bruce Harwood
As Fred Beagle
Janet Wright
As Liz Hinton
Neil Maffin
As Limo Driver
Paul Perri
As Frank Schweigen

Andrew Geller
voiced Recap Announcer
Main Cast
Andrew McCarthy
As Dr. Hook
Bruce Davison
As Dr. Stegman
Meagen Fay
As Dr. Brenda Abelson
Ed Begley, Jr.
As Dr. Jesse James
Jamie Harrold
As Dr. Elmer Traff
Sherry Miller
As Dr. Lona Massingale
Allison Hossack
As Dr. Christine Draper
William Wise (1)
As Dr. Louis Traff
Lena Georgas
As Nurse Carrie von Trier
Brandon Bauer
As Abel Lyon
Jennifer Cunningham
As Christa Mendelson
Julian Richings
As Otto, Blondi
Del Pentecost
As Bobby Druse
Diane Ladd
As Sally Druse
Jack Coleman
As Peter Rickman
Suki Kaiser
As Natalie Rickman
Jodelle Micah Ferland
As Mary Jensen
Kett Turton
As Paul Morlock, Antubis
Episode Quotes
Narrator: Our time at Kingdom Hospital is almost at an end. Some will live. Some will die. Will you join us for one more visit?

Elmer: 37 left…24 right… 36… left… The approximate measurements of my beloved, if you'd like to know.
Blondi: Big whoop.

Blondi: Hey, buddy. Psst. Try 37 left, 24 right, 36 left, then back to zero. Humans have very weird dimensions.

Dr. Abelson: Hook, is this you?
Dr. Stegman: Yes, maybe it Hook. Maybe it is. Has Hook ever had his hands on those twin dirigibles, breasts of yours? Has he ever had his hands on those Holstein buttocks of yours? Has he ever called you Sugar Pumpkin?

Dr. Abelson: You're not coming to Salem with me, are you?
Dr. Stegman: Well, I might meet you in Hell, but Salem, never! Never, you cow! You fat cow! You pelvis-equipped moving van! You're an idiot!

Limo Driver: Dr. Abelson, what should I do with your luggage?
Dr. Abelson: Page Dr. Stegman. When he arrives, bend him over the hood of his car and stick it up his fat butt, piece by piece.

Dr. Hook: Mary, you're doing this, aren't you? Disturbing the Swedenborgian flow, whatever that is. Look, if you can't help it, how can you stop it? How can we stop it?

Gottreich: Here they store what came before, pain and suffering from days of yore. Before and after, tears and laughter, after comes before, before comes after. Past and future and then, hereafter. The naked and the dead, the young and the old, their stories end here, their tales untold. Here sickness and death have left their pages, written in blood for all the ages. Someday, your story will be here, too.

Paul: Don't worry, God will take care of us. Or...
Carrie: Or?
Paul: He won't.

Christa: Now bright gold leaves turn brown and sere, this is the turning of the year.
Abel: Now the days grow dim and low, next there comes the sleet and snow.
Christa: How long before the earth shakes hard enough to destroy the hospital?
Abel: Unless something stops it, or someone, it will happen tonight. Much will happen first. For some, this will be a good day. A very good day, for some.
Christa: Some will find what has been lost.
Abel: And some are still seeking. Some will have a good day, but others, some will have a bad day.
Christa: A no-good day.
Abel and Christa: A terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day.

Warning: Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital season 1 episode 12 guide may contain spoilers
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