Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - #101 (Oct/24/1989) | • Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously.
• The Eradicator: The masked squash player.
• Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher.
• Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads.
• Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer.
• Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream.
• Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship.
• Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued. | Director: Jack Budgell Writer: Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson (1) | |
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| 2 :01x02 - #102 (Oct/31/1989) | • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."
• Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."
• Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.
• Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.
• Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.
• Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.
• Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."
• Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women. | Director: Jack Budgell Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 3 :01x03 - #103 (Nov/07/1989) | • Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
• Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
• Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
• Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
• Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley.
• Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
• Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
• Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded. | Director: Jack Budgell Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 4 :01x04 - #104 (Nov/14/1989) | • Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
• Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.
• The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.
• Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.
• House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.
• The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.
• Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.
• Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer. | Director: Jack Budgell Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 5 :01x05 - #105 (Nov/21/1989) | • Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum.
• Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.
• Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.
• Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.
• Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.
• Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?"
• Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.
• Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 6 :01x06 - #106 (Dec/05/1989) | • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."
• Bored Rober: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.
• Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."
• Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.
• The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.
• Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 7 :01x07 - #107 (Dec/12/1989) | • Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.
• Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.
• Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.
• First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.
• Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.
• Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.
• Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love. | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 8 :01x08 - #108 (Dec/19/1989) | • Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.
• The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.
• Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.
• Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan.
• Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners.
• Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.
• Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 9 :01x09 - #109 (Jan/02/1990) | • A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.
• Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya.
• A Place To Die#2: Die in that house continued.
• Preacher: Mark's preacher character.
• Weston: Weston discusses the stars.
• A Place To Die #3: Die in that house contiuned.
• Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 10 :01x10 - #110 (Jan/09/1990) | • Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.
• McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.
• Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.
• MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.
• One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time.
• Nobody Likes Us: "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus.
• McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.
• Three For The Moon: Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 11 :01x11 - #111 (Jan/16/1990) | • Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.
• Can Never Go Home: Attilla and his lover have a spat.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw.
• Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.
• Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.
• Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before."
• Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop. | | Guest Stars: Paul Bellini as Carmine | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 12 :01x12 - #112 (Jan/23/1990) | • Turning Over: Kathie turns over.
• Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.
• Billy Dreamer #1: Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.
• Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.
• Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.
• Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.
• Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 13 :01x13 - #113 (Jan/30/1990) | • Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.
• Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.
• Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.
• Fat Hitch-Hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.
• Lopez #2: Lopez continued.
• No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.
• The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.
• Lopez #3: Lopez continued.
• Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.
• Lopez #4: Credits. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 14 :01x14 - #114 (Apr/03/1990) | • Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.
• Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.
• Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.
• I Lied: Story of a man and his father.
• Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.
• I'm A Cat: The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.
• My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.
• Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.
• Editors Finale: Editors discuss what to cut continued. | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura, Paul Bellini as Student | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 15 :01x15 - #115 (Apr/10/1990) | • Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
• Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.
• Crazy Love: The men who love all women.
• Buddy's Island: Buddy stranded on a desert Island.
• Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.
• Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.
• Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 16 :01x16 - #116 (Apr/17/1990) | • The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.
• Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.
• Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.
• Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player.
• Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.
• Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.
• Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 17 :01x17 - #117 (Apr/24/1990) | • Boo!: The author of scary books.
• Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.
• The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.
• Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.
• Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.
• B&K: A song and dance team.
• Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 18 :01x18 - #118 (May/01/1990) | • Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.
• Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.
• Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.
• Crouton: The story of the big crouton.
• Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics.
• Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.
• Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.
• She's Gone: Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 19 :01x19 - #119 (May/08/1990) | • Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.
• Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.
• Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.
• Tarantula: The pick up artist.
• Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.
• Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.
• Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.
• Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 20 :01x20 - #120 (May/15/1990) | • Fat Man: The fat man song.
• How We Met: Nena and husband find out how their friends met.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."
• Bank People: Who the hell are they.
• Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.
• Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.
• Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."
• The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 21 :01x21 - #121 (May/22/1990) | • Death Row: Episode 115
• Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108
• Buddy's Better: Episode 102
• Crusing Your Head #2: Episode 101
• Citizen Kane: Episode 103
• Car Ride: Episode 119
• Womyn: Episode #102
• Crushing Your Head #3: Episode 101
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: Episode 108 | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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