Season 5 |
| 88 :05x01 - #501 (Oct/05/1994) | • Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy)
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) (Darryl)
• Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran)
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena) | |
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| 89 :05x02 - #502 (Oct/12/1994) | • Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department)
• Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man)
• The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks
• Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting (directed by Bruce)
• Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work
• Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy?
• Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks
• Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) | |
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| 90 :05x03 - #503 (Oct/19/1994) | • Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy)
• Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates] (Buddy)
• Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend
• Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores)
• Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store (Money-Momentum Guys)
• The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret
• The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug) (directed by Dave) | |
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| 91 :05x04 - #504 (Oct/26/1994) | • God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God
• New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job (directed by Bruce)
• Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife
• Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy)
• Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy)
• Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores)
• Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas | |
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| 92 :05x05 - #505 (Dec/07/1994) | • Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department)
• Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?)
• Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene
• Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the police department (Gavin)
• Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
• Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBKJ)(5): the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital
• Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
• Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray) | |
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| 93 :05x06 - #506 (Dec/14/1994) | • Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil)
• Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad
• Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers
• Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear
• Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs
• Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life | |
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| 94 :05x07 - #507 (Dec/21/1994) | • Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave
• Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated
• Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores)
• Love (B): Bruce monologue about love
• Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts
• Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores)
• Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting
• Whores (DS)(5)
• They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France | |
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| 95 :05x08 - #508 (Dec/28/1994) | • 555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad
• Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady)
• Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people
• Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker
• 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad
• Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight
• 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad
• Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty) | |
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| 96 :05x09 - #509 (Jan/18/1995) | • Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps)
• Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo
• Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together
• Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane)
• Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant
• Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps) | |
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| 97 :05x10 - #510 (Jan/25/1995) | • Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean
• Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans)
• The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
• Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid
• Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates]
• Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?)
• The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
• My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking | |
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| 98 :05x11 - #511 (Feb/01/1995) | • The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby
• Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie)
• Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy)
• Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers)
• Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat
• Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy)
• Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs | |
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| 99 :05x12 - #512 (Feb/08/1995) | • Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things.
• The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose.
• You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong.
• Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him.
• Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny. | |
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| 100 :05x13 - #513 (Feb/15/1995) | • Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes
• Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend)
• Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores)
• Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things
• Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores)
• Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS
• Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear | |
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| 101 :05x14 - #514 (Feb/22/1995) | • Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department)
• Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner
• Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts
• Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy)
• This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste
• Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker) | |
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| 102 :05x15 - #515 (Mar/01/1995) | • Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party
• The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives
• Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop)
• Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran) | |
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| 103 :05x16 - #516 (Mar/08/1995) | • Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
• Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man)
• My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department)
• Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had
• Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl) | |
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| 104 :05x17 - #517 (Mar/15/1995) | • Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office
• Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps)
• "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash
• Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce) | |
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| 105 :05x18 - #518 (Mar/22/1995) | • Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department)
• Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
• I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect
• Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps)
• Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?)
• Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta) | |
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| 106 :05x19 - #519 (Mar/29/1995) | • Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
• Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism)
• The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen)
• Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills)
• Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy
• Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still)
• Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier)
• Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded | |
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| 107 :05x20 - #520 (Apr/08/1995) | • Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates
• Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce
• Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number | |
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| 108 :05x21 - #521 (Apr/15/1995) | • End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini)
• Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada)
• The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute
• Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar
• On Censorship (KDB)(5): "recap" of censored episodes
• A.T.&Love Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T.&Love Boss)
• Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini) | |
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| 109 :05x22 - #522 (Apr/15/1995) | God Is Dead
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Newsreel footage that shows that He existed and that He's dead.
Horsey
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady
• In short- The worst mall promotion you'll ever see.
Penny
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop
• In short- The lucky penny ain't so lucky.
Convenience Store
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A review of a worker's worth.
Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Please Please Please Guy
• In short- Do it and he'll give you a toe, but not his toe.
How To
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole
• In short- How to keep and care for your new male slave. | |
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