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Season 1

The Love Boat

Four interrelated comedic stories of the adventures and misadventures of the passengers and crew aboard a cruise ship en route from California to Mexico.
"Are There Any Real Love Stories?" by Dawn Aldredge & Marion C. Freeman
"Mr. and Mrs. Havlicek Aboard" by Bob Illes & James R. Stein
"Mona Lisa Speaks", "Till Death Do Its Part" by Carl Kleinschmitt
Based on the book by Jeraldine Saunders
Romantic entanglements aboard a luxury boat with a sloppy salesman falling for a sexy model; rich obnoxious parents objecting to their daughter's heartthrob; smooth talking biz exec attracted to a shy young woman and prospect of an expensive divorce prompts philandering husband to plot untimely, demise of his wife. Many series favorites are gathered for the first time in "The Love Boat," a world premiere comedy. Appearing here are Don Adams ("Get Smart"), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Hal Linden ("Barney Miller") and Gabe Kaplan("Welcome Back, Kotter") and Karen Valentine("Room 222").
Guest Stars: Terri O'mara as Gerry, the Cruise Director | Richard Stahl as Danny DiMarco, the Lounge Performer | Joseph R. Sicari as Nino, the Steward | Sandy Helberg as Gopher, the Yeoman Purser | Teddy Wilson as Isaac, the Bartender | Dick Van Patten as O'Neil, the Doctor | Ted Hamilton as Thomas Ford, the Captain | Karen Valentine as Ellen Carmichael | Hal Linden as Andrew Canaan | Don Adams as Donald Richardson | Tom Bosley as George Havlicek | Florence Henderson as Monica Richardson | Gabe Kaplan as Stan Nichols | Harvey Korman as Willard | Cloris Leachman as Iris Havlicek

The Love Boat II

This cruise is Bound for Acapulco
"Unfaithfully Yours" by Carl Kleinschmitt
Hope Lange (Elaine Palmer) and Lyle Waggoner (Roger, her tennis instructor) play a couple of lovers, Robert Reed plays Steve Palmer, the cuckolded husband.
"Here's Looking At You, Love" by Dawn Aldredge and Marion C. Freeman
Celeste Holm (Eva McFarland) and Marcia Strassman play motherand daughter, Craig Stevens is the old flame of Eva.
"The Heckler" by Steve Pritzker
Ken Berry (Dr. Jim Berkley, a psychlogist) falls for Amy Mitchell.
Diana Canova (Donna Marley) and Kristy McNichol (linda Marley) play mother and daughter
"Once in Love with Sandy" teleplay by Dawn Aldredge and Marion C. Freeman
Story by Dawn Aldredge and Marion C. Freeman & Leonora Thuna
Bert Convy is a persitent suitor of Sandy.
In "Unfaithfully Yours," Elaine Palmer (Miss Lange) is taking an unexpected vacation with her tennis pro, Roger (Waggoner), after she has found evidence that her husband is having an affair. But her husband, Stephen (Reed), boards the Love Boat determined to win her back. In "Here's Looking at You, Love," Eva McFarland (Miss Holm) and her daughter, Pat (Miss Strassman), are on the cruise hoping that Eva can forget that she is both divorced
and overweight. But Eva is jolted by the sudden appearance of an old flame, Robert Grant (Stevens), who not only does not seem to remember her, but has a gorgeous blonde (Miss Swope) on his arm all the time. In "For the Love of Sandy," the ship's cruise director, Sandy Summers (Miss Stilwell), is the object of the affections of an amorous accountant, Ralph Manning (Convy).
Guest Stars: Candice Azzara as Amy Mitchell Your Lounge Entertainer | Diane Stilwell as Sandy Summers, Your Cruise Director (only for the movie) | Quinn Redeker as Captain Madison (only for the movie) | Lyle Waggoner as Roger | Marcia Strassman as Pat McFarland | Craig Stevens (1) as Robert Grant | Kristy McNichol as Linda Morley | Hope Lange as Elaine Palmer | Celeste Holm as Eva McFarland | Bert Convy as Ralph Manning | Robert Reed (1) as Stephen Palmer | Ken Berry as Jim Berkley | Diana Canova as Donna Morley
Director: Hy Averback

The New Love Boat

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Director: Richard Kinon

1 :01x01 - The Captain and the Lady/Centerfold/One If By Land...

"Love Boat" spins three tales by as many writers during its maiden voyage to various Mexican ports.
Miss Franklin plays a nasty, domineering woman wed to a director of the company owning the ship. As she boards, Grandy makes a big fuss over her. Sneers she: "Lord, I love an obsequious runt."
She also is harsh with Captain Stubing, MacLeod, but for reasons that are too personal.
Miss Baxter-Birney is on the cruise with her fiance, a handsome young congressman. She is worried he'll find out she is the centerfold lady in a Playboy-like magazine called "Kitten."
Seems that while an impoverished law student, she put on a black wig and posed in her birthday suit to raise funds. Now the picture has turned up in an edition of "Kitten" sold on the ship.
She's embarrassed and ashamed and spends most of her time on a belated cover-up.
Walker, meanwhile, plays a free spirit who has lived with a pretty passenger (Brenda Sykes) for two years. She wants to get married. He doesn't. So she takes a cruise. He doesn't.
The cruise lets her get advice on fun and meeting men from a blond divorcee (Miss Somers). It also lets Walker pursue her from port to port with cries of undying love, buttressed by dying jokes.
Guest Stars: Meredith Baxter as Sandy Rytell | Jimmie Walker as Arnold | Robert Symonds as Aubrey Skogstad | Brenda Sykes as Ginny O'Brian | Suzanne Somers as Lorraine Hoffman | Shelly Novack as Brad Brockway | Bonnie Franklin as Stacy Skogstad

2 :01x02 - A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event

A Tasteful Affair (Smith & Cole)/Oh, Dale! (Ritter & Feldshuh)/The Main Event (Hemsley & Page)
A married lady is followed by a detective who falls in love with her; a guy boards ship in drag to be with a girl who can't stand him; a middle aged couple try to save their marriage.
Guest Stars: Jaclyn Smith as Janette Bradford | LaWanda Page as Stella Marshall | Sherman Hemsley as Maurice Marshall | Tovah Feldshuh as Susan Ridley | Dennis Cole as Dennis Kingsley | John Ritter as Dale Riley |
Co-Guest Stars: Jennifer Shaw as Joanie

3 :01x03 - Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers

Ex Plus Y (Lorettya Swift & Richard Mulligan)/Graham and Kelly (Kristy MacNichol & Scott Baio)/Goldenagers (Charles Frank & Lauren Tewes.)Tonight's vignettes are: newlyweds distracted by the appearance of the bride's ex-husband, thirteen year olds experience first love; a touring group of senior citizens thwart romance Guests Include Loreiia Swit, Richard Mulligan. Robert Reed. Kristy McNichol, Scott Baio
Guest Stars: Richard Mulligan as Ron Larsen | Edward Andrews as Senior Group Leader | Pamela Bellwood as Judy Watson | Loretta Swit as Terry | Kristy McNichol as Kelly | Florence Halop as Millie Lindsay | Hermione Baddeley as Mrs. Pickrel | Robert Reed (1) as Barney Mason | Scott Baio as Graham D. Pickrel II | Charles Frank as Jim Wright |
Co-Guest Stars: Betty Kean as Mrs. Svenson | Queenie Smith as Helen Lindsey

4 :01x04 - Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha

Vignettes include confined to a wheelchair, a former tennis pro (Brenda Benet) becomes involved with a sporswriter (Bill Bixby), a stage-struck stowaway (Charo) creates havoc, a long-suffering wife (Audra Lindley) deals with her practical joker husband (Milton Berle).
Guest Stars: Charo as April Lopez | Bill Bixby as John Ballard | Milton Berle as Mr. Wolfe | Brenda Benet as Maureen | Audra Lindley as Anita Wolfe

5 :01x05 - Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity

Vignettes include a wife expecting to be dumped at sea; a faded star pursued by an admirer, celebrity-chasing passengers mistake a bore for a jewel thief.
Guest Stars: David Groh as unknown | Michele Lee as Denise Fredicks | Diahann Carroll as Roxy Blue | Bob Hastings as Customer | Paul Tinder as Crew Member | Jim Nabors as Robert Tanner | Olan Soule as Harvey Grove

6 :01x06 - The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please

Vignettes include: a young man (Robert Hegyes) trying to lose his innocence, a woman (Ruth Gordon) plays matchmaker for her sptnster granddaughter (Patty Duke Astin) and the ship's doctor, a has-been comic (Phil Foster) tries for a comeback.
Guest Stars: Tab Hunter as Dave | Ruth Gordon as Mrs. Warner | Phil Foster as Barney | Patty Duke as Shirlee | W.K. Stratton as Kyle | Robert Hegyes as Danny | Maureen McCormick as Barbara Hodges

7 :01x07 - Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx

Vignettes are: Identical twins pose as one person (Diana Canova); a girl (Lauren Tewes) falls for a guy (David Hedison) she once dumped; an older couple (Ray Bolger, Harriet Nelson) seem to cause accidents.
Guest Stars: Alana Stewart as Mrs. Stanfield | Diana Canova as Ellen and Helen Edwards | Ray Bolger as Horris McDonald | David Hedison as Buddy Stanfield | Harriet Hilliard as Henrietta McDonald
Director: Don Weis

8 :01x08 - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles

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Guest Stars: Polly Bergen as Macy Moss (Noland) | James Bond III as Theodore Dennison Jr. | Steve Allen as Durwood
Director: Stuart Margolin

9 :01x09 - The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance Roulette

A retired sea captain (Phil Silvers) makes life miserable for his working son Stubing, until romance (Judy Canova) enters his life; a man (Gary Burghoff) is trapped in his cabin by an overtrained German shepherd; three eager young women (Jane Curtin, Susan Heldfond, Joanna Kerns) play games with two men (David Landesberg, Vince Baggetta. )
Guest Stars: Judy Canova as Unknown | Joanna Kerns as Unknown | David Landsberg as Unknown | Susan Heldfond as Unknown | Phil Silvers as Merrill Stubing Sr. | Gary Burghoff as Donald | Vincent Baggetta as Frank | Jane Curtin as Regina Parker
Director: Jack Arnold

10 :01x10 - Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery

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Guest Stars: Eva Gabor as Beverly Blanchard | Leslie Nielsen as Russ | Al Molinaro as The Chef | Robert Urich as Jeff Smith
Director: Allen Baron

11 :01x11 - Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night

"Lonely At The Top" Dick Sargent - "Divorce Me, Please" Florence Henderson. Shecky Greene - "Silent Night" Donna Mills, John Gavin
Guest Stars: John Gavin as Unknown | Donna Mills as Lila Barton | Shecky Greene as Paul Baynes | Florence Henderson as Audrey Baynes | Dick Sargent as Father Mike
Director: Allen Baron

12 :01x12 - The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The Painters

A crusty curmudgeon (Will Geer) strikes up a friendship with a runaway; Julie's old boyfriend rebuffs her advances; inept painters (Arte Johnson, Pat Morita) make a shambles of the Captain's cabin.
Guest Stars: Anson Williams as Sean McGlynn | Pat Morita as Vincent | Will Geer as Franklyn Bootherstone | Arte Johnson as Ronald | Tom Poston as Mickey O'Day

13 :01x13 - Cinderella Story/Too Hot to Handle/Family Reunion

An aging purser (Bob Crane) serves the daughter (Dori Brenner) he deserted as a child; a honeymooning couple (John Rubinstein and Kathy Bates) are plagued by unromantic calamities, wealthy phonies (Don Defore, Rosemary Decamp, David White) shower attention on a grocery clerk (Bruce Solomon) they believe to be a supermarket tycoon.
Guest Stars: Kathy Bates as Doreen Allison | Dori Brenner as Wendy Bradley | Bob Crane as Teddy Anderson | Rosemary DeCamp as Cynthia Loudon | Don DeFore as Everett Loundon | Robert Hays as Sam Bradley | John Rubinstein as George Allison | Bruce Solomon as Bill Edwards | David White (1) as Greg Beatty |
Co-Guest Stars: Victoria Carroll as Ginger LeDoux

14 :01x14 - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines

A jaded pair of entertainers (Nanette Fabray, Don Adams) mellow while at sea; a possessive mother (Pearl Bailey) resents the intrusion of her son's (Ted Lange) girlfriend (Tracey Reed); a thieving chimp almost wrecks Gopher's love life.
Guest Stars: Don Adams as Lenny Carmen | Pearl Bailey as Millie Washington | Nanette Fabray as Mitzy Monroe | Allyn Ann McLerie as Cynthia Parker | Tracy Reed (2) as Charlene Franks

15 :01x15 - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper (1)

Part one has three stories — one with two blind young people falling in love, one with a huge diamond and jewel thieves, and the last of a man's mistress and his unsuspecting wife becoming friends.
Guest Stars: Desi Arnaz, Jr. as Steve Hollis | Adrienne Barbeau as Cathy Randall | Harold Gould as Vernon Crowler | Fernando Lamas as Bill Teague | Michele Lee as Roz Rogers | Juliet Mills as Barbara Danver | Dan Rowan as Alan Danver | Larry Storch as Elwood Riggs | John Schuck as Ox | Karen Valentine as Taffy Martino | Stephanie Zimbalist as Jenny Lang
Director: Allen Baron

16 :01x16 - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper (2)

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Guest Stars: Fernando Lamas as Bill Teague | Harold Gould as Vernon Crowler | John Schuck as Ox | Dan Rowan as Alan Danver | Juliet Mills as Barbara Danver | Michele Lee as Roz Rogers | Adrienne Barbeau as Cathy Randall | Desi Arnaz, Jr. as Steve Hollis | Karen Valentine as Taffy Martino | Stephanie Zimbalist as Jenny Lang | Larry Storch as Elwood
Director: Allen Baron

17 :01x17 - Winner Take Love/The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson

Dick Van Patten, Bobby Sherman, Vicki Lawrence, Maureen McCormack, Scatman Crothers and others in tales of romance and "intrigue" about a congressman mixed up in a scandal, a lovesick snob and a beauty contest aboard the SS Princess.
Guest Stars: Scatman Crothers as Virgil "Scattergun" Gibson | Graham Jarvis as Waldo Linden | Vicki Lawrence as Robin Brandt | Maureen McCormick as Suzy Corbett | Bobby Sherman as Rick | Dick Van Patten as Congressman John Whiteout | Vernee Watson-Johnson as Stephanie Hayden |
Co-Guest Stars: Melissa Tenille as Alma Hodges | Maria O'Brien as Rita Almerez | Marianne Marks as Teresa Chen | Priscilla Barnes as Jeanette Arnold
Director: Jack Arnold

18 :01x18 - The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The Sisters

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Guest Stars: Frank Converse as Bill Thompson | Pat Crowley as Noreen Badger | Brett Halsey as Clark Tyler | Peter Isacksen as L. Courtney Stubing IV | Marion Ross as Rose Higby | Marcia Strassman as Stephanie Lewis
Director: Jack Arnold

19 :01x19 - The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye

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Guest Stars: Sal Viscuso as Doug Ketchum | Bob Seagren as Mike Andrews | Debralee Scott as Jane Cole | Jim Backus as Mr. Waterman | Susan Blanchard as Sarah Lambert | Laurette Spang as Melanie
Director: Roger Duchowny

20 :01x20 - Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of You

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Guest Stars: Barbi Benton as Brigitte LeBlanc | Frankie Avalon as Nick Heider | Rick Nelson as Ted Wilcox | Jamie Farr as Sugar Daddy | Danny Dayton as Walt
Director: Richard Kinon

21 :01x21 - Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the Book

In "Taking Sides," scripted by Hugh Wedlock,Jr., Ellen and Scott Desmond (Diana Canova and Bob Urich), and Gladys and Max Watkins (Audrey Meadows and Robert Mandan) play couples who seemingly have one thing in common: their "testy" marriages. Wendel and Ida Snead (Harry Morgan and Priscilla Morrill) are a pleasant older couple en route to Mexico for a visit with their grandchildren. Unbeknown to Ida, Wendel is paying for the expensive trip by cheating at cards in "A Friendly Little Game." Sheila Lawrence (Georgia Engel) has been sent to sea by her protective papa (Herb Voland), who has asked Doe Bricker to guard the young woman's virtue. But soon after the ship leaves the shore, Sheila is off and running into the arms of Howard Wilson (Harvey Jason), who is unable to operate without a lover's manual in "Going by the Book.
Guest Stars: Harvey Jason as Howard Wilson | Herb Voland as Mr. Lawrence | Georgia Engel as Sheila Lawrence | Priscilla Morrill as Ida Snead | Robert Mandan as Max Watkins | Audrey Meadows as Gladys Watkins | Diana Canova as Ellen Desmond | Robert Urich as Scott Desmond | Harry Morgan as Wendell Snead
Director: Roger Duchowny

22 :01x22 - A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse/Parents Know Best

A Selfless Love (Leslie Nielsen and Linda Day George)/The Nubile Nurse (Elaine Joyce)/Parents Know Best (Janis Paige, Monty Hall)
Guest Stars: Lynda Day George as Laura Wakefield | Monty Hall as Harry Morrison | Elaine Joyce as Dawn Delaney | Leslie Nielsen as Dan Michaels | Janis Paige as Phyllis Morrison | Laurie Prange as Diana Lane | Mark Shera as Bruce Morrison |
Co-Guest Stars: Marla Adams as Glenda Fairbanks
Director: Roger Duchowny

23 :01x23 - Musical Cabins

A young bachelor (Paul Williams) must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow (Michele Lee) from the San Fernando Valley poses as a glamorous adventuress and captures the heart of the Captain; a confirmed male chauvinist (Dick Gautier) angers his fiancee (Barbara Rhoades), who finds comfort in sick bay with the tip's doctor; and a scandal sheet reporter (Marcia Wallace) sets out to compile material for a sins-at-sea story.
Guest Stars: Barbara Rhoades as Di Di | Michele Lee as Irene | Dick Gautier as Curt | Marcia Wallace as Ms. O'Roarke | Paul Williams (1) as Nelson
Director: Allen Baron

24 :01x24 - This Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again

"The Business of Love" written by Howard Albretch & Sol Weinstein
Jill Williams, a call girl (Caren Kaye) tries to reform and he meets Bill Wainwright, a handsome and affluent passenger (Christopher George) but a shadow from her past, a fromer client (Jack Carter) steps in to cause trouble;
"Crash diet Crisis" written by Ray Jessel
The Captain tries to lose weight to win Jocelyn Hyde, an old flame (Jessica Walter);
"I'll Never Fall in love Again" written by Ann Gibbs and Joel Kimmel
Nate and Roberta, two singles (Michael Callan, Annette Funicello) whose partners have died vow never to fall in love again.
Moe and Dottie Price, a mature couple, (Morey Amsterdam, Rose Marie) have fun with a new business.
Guest Stars: Patti Clifton as Dolly | Jayne Meadows as Myrna Foster | Rose Marie as Mrs. Price | Caren Kaye as Jill Williams | Christopher George (1) as Bill Wainwright | Annette Funicello as Roberta Roberts | Jack Carter as Ray Foster | Michael Callan as Nate Jordan | Morey Amsterdam as Mr. Price | Jessica Walter as Gail Matthews
Director: Roger Duchowny

25 :01x25 - Pacific Princess Overtures/Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever

1. A Japanese industrialist ( Pat Morita) uses his suave sales manager (Gary Collins) to wheedle a rich widow into selling her factory. 2. Gopher rebels against the Captain's constant barking of orders. Isaac and Doc try a bit of matchmaking on Gopher's behalf, but their well-meant plan backfires. 3. A mistress comes down with cabin fever when her boy friend (Antonio Fargas) puts a quietus on their affair because of snoopy friends on board (Kaye Ballard and Elias Jacobs).

"Gopher the Rebel." — Gopher is fired by Capt. Stubing when he falls for a pretty radical (Eve Plumb) traveling with her rich dad (Don Porter); "Cabin Fever" — A married man (Antonio Fargas) cruising with his gregarious mistress (Jonelle Allen) runs into busybody neighbors (Kaye Ballard and Elias Jacobs) and is confined to quarters; and "Pacific Princess Overtures" — A sales executive (Gary Collins) is instructed by his tycoon boss (Pat Morita) to use his charms in dealing with a stubborn widow (Diane Baker).
Guest Stars: Jonelle Allen as Andrea | Diane Baker as Ruth Culbert Newman | Kaye Ballard as Cora | Gary Collins as Ken Davis | Antonio Fargas as Leo Graham | Eve Plumb as Vanessa | Don Porter as Mr. Sumerall | Elias Jacob as Herman Bass | Karl Bruck as Stuart the Waiter | Selma Archerd as Eve Culbert | Pat Morita as Mr. Yamashiro |
Co-Guest Stars: Fay Hauser as Laraine
Director: Allen Baron

Season 2

26 :02x01 - Marooned (1)

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Guest Stars: Dick Martin as Unknown | David Birney as Unknown | John Astin as Unknown | Lola Falana as Foxy Lady | Avery Schreiber as Henpecked Husband | Audra Lindley as Mature Lady

27 :02x02 - Marooned (2)

The captain and crew of the SS Pacific Princess are held captive on an island by a hermit.
Guest Stars: Dick Martin as Unknown | David Birney as Unknown | John Astin as Unknown | Lola Falana as Foxy Lady | Avery Schreiber as Henpecked Husband | Audra Lindley as Mature Lady

28 :02x03 - Julie's Dilemma/Who's Who?/Rocky

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Guest Stars: James Coco as Marion Atkins | Betty Garrett as Mrs. McCoy | Norman Fell as Mr. McCoy | Jimmy Baio as Norman | Melissa Gilbert as Rocky | Edward Winter as Rocky's Father | Dody Goodman as Patricia Seldon | Marla Adams as Arlene Simpson

29 :02x04 - The Man Who Loved Women/A Different Girl/Oh, My Aching Brother

David Doyle plays a charming bachelor who falls in love with three women at the same time (a "Charlie's Angels" might-happen), young marrieds discover they've changed, after a two-year military tour; and Sonny Bono and Marty Ingels play con men ...
Guest Stars: Brett Somers as Anita Carmichael | Jo Ann Pflug as Bonnie Stokes | Marty Ingels as Joe Nash | Grant Goodeve as Dave | David Doyle as Alvin | Cathryn Damon as Charlotte | Sonny Bono as Harold Nash | Bess Armstrong as Laura | Judy Landers as Rita
Director: Allen Baron

30 :02x05 - Where is it Written?/Julie's Aunt/The Big Deal

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Guest Stars: Sam Groom as Brad Collins | Red Buttons as Uncle Cyrus

31 :02x06 - The Kissing Bandit/Mike and Ike/The Witness

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Guest Stars: Laurie Walters as Roberta Potters | Toni Tennille as Susan | Robert Reed (1) as Frank | Marilyn McCoo as Lenore | Billy Davis, Jr. as Michael Sr. | Todd Bridges as Michael Jr. | Sharon Acker as Evelyn

32 :02x07 - Ship of Ghouls

The world's greatest illusionist (Vincent Price) risks losing his fiancee when he successfully mystifies some of the female passengers.
Guest Stars: Vincent Price as The Amazing Alonzo | Mary Ann Mobley as Mrs. Price | Gary Collins as Mr. Diller | Charlie Aiken as Bobby Diller | Barbara Anderson as Karine Williamson | Joan Blondell as Ramona
Director: Roger Duchowny
Writer: Mickey Rose

33 :02x08 - Accidental Cruise/The Song is Ended/A Time for Everything/Anoushka

"Accidental Cruise" Soupy Sales, Joanne Worley; "The Song Is Ended" Richard Dawson, Juliet Mills; "A Time For Everything" Jill Whelan, Melendy Britt; "Anoushka" Loretta Swit.
Guest Stars: Loretta Swit as Anoushka | Juliet Mills as unknown | Richard Dawson as unknown | Jo Anne Worley as unknown | Soupy Sales as Mr. Marshall | Melendy Britt as Georgina
Director: Roger Duchowny

34 :02x09 - Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe/Chubs/Locked Away

Strange tales take place this week, including a ghostly adventure, an overprotective brother and two long-divorced couples' reunion.
Guest Stars: Conrad Bain as Les | Melissa Sue Anderson as Jennifer "Chubs" Smith | Jamie Lee Curtis as Linda
Director: Richard Kinon

35 :02x10 - Tony's Family/The Minister and the Stripper/Her Own Two Feet

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Guest Stars: Alan Young as Phil Sharp | Larry Storch as Tony | Tony LaTorre as Angelo | June Allyson as Audrey | Peter Graves (1) as Rev. Gerald Whitney
Director: George Tyne

36 :02x11 - Heads or Tails/The Little People/Mona of the Movie

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Guest Stars: Edward Albert as Doug Warren | Adam Arkin as Alex | Patty Maloney as Dottie

37 :02x12 - Folks from Home/The Captain's Cup/Legal Eagle

"Folks From Home"
John Mclntire, Jeanette Nolan, Doc befriends an elderly couple, but faces the trauma of having to operate on the old lady, when she is involved in an accident. John Mclntire and his wife, Jeannette Nolan, play an elderly couple who are befriended by Doc, who has to perform surgery to save her life.
"The Captain's Cup"
Pat Harrington, Florence Henderson;
Pat Harrington is a crewman who falls for publicity gal Florence Henderson
"Legal Eagle"
Bert Convy, Leigh Taylor-Young.
Cissy Colpitts is a knockout blonde who falls for Gopher; Bert Convy is a divorced man who flips over Leigh Taylor-Young, his ex-wife's attorney.
Guest Stars: Cisse Cameron as unknown | Leigh Taylor-Young as Unknown | Bert Convy as Unknown | Jeanette Nolan as Unknown | John McIntire as Unknown | Florence Henderson as Diane | Pat Harrington, Jr. as Hank

38 :02x13 - Isosceles Triangle/El Kid/The Last Hundred Bucks

"Isosceles Triangle" Connie Stevens; "El Kid" Robert Urich. Heather Menzies; "The Last Hundred Bucks" Rue McClanahan. Dabney Coleman.
Guest Stars: Dabney Coleman as Van Milner | Heather Menzies as Cybill Hartman | Robert Urich as Larry Hartman | Connie Stevens as Karen Maynard | Dena Dietrich as Renee Larsen | Rue McClanahan as April Dunlevy
Director: Bob Claver

39 :02x14 - Double Wedding/The Ventriloquists/Julie Falls Hard

A pair of identical twins swap fiances just before their marriage; a husband-and-wife ventriloquist team work together for the last time; and a widower proposes to cruise director Julie McCoy.

41 :02x16 - Gopher's Opportunity/Home Sweet Home/The Switch

"Gopher's Opportunity" Gopher's friend and his socialite wife make him a dream job offer;
"Home Sweet Home" A wealthy widow takes up residency
aboard ship and falls in love with a steward; and "The Switch" A substitute magician working the cruise, and his new assistant become romantically involved.
Guest Stars: Nancy Walker (1) as Mrs. Waterhouse | Bobby Van as Phil Livington | Ron Palillo as Al Breyer | Melinda Naud as Maggie Walsh | Elaine Joyce as Melody Livington | Michael Gregory as Ken Breyer | Abe Vigoda as Charles Fletcher

42 :02x17 - Like Father, Like Son/Don't Push Me/Second Chance

"Like Father. Like Son." A charming widower and his son fall in love with the same girl. "Don't Push Me." An easygoing bachelor becomes allergic to the idea of marrying his aggressive girlfriend. "Second Chance." Isaac and an influential passenger help an ex-shoplifter.
Guest Stars: Debbi Morgan as Stephanie Jackson | Randolph Mantooth as Alan Billingly
Director: Allen Baron

43 :02x18 - Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (1)

"Alas, Poor Dwyer" by Barry Blitzer
Julie is driving everybody nuts with the approaching Haley high school reunion aboard the cruise ship. Julie's English teacher, Malcom Dwyer (Raymond Burr), a lonely alcoholic, is aboard ship for Julie's class reunion. Ross, a famed football player, comes aboard and reencounters Jason and DeLuca.
"After the War" by Carmen Finestra
Jack and Kathy Forbes (John Rubinstein and Judi West)arrive for the reunion and get shocked at seeing their oldfriend Mike Kelly (Michael Cole)crippled in a wheelchair, a war victim.
"Itsy Bitsy" by Howard Albretch & Sol Weinstein
Doc has fallen for one of Julie's former schoolmates pictured in the school yearbook.
"Ticket to Ride" Joyce Armor & Judie Neer
Julie learns her friend Wendy has divorced from Tom (David Landsberg) and an unknown admirer has sent her the cruise ticket.
"Disco Baby" by Ray Jessel
Joey, a former Julie's boyfriend, is now teaming with Sherry, her rival at high school, as dance partners.
First of two parts.
Guest Stars: Michael Lembeck as Joey | Kelly Monteith as Pete DeLuca | John Rubinstein as Jack Forbes | Judi West as Kathy Forbes | David Landsberg as Tom | Christopher George (1) as Ross Randall | Bob Denver as Jason Markham | Kim Darby as Wendy | Michael Cole as Mike Kelly | Raymond Burr as Malcolm Dwyer | Lisa Hartman as Sherry | Conchata Ferrell as Bitsy
Director: Roger Duchowny

44 :02x19 - Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (2)

Julie's high-school-reunion cruise finds her drawn to a classmate (Michael Lembeck); Stubing helps an alcoholic teacher (Raymond Burr); a draft evader confronts a veteran; a woman holds a mystery ticket; Doc has a surprise date.
Guest Stars: Michael Lembeck as Joey | Kelly Monteith as Pete DeLuca | John Rubinstein as Jack Forbes | Judi West as Kathy Forbes | David Landsberg as Tom | Christopher George (1) as Ross Randall | Bob Denver as Jason Markham | Conchata Ferrell as Bitsy | Lisa Hartman as Sherry | Raymond Burr as Malcolm Dwyer | Michael Cole as Mike Kelly | Kim Darby as Wendy
Director: Roger Duchowny

45 :02x20 - Dream Ship/Best of Friends/Aftermath

Crewmembers learn that Karl Schmidt (Conried)is considering Stubing to take over the prestigious cruise ship Lorelei, and go overboard to help their captain make an outstanding impression. A complimentary passenger (Dr. Joyce Brothers) aids their cause in "Dream Ship." In" Best of Friends," written by Fred S. Fox and Seaman Jacobs, Carol Gilmore (Ms. Lynley) agonizes about explaining that she made a date with attractive Paul Dunbar (Murphy), never realizing he had become her girlfriend's fiance. Bitter Dr. Akers (Anderson), a brilliant surgeon prior to a disabling traffic accident, puts down his old friend Doc for practicing aboard a cruise ship until Doc diagnoses his wife a tranquilizer addict and discovers the cause in "Aftermath," written by Lee Aronsohn.
Guest Stars: Starr Hester as Mrs. Haskell | Mary Farrell as Nurse | Donna Pescow as Gwen Winters | Ben Murphy (1) as Paul Dunbar | Diana Muldaur as Laura Akers | Carol Lynley as Carol Gilmore | Hans Conried as Karl Schmidt | Joyce Brothers as Mrs. Magwich | Richard Anderson as Dr. Art Ackers
Director: George Tyne

46 :02x21 - A Good & Faithful Servant/Secret Life of Burl Smith/Tug of War/Designated Lover

A vacationing chauffeur and his wealthy employer fall in love; a famous model causes love-smitten Gopher to fantasize himself as a series of flamboyant heroes; a separated couple vie for their son's affection; and Reggie Jackson can't got anyone to believe he's really the baseball star.
Guest stars: Sir John Mills, Juliet Mills.
Guest Stars: Juliet Mills as unknown | John Mills as unknown | Telma Hopkins as Cleo | Reggie Jackson as Himself
Director: Roger Duchowny
Writer: Bob Fraser

47 :02x22 - Love Me, Love My Dog/Poor Little Rich Girl/The Decision

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Guest Stars: Debbie Allen as Selena Moore | Dennis Cole as Alan Harmon | Fannie Flagg as Alicia Finch | Maren Jensen as Suzanna Wells | Gene Rayburn as Mason Randolph
Director: Roger Duchowny

48 :02x23 - Funny Valentine/The Wallflower/A Home is Not a Home

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Guest Stars: Elinor Donahue as Rowena | Samantha Eggar as Mary-Louise Murphy
Director: George Tyne

49 :02x24 - Ages of Man/Families/Bo 'n' Sam

"Ages of Man" by Lan O'Kun— Julie, in love with an older passenger (Paul Burke), is in turn the object of a young teenager's (Patrick Labyorteaux) crush; "Families" by Howard Albrecht and Sol Weinstein — Young lovers (Mark Shera and Ellen Bry) are caught in a crossfire between their diametrically opposed parents (Arlene Dahl and Leslie Nielsen); and "Bo 'N Sam" by Ben Joelson and Art Baer — A hilariously inept duo (Philip Charles McKenzie and Michael Tucci) try to deliver a surprise present for Capt. Stubing.
Guest Stars: Jim Hackett as Man | Bill Smillie as Chef | James Dobson as Anderson | Michael Tucci as Sam | Mark Shera as Jeff Cross | Patrick Labyorteaux as Billy Tryman | Arlene Dahl as Monica Cross | Paul Burke (1) as Walter Parrish | Leslie Nielsen as Hank Hardaway | Philip Charles MacKenzie as Bo | Ellen Bry as Diana Hardaway
Director: Richard Kinon

50 :02x25 - Sounds of Silence/Cyrano de Bricker/Murder on the High Seas

In ''Sounds of Silence," Phil Backstrom/Deacon Dark (Bono), who performs hard rock in garish makeup and attire as the creation of his manager, Marty Austin (Arte Johnson), is a gentle man who wants only to sing as himself, especially after he meets beautiful Sara Nichols (Ms. Lenham) who has been deaf from birth. This is Lenham's first major television role. Mitzi De Risi (Ms. St. John) is unhappily married to Vinnie De Risi (Carras) until Doc helps him find a way to express his love in "Cyrano de Bricker." In "Murder On The High Seas," crew members don't realize that Lillian and Teddy Smith (Ms. Wynter and Lawford) are best-selling murder mystery writers when they overhear them discussing ways of doing in the captain.
Guest Stars: Sheila Lenham as Sara (Deaf actress) | James Dobson as Anderson | Dana Wynter as Maggie Smith | Jill St. John as Mitzi DeRisi | Charlie Callas as Vinnie DeRisi | Sonny Bono as Phil Baxter | Arte Johnson as Marty Austin
Director: Richard Kinon

51 :02x26 - Super Mom/I'll See You Again/April's Return

In ''Super Mom," Margaret Hanrahan (Ms. Meara) has so little time for anything but her children (Katy Kurtzman and Corey Feldman) on a second honeymoon that her husband seeks other companionship. In "I'll See You Again," Eve Mills (Ms. Charisse), traveling with handsome escort Francois (Stephen Schnetzer) is reintroduced to Frank Pearse (Stevens). She assumed that he was killed in the war when she didn't receive any letters from him, but now they have been reunited. In "April's Return," Capt. Stubing is proud of his ex-stowaway, now the top singer of the shipping line and his "discovery." However, he does not realize that she is led up with entertaining and wants Julie to train her as a cruise director.
Guest Stars: Speedy Zapata as Man | Katy Kurtzman as Katie Harrihan | Cyd Charisse as Eve Mills | Craig Stevens (1) as Frank Pierce | Jerry Stiller as Bud Harrihan | Anne Meara as Margaret Harrihan | Charo as April Lopez | Corey Feldman as Charlie Harrihan | Stephen Schnetzer as Francois Mills
Director: George Tyne

52 :02x27 - Third Wheel/Grandmother's Day/Second String Mom

In "Third Wheel," by Lee Aronsohn, Gopher, who has never been close to his conservative father, Elliot Smith (Cummings), asks his mother, Ros (Ms. Merman), to perform a musical number with him for the crew show. Later they both realize they have hurt Elliot, who used to do the number with Ros in college. Maggie O'Brien (Ms Fabray) learns from Doc that she is pregnant and dreads breaking the news to husband Mac (Nelson), who is elatedly planning a future for just the two of them now that the last of their grown children has left home, in "Grandmother's Day," penned by Ann Gibbs and Joel Kimmel. In "Second String Mom," by Lee Aronsohn, Lee Noble (Ms. Howland) is beginning to lose hope of winning the affection of her stepdaughters when they make a forbidden shore trip and suddenly need her help.
Guest Stars: Shelly Juttner as Judy Noble | Michele Tobin as Mary Noble | Barry Nelson as Mac O'Brian | Ethel Merman as Ros Smith | Nanette Fabray as Maggie O'Brian | Bob Cummings as Eliott Smith | Ken Berry as Robert Noble | Beth Howland as Lee Noble
Director: Gordon Farr

Season 3

53 :03x01 - Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (1)

A cast of stars get aboard when the Love Boat makes its first Alaskan tour in this two-hour episode. The Pacific Princess makes port at Vancouver, Juneau and Skagway in this chance-of-pace outing.

In CAROL AND DOUG'S STORY, the future bride and groom, Carol Bowers and Doug Bradbury (Ms. Hartman and Mark Harmon) are off for a blissful journey to the wedding site until a jealous girl (Caren Kaye) hampers the festivities by trying to get the groom-to-be in her clutches. In PETER AND ALICIA'S STORY, Alicia Bradbury (Eleanor Parker), the groom's wealthy, snobbish mother, learns that her financial situation is not what she expected. When she meets her ex-husband (Ray Milland), Alicia learns that they cannot buy everything in life. In JULIE'S STORY, Julie becomes caught up in wedding fever and decides to find her old flame, Jack Chenault (Tony Roberts), when the ship docks in Sitka to tell him that she will marry him. Also on board is Mary Prine (Donny Most), who has a crush on Julie as well as being the groom's best man. In BUDDY AND PORTIA'S STORY, Alicia's devil-may-care sister, Portia (Audra Lindley), strikes up an unusual friendship-with Buddy Bowers (Greene), and the two end up quite close once they reach the wedding destination.
Guest Stars: Tony Roberts as Jack Chenault | Eleanor Parker as Alicia Bradbury | Don Most as Marty Prine | Ray Milland as Peter Bradbury | Caren Kaye as Natalie | Audra Lindley as Portia Fairchild | Mark Harmon as Doug Bradbury | Lisa Hartman as Carol Bowers | Lorne Greene as Buddy Bowers |
Co-Guest Stars: Robert Lussier as Rev. McGuffey | Stephanie Steele as Nancy | Julia Duffy as Sandy
Director: Roger Duchowny

54 :03x02 - Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (2)

In CAROL AND DOUG'S STORY, the future bride and groom, Carol Bowers and Doug Bradbury (Ms. Hartman and Mark Harmon) are off for a blissful journey to the wedding site until a jealous girl (Caren Kaye) hampers the festivities by trying to get the groom-to-be in her clutches. In PETER AND ALICIA'S STORY, Alicia Bradbury (Eleanor Parker), the groom's wealthy, snobbish mother, learns that her financial situation is not what she expected. When she meets her ex-husband (Ray Milland), Alicia learns that they cannot buy everything in life. In JULIE'S STORY, Julie becomes caught up in wedding fever and decides to find her old flame, Jack Chenault (Tonyi Roberts), when the ship docks in Sitka to tell him that she will marry him. Also on board is Mary Prine (Donny Most), who has a crush on Julie as well as being the groom's best man. In BUDDY AND PORTIA'S STORY, Alicia's devil-may-care sister, Portia (Audra Lindley), strikes up an unusual friendship-with Buddy Bowers (Greene), and the two end up quite close once they reach the wedding destination.
Guest Stars: Don Most as Marty Prine | Ray Milland as Bradbury | Tony Roberts as Jack Chenault | Eleanor Parker as Alicia Bradbury | Mark Harmon as Doug Bradbury | Lisa Hartman as Carol Bowers | Lorne Greene as Buddy Bowers | Audra Lindley as Portia Fairchild | Julia Duffy as Sandy
Director: Roger Duchowny

55 :03x03 - Oldies but Goodies/The Grass Is Always Greener/Three Stages of Love

In OLDIES BUT GOODIES, when the woman and her man-hunting daughter arrive on the ship, the mother is attracted to a disabled man but their relationship is hampered by his snobby and obnoxious aide. In THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER, Julie thinks she's opted for the wrong career when she meets her happily married friend who took the cruise director course with her especially when she feels that Capt. Stubing is overly friendly to the woman. In THE STAGES OF LOVE, written by Tom Dunsmuir, a man believes men and women have relationships in three stages, but is in for a surprise when his last stage is supposed to occur.
Director: Alan Rafkin

56 :03x04 - Doc, Be Patient/Dance With Me/Going My Way

In DOC, BE PATIENT, flirtatious Doc comes down with a bad case of the flu and must follow the instructions of a beautiful female doctor. Predictably, he falls for her, but can't leave his bed to make a pass. In DANCE WITH ME, Marcy McGuire has given up being a prima ballerina to run her own school in Germany. When she sees her old partner and his protegeé she tries to get him to join her school as a choreographer to save his health. In GOING MY WAY, a wacky woman who has been given the heave-ho by her boyfriend impulsively asks her Oddball cab driver to forget about driving and take the cruise with her. They find out they have a lot in common.

"Doc, Be Patient" — When Doc gets the flu, he receives private treatement from a gorgeous doctor (Susan Sullivan) who keeps his fever up even when his temperature drops; "Dance With Me" — A retired ballerina (Carol Lawrence) meets her former partner and his girlfriend(John Meehan and Starr Danias)
and must tell him the shocking truth about his future; and "Going My Way" — A madcap girl (Arlene Golonka) who has been jilted invites her cab driver (Buddy Hackett) on the cruise.
Guest Stars: Starr Danias as Joanna Robbins | John Meehan as William Delaney | Arlene Golonka as Susie Butterfield | Susan Sullivan as Dr. Emily Bradford | Carol Lawrence as Marcy McGuire | Buddy Hackett as Mickey Greenbaum

57 :03x05 - The Audit Couple/The Scoop/My Boyfriend's Back

In THE AUDIT COUPLE, written by Bob Fraser and Rob Dames, Viola Penny (Ms. Diller) flips for Capt. Stubing while going ever the ship's books. However, she discovers reason to question his honesty and they have a confrontation. In THE SCOOP, written by Howard Albrecht and Sol Weinstein, TV star Jackie Landers (Ms. Dewitt) takes the cruise with her son. Fearing for her privacy, she discovers that a writer for a gossip magazine is on board and she enlists Doc's help in keeping her real secret out of the publication. In MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK, written by Joyce Armor and Judie Neer, a recently married couple finds out about trust in marriage when the wife's former love tries to make her husband jealous of the relationships they had.
Guest Stars: Shane Butterworth as Billy Landers
Director: Jack Arnold

58 :03x06 - Gopher's Greatest Hits/The Vacation/One Rose a Day

In GOPHER'S GREATEST HITS, when Gopher agrees to take over for a sick performer he finds out that his vocal cords are not the most entertaining factor in his act. The segment was written by Lee Aronsohn. In THE VACATION, written by Ann Gibbs and Joe Kimmel, two sisters who usually take the cruise together are joined by one sister's husband. When he finds out about the prior trips they have taken, he learns more about trust in the institution of marriage. In ONE ROSE A DAY, written by co-producer Henry Colman, when the widow meets the man (Don Ameche) responsible for sending her a remembrance even after her husband's death, she is in for a heartrending surprise.

"Gopher's Greatest Hits" — Gopher thinks he's headed for stardom after he fills in for a singer in the lounge; "The Vacation" — A man (Conrad Janis) thinks his wife (Joanna Cassidy) is having an affair after he learns of her escapades on past cruises with her sister (Jaye P. Morgan); and "One Rose a Day" — A widow (Martha Scott) on the cruise learns more about love and life after receiving a romantic surprise.
Guest Stars: Jaye P. Morgan as unknown | Joanna Cassidy as unknown | Conrad Janis as unknown | Don Ameche as unknown | Martha Scott as Janet Latham
Director: George Tyne

59 :03x07 - Crew Confessions/Haven't I Seen You?/Reunion

"Crew Confessions" Isaac has trouble on the high seas when the Love Boat crew discovers he has included some racy tales about them in his new novel. "Haven't I Seen You" A man (Don Knotts) who closely resembles a celebrity starts to enjoy his new identity when a strikingly beautiful passenger showers him with love, and "Reunion" A husband and wife (Jane Wyatt and Jean Pierre Aumont) are reunited after being separated during World War II.

In CREW CONFESSIONS, Isaac shocks the crew when he writes about them in his scintillating novel, causing havoc among his co-workers. In HAVEN"T I SEEN YOU, a man has the problem of trying to convince people that he is not a well-known star. However, once he becomes friendly with a woman on the ship, he must convince the lady he is not who she thinks he is. In REUNION, when the husband and wife are reunited, they share a secret, and no one knows their true relationship.
Guest Stars: Jean-Pierre Aumont as unknown | Don Knotts as unknown | Jane Wyatt as Mrs. Fluro | Pat Finley as Adele
Director: Alan Rafkin

60 :03x08 - Cindy/Play by Play/What's a Brother For?

Melissa Sue An­derson, of "Little House" guest stars as a modern-day Cin­derella hassled by a mean stepmother. Other skits involve Chris George, as a chauvinistic sportscaster, and Patrick Wayne, as dis­abled man who unfairly dominates his brother. In CINDY, Cindy Jerome (Ms. Anderson) boards the ship with her stepmother (Ms. Jones) and obnoxious stepsisters. (Rhonda Bates and Lila Kent). Gopher (Fred Grand) finds out that Cindy has a beautiful voice and tries to have her audition for Preston Maddox (Frank Sinatra, Jr.), a famous bandleader who is on board. However, Gopher's plans backfire and Julie (Lauren Tewes) almost lays an egg at the Halloween party. In PLAY BY PLAY, Christopher George and Lynda Day George portray Bud Pomeroy and Peggy Rossmore, sportscasters on the same television show. They are rivals who learn more about each other when she challenges him to a battle of the sexes. In WHAT'S A BROTHER FOR?, guilt and love make a man (Tom Hallick) the caretaker for his handicapped brother (Patrick Wayne), until a loving young woman (Joan Van Ark) sets them both straight about their respective lives.
Guest Stars: Lila Kent as Dee-Dee Jerome | Patrick Wayne as Matt Benton | Joan Van Ark as Kris Hayley | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Preston Maddox | Tom Hallick as Tom Benton | Lynda Day George as Peggy Rossmore | Christopher George (1) as Bud Pomeroy | Melissa Sue Anderson as Cindy Jerome | Carolyn Jones (1) as Margaret Edith Jerome
Director: George Tyne

61 :03x09 - Never Say Goodbye/A New Woman/Trial Romance

In a poignant episode, captain Stubing is reunited with his love child, Vicki. In NEVER SAY GOODBYE, Stubbing receives a letter from Vicki, the daughter of a past love who has died, and makes a telephone call to the child. However, he finds out that she has ran away. When the ship docks at Acapulco, he goes to find her and ends up with a unexpected, heartrending surprise. In A NEW WOMAN, Gale Storm stars as Rose Kennicott, an older woman who wants to "get with it." She seeks advice from Julie (Lauren Tewes), but the coaching backfires when Rose falls for Doc (Bernie Kopell), leaving one suiter behind (Louis Nye). In TRIAL ROMANCE, a man and a woman (Vic Tayback and Jo Ann Pflug) who were on the same deadlocked jury meet again. Unfortunately, the two can't stand each other because of personal idiosyncracies, but make the most of the situation on the high seas. Also guest starring is Sandra Dee as Dolores.
Guest Stars: Sandra Dee as Dolores | Jo Ann Pflug as unknown | Gale Storm as Rose Kennicott | Louis Nye as unknown | Vic Tayback as Harry Stewart
Director: Gordon Farr

62 :03x10 - Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (1)

Guest starring are 11 of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Bill Daily, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., Jackie Earle Haley, John Hillerman, Gunilla Hutton, Patsy Kelly, Roz Kelly, Larry Linville, Dina Merrill, Ginger Rogers, Natalie Schäfer, Stephen Shortridge and William Windom. Ginger Rogers stars as a beautiful movie star, Stella Logan, who has agreed to be chairperson for the ship's charity cruise. However, once on board, Stella runs into Elliot Norman (Fairbanks), the dean of American Film and drama critics who has never given Miss Logan a good review. Once the two get together it's a contest of digs, and a surprise happening between the two. CRITICAL SUCCESS. In THE LOVE LAMP IS LIT a husband and his wife (Larrv Linville and Gunilla Hutton) board the ship.
Guest Stars: Stephen Shortridge as Mark Scott | Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves | Jackie Earle Haley as Teenager

64 :03x12 - Brotherhood of the Sea/Letter to Babycakes/Daddy's Pride

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Guest Stars: Alex Cord as Mr. Barrett | Telma Hopkins as Tracy

65 :03x13 - Not Now, I'm Dying/Eleanor's Return/Too Young to Love

Gopher tries to keep the unmarried daughter of Captain Steubing's boss from sharing the honeymoon suite with her boyfriend.
Guest Stars: Dack Rambo as Peter Welch

67 :03x15 - The Spider Serenade/Next Door Wife/The Harder They Fall

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Guest Stars: Nancy Kulp as Sylvia McTigue

68 :03x16 - Doc's 'Ex' Change/The Gift/Making the Grade

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Guest Stars: Jessica Walter as Madeline Harris | Dick Gautier as John Hurley | Red Buttons as Bud Redmond

70 :03x18 - Kinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (1)

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Guest Stars: Denise Nicholas as Maura Belloque | Donny Osmond as Danny Fields | Richard Roundtree as Dave Williams | Richard Paul as Mr. Shoenfield | Pam Grier as Cynthia Williams | Randall Carver as Eisher Fargas | Loni Anderson as Kitty | Marion Ross as Emmy Schofield | Robert Guillaume as Frank Bellow | Slim Pickens as Lucius Schofield
Director: Roger Duchowny

71 :03x19 - Kinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (2)

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Guest Stars: Marion Ross as Emmy Schofield | Robert Guillaume as Frank Bellow | Slim Pickens as Lucius Schofield
Director: Roger Duchowny

72 :03x20 - Rent a Romeo/Matchmaker, Matchmaker/Y' Gotta Have Heart

In "Rent A Romeo" Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way and hires a known Romeo; as for "Matchmaker, Matchmaker" a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents with the assistance of Vicki's; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband in "Y' Gotta Have Heart".
Guest Stars: Brett Somers as Sarah | Misty Rowe as Sherry | Joe Namath as Rod Baylor | Vicki Lawrence as Carol | Phil Harris (1) as Harvey | Ja'net DuBois as Evelyn Hopkins | Taurean Blacque as Mike | Cleavon Little as Andrew Hopkins |
Co-Guest Stars: Mark James as Jimmy
Director: Roger Duchowny

73 :03x21 - The Captain's Ne'er-Do-Well Brother/The Perfect Match/The Remake

In "The Captain's Ne'er-Do-Well Brother"(by Casey Keller & Richard Albrecht)Captain Stubing's womanizing twin brother(Gavin McLeod playing a dual role and billed as O.D. Warbux) meets a wealthy lady (Diane Ladd), while in "The Remake" (by Lee Aronsohn) Julie's aunt, a widow (Florence Henderson), tries to mold a fellow passenger (James Broderick) into her husband's image. "The Perfect Match" (by Eric Gethers) through a computer a lady (Connie Stevens) looks for the perfect man (Kent McCord) to sire her child.
Guest Stars: Connie Stevens as Holly Christopher | James Broderick as Neal Rich | Florence Henderson as Christine Frank | Kent McCord as Howard Samuels | Diane Ladd as Ruby Givens
Director: Richard Kinon

74 :03x22 - Not So Fast, Gopher/Haven't We Met Before?/Seoul Mates

Gopher grows concerned when he feels his widowed mother (Ethel Merman) is overdoing it with a fun-loving bachelor (Ray Bolger).
Director: Gordon Farr

75 :03x23 - Another Time, Another Place/Doctor Who/Gopher's Engagement

A nun meets a former lover, and an astronomer wants to check out heavenly human bodies.
Guest Stars: Maureen McCormick as Celia Elliott | Arte Johnson as Dr. Wilford Jones | Jane Wyman as Sister Patricia
Director: Allen Baron

76 :03x24 - Dumb Luck/Tres Amigos/Hey, Jealous Lover

Julie helps a brilliant, but plain-looking woman become a glamor queen. Vicki and a young passenger try to help out a stowaway and a man accuses crew members of making passes at his wife.

"Dumb Luck" A brilliant plain-Jane becomes a fetching glamour girl with the help of Julie, "Tres Amigos" Vicki and a boy, traveling with his parents, try to
help out a stowaway, and "Hey, Jealous Lover" A man accuses the male members of the crew of making passes at his wife.
Guest Stars: Anthony Ramirez as Luis Rivera | Jayne Meadows as Mrs. Benson | Kevin Tighe as Chris | Shelley Hack as Carol | Jennifer Darling as Alice Gaines | James Gregory as Milton Benson
Director: Roger Duchowny

77 :03x25 - Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon Pressure

Betty Layton boards the ship with her husband whose huge wad of cash makes the crew suspicious. Captain and his crew try to impress a welfare worker. The crew becomes suspicious when a passenger is seen with a huge wad of money; Captain Stubing tries to impress a welfare worker who is investigating his claim for the custody of his daughter; newlyweds are shocked when two of the groom's friends Join them on the cruise.
Guest Stars: Noah Beery, Jr. as Unknown | Alice Faye as Betty Layton | Eve Plumb as Terri | Lois Nettleton as Susan Stoddard | Norman Alden as Ralph
Director: Richard Kinon

78 :03x26 - Vicki's First Love/Accident Prone/The High Cost of Loving

Vicki, the captain's young daughter, gets her first taste of love when she flips for a famous singer and has to face competition from older women; two people who were in a car accident and who can't stand each other, discover each other is on board; and a young man, a recent victim of the Marvin Law, has a hard time trying to swear off women.
Guest Stars: Shauna Sullivan as Vivian | Lois Hamilton as Angela | Alan Feinstein as Tom Barry | Britt Ekland as Karen Ellison | Robin Eisenman as Dee Dee | Kate Campbell (1) as Louise | Steve Kanaly as Matthew | Rex Smith as Mark Redding
Director: George Tyne

79 :03x27 - Invisible Maniac/September Song/Peekaboo

Isaac finds himself in a precarious position when he meets a beautiful former school chum and her macho husband. Peggy Cass, here with Gordon Jump, play a middle-aged couple trying to swing a little. A model uses Isaac to make her husband jealous; an attorney wants to marry a colleague, who's afraid to make a commitment; a wife decides that a carefree attitude will save her marriage from possible boredom.
Guest Stars: Georg Stanford Brown as Unknown | David Hasselhoff as Unknown | BernNadette Stanis as Unknown | Gordon Jump as Unknown | Peggy Cass as Unknown | Shelley Fabares as Unknown | Clifton Davis as Unknown | Ann B. Davis as Agnes
Director: George Tyne

Season 4

81 :04x01 - Friends and Lovers/Sergeant Bull/Miss Mother

"Friends and Lovers." — Wedding bells may ring for Julie and Gopher when they fall in love while trying to show that Gopher is just as big a ladies' man as his old college buddy (Tom Hanks); "Sergeant Bull" — Three ex-servicemen (Nipsey Russell, Harvey Lembeck and Jack Somack) set up their gung ho sergeant (Vic Tayback) for romance with a crew member (Doris Roberts) when he turns their vacation cruise into a boot camp; and "Miss Mother" — A beautiful woman (Shelley Smith)finds the man of her dreams (Dennis Cole), but she has a little secret that may bring an end to their newfound romance — of course.
Guest Stars: Jack Somack as Buzz Plesser | Doris Roberts as Rose | Harvey Lembeck as Tom Lauck | Nipsey Russell as Dan Mahoney | Dennis Cole as Dennis Grant | Shelley Smith as Gwen Hutchens | Vic Tayback as Sergeant Harry "Bull" Bulewsky

82 :04x02 - The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (1)

Romance and comic intrigue reign on the high seas as 50 engaged couples board the Pacific Princess to compete in a "Marriage-a-Than Cruise" a contest that takes Capt. Stubing, his crew and their guests on a beautiful scenic tourney from St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands through the Panama Canal to the Mexican Riviera for a star studded mass wedding.
Guest Stars: Peter Graves (1) as Carl Lawrence | Ann Jillian as Rena Ward | Darren McGavin as Lawrence Evans | Ted Knight as Tom McMann | Brian Kerwin as Chad Lawrence | Debbie Reynolds as Sheila Evans | Rue McClanahan as Mary Hubbell

83 :04x03 - The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (2)

Fifty engaged couples take part in a Marriage-a-thon cruise. Among the passengers are two steadies who finally plan to marry after a 10-year engagement; the wedding-contest promoter and his not-so-happily married wife; and a young woman who can't locate her fiance.
Guest Stars: Peter Graves (1) as Carl Lawrence | Ann Jillian as Rena Ward | Darren McGavin as Lawrence Evans | Ted Knight as Tom McMann | Brian Kerwin as Chad Lawrence | Debbie Reynolds as Sheila Evans | Rue McClanahan as Mary Hubbell

84 :04x04 - Target Gopher/The Major's Wife/Strange Honeymoon/The Oilman Cometh

Target Gopher by Fred S. Fox & Seaman Jacobs/The Major's Wife by Pat Fielder/Strange Honeymoon by R.S. Allen & Harvey Bullock/The Oilman Cometh by R.S. Allen & Harvey Bullock
A Texas oil magnate takes the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders aboard to impress his clients, including a Mideast prince who thinks one of the women has been given to him; Also on board are two brothers in the honeymoon suite; and an Air Force officer, his passive wife and an aggressive old girl friend.
Guest Stars: Dale Robertson as Mason Fleers | Mark Pinter as Hud Hanson | Jo Ann Pflug as Gloria Beaumont | Nobu McCarthy as Nara Latham | Pat Harrington, Jr. as Prince Hassan | Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders as Themselves | Robert Culp as Major Ross Latham | Al Corley as Walter Henson | David Cassidy as Ted Harmes
Director: Roger Duchowny

85 :04x05 - The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (1)

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Guest Stars: Walter Slezak as Marcel Locksmith | Skip Stephenson as Peter Andrews | Connie Stevens as Marcia Rand | Dick Van Patten as Charlie Dillinger | Jimmie Walker as Marvin Jones | Lani O'Grady as Maude Victor | Peter Lupus as Dave Porter | Gayle Hunnicutt as Janet Mallory | Bart Braverman as Roger Markham | Sorrell Booke as Lucius Kergo | Maren Jensen as Sharon Patrick | Pernell Roberts as Brian Mallory |
Co-Guest Stars: Patti MacLeod as Miss Lottie | James Dobson as Father Briorly | Gregg Robblee as Tom Mallory
Director: Richard Kinon
Writer: R.S. Allen

86 :04x06 - The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (2)

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Guest Stars: Pernell Roberts as Brian Mallory | Maren Jensen as Sharon Patrick

88 :04x08 - Tell Her She's Great/Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two/The Baby Alarm

"Tell Her She's Great" Isaac causes comedic chaos when he convinces the crew to bolster his stagestruck aunt's ego, which turns her into an outrageous prima donna; "Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two" Two sets of parents, the Cummings and the Clarks, go overboard trying to spark o romance between their respective children, and "The Baby Alarm" An unwed mother's infant son has an unusual way of showing his disapproval to men who try to romance her.
Guest Stars: Don Bovingloh as Waiter | Stan Sells as Gig Wayburn | Mel Stewart as Charles Nolan | Terry Moore as Mrs. Clark | Joan Lorring as Marion Cummings | Lorenzo Lamas as Brett Clark | Farley Granger as Charles Cummings | Susan Howard as Cynthia Bowden | John Reilly as Bill Simmons | Isabel Sanford as Tania Nolan | Melissa Sue Anderson as Cathy Cummings | Troy Donahue as Mr. Clark
Director: Ray Austin

90 :04x10 - Captain's Triangle/Boomerang/Out of This World

"Out of This World" by Jill Baer & Christopher Vane - Gopher's job is on the line when he and a mild mannered man (Tom Smothers) believe that a woman (Helen Reddy) is from outer space; "Captain's Triangle" by Ken Hecht - Captain Stubing is a candidate for seduction by a former girlfriend (Sue Ane Langdon) who is now married to another captain (Monte Markham); and in "Boomerang" by Lou Patrick, a beautiful model (Pamela Sue Martin), pretending to be married, learns a lesson from two bachelors (Guich Koock, Barry Van Dyke) .

Directed by Richard Kinon

Guest Stars: Tom Smothers as Martin Fallow | Helen Reddy as Eleanor Green | Pamela Sue Martin as Donna Dayton | Sue Ane Langdon as Monica Wells | Guich Koock as Lance Michaels | Barry Van Dyke as Scott Hanson | Monte Markham as Brad Wells
Director: Richard Kinon

91 :04x11 - The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience

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Guest Stars: Allan Jones as Bobby Braddock, Sr. | Dirk Benedict as Jeff Dalton | Meeno Peluce as Scotty
Director: Allen Baron

92 :04x12 - The Frugal Pair/Doc's Dismissal/The Girl Next Door

In "THE FRUGAL PAIR," Miss Gaynor and Mr. Ayres star as Violet and Carl Hooper, on board to celebrate a happy anniversary. However, Carl finds out something about his penny-pinching wife that may make this their last conjugal event. In "DOC'S DISMISSAL," Keller, a wife (Jessica Walter), whose husband (Alex Cord) has the glad eye for any woman around, misinterprets Doc's kindness which may get him fired by Capt. Stubing. In "THE GIRL NEXT DOOR," a man (Sal Viscuso) tricks a woman (Lynda Goodfriend) into helping him find out what is really happening between his girlfriend and her shipmate (Stephen Shortridge).
Guest Stars: Lynda Goodfriend as unknown | Sal Viscuso as unknown | Mitzi Gaynor as Violet Hooper | Alex Cord as Mr. Welker | Lew Ayres as Carl Hooper | Denise DuBarry as Heather | Jessica Walter as Sally Welker | Stephen Shortridge as Rudy
Director: Richard Kinon

94 :04x14 - From Here to Maternity/Jealousy/The Trigamist

"Jealousy" Vicki sees green when her father falls for a beautiful woman; "The Trigamist" A judge finds herself attracted to a man she ha placed on probation for being married to three women at the same time.
Guest Stars: Michael Young (1) as Arthur Talmadge | Nancy Walker (1) as Judge Joanne Akinson | Rebecca Holden as Mona | George Gobel as Harrison Harper | Pat Crowley as Linda Bradley | Murphy Cross as Betty Talmadge

96 :04x16 - Gopher's Bride/Workaholic/On Second Thought

"Gopher's Bride"
Gopher and Doc battle for the affections of a gorgeous pen pal (Marie Laurin.) Isaac and Doc's joke backfires when the girl (Marie Laurin) they have been writing love letters to, under Gopher's name, shows up. When they see what a beauty she is, Doc and Gopher try to outdo each other for her attention.
A couple (Dana Wynters, Paul Burke) drift apart over work habits. The man (Paul Burke) whose wife (Dana Wynter) is too busy for him finds another love.
"On Second Thought"
A woman (Trish Stewart) refuses to share quarters with her boyfriend (Patrick Wayne). The man (Patrick Wayne) finds himself out on his ear after his girl friend (Trish Stewart) discovers they were to share quarters.
Guest Stars: Dana Wynter as Margo Beacham | Trish Stewart as Helen Mann | Patrick Wayne as Jack Clayton | Paul Burke (1) as Ned Beacham | Paul Gale as Frank | Pamela Jean Bryant as Sally | Susan Oliver (1) as Kay Tindal | Marie Laurin as Inga/Nicole Robert
Director: Richard Kinon

97 :04x17 - Lose One, Win One/For the Record/Mind My Wife

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Guest Stars: Dorian Lopinto as Priscilla

100 :04x20 - Lady from Sunshine Gardens/Eye of the Beholder/Bugged

A nudist gets help from an attorney and a suspicious man has a surprise in store when he meets a beautiful woman.
Guest Stars: Dick Martin as Unknown | Mary Ann Mobley as unknown | Barbi Benton as unknown

102 :04x22 - I Love You Too, Smith/Mamma and Me/Sally's Paradise

I Love You Too, Smith —Gopher has an off-beat romance with his shipboard adversary; Mama and Me —a domineering mother tries to break her son's romance, and Sally's Paradise —which deals with a young woman who finds the ship a bit crowded when all three of her fiances join her on the cruise.
Guest Stars: Juliet Mills as unknown | Joan Prather as unknown | Eddie Mekka as unknown | Sylvia Sidney as unknown | Joanna Pettet as unknown

103 :04x23 - Two for Julie/Aunt Hilly/The Duel

"Aunt Hilly," In which the captain's aunt boards the ship with the intention of leaving with Vicki; "The Duel." in which Doc is challenged to a duel by the
jealous lover of a beautiful woman; and "Two for Julie," in which Julie is dazzled by the affections of two men. Olivia de Havilland, Joseph Cotton, Alejandro Rey, Linda Cristal, Dack Rambo, Ken Kercheval and Don Ameche guest.
Guest Stars: Don Ameche as unknown | Ken Kercheval as unknown | Dack Rambo as unknown | Linda Cristal as unknown | Alejandro Rey as unknown | Joseph Cotten as unknown | Olivia de Havilland as unknown

Season 5

107 :05x01 - The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort, Part 1

A special cruise to Acapulco for a fashion festival. Playing themselves are Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt.

LOVE boat Pacific Princess goes on a cruise to sunny Acapulco and regular viewers would know what that means — a larger cast of guest stars, and an extra-long episode.
This time, the journey promises to have high fashion, intrigue and, of course, comedy and romance. The highlight of this episode is a fashion show featuring four of America's most famous clothing designers, namely Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt.
Problems of the heart are in store for a husband and wife who are owners of a model agency. Their marriage is in jeopardy when tempers flare over the use of one of the models who has captured the captain's eye.
Another heartache involves a cosmetic king who is searching for a unique woman to represent his new product, and finds not just one, but two likely candidates. Cruise director Julie McCoy gets the limelight when she models in place of a model friend who has fallen in love.

Guest-starring: Robert Vaughn, Mike Connors, McLean Stevenson, Anne Baxter, Debra Winger, Elke Sommer, Morgan Brittany, Jayne Kennedy, Christina Ferrare, Dick Shawn, Bobby Short, Richard Gilliland.
Guest Stars: Morgan Brittany as unknown | Jayne Kennedy as unknown | Cristina Ferrare as unknown | Dick Shawn as unknown | Bobby Short (1) as unknown | Richard Gilliland as unknown | Elke Sommer as Unknown | Debra Winger as unknown | Anne Baxter as unknown | McLean Stevenson as unknown | Mike Connors as unknown | Gloria Vanderbilt as Herself | Steve Franken as Harry Mason | Robert Vaughn as Charles Paris | Debra Clinger as Mandy Blanchard

108 :05x02 - The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort, Part 2

A special cruise to Acapulco for a fashion festival. Playing themselves are Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt.
Guest Stars: Gloria Vanderbilt as Herself | Steve Franken as Harry Mason | Robert Vaughn as Charles Paris | Debra Clinger as Mandy Blanchard

109 :05x03 - The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (1)

In an episode filmed in Australia, Julie prepares to marry her fiancé (Anthony Andrews) during a stopover in Sydney. Also on board: an anthropologist (Henry Morgan) and his wife (Katherine Helmond); a New Zealand rancher (Patrick Duffy) with a secret he won't share with a fellow passenger (Michelle Phillips).
Guest Stars: Michelle Phillips as unknown | Patrick Duffy as unknown | Katherine Helmond as unknown | Anthony Andrews as unknown | Jenilee Harrison as Connie | Harry Morgan as Professor

110 :05x04 - The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (2)

Second of two parts. A shy schoolteacher (Michelle Phillips) falls in love with a cattleman (Patrick Duffy) who has a secret. A beauty tries to break up the romance. And Gopher and Doc vie for the affections of the new cruise director.
Guest Stars: Patrick Ward (2) as Unknown | Gary Frank as Unknown | José Ferrer as Unknown | Donna Dixon as Unknown | Delvene Delaney as Unknown | Harry Morgan as Professor | Michelle Phillips as unknown | Patrick Duffy as unknown | Katherine Helmond as unknown | Anthony Andrews as unknown | Jenilee Harrison as Connie

111 :05x05 - Two Grapes on the Vine/Aunt Sylvia/Deductible Divorce

On board: a wine-tasting competition.
Guest Stars: Carol Channing as Aunt Sylvia
Director: Bob Sweeney

112 :05x06 - The Incredible Hunk/Isaac, the Marriage Counselor/Jewels & Jim

A schoolteacher who doubles as an exotic dancer tries to keep a PTA member (Christopher Norris) from catching his act; two jewel thieves (Michael Zaslow, Joan Van Ark) team up professionally and romantically.
Guest Stars: Joan Van Ark as unknown | Brian Kerwin as unknown | Michael Zaslow as unknown | Christopher Norris (1) as unknown

113 :05x07 - Country Cousin Blues/Daddy's Little Girl/Jackpot

Gopher finds money and fantasizes how he'll spend it; a folk singer (Florence Henderson) meets an old friend (James Noble) who's now a politician; a man (Mason Adams) interferes in his daughter's romances.
Guest Stars: James Noble (1) as Martin 'Blinky' Corell | Mason Adams as Richard Simmons | Florence Henderson as unknown

114 :05x08 - Chef's Special/Kleinschmidt/New Beginnings

A new female cook (Easterbrook) arrives to lend a hand to the busy chef (Jay Johnson). A bumbling German detective (Bernie Koppel in a dual role) is hired to watch a lady's (Noble) jewels. An old sea dog (Basehart) is embittered by his memories and the fact of bring crippled.
A beautiful fun-loving woman with a secret meets a former lover who is now cynical about life. Sha tries to revitalise his spirit while recovering from her own fear. A bumbling detective almost turns the ship upside down when the jewels of the woman who hired him are stolen. Everyone is under suspicion including the captain and his daughter
Guest Stars: Joan Fontaine as Jenny | Richard Basehart as Stan Ellis | Bernie Kopell as Siegfried von Kappelhoff | Trisha Noble as Unknown | Jay Johnson as The Chef | Leslie Easterbrook as Unknown
Director: Richard Kinon

115 :05x09 - The Lady from Laramie/Vicki Swings/Phantom Bride

An earthy woman comes between a socialite (Marti Stevens) and her escort (Cesare Danova); psychic researchers (Juliet Mills, Buddy Hackett) search for a ghost on board.
Guest Stars: Juliet Mills as unknown | Cesare Danova as unknown | Marti Stevens as unknown | Buddy Hackett as Julian Garfield

116 :05x10 - Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia (1)

A curmudgeon (Lloyd Bridges) reads his will to greedy relatives: Jim Nabors, Beth Howland, Ethel Merman. Other passengers: Jessica Walter, Linda Evans, Grant Goodeve, Graham Kennedy.
Guest Stars: Graham Kennedy (1) as unknown | Grant Goodeve as unknown | Ethel Merman as unknown | Jim Nabors as unknown | Lloyd Bridges as curmudgeon | Linda Evans as Jessica | Jessica Walter as Marcia Smith | Beth Howland as Eloise Farnsworth

118 :05x12 - Love, Honor, and Obey/Gladys and Agnes/Radioactive Isaac

A couple (Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara) plan to renew their vows; a tooth filling interferes with Gopher's romantic pursuits; a widow (Marion Ross) tries to interest an apparently wealthy man (Bernard Fox) in her sister (Audra Lindley).
Guest Stars: Bernard Fox as unknown | Audra Lindley as Agnes | Marion Ross as Gladys | Anne Meara as unknown | Jerry Stiller as unknown

119 :05x13 - He's My Brother/Zeke and Zelda/Teach Me Tonight

Doc is reunited with his brother (Jack Bannon), whom he hasn't seen in years; a comedy team (Milton Berle, Martha Raye) impersonates another couple to obtain free passage; a woman experiences love for the first time when she meets a novelist (Daryl Anderson).
Guest Stars: Jack Bannon (1) as Doc's brother | Milton Berle as Zeke | Martha Raye as Zelda | Daryl Anderson (1) as unknown

121 :05x15 - Good Neighbors/Captain's Portrait/Familiar Faces

The Captain poses for an artist (Lee Meriwether) who is painting his portrait; a public-relations man (Sonny Shroyer) tries to get the attentions of a woman who lives in his apartment house.
Guest Stars: Sonny Shroyer as unknown | Lee Meriwether as Barbara Braden
Director: Bob Sweeney

122 :05x16 - I Don't Play Anymore; Gopher's Roommate; Crazy for You

Gopher believes he recognizes an attractive woman; a pianist (James MacArthur) decides to begin playing again; a man (Dick Shawn) faking insanity to get workers' compensation goes nuts over a psychologist (Joanna Cassidy).
Guest Stars: Donna Pescow as Irene | James MacArthur as unknown | Dick Shawn as unknown | Joanna Cassidy as unknown
Director: Bob Sweeney

123 :05x17 - Green, But Not Jolly/ Past Perfect Love/ Instant Family

A fellow (Bert Convy) thinks he was married to a woman in a past life; Julie decides to change her hairstyle; a passenger (John Phillip Law) falls for a woman (Lynda Day George) accompanied by her son (Corey Feldman).
Guest Stars: Lynda Day George as unknown | John Phillip Law (1) as unknown | Bert Convy as Unknown | Corey Feldman as Mike

125 :05x19 - Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irresistible Man

A schemer (Robert Mandan) decides to leave his girlfriend (Phyllis Davis) on board with his partner; the Captain receives important information about the woman (Pat Crowley) he is considering marrying.
Guest Stars: Pat Klous as Dorothy

126 :05x20 - His Girls Friday/A Wife for Wilfred/The Girl Who Stood Still

A tycoon offers $10,000 to the crew to find him a wife; a businessman (Dick Van Patten) tries to dump his assistant (Rue McClanahan) after he falls for a dizzy blonde (Judy Landers).
Guest Stars: Judy Landers as Cindy Nevins | Denise Miller as Abigail

127 :05x21 - New York, A.C./Live It Up/All's Fair in Love and War

In "New York A.C.," three men (Byrnes, Fabian and Sherman) who are members of the New York Alimony Club board for a fun-filled cruise without worries of getting serious about any women. However, once they meet a lovely woman (Ms. Funicello), they are in for a big surprise. When Capt. Stubing begins to change his behavior patterns after a close friend dies, he learns an important lesson, in "Live it Up." In "All's Fair in Love and War," the girlfriend (Jill St. John) of a married man (Ely) gives him an ultimatum that gains surprising results.
Guest Stars: Jill St. John as Unknown | Annette Funicello as Unknown | Bobby Sherman as Unknown | Fabian as Unknown | Edd Byrnes as Unknown | Ron Ely as Unknown

128 :05x22 - The Love Boat Follies: The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier (1)

In "The Musical," the crew puts on the First Annual Cruise Show, including the combined musical talents of Gopher's mother (Ethel Merman), who rekindles a romance with a former movie star (Van Johnson); one of Doc's ex-mother-in-laws (Ann Miller) who tries to steal the show away from the other women; Isaac's mom (Della Reese), who is being chased by an ardent suitor (Cab Calloway);and Julie's eccentric Aunt Sylvia (Carol Channing). In "My Ex-Mom," Doc's flamboyant former mother-in-law (Ann Miller), the belle of Broadway, brings along her daughter, Trish (Tracy Bregman), who causes friction between Doc and Gopher when Gopher becomes attracted to Doc's former sister-in-law. Carol Channing, as Julie's rich and eccentric Aunt Sylvia, causes Julie to want to jump ship when Sylvia constantly worries about her wealthy husband's whereabouts while she is rehearsing for the talent show, in "My Aunt, the Worrier." Isaac's mother (Della Reese) must make an important decision concerning their future while she is being wooed by an insistent - and very rich - man (Cab Calloway), in "The Pest."
Guest Stars: Cab Calloway as unknown | Van Johnson as unknown | Ethel Merman as Gopher's mother | Carol Channing as Aunt Sylvia | Tracey Bregman as Trish Carruthers | Della Reese as Millie Washington

130 :05x24 - Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You (1)

A rival captain challenges the Pacific Princess to an athletic competition.
Guest Stars: Priscilla Barnes as Britta Sorenson | Charlotte Rae as Ellen van Bowe

133 :05x27 - Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles & Romance

A publisher (Jared Martin), trying to sign up a famous author (Alan Hale), becomes involved with the author's daughter; when a young man (Rad Daly) rejects Vicki's attentions, she misinterprets Gopher's consoling gestures as signs of romantic interest.
Guest Stars: Paul Williams (1) as Brian

134 :05x28 - Pal-I-Mony/Does Father Know Best?/An 'A' for Gopher

A doctor (Ben Vereen) is ill at ease when his barrister companion becomes too friendly with his former lover (Lynne Moody); Gopher pines after a woman (Susan Strasberg) who was his former teacher.
Guest Stars: Lloyd Bochner as Larry Ellis | Ben Vereen as Dr. John Hanson
Director: Ted Lange

135 :05x29 - April in Boston/Saving Grace/Breaks of Life

A widow (Jane Powell) has an encounter with a man who claims to be her guardian angel; a separated couple (Jayne Meadows Allen, Gene Rayburn) are accidentally reunited.

A dynamic angel, played by Charo, returns as an unusual tutor to a man played by David Hedison; a beautiful widow (Jane Powell) meets her guardian angel (Hugh O'Brian); and a separated couple (Jayne Meadows and Gene Raymond) meet on the cruise and they learn more about their lives and their marriage.
Guest Stars: Hugh O'Brian as Gabriel | Charo as April Lopez | David Hedison as unknown | Gene Rayburn as unknown | Jane Powell (1) as unknown | Jayne Meadows as unknown

136 :05x30 - A Dress to Remember

A gown finds its way into the life of a woman (Eleanor Parker) who is afraid to meet her daughter (Catherine Parks); and a young lady (Markie Post) goes on a diet so she can fit into the dress.

142 :06x05 - Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love

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Guest Stars: Kim Richards as Gail/Lilian Gerbert | Eve Plumb as Beth

143 :06x06 - The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew

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Guest Stars: Jerry Van Dyke as Norman Quigley | Tristan Rogers as Barry Weldon | Michelle Phillips as Linda Gammon | Rose Marie as Bertha Finch | Susan Lucci as Paula Hastings | Elaine Joyce as Darlene Potter | Richard Deacon as Dr. Yates | Morey Amsterdam as Floyd Loomis | Willie Aames as Danny
Director: Don Weis

144 :06x07 - Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)

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Guest Stars: Nancy Dussault as Unknown | Polly Bergen as Unknown | Linda Evans as Unknown | Mike Connors as Mark Hayward

145 :06x08 - Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)

Is one of the prime suspects in a diamond robbery in Istanbul, passenger Mark Hayward, a former international jewel thief? Also involved in the mysterious circumstances surrounding the theft are a beautiful woman, who is attracted to Hayward, and an unusual couple. Mike Connors, Linda Evans, Polly Bergen and Nancy Dussault guests.
Guest Stars: Nancy Dussault as Unknown | Polly Bergen as Unknown | Linda Evans as Unknown | Mike Connors as Mark Hayward

146 :06x09 - Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends

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Guest Stars: Wendy Schaal as Elaine Hamilton | Lorne Greene as Buck Hamilton | Richard Hatch (1) as Roger Lewis
Director: Richard Kinon

150 :06x13 - A Christmas Presence

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Guest Stars: Keenan Wynn as Unknown
Director: Richard Kinon

152 :06x15 - Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe

A skipper (McLean Stevenson) hoping to replace Capt. Stubing boards the Pacific Princess, two men compete for the same woman (Shelley Fabares), and the fiancee (Jenilee Harrison) of a wealthy young man is afraid of revealing her background to his parents.
Guest Stars: Jane Wyatt as Margaret Wallingford | William Windom as Harold Wallingford | McLean Stevenson as Captain Donahue | Stephen Shortridge as Josh Wallingford | Arte Johnson as Henry Greg | Shelley Fabares as Marie Frances Bellflower | Frank Bonner as Ben Phillips | Jenilee Harrison as Erica Dupont
Director: Bob Sweeney

153 :06x16 - Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners

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Guest Stars: Alan Young as Ross | Holland Taylor as Kathy Brighton | Raymond St. Jacques as Tom Niver | James Noble (1) as Bob Williams | Tori Spelling as Sarah | Brian Stokes Mitchell as Jeffrey Niver | Theresa Merritt as Faye Phillips | Telma Hopkins as Velma Phillips | Adam West as Elliot Norton

157 :06x20 - The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score

The owner of a secretarial agency (Don Adams of Get Smart) has problems finding a secretary for a difficult woman (Fannie Flagg) and so he offers himself, and ends up falling in love with her.

A handsome football player (John Amos of Roots) tries all sorts of moves in romancing a girl (Jayne Kennedy), but strikes out all the time.

A passenger (Donny Most) finds himself involved with an offbeat lady (Claudia Lonow of Knots Landing) who also happens to be a stowaway.
Guest Stars: Claudia Lonow as unknown | Don Most as unknown | Jayne Kennedy as unknown | John Amos as unknown | Fannie Flagg as unknown | Don Adams as unknown
Director: Richard Kinon

158 :06x21 - The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair

Captain Stubing goes ga-ga over a movie queen (Joan Collins) who has recently divorced her ninth husband. Stubing is enraptured by her charm and beauty, while she contemplates adding him to her list of conquests.
Elsewhere aboard the Pacific Princess, a woman(Stella Stevens) finds herself feeling lonely because her husband's (Monte Markham) golf fame comes first. So, she decides to flirt with an old friend (Ron Ely). Meanwhile, a hairdresser (Richard Gilliland) tries to break up the engagement of his former girlfriend (Delta Burke) to a stuffy man (Jeffrey Tambor).
Guest Stars: Jeffrey Tambor as unknown | Delta Burke as unknown | Richard Gilliland as unknown | Ron Ely as Unknown | Monte Markham as unknown | Stella Stevens as unknown | Joan Collins as Movie queen
Director: Ted Lange

159 :06x22 - Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America

As usual, there are three skits. In "Abby's Maiden Voyage", a young woman (Mary McDonough) who boards with her friend (Constance Forslund) meets a man (Brodie Greer) with whom she is determined to lose her virginity to!

Next, "He Ain't Heavy" is about a young man (Michael J. Fox), travelling with his parents (Barbara Billingsley and Don Porter), who takes an instant dislike to one of the ship's crew (Gregg Henry).

Lastly, in "I Like To Be In America", a woman named April (Charo) tells Capt Stubing and his crew that she wants to remain an United States citizen, but have to pass a test. With the help of a judge (Esther Rolle) on board, Stubing and gang play tutor to her — for the better, or the worse?
Guest Stars: Esther Rolle as Judge | Charo as April Lopez | Gregg Henry as unknown | Don Porter as unknown | Michael J. Fox as unknown | Brodie Greer as unknown | Constance Forslund as unknown | Barbara Billingsley as Unknown | Mary Beth McDonough as unknown

160 :06x23 - Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Looser & still Champ

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Guest Stars: Red Buttons as Jimmy | June Allyson as Shirley
Director: Jack Arnold

161 :06x24 - So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U

Vivacious Hannah (Mary Martin) rekindles a love affair with an old flame (Max Showalter).
Guest Stars: Mary Martin as Hannah | Max Showalter as unknown
Director: Kim Friedman

163 :06x26 - The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury

A professor (Sam Jaffe) is told by his student that someone is taking his place — and it's she! Other guests: Dick Van Patten, Anne Meara and Barry Van Dyke.
Guest Stars: Barry Van Dyke as unknown | Anne Meara as unknown | Dick Van Patten as unknown | Sam Jaffe as Professor
Director: Richard Kinon

166 :06x29 - The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy

A 75-year-old man, holidaying with his granddaughter, is envious when he meets a friend who hasn't aged. When his granddaughter falls for the man, he tries to get hold of the young man's "youth potion". Bartender Isaac finds his bachelor status! threatened when the woman he's been dating has marriage on her mind. A happy honeymoon goes awry when a couple is assigned to the ship's "Bad Luck Cabin".
Director: Robert Scheerer

171 :07x05 - Rhino Of The Year/One Last Time/For Love or Money

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Guest Stars: Chuck McCann as Royal Rhino | Mike Douglas (1) as **Unknown**
Director: Don Weis

180 :07x14 - Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on Strike

John Hillerman plays an internationally famous inspector, traveling with his secretary. And all this turns into a missing person case with the captain and crew suspects. Also Julie's old school chum (Jeannie Wilson), with her son in tow, is startled to meet her father (Claude Akins) and another shipmate (Tony Dow).
Director: Richard Wells

195 :08x02 - Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat (1)

The second two-hour special in as many weeks finds the cast and crew off to Amsterdam and Copenhagen, with stories about misspent love and
bad timing. Sailing to Amsterdam and Copenhagen, two people (Cloris Leachman, George Kennedy) meet again; a woman (Elke Sommer) avoids the smitten captain; Vicki befriends a fugitive (Patrick Cassidy); a mistress (Teri Copley) surprises her lover.Guests include Eileen Brennan, Cloris Leachman, Elke Sommer, George Kennedy, Teri Copley and Pat Harrington.
Guest Stars: Patrick Cassidy as Unknown | Pat Harrington, Jr. as Unknown | Teri Copley as Unknown | George Kennedy as Unknown | Elke Sommer as Unknown | Cloris Leachman as Unknown | Eileen Brennan as Unknown
Director: Robert Scheerer

202 :08x09 - The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the Master

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Guest Stars: Patrick Macnee as Unknown
Director: Ted Lange

208 :08x15 - Santa, Santa, Santa/Another Dog Gone Christmas/Noel's Christmas Carol

A young woman enlists the aid of Ace in order to impress her mother, a down-and-out comic gains a new lease on life and the staff inadvertantly hires three Santa's. Take a Christmas cruise on "The Love Boat" along with Ray Walston, Avery Schreiber and Scatman Crothers, playing a trio of Santas...
Guest Stars: Kim Lankford as Unknown | Michelle Johnson (1) as Unknown | Justin Gocke as Unknown | Shea Farrell as Unknown | Howard Morris as Unknown | Anne Francis as Unknown | Scatman Crothers as Unknown | Ray Walston as Unknown | Avery Schreiber as Patrick

209 :08x16 - Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOS

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Guest Stars: Conrad Bain as Unknown
Director: Richard Kinon

218 :08x25 - Charmed, I'm Sure/Ashes to Ashes/No Dad of Mine

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Guest Stars: Telma Hopkins as Kate Kilmer
Director: Richard Kinon

Season 9

The Shipshape Cruise

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Director: Richard Kinon

The Christmas Cruise

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Director: Bruce Bilson

Who Killed Maxwell Thorn?

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Director: Kim Friedman

221 :09x01 - A Day in Port

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Guest Stars: Conrad Bain as Unknown
Director: Kim Friedman

222 :09x02 - Your Money or Your Wife/Joint Custody/The Temptations

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Guest Stars: Charlotte Rae as Milly Brown | Franklin Cover as Marvin Brown | The Temptations as Themselves
Director: Robert Scheerer

223 :09x03 - Hidden Treasure/Picture from the Past/Ace's Salary

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Guest Stars: Andy Griffith as Larry Cooper | Marion Ross as Mary Hammond
Director: Richard Kinon

226 :09x06 - Forties Fantasy

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Director: Kim Friedman

228 :09x08 - Trouble in Paradise/No More Mister Nice Guy/The Mermaid and the Cop

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Guest Stars: Teri Hatcher as Amy, Loveboat Mermaid
Director: Richard Kinon

234 :09x14 - Egyptian Cruise (1)

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Guest Stars: Jean Stapleton as Unknown
Director: Robert Scheerer

235 :09x15 - Egyptian Cruise (2)

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Guest Stars: Jean Stapleton as Unknown
Director: Robert Scheerer

237 :09x17 - The Second Time Around/Hello, Spencer/Runaway, Go Home

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Guest Stars: Marion Ross as Emily Hayward
Director: Ted Lange
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Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy | Drama
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: ABC ( USA)
Airs: Saturdays
Runtime: 60 Minutes
Premiere: September 24, 1977
Ended: May 24, 1986
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