Season 2 |
| 22 :02x01 - #201 (Sep/25/1990) | • Spring: What a man likes about spring.
• Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?
• Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.
• Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.
• Off Swingin': One cool cat.
• The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?
• Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan. | | Guest Stars: Brock Curley as Swingin' Guy | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 23 :02x02 - #202 (Oct/02/1990) | • Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land.
• Trapper: The daily hunt begins.
• Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.
• It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.
• The Loner: ...And his toe.
• It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.
• Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
• It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.
• Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 24 :02x03 - #203 (Oct/09/1990) | • Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team.
• Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.
• Pagent: Kathie wins Miss Canadian
• Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.
• Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.
• A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.
• Phone: A phone rings incessantly! | | Guest Stars: Paul Bellini as Himself | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 25 :02x04 - #204 (Oct/16/1990) | • Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field.
• Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.
• Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.
• Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.
• Cops - Stanze: The proper way.
• The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.
• Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.
• Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.
• On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 26 :02x05 - #205 (Oct/23/1990) | • The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.
• Cops - Shootout: A standoff.
• Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.
• Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.
• Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.
• Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.
• Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.
• Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.
• Clean Sheets: Best things in life.
• Justice: The trial of a lifetime. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Surjik as Prisoner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 27 :02x06 - #206 (Oct/30/1990) | • Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."
• Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.
• Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.
• Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.
• Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.
• Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!
• Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 28 :02x07 - #207 (Nov/06/1990) | • Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.
• Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump
• I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.
• Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.
• Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.
• The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.
• Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 29 :02x08 - #208 (Nov/13/1990) | • I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.
• Democracy: A birth of a nation.
• Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.
• Cops - Duck: A duck?
• Freak: A man who bleeds at will!
• Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.
• Seminar: Money Momentum!!!
• Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.
• Liposuction: What a lovely song. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 30 :02x09 - #209 (Dec/04/1990) | • Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
• Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
• Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
• Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
• The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
• Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
• Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
• The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
• The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
• Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
• Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers. | | Guest Stars: Krista Bridges as Over-Eager Girlfriend | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 31 :02x10 - #210 (Dec/11/1990) | • Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.
• Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.
• Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.
• Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers.
• Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.
• Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.
• Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.
• Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.
• Choclate: The girls have a get-together.
• Eating In The Shower: Credits. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 32 :02x11 - #211 (Dec/18/1990) | • Fact #2: Beethovens 5th
• That's America: Bruce salutes America.
• Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.
• Fact #3: Queen's ABC's
• Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.
• Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.
• Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.
• Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.
• Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY
• Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.
• Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.
• Fact Girl & Queen: Credits. | | Guest Stars: Brian Hartt as Fish Killer | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 33 :02x12 - #212 (Mar/05/1991) | • Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.
• How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.
• Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.
• Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.
• Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.
• Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.
• Cops - Daughter: She's so young.
• Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 34 :02x13 - #213 (Mar/12/1991) | • Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it.
• Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.
• Fact #1: Uncle Tony.
• Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.
• Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.
• Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.
• Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?
• Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.
• Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.
• Fact #4: Neighbors in love.
• The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 35 :02x14 - #214 (Mar/19/1991) | • Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.
• Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.
• M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.
• Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.
• Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.
• Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.
• The Affair: Story of the secret affair.
• M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.
• Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence. | | Guest Stars: Tracy Wright as Sandra | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 36 :02x15 - #215 (Mar/26/1991) | • M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.
• Scott's Not Gay: Panic!
• First Time: Melanie has a date.
• Bad News: He's kinda evil.
• Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy
• M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.
• Victum: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.
• Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.
• M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 37 :02x16 - #216 (Apr/02/1991) | • One Of These Five Men: Really?
• Cincinnati Kid: The Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.
• Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.
• Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.
• No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.
• Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.
• Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.
• The Trip: A trip to the farm.
• Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 38 :02x17 - #217 (Apr/09/1991) | • Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.
• Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.
• Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.
• Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.
• Shortest: They haven't got a clue.
• Bellini Finale: Belleni gets touched.
• Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.
• Governor: A governor talks with hooker.
• Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.
• Decorator #2: Credits | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura, Rebecca Klatka as Contest Winner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 39 :02x18 - #218 (Apr/16/1991) | • Clandstein Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.
• The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.
• Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.
• Clandstein Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!
• Fact #7: Aliens
• Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.
• Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.
• Clandstein Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 40 :02x19 - #219 (Apr/23/1991) | • The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.
• Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.
• Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars
• Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.
• Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."
• Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!
• Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.
• Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.
• Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 41 :02x20 - #220 (Apr/30/1991) | • Lively Party: A group of people play charades.
• Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop.
• Cops - Sexism: Is it real?
• Who's To Blame?: The boss looks for someone to blame!
• Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?
• Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.
• Faux Pas: A man makes inappropriate comments.
• Cops - Partners: What happened to them.
• Messages: He is the best.
• Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.
• Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 42 :02x21 - #221 (May/07/1991) | • Fact #1: Episode 213
• Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217
• Off Swingin': Episode 201
• Daddy Drank: Episode 209
• The Affair: Episode 214
• Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211
• The Doctor: Episode 201
• A Little Something: Episode 203
• Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213
• First Time: Episode 215
• Girls Of Summer: Episode 202 | | Guest Stars: Brock Curley as Swingin' Guy, Tracy Wright as Sandra | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 43 :02x22 - #222 (May/07/1991) | • Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205
• Comfortable: Episode 201
• Trapper: Episode 202
• Painting A Chair: Episode 207
• Cops - Shootout: 205
• Chicken Lady: Episode 205
• Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202
• Cops - Dad: Episode 209
• Hazy Movie: Episode 220
• Eating In The Shower: Episode 210 | | Guest Stars: Stephen Surjik as Prisoner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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