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Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley.
Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x3
Production Number: 6103
Airdate: Tuesday November 07th, 1989

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Main Cast
Dave Foley
As Various
Bruce McCulloch
As Various
Kevin McDonald
As Various
Mark McKinney
As Various
Episode Notes
This episode features the famous "Citizen Kane" sketch that has been a staple of the KITH tours and performances for years. Also, watch closely, Kevin uses 2 knives. He throws the steak knife off the table so he doesn't mix them up and accidentally stabs Dave.

In the "Gorilla" sketch, the name of the electric company is "Acme Electronics Co."

Episode Quotes
Dave: You're making a fool of yourself in front of everyone, alright? Would you please take the knife out? Take the damn knife out! (Kevin finally complies. Dave clutches his wounded hand) Ow! Oh geez. Listen, um, would you mind just calling me a-- uh . . . oh, what are they called? A uh . . .
Kevin: An ambulance?
Dave: No. No, I want a uh . . . a um . . .
Kevin: Do you want two guys in a van to come take care of your hand and bring you to a hospital?
Dave: Yes. Exactly, yes.
Kevin: Then you want an ambulance.
Dave: No I don't! I want a . . . uh . . .
Kevin: It's an ambulance.
Dave: No it isn't!
Kevin: You want an ambulance.
Dave: Sh!
Kevin: It's an ambulance.
Dave: Sh! It's a . . . uh . . .
Kevin: No, you know what you want? (Picks up his steak knife and drives it repeatedly into Dave's chest) You want a mortician! You want a mortician! You want a mortician! YOU WANT A MORTICIAN!! (Slumps Dave's dead body over the table) This one is on me. Check please!

Episode Goofs
In the "Citizen Kane" sketch, Dave's character has a fake hand, which is later stabbed by Kevin's character. Knowing this, if you watch his hand right from the beginning, you notice it never moves from it's one spot. Dave says he tried covering it a little a couple of times, so people wouldn't notice.

Cultural References
Skit: Citizen Kane

This skit is in obvious reference to what has been referred to as the greatest film of all time, Citizen Kane.

The Outsiders

The punks from the "Hey Man" sketches are roughly based off a number of the people from The Outsiders.

Kevin: On a brighter note, the movie based on her life...

The line Kevin is about to say is in reference to the Sigourney Weaver film Gorillas In The Mist.

Warning: The Kids In The Hall season 1 episode 3 guide may contain spoilers
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