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Season 9
162 :09x01 - Sleepy Time Girl (Sep/28/1968)
Ralph meets a hypnotist, the Great Fatchoomara, at the Raccoon Lodge, and persuades him to put Alice in a trance. That way, she will have to show Ralph where she hides her emergency cash. Unfortunately for Ralph, Alice overhears his scheme and substitutes a Eot-4'0u-this-time note for the money. He doesn't realize until too late, on a train to the Miami Beach Raccoons' Annual Convention, that Alice was wise to him all along.
Guest Stars: Richard Deacon as The Great Fatchoomara, Robert Dryden as , Jack Good (1) as , Greg Mullavy as Businessman, George Petrie as
 
163 :09x02 - The Boy Next Door (Oct/12/1968)
Alice, planning a surprise birthday party for Ralph, borrows a cookbook recipe from Trixie. Ralph, discovering the cookbook, finds in it an old love letter written by Ed. He concludes that Ed and Alice are lovers and takes the appropriate actions: following them and telling Trixie. But Trixie just laughs at Ralph, then she tells him the truth.
Guest Stars: Kim Hunter as Miss Patterson
 
164 :09x03 - Follow the Boys (Oct/26/1968)
When the wives complain that their husbands don't fuss over them anymore, Ralph and Ed come up with a compromise: one night a week will be "boys' night out," the other nights they will spend with Alice and Trixie. But this is just another scheme that backfires on Ralph, who is planning to wear out the wives on the first night, but overcomes himself with exhaustion instead.
Guest Stars: Paul Brown (1) as Waiter, Johnny Morgan (1) as Harry Fallon, Martha Greenhouse as Mrs. Fallon
 
165 :09x04 - Six Months to Live (Nov/23/1968)
When Ralph is always tired, he goes to the doctor. Alice brings her mother's dog to the vet, but doesn't want Ralph to know because it cost him $9. The vet sends over a letter about the dog's impending doom, and Ralph thinks the note is meant for him. Not having anything to bequeath to Alice, he and Norton decide to sell Ralph's story to a magazine. They decide to do a full feature on him, and he then figures out that he's not dying. He and Norton concoct a scheme of Norton being the only doctor in the world that can cure Ralph, but they get caught. Luckily, the magazine editor likes the real story better and doesn't press charges.
 
166 :09x05 - Alice's Birthday (Dec/07/1968)
This year Alice is determined to receive a birthday gift from chronically forgetful Ralph even if she has to buy it herself, which she does. But she's not home when the present is delivered and Ralph, who signs for it, is sure she has a mysterious suitor.
 
167 :09x06 - Lawsuit (Jan/04/1969)
Against Alice's advice, Ralph, who has broken his leg in a bus accident, is suing the Gotham Bus Company for $75,000. The lawyer thinks he has a good case until he learns that Ralph was driving the bus when the accident occurred
 
168 :09x07 - Hot Tip (Feb/08/1969)
Ralph sets out to satisfy a gambling urge.
 
169 :09x08 - The New Bowling Ball (Mar/22/1969)
Ralph new bowling ball gets stuck on his thumb, it swells & he believes his big bowling night is over.
 
170 :09x09 - Norton Moves In (Apr/05/1969)
Norton moves in with the Kramdens because his apartment smells of paint . . . until Ralph, who is going crazy from sharing a cot with Norton, throws paint all over his own place to drive Norton out.
 
171 :09x10 - The New Manager (Apr/19/1969)
Ralph thinks he's appointed manager of the bus company, when in fact it's actually the company's soft ball team.
 
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