Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - #101 (Oct/24/1989) | • Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously.
• The Eradicator: The masked squash player.
• Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher.
• Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads.
• Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer.
• Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream.
• Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship.
• Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued. | Director: Jack Budgell
Writer: Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson (1) | |
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| 2 :01x02 - #102 (Oct/31/1989) | • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."
• Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."
• Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.
• Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.
• Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.
• Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.
• Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."
• Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women. | Director: Jack Budgell
Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 3 :01x03 - #103 (Nov/07/1989) | • Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
• Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
• Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
• Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
• Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley.
• Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
• Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
• Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded. | Director: Jack Budgell
Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 4 :01x04 - #104 (Nov/14/1989) | • Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
• Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.
• The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.
• Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.
• House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.
• The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.
• Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.
• Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer. | Director: Jack Budgell
Writer: Scott Thompson (1), Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Dave Foley | |
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| 5 :01x05 - #105 (Nov/21/1989) | • Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum.
• Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.
• Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.
• Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.
• Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.
• Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?"
• Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.
• Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 6 :01x06 - #106 (Dec/05/1989) | • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."
• Bored Rober: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.
• Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."
• Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.
• The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.
• Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 7 :01x07 - #107 (Dec/12/1989) | • Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.
• Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.
• Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.
• First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.
• Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.
• Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.
• Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love. | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 8 :01x08 - #108 (Dec/19/1989) | • Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.
• The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.
• Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.
• Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan.
• Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners.
• Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.
• Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 9 :01x09 - #109 (Jan/02/1990) | • A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.
• Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya.
• A Place To Die#2: Die in that house continued.
• Preacher: Mark's preacher character.
• Weston: Weston discusses the stars.
• A Place To Die #3: Die in that house contiuned.
• Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 10 :01x10 - #110 (Jan/09/1990) | • Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.
• McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.
• Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.
• MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.
• One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time.
• Nobody Likes Us: "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus.
• McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.
• Three For The Moon: Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon. | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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| 11 :01x11 - #111 (Jan/16/1990) | • Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.
• Can Never Go Home: Attilla and his lover have a spat.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw.
• Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.
• Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.
• Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before."
• Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop. | | Guest Stars: Paul Bellini as Carmine | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 12 :01x12 - #112 (Jan/23/1990) | • Turning Over: Kathie turns over.
• Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.
• Billy Dreamer #1: Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.
• Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.
• Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.
• Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.
• Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 13 :01x13 - #113 (Jan/30/1990) | • Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.
• Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.
• Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.
• Fat Hitch-Hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.
• Lopez #2: Lopez continued.
• No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.
• The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.
• Lopez #3: Lopez continued.
• Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.
• Lopez #4: Credits. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 14 :01x14 - #114 (Apr/03/1990) | • Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.
• Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.
• Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.
• I Lied: Story of a man and his father.
• Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.
• I'm A Cat: The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.
• My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.
• Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.
• Editors Finale: Editors discuss what to cut continued. | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura, Paul Bellini as Student | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 15 :01x15 - #115 (Apr/10/1990) | • Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
• Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.
• Crazy Love: The men who love all women.
• Buddy's Island: Buddy stranded on a desert Island.
• Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.
• Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.
• Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 16 :01x16 - #116 (Apr/17/1990) | • The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.
• Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.
• Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.
• Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player.
• Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.
• Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.
• Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 17 :01x17 - #117 (Apr/24/1990) | • Boo!: The author of scary books.
• Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.
• The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.
• Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.
• Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.
• B&K: A song and dance team.
• Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 18 :01x18 - #118 (May/01/1990) | • Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.
• Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.
• Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.
• Crouton: The story of the big crouton.
• Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics.
• Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.
• Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.
• She's Gone: Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 19 :01x19 - #119 (May/08/1990) | • Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.
• Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.
• Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.
• Tarantula: The pick up artist.
• Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.
• Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.
• Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.
• Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 20 :01x20 - #120 (May/15/1990) | • Fat Man: The fat man song.
• How We Met: Nena and husband find out how their friends met.
• Thirty Helens Agree #1: "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."
• Bank People: Who the hell are they.
• Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.
• Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.
• Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.
• Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."
• The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 21 :01x21 - #121 (May/22/1990) | • Death Row: Episode 115
• Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108
• Buddy's Better: Episode 102
• Crusing Your Head #2: Episode 101
• Citizen Kane: Episode 103
• Car Ride: Episode 119
• Womyn: Episode #102
• Crushing Your Head #3: Episode 101
• Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: Episode 108 | | Director: Jack Budgell | |
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Season 2 |
| 22 :02x01 - #201 (Sep/25/1990) | • Spring: What a man likes about spring.
• Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?
• Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.
• Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.
• Off Swingin': One cool cat.
• The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?
• Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan. | | Guest Stars: Brock Curley as Swingin' Guy | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 23 :02x02 - #202 (Oct/02/1990) | • Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land.
• Trapper: The daily hunt begins.
• Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.
• It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.
• The Loner: ...And his toe.
• It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.
• Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
• It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.
• Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 24 :02x03 - #203 (Oct/09/1990) | • Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team.
• Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.
• Pagent: Kathie wins Miss Canadian
• Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.
• Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.
• A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.
• Phone: A phone rings incessantly! | | Guest Stars: Paul Bellini as Himself | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 25 :02x04 - #204 (Oct/16/1990) | • Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field.
• Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.
• Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.
• Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.
• Cops - Stanze: The proper way.
• The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.
• Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.
• Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.
• On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 26 :02x05 - #205 (Oct/23/1990) | • The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.
• Cops - Shootout: A standoff.
• Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.
• Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.
• Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.
• Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.
• Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.
• Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.
• Clean Sheets: Best things in life.
• Justice: The trial of a lifetime. | | Guest Stars: Stephen Surjik as Prisoner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 27 :02x06 - #206 (Oct/30/1990) | • Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."
• Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.
• Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.
• Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.
• Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.
• Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!
• Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 28 :02x07 - #207 (Nov/06/1990) | • Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.
• Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump
• I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.
• Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.
• Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.
• The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.
• Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 29 :02x08 - #208 (Nov/13/1990) | • I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.
• Democracy: A birth of a nation.
• Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.
• Cops - Duck: A duck?
• Freak: A man who bleeds at will!
• Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.
• Seminar: Money Momentum!!!
• Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.
• Liposuction: What a lovely song. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 30 :02x09 - #209 (Dec/04/1990) | • Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
• Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
• Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
• Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
• The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
• Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
• Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
• The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
• The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
• Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
• Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers. | | Guest Stars: Krista Bridges as Over-Eager Girlfriend | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 31 :02x10 - #210 (Dec/11/1990) | • Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.
• Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.
• Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.
• Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers.
• Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.
• Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.
• Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.
• Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.
• Choclate: The girls have a get-together.
• Eating In The Shower: Credits. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 32 :02x11 - #211 (Dec/18/1990) | • Fact #2: Beethovens 5th
• That's America: Bruce salutes America.
• Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.
• Fact #3: Queen's ABC's
• Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.
• Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.
• Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.
• Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.
• Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY
• Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.
• Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.
• Fact Girl & Queen: Credits. | | Guest Stars: Brian Hartt as Fish Killer | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 33 :02x12 - #212 (Mar/05/1991) | • Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.
• How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.
• Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.
• Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.
• Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.
• Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.
• Cops - Daughter: She's so young.
• Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 34 :02x13 - #213 (Mar/12/1991) | • Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it.
• Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.
• Fact #1: Uncle Tony.
• Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.
• Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.
• Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.
• Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?
• Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.
• Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.
• Fact #4: Neighbors in love.
• The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 35 :02x14 - #214 (Mar/19/1991) | • Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.
• Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.
• M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.
• Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.
• Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.
• Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.
• The Affair: Story of the secret affair.
• M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.
• Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence. | | Guest Stars: Tracy Wright as Sandra | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 36 :02x15 - #215 (Mar/26/1991) | • M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.
• Scott's Not Gay: Panic!
• First Time: Melanie has a date.
• Bad News: He's kinda evil.
• Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy
• M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.
• Victum: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.
• Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.
• M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 37 :02x16 - #216 (Apr/02/1991) | • One Of These Five Men: Really?
• Cincinnati Kid: The Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.
• Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.
• Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.
• No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.
• Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.
• Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.
• The Trip: A trip to the farm.
• Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 38 :02x17 - #217 (Apr/09/1991) | • Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.
• Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.
• Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.
• Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.
• Shortest: They haven't got a clue.
• Bellini Finale: Belleni gets touched.
• Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.
• Governor: A governor talks with hooker.
• Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.
• Decorator #2: Credits | | Guest Stars: Nicole de Boer as Laura, Rebecca Klatka as Contest Winner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 39 :02x18 - #218 (Apr/16/1991) | • Clandstein Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.
• The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.
• Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.
• Clandstein Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!
• Fact #7: Aliens
• Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.
• Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.
• Clandstein Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 40 :02x19 - #219 (Apr/23/1991) | • The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.
• Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.
• Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars
• Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.
• Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."
• Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!
• Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.
• Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.
• Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 41 :02x20 - #220 (Apr/30/1991) | • Lively Party: A group of people play charades.
• Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop.
• Cops - Sexism: Is it real?
• Who's To Blame?: The boss looks for someone to blame!
• Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?
• Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.
• Faux Pas: A man makes inappropriate comments.
• Cops - Partners: What happened to them.
• Messages: He is the best.
• Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.
• Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie. | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 42 :02x21 - #221 (May/07/1991) | • Fact #1: Episode 213
• Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217
• Off Swingin': Episode 201
• Daddy Drank: Episode 209
• The Affair: Episode 214
• Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211
• The Doctor: Episode 201
• A Little Something: Episode 203
• Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213
• First Time: Episode 215
• Girls Of Summer: Episode 202 | | Guest Stars: Brock Curley as Swingin' Guy, Tracy Wright as Sandra | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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| 43 :02x22 - #222 (May/07/1991) | • Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205
• Comfortable: Episode 201
• Trapper: Episode 202
• Painting A Chair: Episode 207
• Cops - Shootout: 205
• Chicken Lady: Episode 205
• Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202
• Cops - Dad: Episode 209
• Hazy Movie: Episode 220
• Eating In The Shower: Episode 210 | | Guest Stars: Stephen Surjik as Prisoner | | Director: John Blanchard | |
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Season 3 |
| 44 :03x01 - #301 (Oct/01/1991) | • Plane: Can anyone land a plane?
• Body Conscious: Checking things out in the steam room.
• Cabbie - Bigot" Why the Blue Jays lose.
• Chicken Lady Show: The freaks attends a strip show.
• Cabbies - Pris: The fastest way there.
• Cops - Abuse: Just blatant abuse
• Small C: Farmers discuss celebrities.
• The Pen:: Where's my pen?
• Cops - Movie: They discuss a movie over a dead body.
• Touch Me There: Right there! | |
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| 45 :03x02 - #302 (Oct/08/1991) | • Clothes Make The Man: The many outfits of Scott.
• Can't Sleep 2 Brian pretends to be sleepwalking.
• Tiggy: Guy tries to train his useless dog.
• I Can Live With That: Couple sits in relationship section of restaurant.
• Excellent TV: "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl."
• Cant Sleep 3: Later that same night.
• Girl Drink Drunk: Businessman addicted to girl drinks. | |
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| 46 :03x03 - #303 (Oct/15/1991) | • Asleep on the Job: Street worker asleep on the job.
• Measure: Bruce wonders how tall he is.
• Nervous Break(fast) Down: A father stunned because wife left him.
• Raise 1: Comedy writer wants a raise.
• Gimmel 100: Money Momentum guys try to sell Gimmel-100 Organs.
• Raise 2: Comedy writer still wants a raise.
• Tammy: Buddy discovers Tammy. | |
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| 47 :03x04 - #304 (Oct/22/1991) | • Golf: Obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk.
• Earring: Guy tries to explain away his affair.
• Flying Pig #1: The flying pig at the bank line.
• Queen's Address: Canada Abandons Monarchy.
• Flying Pig #2: The flying pig continued.
• Academy Awards: The movie awards show.
• Cops - Flying Pig: The cops check out the Flying Pig.
• Chop Chop: An axe murderer tries to borrow an axe.
• Flying Pig #3: The flying pig ends. | |
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| 48 :03x05 - #305 (Oct/29/1991) | • Presentation: "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..."
• Tanya's Goodbye: Tanya the temp leaves the office.
• Open Letter #1: Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel.
• Tucker: A guy's conflict with a mouse.
• Open Letter #2: Letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel.
• Until proven Guilty: Guy lies on the stand to get away with murder.
• Underage: Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth . | |
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| 49 :03x06 - #306 (Nov/05/1991) | • Cops - Night #1: The cops find a dead body.
• Accents: Teacher teaches accents.
• Original Bat: Red beehive lady makes potato salad.
• Bingo: A clown causes trouble in business meeting.
• Drag Revolution: Drag queens take over.
• Cops - Night #2: Dead body continued.
• Teamwork: A bad boss becomes the legend.
• Cops - Night #3: Dead body ending. | |
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| 50 :03x07 - #307 (Nov/12/1991) | • Mom Or Dad: A kid has to decide who to live with.
• Evol: Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant.
• Same As Bruce: A guy who thinks he looks like Bruce.
• Mocking: Crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room.
• Sacking All Admirals: ady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay."
• Waiting Room: Brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change.
• Kidnapped: Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped. | |
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| 51 :03x08 - #308 (Nov/19/1991) | • Genius: Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter.
• Gut: Guys with big guts at a bar.
• Wedding Virgin: The wedding reception, toasts, etc.
• Terrier: The Terrier Song.
• Wedding Toast: The wedding reception continued.
• Freedom of Speech: A guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain."
• Wedding Objection: Wedding reception ending.
• Excellent Patio: Darryl at his job as waiter. | |
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| 52 :03x09 - #309 (Dec/03/1991) | • Cops - Old Lady: Old lady falls down, man takes her oranges.
• The Gift: Dave's draws a person he has never seen.
• Babysitter: Gavin falls in love with his babysitter.
• M. Peidlourde Puts His Pants On: Speaks for itself.
• Paris: Buddy discusses his time in Paris.
• Street Singers: The street singers sing!
• M. Peidlourde - Deteste Le Film: Speaks for itself.
• Macaroni: The street singers in their home. | |
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| 53 :03x10 - #310 (Dec/10/1991) | • Fact - Stone: You can get blood from a stone.
• After The Film: Man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field.
• Replaced #1: Scott's double starts misbehaving.
• Grandpa Geralds: Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone.
• Wages: Guy complains about minimum wage.
• Replaced #2: Scott's double continued.
• Haggle: Man bargains in a stereo store.
• Fact - Uncle: Her uncle lost his job and acts weird.
• Captain Calm: The stupid ship captain.
• Fact - Strike: The "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money.
• Replaced #3: Credits. | |
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| 54 :03x11 - #311 (Dec/17/1991) | • Girls: Guy follows signs to find girls.
• Mr Right: A woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage.
• He's Hip #1: Hip guy talks to his son.
• Extreme: Raj and Christine discuss the strange day.
• He's Hip #2: Hip guy and his family.
• Harassment: Trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment.
• He's Hip #3: Hip guy's open relationship.
• Stay Down: Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight. | |
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| 55 :03x12 - #312 (Mar/03/1992) | • Cops - Opera: Ppera singer and security guard.
• Back On The Horse: Man chokes on a chicken kabob.
• Ed: Man pretends to be Ed McMahon.
• Cops - Shift: Shift's over.
• Buddy's Date: Buddy talks about AIDS.
• Tea Factory: Mr. Tisane orders some tea.
• Cops - Asleep: Asleep on the car.
• Pickle: Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory. | |
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| 56 :03x13 - #313 (Mar/10/1992) | • Boxing:Innovation in the history of boxing.
• Pizzeria: Pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls.
• On the Subject of Me - Cow: Speaks for itself.
• Bartending School: Sid wonders if he is too small to love.
• On the Subject of Me - Caricature: Speaks for itself.
• The Suddelman's: The agents try to get an actor a gig.
• On the Subject of Me - Moustache: Speaks for itself.
• My Horrible Secret: Bald wig salesman has a horrible secret. | |
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| 57 :03x14 - #314 (Mar/17/1992) | • Poem - 99 Bottles: The emporer recites a haiku.
• Funeral Home: Gavin attends his mother's funeral.
• Poem - The Fall: Another haiku
• The King: Dean borrows a videotape from Lex.
• Advice: Bruce explains how to break into show business.
• Scar: A man has a disturbing appendix scar.
• Poem - The Empress: Another haiku.
• Emergency Troupe Meeting: Scott describes his perfect man. | |
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| 58 :03x15 - #315 (Mar/24/1992) | • Cops - Potato: Abandoned potato.
• Serial: Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger.
• Gross #1: A man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend.
• Cops - Thinking: Pondering deeply.
• Home Alone: Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone.
• Opened Up: A party with businessman that just stares unnervingly.
• Gross #2: Man and girlfriend have sex.
• Shirlers: An exhibition of shirling. | |
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| 59 :03x16 - #316 (Mar/31/1992) | • Resemble: The celebrities Scott Thompson looks like.
• Treatment: Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister.
• Fact - Ears: Importance of Cleaning Ears.
• Night Train: Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience.
• Garbage Man: A man who applauds garbage men.
• Fact - Vanilla Ice: Something about him...
• Bauer: Bower goes searching for pot. | |
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| 60 :03x17 - #317 (Apr/07/1992) | • Father Figure #1: Looking back on the Flying Pig.
• God: Dog show organizers wonder about a misprint.
• Darcy & Francesca: Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie.
• Father Figure #2: The son of the Flying Pig shows up.
• Letters From My Sick Bed: Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters.
• Joint: Tanya annoys people at a party.
• Father Figure #3: Son of the Flying Pig continued.
• Joint Tag: Credits. | |
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| 61 :03x18 - #318 (Apr/14/1992) | • Old Yeller #: The dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller."
• Skeletons: Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star.
• Ugly Situation: Man confronts noisy people in restaurant.
• Vicky: Buddy talks about drugs.
• Old Yeller #2: Another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller."
• Armada: Rod tries to convince the band to change its name.
• Horsey: A mother reveals the truth to her daughter. | |
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| 62 :03x19 - #319 (Apr/21/1992) | • What: Man wonders about the look his wife gives him.
• Cattle Call #1: Hecubus is fired for drinking too much.
• Clock Radio: Father and son rob a man's house.
• Excellent Mom Frame: Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother.
• Cattle Call #2: Hecubus fired... continued.
• Long Story: An absent minded guy doesn't understand the story.
• Celebration: A celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter. | |
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| 63 :03x20 - #320 (Apr/28/1992) | • On the Subject of Me - Spleen: Explains itself.
• Cicken Wedding: The bearded lady prepares to get married.
• Whatever: The arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch.
• Regrets: Bruce's regrets at the end of the season.
• Check-Up: Horny man gets examined by a nurse.
• On the Subject of Me - Caesarian: Explains itself.
• Spy Models: A film with Francesca & Bruno. | |
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| 64 :03x21 - #321 (May/05/1992) | Girls! Girls! Girls!
• Stars- Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
• In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls.
Marriages
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy.
Blame for Blue Jays Loss
• Stars- Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie
• In short- Cabbie blames "certain people."
Man Boobs
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Danny Husk
• In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.
Blood From a Stone
• Stars- n/a
• Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
• In short- You can get blood from a stone.
Road Rage
• Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie
• In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares.
The Thrift Shop
• Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Raj, Christine, Lacey
• In Short- They talk about their freaky day.
My Pen!
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Psycho Cabbie
• In short- A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with.
"It's a Fact" Girl Wants More Money
• Stars- Mark
• Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Murray
• In short- While she's on strike, Mark fills in. | |
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| 65 :03x22 - #322 (May/05/1992) | Withstanding Blatant Abuse
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other.
Strip Club
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee
• In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy.
Old Lady Falls Down
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up.
Videos
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean
• In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it.
Canada Abandons Monarchy
• Stars- Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward
• In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.
Sleeping on the Squad Car
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Cops
• In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car.
Stay Down!
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend
• In short- Sid keeps coming back for more. | |
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Season 4 |
| 66 :04x01 - #401 (Oct/06/1993) | • Cameraman Memorial: We'll miss you Ted Riley.
• The Night I Connected With My Dog: What a Night.
• Taxi Birth: That'll be eight bucks.
• Hookers - Undercover: The cops try to bust them.
• Repair: Pitiful mechanic.
• Rude Awakening: A spider on the face.
• Hookers - Tourist: Damn tourists.
• Would You Do An Allan?: Well, would you?
• Work Pig: Kinda hard to breathe. | |
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| 67 :04x02 - #402 (Oct/13/1993) | • Showdown - Phone Call (Parents): My parents are watching.
• Age: Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl.
• Showdown - Looking Good: You think he looks good?
• Darill Dream: I think I have a tumor!
• Showdown - Creature: What an unfair fight.
• Virtual Sex: Buddy's Virtual Reality.
• Deer By The Water: Hardboiled NY Rednecks.
• The Escape Artist: Cyril St. John, The Escapist. | |
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| 68 :04x03 - #403 (Oct/20/1993) | • Fiore!: Fiore Parfums Commercial.
• Hookers - Holdin' Out: Are you holdin' out on me?
• Fantasy: The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion.
• Plastic Surgeon: I've turned my assistant into a rat.
• Hookers - Ventolin: What else is there?
• Can You Dig It?: Well, can you dig it?
• The Big House: ...Will do.
• The Pains: Phil from the Warehouse with the pains in his head.
• Hookers - John Wayne: I'm not gonna hit ya. | |
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| 69 :04x04 - #404 (Oct/27/1993) | • The Pardoning: Governor's wrong number.
• No Contest: The Spot Bellini Contest.
• Showdown - Fish: The fish?
• Hookers - Phone Sex: It's not bad.
• Evil Patients: Multiple personalities.
• Showdown - Bruce & Dave: Whom do you fight?
• Cheating: Shouldn't be done.
• The Sandwich People: At least I got that sandwich to look forward to.
• Mr. Wrong: Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association.
• Mrs. Ondaatje: Bauer at Kyle's. | |
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| 70 :04x05 - #405 (Nov/03/1993) | • Newscasters: The weatherman is not God.
• The Fun Never Stops: A seriously injured patient takes time out for a few gags.
• Perks: Donovan responds to Scott's ad.
• Neckbone: An out of body experience.
• So Says You: So says you!!!
• Sex Girl Patrol: What a movie. | |
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| 71 :04x06 - #406 (Nov/10/1993) | • Deer By The Water - Radio: Can I turn on the radio?
• Cathy: Becoming a Booster.
• Apartment Games #1: What are you ding down there!?
• Knife Sharpener: Traveling Blade Sharpener helps out the Axe Murderer.
• Food: The times are changing.
• Apartment Games #2: 154 seconds!
• Forceful Friends: You two look good together.
• Maria: What am I doing?
• Apartment Games #3: We need a better hobby. | |
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| 72 :04x07 - #407 (Dec/16/1993) | • The Beatles: Sarcastic conversation baiter.
• Chicken Lady Homecoming: Chicken Lady visits her old house.
• He's Hip - Hiring #1: This is common tap water.
• Patient/Doctor: Confusing names.
• Things To Do: I got 7 things to do!
• He's Hip - Hiring #2: He slobbered on my pot.
• He's Hip - Hiring #3: We feminists have to stick together.
• Judy, Fran & Gaugin: I'm so glad he's dead. | |
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| 73 :04x08 - #408 (Dec/23/1993) | • Hookers - Rich Guy: I should have said, yes.
• Gavin - Religion: Door-To-Door Missionaries.
• Try It Now!: Car stalling.
• Just Terrific: Dull since the heart attack.
• Hookers - Puppet: Hello there!
• Concidence: Kevin's family and the "Airport" movie series.
• Listening In: My God, they can read my thoughts!
• Hookers - New Coke: It's just not the same.
• Thanksgiving: Very awkward. | |
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| 74 :04x09 - #409 (Dec/30/1993) | | • Chalet 2000: A hilarious episode-long sketch starring Buddy Cole and the Queen of England. | |
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| 75 :04x10 - #410 (Feb/02/1994) | • Receptionist: Michael the incompetent receptionist.
• Walk A MIle In My Shoes: Employer exchange in The Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
• Cops - Rookie Trick Question: Dumb rookies.
• A Soulfulnedd They Never Had: Psychic Delivery Service women taken advantage of by psychics.
• Cops - Rookie Coffee: Nice coffee rookie.
• Answering Machine: It's not ready yet!
• Cops - Rookie Puke: Damn rookies.
• Divorce Court: Mr. Tisane and the trial. | |
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| 76 :04x11 - #411 (Feb/09/1994) | • Alan Bouvier: What a best friend is.
• Career Crisis: Anal-probing aliens.
• Nice Day For Work: I'm a good worker now!
• Hookers- Plastic Surgery: What would you have done?
• Armada - Understudy: Buttermilk Sundae!
• Hookers - Commitment: A big risk.
• Lost & Found: The "Do Re Mi" Song.
• Clothesline: ...The guy who crushed your windpipe.
• Hookers - Too Easy: That was quick.
• Comfortable High: Parents who find their son's pot. | |
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| 77 :04x12 - #412 (Feb/16/1994) | • Luck: I liked a lobster today.
• Fine Line: There's a fine line between...
• Tuck It In: Sudelmans.
• Losing My Religion: Ted's Church Of The Very Bright Lights.
• Serpico: Lackluster incompetent cop.
• Hangover: A childrens book.
• Wild Man: Warrior-Within Weekend. | |
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| 78 :04x13 - #413 (Feb/23/1994) | • Cops - Fridge: What's that song?
• Third Time Lucky: Sid, Sharisse and the Pizza Guy.
• Cops - Spring: That time of year.
• Exposed: Ed the fraud salesman.
• Hookers - Documentaries: The whores and Rudy.
• Nudity: Mark's "Fan" Mail.
• Cops - Europe: Just the one picture?
• Business World: The Kids have lost their edge.
• Katnapped: The Kitty Case. | |
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| 79 :04x14 - #414 (Mar/02/1994) | • Cannibal: The sole survivor of a 35 minute delay.
• Children: Santa Claus visits a childless couple.
• Bellini Contest: Spot Bellini Contest winner.
• Wrong Number: What have you done with Frank?
• Tammy - Roses: I Ain't Gonna Spread For No Roses.
• Borrowed Art: My Art! | |
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| 80 :04x15 - #415 (Apr/13/1994) | • New Guy: It's hard making friends.
• Dad & Son Phone Call: Dad, I have something to tell you.
• Cops - Puck: He was disturbing the game.
• Clear The Air: I'm a junkie!
• Seat 12B: We're all going to die anyway.
• Cops - Hair: You never know when you'll need to go undercover.
• Roller Bladers: Ask me about Roller races.
• Love & Sausages: I WANT SAUSAGES!!! | |
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| 81 :04x16 - #416 (Apr/20/1994) | • Guilt: Your honor, I'm 17-0!
• The Kathi's - Monday Meeting: Job sharing.
• The Voices: I can't get rid of them.
• Steps - Hot: I think he's hot.
• Becoming A Man: It's a family tradition.
• Steps - Drag: It's sexist!
• The Collector: Tis' a fine Elvis.
• Steps - Issues: What about Gay Marriage? | |
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| 82 :04x17 - #417 (Apr/27/1994) | • Pops: What would we do without you?
• Poker Face: Play it cool, she doesn't know.
• Cheers: ...Where everybody knows your name.
• Cops - Worms: Can you get them?
• The Nap: I've lost 20 minutes of my life!!!
• Cops - Hungover: Wanna go out tonight?
• Contest: Let the flirting begin!!!
• Just One Bite: I need to lose weight. | |
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| 83 :04x18 - #418 (May/04/1994) | • Hookers - Transvestite: Can you pretend?
• Excellent Composer: You know Mozart was a fisherman?
• Hookers - Movie Star: Who would you be?
• Quarter Life Crisis: I got a fire engine!
• Cemetery: Buddy Cole morns.
• Drunk As A Crow: My minibar is empty!
• Advantage: Why not? | |
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| 84 :04x19 - #419 (May/11/1994) | • People - Bike Courier: ...On 2 hours sleep.
• Ricardo: You pay for joke.
• Chargin' Ya: Ya friggin' moron!
• Atrium: Screw you and screw you, I'm out of here!
• People - Winnipeg Girl: Alright! Finally!
• Art Studio: The female body.
• People - Hopeless Romantic: He's in over his head.
• Surrogate: It's an angel! | |
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| 85 :04x20 - #420 (May/18/1994) | • Cabbie #1: Damn China-man!
• Seminar - "Gezbo": A video, a book, and something in a box!
• Diploma: The girls help the pimp.
• Cabbie #2: You're my friends.
• On Board: I can't believe how bad you are at this!
• Scary Sandwich: I had the dream again.
• Extreme Argument: That table is evil!!! | |
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| 86 :04x21 - #421 (May/25/1994) | Fiore Parfums Commercial
• Stars- Scott
• Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore
• In short- Smell like a bitch.
Things To Do
• Stars- Dave, Kevin
• Recurring Characters- Thug
• In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.
Art Collector
• Stars- Bruce, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy
• In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.
Who's Hot and Who's Not
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
• In short- They guy-watch from the steps.
Night I Connected With My Dog
• Stars- Bruce
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.
The Life of Cyril St. John
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.
Gay Marriage
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
• In short- They discuss some issues. | |
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| 87 :04x22 - #422 (May/25/1994) | Inexperienced Cannibal
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.
Try it NOW!
• Stars- Kevin, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife
• In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.
Sock Puppet
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
• In Short- It's for nervous johns.
Do Re Mi
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Turning that frown upside down.
Anal Probing Aliens
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Tucker
• In short- Alien questions the point to his work.
Transvestite
• Stars- Dave, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
• In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.
Answering Machine
• Stars- Bruce, Kevin
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.
Chicken Lady Goes Home
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Tucker
• In short- Chicken Lady visits the house she grew up in, or so she thinks. | |
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Season 5 |
| 88 :05x01 - #501 (Oct/05/1994) | • Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy)
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) (Darryl)
• Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran)
• Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena) | |
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| 89 :05x02 - #502 (Oct/12/1994) | • Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department)
• Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man)
• The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks
• Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting (directed by Bruce)
• Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department)
• Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work
• Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy?
• Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks
• Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) | |
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| 90 :05x03 - #503 (Oct/19/1994) | • Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy)
• Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates] (Buddy)
• Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend
• Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores)
• Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store (Money-Momentum Guys)
• The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret
• The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug) (directed by Dave) | |
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| 91 :05x04 - #504 (Oct/26/1994) | • God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God
• New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job (directed by Bruce)
• Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife
• Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy)
• Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy)
• Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores)
• Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas | |
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| 92 :05x05 - #505 (Dec/07/1994) | • Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department)
• Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?)
• Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene
• Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the police department (Gavin)
• Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
• Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBKJ)(5): the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital
• Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps)
• Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray) | |
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| 93 :05x06 - #506 (Dec/14/1994) | • Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil)
• Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad
• Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers
• Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear
• Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs
• Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight
• Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life | |
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| 94 :05x07 - #507 (Dec/21/1994) | • Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave
• Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated
• Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores)
• Love (B): Bruce monologue about love
• Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts
• Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores)
• Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting
• Whores (DS)(5)
• They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France | |
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| 95 :05x08 - #508 (Dec/28/1994) | • 555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad
• Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady)
• Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people
• Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker
• 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad
• Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight
• 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad
• Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty) | |
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| 96 :05x09 - #509 (Jan/18/1995) | • Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps)
• Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo
• Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together
• Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane)
• Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant
• Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps) | |
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| 97 :05x10 - #510 (Jan/25/1995) | • Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean
• Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans)
• The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
• Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid
• Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates]
• Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?)
• The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark)
• My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking | |
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| 98 :05x11 - #511 (Feb/01/1995) | • The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby
• Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie)
• Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy)
• Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers)
• Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat
• Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy)
• Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs | |
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| 99 :05x12 - #512 (Feb/08/1995) | • Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things.
• The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose.
• You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong.
• Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him.
• Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny. | |
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| 100 :05x13 - #513 (Feb/15/1995) | • Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes
• Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend)
• Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores)
• Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things
• Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores)
• Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS
• Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear | |
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| 101 :05x14 - #514 (Feb/22/1995) | • Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department)
• Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner
• Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts
• Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy)
• This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste
• Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker) | |
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| 102 :05x15 - #515 (Mar/01/1995) | • Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party
• The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives
• Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop)
• Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran) | |
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| 103 :05x16 - #516 (Mar/08/1995) | • Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
• Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man)
• My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department)
• Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had
• Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl) | |
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| 104 :05x17 - #517 (Mar/15/1995) | • Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office
• Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps)
• "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash
• Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce) | |
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| 105 :05x18 - #518 (Mar/22/1995) | • Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department)
• Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
• I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect
• Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps)
• Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?)
• Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta) | |
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| 106 :05x19 - #519 (Mar/29/1995) | • Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
• Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism)
• The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen)
• Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills)
• Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy
• Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still)
• Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier)
• Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded | |
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| 107 :05x20 - #520 (Apr/08/1995) | • Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates
• Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce
• Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number | |
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| 108 :05x21 - #521 (Apr/15/1995) | • End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini)
• Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada)
• The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute
• Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar
• On Censorship (KDB)(5): "recap" of censored episodes
• A.T.&Love Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T.&Love Boss)
• Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini) | |
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| 109 :05x22 - #522 (Apr/15/1995) | God Is Dead
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- Newsreel footage that shows that He existed and that He's dead.
Horsey
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady
• In short- The worst mall promotion you'll ever see.
Penny
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop
• In short- The lucky penny ain't so lucky.
Convenience Store
• Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- n/a
• In short- A review of a worker's worth.
Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
• Recurring Characters- Please Please Please Guy
• In short- Do it and he'll give you a toe, but not his toe.
How To
• Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
• Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole
• In short- How to keep and care for your new male slave. | |
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