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| 66 :04x01 - #401 (Oct/06/1993) | • Cameraman Memorial: We'll miss you Ted Riley.
• The Night I Connected With My Dog: What a Night.
• Taxi Birth: That'll be eight bucks.
• Hookers - Undercover: The cops try to bust them.
• Repair: Pitiful mechanic.
• Rude Awakening: A spider on the face.
• Hookers - Tourist: Damn tourists.
• Would You Do An Allan?: Well, would you?
• Work Pig: Kinda hard to breathe. | |
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| 67 :04x02 - #402 (Oct/13/1993) | • Showdown - Phone Call (Parents): My parents are watching.
• Age: Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl.
• Showdown - Looking Good: You think he looks good?
• Darill Dream: I think I have a tumor!
• Showdown - Creature: What an unfair fight.
• Virtual Sex: Buddy's Virtual Reality.
• Deer By The Water: Hardboiled NY Rednecks.
• The Escape Artist: Cyril St. John, The Escapist. | |
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| 68 :04x03 - #403 (Oct/20/1993) | • Fiore!: Fiore Parfums Commercial.
• Hookers - Holdin' Out: Are you holdin' out on me?
• Fantasy: The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion.
• Plastic Surgeon: I've turned my assistant into a rat.
• Hookers - Ventolin: What else is there?
• Can You Dig It?: Well, can you dig it?
• The Big House: ...Will do.
• The Pains: Phil from the Warehouse with the pains in his head.
• Hookers - John Wayne: I'm not gonna hit ya. | |
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| 69 :04x04 - #404 (Oct/27/1993) | • The Pardoning: Governor's wrong number.
• No Contest: The Spot Bellini Contest.
• Showdown - Fish: The fish?
• Hookers - Phone Sex: It's not bad.
• Evil Patients: Multiple personalities.
• Showdown - Bruce & Dave: Whom do you fight?
• Cheating: Shouldn't be done.
• The Sandwich People: At least I got that sandwich to look forward to.
• Mr. Wrong: Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association.
• Mrs. Ondaatje: Bauer at Kyle's. | |
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| 70 :04x05 - #405 (Nov/03/1993) | • Newscasters: The weatherman is not God.
• The Fun Never Stops: A seriously injured patient takes time out for a few gags.
• Perks: Donovan responds to Scott's ad.
• Neckbone: An out of body experience.
• So Says You: So says you!!!
• Sex Girl Patrol: What a movie. | |
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| 71 :04x06 - #406 (Nov/10/1993) | • Deer By The Water - Radio: Can I turn on the radio?
• Cathy: Becoming a Booster.
• Apartment Games #1: What are you ding down there!?
• Knife Sharpener: Traveling Blade Sharpener helps out the Axe Murderer.
• Food: The times are changing.
• Apartment Games #2: 154 seconds!
• Forceful Friends: You two look good together.
• Maria: What am I doing?
• Apartment Games #3: We need a better hobby. | |
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| 72 :04x07 - #407 (Dec/16/1993) | • The Beatles: Sarcastic conversation baiter.
• Chicken Lady Homecoming: Chicken Lady visits her old house.
• He's Hip - Hiring #1: This is common tap water.
• Patient/Doctor: Confusing names.
• Things To Do: I got 7 things to do!
• He's Hip - Hiring #2: He slobbered on my pot.
• He's Hip - Hiring #3: We feminists have to stick together.
• Judy, Fran & Gaugin: I'm so glad he's dead. | |
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| 73 :04x08 - #408 (Dec/23/1993) | • Hookers - Rich Guy: I should have said, yes.
• Gavin - Religion: Door-To-Door Missionaries.
• Try It Now!: Car stalling.
• Just Terrific: Dull since the heart attack.
• Hookers - Puppet: Hello there!
• Concidence: Kevin's family and the "Airport" movie series.
• Listening In: My God, they can read my thoughts!
• Hookers - New Coke: It's just not the same.
• Thanksgiving: Very awkward. | |
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| 74 :04x09 - #409 (Dec/30/1993) | | • Chalet 2000: A hilarious episode-long sketch starring Buddy Cole and the Queen of England. | |
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| 75 :04x10 - #410 (Feb/02/1994) | • Receptionist: Michael the incompetent receptionist.
• Walk A MIle In My Shoes: Employer exchange in The Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
• Cops - Rookie Trick Question: Dumb rookies.
• A Soulfulnedd They Never Had: Psychic Delivery Service women taken advantage of by psychics.
• Cops - Rookie Coffee: Nice coffee rookie.
• Answering Machine: It's not ready yet!
• Cops - Rookie Puke: Damn rookies.
• Divorce Court: Mr. Tisane and the trial. | |
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| 76 :04x11 - #411 (Feb/09/1994) | • Alan Bouvier: What a best friend is.
• Career Crisis: Anal-probing aliens.
• Nice Day For Work: I'm a good worker now!
• Hookers- Plastic Surgery: What would you have done?
• Armada - Understudy: Buttermilk Sundae!
• Hookers - Commitment: A big risk.
• Lost & Found: The "Do Re Mi" Song.
• Clothesline: ...The guy who crushed your windpipe.
• Hookers - Too Easy: That was quick.
• Comfortable High: Parents who find their son's pot. | |
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| 77 :04x12 - #412 (Feb/16/1994) | • Luck: I liked a lobster today.
• Fine Line: There's a fine line between...
• Tuck It In: Sudelmans.
• Losing My Religion: Ted's Church Of The Very Bright Lights.
• Serpico: Lackluster incompetent cop.
• Hangover: A childrens book.
• Wild Man: Warrior-Within Weekend. | |
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| 78 :04x13 - #413 (Feb/23/1994) | • Cops - Fridge: What's that song?
• Third Time Lucky: Sid, Sharisse and the Pizza Guy.
• Cops - Spring: That time of year.
• Exposed: Ed the fraud salesman.
• Hookers - Documentaries: The whores and Rudy.
• Nudity: Mark's "Fan" Mail.
• Cops - Europe: Just the one picture?
• Business World: The Kids have lost their edge.
• Katnapped: The Kitty Case. | |
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| 79 :04x14 - #414 (Mar/02/1994) | • Cannibal: The sole survivor of a 35 minute delay.
• Children: Santa Claus visits a childless couple.
• Bellini Contest: Spot Bellini Contest winner.
• Wrong Number: What have you done with Frank?
• Tammy - Roses: I Ain't Gonna Spread For No Roses.
• Borrowed Art: My Art! | |
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| 80 :04x15 - #415 (Apr/13/1994) | • New Guy: It's hard making friends.
• Dad & Son Phone Call: Dad, I have something to tell you.
• Cops - Puck: He was disturbing the game.
• Clear The Air: I'm a junkie!
• Seat 12B: We're all going to die anyway.
• Cops - Hair: You never know when you'll need to go undercover.
• Roller Bladers: Ask me about Roller races.
• Love & Sausages: I WANT SAUSAGES!!! | |
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| 81 :04x16 - #416 (Apr/20/1994) | • Guilt: Your honor, I'm 17-0!
• The Kathi's - Monday Meeting: Job sharing.
• The Voices: I can't get rid of them.
• Steps - Hot: I think he's hot.
• Becoming A Man: It's a family tradition.
• Steps - Drag: It's sexist!
• The Collector: Tis' a fine Elvis.
• Steps - Issues: What about Gay Marriage? | |
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| 82 :04x17 - #417 (Apr/27/1994) | • Pops: What would we do without you?
• Poker Face: Play it cool, she doesn't know.
• Cheers: ...Where everybody knows your name.
• Cops - Worms: Can you get them?
• The Nap: I've lost 20 minutes of my life!!!
• Cops - Hungover: Wanna go out tonight?
• Contest: Let the flirting begin!!!
• Just One Bite: I need to lose weight. | |
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| 83 :04x18 - #418 (May/04/1994) | • Hookers - Transvestite: Can you pretend?
• Excellent Composer: You know Mozart was a fisherman?
• Hookers - Movie Star: Who would you be?
• Quarter Life Crisis: I got a fire engine!
• Cemetery: Buddy Cole morns.
• Drunk As A Crow: My minibar is empty!
• Advantage: Why not? | |
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| 84 :04x19 - #419 (May/11/1994) | • People - Bike Courier: ...On 2 hours sleep.
• Ricardo: You pay for joke.
• Chargin' Ya: Ya friggin' moron!
• Atrium: Screw you and screw you, I'm out of here!
• People - Winnipeg Girl: Alright! Finally!
• Art Studio: The female body.
• People - Hopeless Romantic: He's in over his head.
• Surrogate: It's an angel! | |
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| 85 :04x20 - #420 (May/18/1994) | • Cabbie #1: Damn China-man!
• Seminar - "Gezbo": A video, a book, and something in a box!
• Diploma: The girls help the pimp.
• Cabbie #2: You're my friends.
• On Board: I can't believe how bad you are at this!
• Scary Sandwich: I had the dream again.
• Extreme Argument: That table is evil!!! | |
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| 86 :04x21 - #421 (May/25/1994) | Fiore Parfums Commercial
• Stars- Scott
• Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore
• In short- Smell like a bitch.
Things To Do
• Stars- Dave, Kevin
• Recurring Characters- Thug
• In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.
Art Collector
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy
• In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.
Who's Hot and Who's Not
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
• In short- They guy-watch from the steps.
Night I Connected With My Dog
• Stars- Bruce
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.
The Life of Cyril St. John
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.
Gay Marriage
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
• In short- They discuss some issues. | |
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| 87 :04x22 - #422 (May/25/1994) | Inexperienced Cannibal
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.
Try it NOW!
• Stars- Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife
• In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.
Sock Puppet
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
• In Short- It's for nervous johns.
Do Re Mi
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Turning that frown upside down.
Anal Probing Aliens
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Tucker
• In short- Alien questions the point to his work.
Transvestite
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
• In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.
Answering Machine
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.
Chicken Lady Goes Home
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker
• In short- Chicken Lady visits the house she grew up in, or so she thinks. | |
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