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The George Carlin Show Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - When Unexpected Things Happen to George

First aired: Jan/16/1994
Director: Sam Simon

A bet with a rich doctor wins George a dog.

2 :01x02 - George Sees an Airplane

First aired: Jan/23/1994
Writer: Sam Simon
Director: Sam Simon

George has trouble convincing others that he has seen a real UFO.

3 :01x03 - George Goes on a Date (1)

First aired: Feb/06/1994

George is nervous about his first date in 8 years after asking pet store owner Kathleen to dinner.

4 :01x04 - George Goes on a Date (2)

First aired: Feb/13/1994

George's date with Kathleen is disrupted when his dog disappears.

5 :01x05 - George Helps Sydney

First aired: Feb/20/1994

George convinces Sydney that she should audition for a modeling job, but then breaks her nose while playing pool.

6 :01x06 - George Expresses Himself

First aired: Feb/27/1994
Writer: George Carlin

George appears on TV to respond about a news report of the stereotypical cab driver.

7 :01x07 - George Gets Some Money

First aired: Mar/06/1994

8 :01x08 - George Destroys a Way of Life

First aired: Mar/20/1994

9 :01x09 - George Loses His Thermos

First aired: Mar/27/1994

George angers his friends at the bar after accusing them of stealing his Thermos.

10 :01x10 - George Digs Rock 'n' Roll Music

First aired: Apr/10/1994

11 :01x11 - George Speaks His Mind

First aired: Apr/24/1994

12 :01x12 - George Looks Down the Wrong End of a .38

First aired: May/01/1994

A criminal steps into George's cab.

13 :01x13 - George Plays a Mean Pinball

First aired: May/08/1994

Kathleen is angered after George comments that women are inferior to men. Harry awaits a $10,000 payment from Neal.

14 :01x14 - George Lifts the Holy Spirit

First aired: May/15/1994

George helps return a statue of Jesus that Harry inadvertently stole.

15 :02x01 - George Gets a Big Surprise

First aired: Oct/16/1994

16 :02x02 - George Runs Into an Old Friend

First aired: Oct/23/1994

George turns highly paranoid while trying to get rid of a found bag of pot.

17 :02x03 - George Goes Too Far

First aired: Oct/30/1994

George is caught overcharging a blind man who just happens to be an undercover newsman.

18 :02x04 - George Gets Hoist By His Own Petard

First aired: Nov/06/1994

19 :02x05 - George Pulls the Plug

First aired: Nov/13/1994

20 :02x06 - George Gets Caught in the Middle

First aired: Nov/27/1994
Guest star: Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Heather)

Harry's wife accuses George of lending his apartment for her husband's extramarital affairs.

21 :02x07 - George Really Does It This Time

First aired: Dec/04/1994
Guest star: Drew Carey (Scientist)

22 :02x08 - George Shoots Himself in the Foot

First aired: Dec/11/1994

George tries setting his ex-wife up with his friends Jack and Frank.

23 :02x09 - George Does a Bad Thing

First aired: Dec/18/1994

George buys a young boy his first Playboy magazine thinking he's doing him a favor, but his parents feel otherwise.

24 :02x10 - George Puts on a Happy Face

First aired: Dec/25/1994

25 :02x11 - George Helps a Friend

First aired: Jan/01/1995

George's old friend, a priest, comes to him for advice. He gives him a tour around the real world.

26 :02x12 - George Tells the Truth

First aired: Jul/09/1995

27 :02x13 - George Likes a Good War

First aired: Jul/16/1995

Evidence points to George's father being on the side of the Japanese during WWII.