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| 44 :03x01 - #301 (Oct/01/1991) | • Plane: Can anyone land a plane?
• Body Conscious: Checking things out in the steam room.
• Cabbie - Bigot" Why the Blue Jays lose.
• Chicken Lady Show: The freaks attends a strip show.
• Cabbies - Pris: The fastest way there.
• Cops - Abuse: Just blatant abuse
• Small C: Farmers discuss celebrities.
• The Pen:: Where's my pen?
• Cops - Movie: They discuss a movie over a dead body.
• Touch Me There: Right there! | |
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| 45 :03x02 - #302 (Oct/08/1991) | • Clothes Make The Man: The many outfits of Scott.
• Can't Sleep 2 Brian pretends to be sleepwalking.
• Tiggy: Guy tries to train his useless dog.
• I Can Live With That: Couple sits in relationship section of restaurant.
• Excellent TV: "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl."
• Cant Sleep 3: Later that same night.
• Girl Drink Drunk: Businessman addicted to girl drinks. | |
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| 46 :03x03 - #303 (Oct/15/1991) | • Asleep on the Job: Street worker asleep on the job.
• Measure: Bruce wonders how tall he is.
• Nervous Break(fast) Down: A father stunned because wife left him.
• Raise 1: Comedy writer wants a raise.
• Gimmel 100: Money Momentum guys try to sell Gimmel-100 Organs.
• Raise 2: Comedy writer still wants a raise.
• Tammy: Buddy discovers Tammy. | |
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| 47 :03x04 - #304 (Oct/22/1991) | • Golf: Obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk.
• Earring: Guy tries to explain away his affair.
• Flying Pig #1: The flying pig at the bank line.
• Queen's Address: Canada Abandons Monarchy.
• Flying Pig #2: The flying pig continued.
• Academy Awards: The movie awards show.
• Cops - Flying Pig: The cops check out the Flying Pig.
• Chop Chop: An axe murderer tries to borrow an axe.
• Flying Pig #3: The flying pig ends. | |
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| 48 :03x05 - #305 (Oct/29/1991) | • Presentation: "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..."
• Tanya's Goodbye: Tanya the temp leaves the office.
• Open Letter #1: Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel.
• Tucker: A guy's conflict with a mouse.
• Open Letter #2: Letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel.
• Until proven Guilty: Guy lies on the stand to get away with murder.
• Underage: Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth . | |
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| 49 :03x06 - #306 (Nov/05/1991) | • Cops - Night #1: The cops find a dead body.
• Accents: Teacher teaches accents.
• Original Bat: Red beehive lady makes potato salad.
• Bingo: A clown causes trouble in business meeting.
• Drag Revolution: Drag queens take over.
• Cops - Night #2: Dead body continued.
• Teamwork: A bad boss becomes the legend.
• Cops - Night #3: Dead body ending. | |
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| 50 :03x07 - #307 (Nov/12/1991) | • Mom Or Dad: A kid has to decide who to live with.
• Evol: Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant.
• Same As Bruce: A guy who thinks he looks like Bruce.
• Mocking: Crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room.
• Sacking All Admirals: ady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay."
• Waiting Room: Brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change.
• Kidnapped: Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped. | |
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| 51 :03x08 - #308 (Nov/19/1991) | • Genius: Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter.
• Gut: Guys with big guts at a bar.
• Wedding Virgin: The wedding reception, toasts, etc.
• Terrier: The Terrier Song.
• Wedding Toast: The wedding reception continued.
• Freedom of Speech: A guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain."
• Wedding Objection: Wedding reception ending.
• Excellent Patio: Darryl at his job as waiter. | |
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| 52 :03x09 - #309 (Dec/03/1991) | • Cops - Old Lady: Old lady falls down, man takes her oranges.
• The Gift: Dave's draws a person he has never seen.
• Babysitter: Gavin falls in love with his babysitter.
• M. Peidlourde Puts His Pants On: Speaks for itself.
• Paris: Buddy discusses his time in Paris.
• Street Singers: The street singers sing!
• M. Peidlourde - Deteste Le Film: Speaks for itself.
• Macaroni: The street singers in their home. | |
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| 53 :03x10 - #310 (Dec/10/1991) | • Fact - Stone: You can get blood from a stone.
• After The Film: Man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field.
• Replaced #1: Scott's double starts misbehaving.
• Grandpa Geralds: Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone.
• Wages: Guy complains about minimum wage.
• Replaced #2: Scott's double continued.
• Haggle: Man bargains in a stereo store.
• Fact - Uncle: Her uncle lost his job and acts weird.
• Captain Calm: The stupid ship captain.
• Fact - Strike: The "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money.
• Replaced #3: Credits. | |
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| 54 :03x11 - #311 (Dec/17/1991) | • Girls: Guy follows signs to find girls.
• Mr Right: A woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage.
• He's Hip #1: Hip guy talks to his son.
• Extreme: Raj and Christine discuss the strange day.
• He's Hip #2: Hip guy and his family.
• Harassment: Trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment.
• He's Hip #3: Hip guy's open relationship.
• Stay Down: Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight. | |
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| 55 :03x12 - #312 (Mar/03/1992) | • Cops - Opera: Ppera singer and security guard.
• Back On The Horse: Man chokes on a chicken kabob.
• Ed: Man pretends to be Ed McMahon.
• Cops - Shift: Shift's over.
• Buddy's Date: Buddy talks about AIDS.
• Tea Factory: Mr. Tisane orders some tea.
• Cops - Asleep: Asleep on the car.
• Pickle: Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory. | |
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| 56 :03x13 - #313 (Mar/10/1992) | • Boxing:Innovation in the history of boxing.
• Pizzeria: Pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls.
• On the Subject of Me - Cow: Speaks for itself.
• Bartending School: Sid wonders if he is too small to love.
• On the Subject of Me - Caricature: Speaks for itself.
• The Suddelman's: The agents try to get an actor a gig.
• On the Subject of Me - Moustache: Speaks for itself.
• My Horrible Secret: Bald wig salesman has a horrible secret. | |
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| 57 :03x14 - #314 (Mar/17/1992) | • Poem - 99 Bottles: The emporer recites a haiku.
• Funeral Home: Gavin attends his mother's funeral.
• Poem - The Fall: Another haiku
• The King: Dean borrows a videotape from Lex.
• Advice: Bruce explains how to break into show business.
• Scar: A man has a disturbing appendix scar.
• Poem - The Empress: Another haiku.
• Emergency Troupe Meeting: Scott describes his perfect man. | |
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| 58 :03x15 - #315 (Mar/24/1992) | • Cops - Potato: Abandoned potato.
• Serial: Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger.
• Gross #1: A man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend.
• Cops - Thinking: Pondering deeply.
• Home Alone: Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone.
• Opened Up: A party with businessman that just stares unnervingly.
• Gross #2: Man and girlfriend have sex.
• Shirlers: An exhibition of shirling. | |
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| 59 :03x16 - #316 (Mar/31/1992) | • Resemble: The celebrities Scott Thompson looks like.
• Treatment: Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister.
• Fact - Ears: Importance of Cleaning Ears.
• Night Train: Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience.
• Garbage Man: A man who applauds garbage men.
• Fact - Vanilla Ice: Something about him...
• Bauer: Bower goes searching for pot. | |
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| 60 :03x17 - #317 (Apr/07/1992) | • Father Figure #1: Looking back on the Flying Pig.
• God: Dog show organizers wonder about a misprint.
• Darcy & Francesca: Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie.
• Father Figure #2: The son of the Flying Pig shows up.
• Letters From My Sick Bed: Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters.
• Joint: Tanya annoys people at a party.
• Father Figure #3: Son of the Flying Pig continued.
• Joint Tag: Credits. | |
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| 61 :03x18 - #318 (Apr/14/1992) | • Old Yeller #: The dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller."
• Skeletons: Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star.
• Ugly Situation: Man confronts noisy people in restaurant.
• Vicky: Buddy talks about drugs.
• Old Yeller #2: Another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller."
• Armada: Rod tries to convince the band to change its name.
• Horsey: A mother reveals the truth to her daughter. | |
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| 62 :03x19 - #319 (Apr/21/1992) | • What: Man wonders about the look his wife gives him.
• Cattle Call #1: Hecubus is fired for drinking too much.
• Clock Radio: Father and son rob a man's house.
• Excellent Mom Frame: Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother.
• Cattle Call #2: Hecubus fired... continued.
• Long Story: An absent minded guy doesn't understand the story.
• Celebration: A celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter. | |
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| 63 :03x20 - #320 (Apr/28/1992) | • On the Subject of Me - Spleen: Explains itself.
• Cicken Wedding: The bearded lady prepares to get married.
• Whatever: The arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch.
• Regrets: Bruce's regrets at the end of the season.
• Check-Up: Horny man gets examined by a nurse.
• On the Subject of Me - Caesarian: Explains itself.
• Spy Models: A film with Francesca & Bruno. | |
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| 64 :03x21 - #321 (May/05/1992) | Girls! Girls! Girls!
• Stars- Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
• In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls.
Marriages
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy.
Blame for Blue Jays Loss
• Stars- Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie
• In short- Cabbie blames "certain people."
Man Boobs
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Danny Husk
• In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.
Blood From a Stone
• Stars- n/a
• Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
• In short- You can get blood from a stone.
Road Rage
• Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie
• In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares.
The Thrift Shop
• Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Raj, Christine, Lacey
• In Short- They talk about their freaky day.
My Pen!
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Psycho Cabbie
• In short- A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.
"It's a Fact" Girl Wants More Money
• Stars- Mark
• Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Murray
• In short- While she's on strike, Mark fills in. | |
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| 65 :03x22 - #322 (May/05/1992) | Withstanding Blatant Abuse
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other.
Strip Club
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee
• In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy.
Old Lady Falls Down
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up.
Videos
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean
• In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it.
Canada Abandons Monarchy
• Stars- Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward
• In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.
Sleeping on the Squad Car
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car.
Stay Down!
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend
• In short- Sid keeps coming back for more. | |
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