The Love Boat

Four interrelated comedic stories of the adventures and misadventures of the passengers and crew aboard a cruise ship en route from California to Mexico.
Segments:
"Are There Any Real Love Stories?" by Dawn Aldredge & Marion C. Freeman
"Mr. and Mrs. Havlicek Aboard" by Bob Illes & James R. Stein
"Mona Lisa Speaks", "Till Death Do Its Part" by Carl Kleinschmitt
Based on the book by Jeraldine Saunders

The Love Boat II

The New Love Boat

1 :01x01 - The Captain and the Lady/Centerfold/One If By Land...

"Love Boat" spins three tales by as many writers during its maiden voyage to various Mexican ports.
Miss Franklin plays a nasty, domineering woman wed to a director of the company owning the ship. As she boards, Grandy makes a big fuss over her. Sneers she: "Lord, I love an obsequious runt."
She also is harsh with Captain Stubing, MacLeod, but for reasons that are too personal.
Miss Baxter-Birney is on the cruise with her fiance, a handsome young congressman. She is worried he'll find out she is the centerfold lady in a Playboy-like magazine called "Kitten."
Seems that while an impoverished law student, she put on a black wig and posed in her birthday suit to raise funds. Now the picture has turned up in an edition of "Kitten" sold on the ship.
She's embarrassed and ashamed and spends most of her time on a belated cover-up.
Walker, meanwhile, plays a free spirit who has lived with a pretty passenger (Brenda Sykes) for two years. She wants to get married. He doesn't. So she takes a cruise. He doesn't.
The cruise lets her get advice on fun and meeting men from a blond divorcee (Miss Somers). It also lets Walker pursue her from port to port with cries of undying love, buttressed by dying jokes.

2 :01x02 - A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event

A Tasteful Affair (Smith & Cole)/Oh, Dale! (Ritter & Feldshuh)/The Main Event (Hemsley & Page)
A married lady is followed by a detective who falls in love with her; a guy boards ship in drag to be with a girl who can't stand him; a middle aged couple try to save their marriage.

3 :01x03 - Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers

Ex Plus Y (Lorettya Swift & Richard Mulligan)/Graham and Kelly (Kristy MacNichol & Scott Baio)/Goldenagers (Charles Frank & Lauren Tewes.)Tonight's vignettes are: newlyweds distracted by the appearance of the bride's ex-husband, thirteen year olds experience first love; a touring group of senior citizens thwart romance Guests Include Loreiia Swit, Richard Mulligan. Robert Reed. Kristy McNichol, Scott Baio

4 :01x04 - Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha

Vignettes include confined to a wheelchair, a former tennis pro (Brenda Benet) becomes involved with a sporswriter (Bill Bixby), a stage-struck stowaway (Charo) creates havoc, a long-suffering wife (Audra Lindley) deals with her practical joker husband (Milton Berle).

5 :01x05 - Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity

Vignettes include a wife expecting to be dumped at sea; a faded star pursued by an admirer, celebrity-chasing passengers mistake a bore for a jewel thief.

6 :01x06 - The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please

Vignettes include: a young man (Robert Hegyes) trying to lose his innocence, a woman (Ruth Gordon) plays matchmaker for her sptnster granddaughter (Patty Duke Astin) and the ship's doctor, a has-been comic (Phil Foster) tries for a comeback.

7 :01x07 - Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx

Vignettes are: Identical twins pose as one person (Diana Canova); a girl (Lauren Tewes) falls for a guy (David Hedison) she once dumped; an older couple (Ray Bolger, Harriet Nelson) seem to cause accidents.

8 :01x08 - Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles

9 :01x09 - The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance Roulette

A retired sea captain (Phil Silvers) makes life miserable for his working son Stubing, until romance (Judy Canova) enters his life; a man (Gary Burghoff) is trapped in his cabin by an overtrained German shepherd; three eager young women (Jane Curtin, Susan Heldfond, Joanna Kerns) play games with two men (David Landesberg, Vince Baggetta. )

10 :01x10 - Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery

11 :01x11 - Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night

"Lonely At The Top" Dick Sargent - "Divorce Me, Please" Florence Henderson. Shecky Greene - "Silent Night" Donna Mills, John Gavin

12 :01x12 - The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The Painters

13 :01x13 - Cinderella Story/Too Hot to Handle/Family Reunion

An aging purser (Bob Crane) serves the daughter (Dori Brenner) he deserted as a child; a honeymooning couple (John Rubinstein and Kathy Bates) are plagued by unromantic calamities, wealthy phonies (Don Defore, Rosemary Decamp, David White) shower attention on a grocery clerk (Bruce Solomon) they believe to be a supermarket tycoon.

14 :01x14 - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines

A jaded pair of entertainers (Nanette Fabray, Don Adams) mellow while at sea; a possessive mother (Pearl Bailey) resents the intrusion of her son's (Ted Lange) girlfriend (Tracey Reed); a thieving chimp almost wrecks Gopher's love life.

15 :01x15 - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper (1)

16 :01x16 - The Eyes of Love/Masquerade/Hollywood Royalty/The Caper (2)

17 :01x17 - Winner Take Love/The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson

18 :01x18 - The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The Sisters

19 :01x19 - The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye

20 :01x20 - Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of You

21 :01x21 - Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the Book

22 :01x22 - A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse/Parents Know Best

A Selfless Love (Leslie Nielsen and Linda Day George)/The Nubile Nurse (Elaine Joyce)/Parents Know Best (Janis Paige, Monty Hall)

23 :01x23 - Musical Cabins

24 :01x24 - This Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again

"The Business of Love" written by Howard Albretch & Sol Weinstein
Jill Williams, a call girl (Caren Kaye) tries to reform and he meets Bill Wainwright, a handsome and affluent passenger (Christopher George) but a shadow from her past, a fromer client (Jack Carter) steps in to cause trouble;
"Crash diet Crisis" written by Ray Jessel
The Captain tries to lose weight to win Jocelyn Hyde, an old flame (Jessica Walter);
"I'll Never Fall in love Again" written by Ann Gibbs and Joel Kimmel
Nate and Roberta, two singles (Michael Callan, Annette Funicello) whose partners have died vow never to fall in love again.
Moe and Dottie Price, a mature couple, (Morey Amsterdam, Rose Marie) have fun with a new business.

25 :01x25 - Pacific Princess Overtures/Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever

1. A Japanese industrialist ( Pat Morita) uses his suave sales manager (Gary Collins) to wheedle a rich widow into selling her factory. 2. Gopher rebels against the Captain's constant barking of orders. Isaac and Doc try a bit of matchmaking on Gopher's behalf, but their well-meant plan backfires. 3. A mistress comes down with cabin fever when her boy friend (Antonio Fargas) puts a quietus on their affair because of snoopy friends on board (Kaye Ballard).

26 :02x01 - Marooned (1)

27 :02x02 - Marooned (2)

The captain and crew of the SS Pacific Princess are held captive on an island by a hermit.

28 :02x03 - Julie's Dilemma/Who's Who?/Rocky

29 :02x04 - The Man Who Loved Women/A Different Girl/Oh, My Aching Brother

30 :02x05 - Where is it Written?/Julie's Aunt/The Big Deal

31 :02x06 - The Kissing Bandit/Mike and Ike/The Witness

32 :02x07 - Ship of Ghouls

The world's greatest illusionist (Vincent Price) risks losing his fiancee when he successfully mystifies some of the female passengers.

33 :02x08 - Accidental Cruise/The Song is Ended/A Time for Everything/Anoushka

"Accidental Cruise" Soupy Sales, Joanne Worley; "The Song Is Ended" Richard Dawson, Juliet Mills; "A Time For Everything" Jill Whelan, Melendy Britt; "Anoushka" Loretta Swit.

34 :02x09 - Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe/Chubs/Locked Away

35 :02x10 - Tony's Family/The Minister and the Stripper/Her Own Two Feet

36 :02x11 - Heads or Tails/The Little People/Mona of the Movie

37 :02x12 - Folks from Home/The Captain's Cup/Legal Eagle

"Folks From Home" John Mclntire, Jeanette Nolan; "The
Captain's Cup" Pat Harrington, Florence Henderson; "Legal
Eagle" Bert Convy, Leigh Taylor-Young.

38 :02x13 - Isosceles Triangle/El Kid/The Last Hundred Bucks

"Isosceles Triangle" Connie Stevens; "El Kid" Robert Urich. Heather Menzies; "The Last Hundred Bucks" Rue McClanahan. Dabney Coleman.

39 :02x14 - Double Wedding/The Ventriloquists/Julie Falls Hard

40 :02x15 - Second Time Around/The 'Now' Marriage/My Sister, Irene

41 :02x16 - Gopher's Opportunity/Home Sweet Home/The Switch

Gopher's friend offers him a dream job; a widow takes up residency aboard the ship; a magician gets romantically involved with his new assistant.

42 :02x17 - Like Father, Like Son/Don't Push Me/Second Chance

"Like Father. Like Son." A charming widower and his son fall in love with the same girl. "Don't Push Me." An easygoing bachelor becomes allergic to the idea of marrying his aggressive girlfriend. "Second Chance." Isaac and an influential passenger help an ex-shoplifter.

43 :02x18 - Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (1)

44 :02x19 - Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (2)

45 :02x20 - Dream Ship/Best of Friends/Aftermath

46 :02x21 - A Good & Faithful Servant/Secret Life of Burl Smith/Tug of War/Designated Lover

47 :02x22 - Love Me, Love My Dog/Poor Little Rich Girl/The Decision

48 :02x23 - Funny Valentine/The Wallflower/A Home is Not a Home

49 :02x24 - Ages of Man/Families/Bo 'n' Sam

50 :02x25 - Sounds of Silence/Cyrano de Bricker/Murder on the High Seas

In ''Sounds of Silence," Phil Backstrom/Deacon Dark (Bono), who performs hard rock in garish makeup and attire as the creation of his manager, Marty Austin (Arte Johnson), is a gentle man who wants only to sing as himself, especially after he meets beautiful Sara Nichols (Ms. Lenham) who has been deaf from birth. This is Lenham's first major television role. Mitzi De Risi (Ms. St. John) is unhappily married to Vinnie De Risi (Carras) until Doc helps him find a way to express his love in "Cyrano de Bricker." In "Murder On The High Seas," crew members don't realize that Lillian and Teddy Smith (Ms. Wynter and Lawford) are best-selling murder mystery writers when they overhear them discussing ways of doing in the captain.

51 :02x26 - Super Mom/I'll See You Again/April's Return

In ''Super Mom," Margaret Hanrahan (Ms. Meara) has so little time for anything but her children (Katy Kurtzman and Corey Feldman) on a second honeymoon that her husband seeks other companionship. In "I'll See You Again," Eve Mills (Ms. Charisse), traveling with handsome escort Francois (Stephen Schnetzer) is reintroduced to Frank Pearse (Stevens). She assumed that he was killed in the war when she didn't receive any letters from him, but now they have been reunited. In "April's Return," Capt. Stubing is proud of his ex-stowaway, now the top singer of the shipping line and his "discovery." However, he does not realize that she is led up with entertaining and wants Julie to train her as a cruise director.

52 :02x27 - Third Wheel/Grandmother's Day/Second String Mom

In "Third Wheel," who has never been close to his conservative father, Elliot Smith (Cummings), asks his mother, Ros (Ms. Merman), to perform a musical number with him for the crew show. Later they both realize they have hurt Elliot, who used to do the number with Ros in college. Maggie O'Brien (Ms Fabray) learns from Doe that she is pregnant and dreads breaking the news to husband Mac (Nelson), who is elatedly planning a future for just the two of them now that the last of their grown children has left home, in "Grandmother's Day." In "Second String Mom," Lee Noble (Ms. Howland) is beginning to lose hope of winning the affection of her stepdaughters when they make a forbidden shone trip and suddenly need hen help.

53 :03x01 - Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (1)

A cast of stars get aboard when the Love Boat makes its first Alaskan tour in this two-hour episode. The Pacific Princess makes port at VAncouver, Juneau and Skagway in this chance-of-pace outing .

54 :03x02 - Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (2)

In CAROL AND DOUG'S STORY, the future bride and groom, Carol Bowers and Doug Bradbury (Ms. Hartman and Mark Harmon) are off for a blissful journey to the wedding site until a jealous girl (Caren Kaye) hampers the festivities by trying to get the groom-to-be in her clutches. In PETER AND ALICIA'S STORY, Alicia Bradbury (Eleanor Parker), the groom's wealthy, snobbish mother, learns that her financial situation is not what she expected. When she meets her ex-husband (Ray Milland), Alicia learns that they cannot buy everything in life. In JULIE'S STORY, Julie becomes caught up in wedding fever and decides to find her old flame, Jack Chenault (Tonyi Roberts), when the ship docks in Sitka to tell him that she will marry him. Also on board is Mary Prine (Donny Most), who has a crush on Julie as well as being the groom's best man. In BUDDY AND PORTIA'S STORY, Alicia's devil-may-care sister, Portia (Audra Lindley), strikes up an unusual friendship-with Buddy Bowers (Greene), and the two end up quite close once they reach the wedding destination.

55 :03x03 - Oldies but Goodies/The Grass Is Always Greener/Three Stages of Love

In OLDIES BUT GOODIES, when the woman and her man-hunting daughter arrive on the ship, the mother is attracted to a disabled man but their relationship is hampered by his snobby and obnoxious aide. In THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER, Julio thinks she's opted for the wrong career when she meets her happily married friend who took the cruise director course with her especially when she feels that Capt. Stubing is overly friendly to the woman. In THE STAGES OF LOVE, written by Tom Dunsmuir, a man believes men and women have relationships in three stages, but is in for a surprise when his last stage is supposed to occur.

56 :03x04 - Doc, Be Patient/Dance With Me/Going My Way

In DOC, BE PATIENT, flirtatious Doc comes down with a bad case of the flu and must follow the instructions of a beautiful female doctor. Predictably, he falls for her, but can't leave his bed to make a pass. In DANCE WITH ME, Marcy McGuire has given up being a prima ballerina to run her own school in Germany. When she sees her old partner and his protege4 she tries to get him to join her school as a choreographer to save his health. In GOING MY WAY, a wacky woman who has been given the heave-ho by her boyfriend impulsively asks her Oddball cab driver to forget about driving and take the cruise with her. They find out they have a lot in common.

57 :03x05 - The Audit Couple/The Scoop/My Boyfriend's Back

58 :03x06 - Gopher's Greatest Hits/The Vacation/One Rose a Day

59 :03x07 - Crew Confessions/Haven't I Seen You?/Reunion

"Crew Confessions" Isaac has trouble on the high seas when the Love Boat crew discovers he has included some racy tales about them in his new novel. "Haven't I Seen You" A man (Don Knotts) who closely resembles a celebrity starts to enjoy his new identity when a strikingly beautiful passenger showers him with love, and "Reunion" A husband and wife (Jane Wyatt and Jean Pierre Aumont) are reunited after being separated during World War II.

60 :03x08 - Cindy/Play by Play/What's a Brother For?

Melissa Sue An­derson, of "Little House" guest stars as a modern-day Cin­derella hassled by a mean stepmother. Other skits involve Chris George, as a chauvinistic sportscaster, and Patrick Wayne, as dis­abled man who unfairly dominates his brother.

61 :03x09 - Never Say Goodbye/A New Woman/Trial Romance

In a poignant episode, captain Stubing is reunited with his love child, Vicki.

62 :03x10 - Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (1)

63 :03x11 - Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (2)

64 :03x12 - Brotherhood of the Sea/Letter to Babycakes/Daddy's Pride

65 :03x13 - Not Now, I'm Dying/Eleanor's Return/Too Young to Love

Gopher tries to keep the unmarried daughter of Captain Steubing's boss from sharing the honeymoon suite with her boyfriend.

66 :03x14 - The Stimulation of Stephanie/The Next Step/ Life Begins at 40

67 :03x15 - The Spider Serenade/Next Door Wife/The Harder They Fall

68 :03x16 - Doc's 'Ex' Change/The Gift/Making the Grade

69 :03x17 - April's Love/Happy Ending/We Three

70 :03x18 - Kinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (1)

71 :03x19 - Kinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (2)

72 :03x20 - Rent a Romeo/Matchmaker, Matchmaker/Y' Gotta Have Heart

73 :03x21 - The Captain's Ne'er-Do-Well Brother/The Perfect Match/The Remake

74 :03x22 - Not So Fast, Gopher/Haven't We Met Before?/Seoul Mates

75 :03x23 - Another Time, Another Place/Doctor Who/Gopher's Engagement

76 :03x24 - Dumb Luck/Tres Amigos/Hey, Jealous Lover

Julie helps a brilliant, but plain-looking woman become a glamor queen. Vicki and a young passenger try to help out a stowaway and a man accuses crew members of making passes at his wife.

77 :03x25 - Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon Pressure

Betty Layton boards the ship with her husband whose huge wad of cash makes the crew suspicious. Captain and his crew try to impress a welfare worker.

78 :03x26 - Vicki's First Love/Accident Prone/The High Cost of Loving

Vicki, the captain's young daughter, gets her first taste of love when she flips for a famous singer and has to face competition from older women; two people who were in a car accident and who can't stand each other, discover each other is on board; and a young man, a recent victim of the Marvin Law, has a hard time trying to swear off women.

79 :03x27 - Invisible Maniac/September Song/Peekaboo

Isaac finds himself in a precarious position when he meets a beautiful former school chum and her macho husband. Peggy Cass, here with Gordon Jump, play a middle-aged couple trying to swing a little.

80 :03x28 - The Caller/Marriage of Convenience/No Girls for Doc/Witness for the Prosecution

81 :04x01 - Friends and Lovers/Sergeant Bull/Miss Mother

82 :04x02 - The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (1)

83 :04x03 - The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (2)

84 :04x04 - Target Gopher/The Major's Wife/Strange Honeymoon/The Oilman Cometh

85 :04x05 - The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (1)

86 :04x06 - The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (2)

87 :04x07 - Secretary to the Stars/Julie's Decision/The Horse Lover/Gopher and Isaac Buy a Horse

88 :04x08 - Tell Her She's Great/Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two/The Baby Alarm

89 :04x09 - She Stole His Heart/Return of the Captain's Brother/Swag and Mag

90 :04x10 - Captain's Triangle/Boomerang/Out of This World

91 :04x11 - The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive Audience

92 :04x12 - The Frugal Pair/Doc's Dismissal/The Girl Next Door

93 :04x13 - Isaac's Teacher/Seal of Approval/The Successor

94 :04x14 - From Here to Maternity/Jealousy/The Trigamist

"Jealousy" Vicki sees green when her father falls for a beautiful woman; "The Trigamist" A judge finds herself attracted to a man she ha placed on probation for being married to three women at the same time.

95 :04x15 - April the Ninny/The Loan Arranger/First Voyage, Last Voyage

96 :04x16 - Gopher's Bride/Workaholic/On Second Thought

Gopher and Doc battle for the affections of a gorgeous pen pal (Marie Laurin); and man (Paul Burke) whose wife (Dana Wynter) is too busy for him finds another love; a woman (Trish Stewart) refuses to share quarters with her boyfriend (Patrick Wayne).

97 :04x17 - Lose One, Win One/For the Record/Mind My Wife

98 :04x18 - Isaac and the Mermaids/Humpty, Dumpty/Aquaphobic

99 :04x19 - Return of the Ninny/Touchdown Twins/Split Personality

100 :04x20 - Lady from Sunshine Gardens/Eye of the Beholder/Bugged

101 :04x21 - Black Sheep/Hometown Doc/Clothes Make the Girl

102 :04x22 - I Love You Too, Smith/Mamma and Me/Sally's Paradise

103 :04x23 - Two for Julie/Aunt Hilly/The Duel

104 :04x24 - Vicki and the Gambler/Love with a Skinny Stranger/That Old Gang of Mine

105 :04x25 - Maid for Each Other/Lost and Found/Then There Were Two

106 :04x26 - Tony and Julie/Separate Beds/America's Sweetheart

107 :05x01 - The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort, Part 1

108 :05x02 - The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin / Vogue Rogue / Too Clothes for Comfort, Part 2

109 :05x03 - The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (1)

110 :05x04 - The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (2)

111 :05x05 - Two Grapes on the Vine/Aunt Sylvia/Deductible Divorce

112 :05x06 - The Incredible Hunk/Isaac, the Marriage Counselor/Jewels & Jim

113 :05x07 - Country Cousin Blues/Daddy's Little Girl/Jackpot

114 :05x08 - Chef's Special/Kleinschmidt/New Beginnings

A new female cook (Easterbrook) arrives to lend a hand to the busy chef (Jay Johnson). A bumbling German detective is hired to watch a lady's (Noble) jewels. An old sea dog (Basehart) is embittered by his memories and the fact of bring crippled.

115 :05x09 - The Lady from Laramie/Vicki Swings/Phantom Bride

116 :05x10 - Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia (1)

117 :05x11 - Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia (2)

118 :05x12 - Love, Honor, and Obey/Gladys and Agnes/Radioactive Isaac

119 :05x13 - He's My Brother/Zeke and Zelda/Teach Me Tonight

120 :05x14 - Take a Letter, Vicki; The Floating Bridge Game; The Joy of Celibacy

121 :05x15 - Good Neighbors/Captain's Portrait/Familiar Faces

122 :05x16 - I Don't Play Anymore; Gopher's Roommate; Crazy for You

123 :05x17 - Green, But Not Jolly/ Past Perfect Love/ Instant Family

124 :05x18 - Doc Takes the Fifth/Safety Last/A Business Affair

125 :05x19 - Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irresistible Man

126 :05x20 - His Girls Friday/A Wife for Wilfred/The Girl Who Stood Still

127 :05x21 - New York, A.C./Live It Up/All's Fair in Love and War

In "New York A.C.," three men (Byrnes, Fabian and Sherman) who are members of the New York Alimony Club board for a fun-filled cruise without worries of getting serious about any women. However, once they meet a lovely woman (Ms. Funicello), they are in for a big surprise. When Capt. Stubing begins to change his behavior patterns after a close friend dies, he learns an important lesson, in "Live it Up." In "All's Fair in Love and War," the girlfriend (Jill St. John) of a married man (Ely) gives him an ultimatum that gains surprising results.

128 :05x22 - The Love Boat Follies: The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier (1)

In "The Musical," the crew puts on the First Annual Cruise Show, including the combined musical talents of Gopher's mother (Ethel Merman), who rekindles a romance with a former movie star (Van Johnson); one of Doc's ex-mother-in-laws (Ann Miller) who tries to steal the show away from the other women; Isaac's mom (Della Reese), who is being chased by an ardent suitor (Cab Calloway);and Julie's eccentric Aunt Sylvia (Carol Channing). In "My Ex-Mom," Doc's flamboyant former mother-in-law (Ann Miller), the belle of Broadway, brings along her daughter, Trish (Tracy Bregman), who causes friction between Doc and Gopher when Gopher becomes attracted to Doc's former sister-in-law. Carol Channing, as Julie's rich and eccentric Aunt Sylvia, causes Julie to want to jump ship when Sylvia constantly worries about her wealthy husband's whereabouts while she is rehearsing for the talent show, in "My Aunt, the Worrier." Isaac's mother (Della Reese) must make an important decision concerning their future while she is being wooed by an insistent - and very rich - man (Cab Calloway), in "The Pest."

129 :05x23 - The Love Boat Follies: The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier (2)

130 :05x24 - Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You (1)

131 :05x25 - Pride of the Pacific/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You (2)

132 :05x26 - Isaac Gets Physical/She Brought Her Mother Along/Cold Feet

133 :05x27 - Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles & Romance

134 :05x28 - Pal-I-Mony/Does Father Know Best?/An 'A' for Gopher

135 :05x29 - April in Boston/Saving Grace/Breaks of Life

136 :05x30 - A Dress to Remember

137 :05x31 - Mothers Don't Do That/Marrying for Money/Substitute Lover

138 :06x01 - Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (1)

139 :06x02 - Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (2)

140 :06x03 - The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged Bothered & Bewilderedd

141 :06x04 - Same Wavelength, The/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace

142 :06x05 - Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love

143 :06x06 - The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew

144 :06x07 - Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)

145 :06x08 - Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)

146 :06x09 - Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends

147 :06x10 - The Victims/Heavens To Betsy/The Man in the Iron Shorts

148 :06x11 - Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still Life

149 :06x12 - My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love/Baby Talk

150 :06x13 - A Christmas Presence

151 :06x14 - First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to Love

152 :06x15 - Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe

A skipper (McLean Stevenson) hoping to replace Capt. Stubing boards the Pacific Princess, two men compete for the same woman (Shelley Fabares), and the fiancee (Jenilee Harrison) of a wealthy young man is afraid of revealing her background to his parents.

153 :06x16 - Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners

154 :06x17 - Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's Daisy

155 :06x18 - Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)

156 :06x19 - Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)

157 :06x20 - The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score

158 :06x21 - The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair

159 :06x22 - Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America

160 :06x23 - Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Looser & still Champ

161 :06x24 - So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U

162 :06x25 - The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?

163 :06x26 - The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury

164 :06x27 - Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)

165 :06x28 - Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)

166 :06x29 - The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy

167 :07x01 - China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings (1)

168 :07x02 - China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings (2)

169 :07x03 - Bricker's Boy/Lotions Of Love/The Hustlers

170 :07x04 - Prisoner Of Love/Youth Takes A Holiday/Don't Leave Home Without It

171 :07x05 - Rhino Of The Year/One Last Time/For Love or Money

172 :07x06 - Friend Of The Family/Affair on Demand/Just Another Pretty Face

173 :07x07 - Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune (1)

174 :07x08 - Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune (2)

175 :07x09 - Long Time No See/The Bear Essence/Kisses and Makeup

176 :07x10 - Julie and The Bachelor/Intensive Care/Set Up for Romance

177 :07x11 - The Reluctant Father/Don't take My Wife Please/The Worlds Greatest Kisser/Mata

178 :07x12 - The Prize Winner/Dee Dee's Dilemma/Julie's Blind Date

179 :07x13 - The Misunderstanding/Love Below Decks/The End is Near

180 :07x14 - Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on Strike

181 :07x15 - No More Alimony/How Do I Love Thee/Authoress Authoress

182 :07x16 - The Buck Stops Here/ For Better or Worse/Bet On It

183 :07x17 - Anut Emma I Love You/First Romance/Hoopla

184 :07x18 - Ace In the Hole/Uncle Joey's Song/Father in the Cradle

185 :07x19 - Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tales of a City (1)

186 :07x20 - Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tales of a City (2)

187 :07x21 - Ace's Valet/Mother Comes First/Hit or Miss America

188 :07x22 - Love Is Blind/Baby Makers/Lady & The Maid/Luise Rainer

189 :07x23 - Side By Side/Rub Me Tender/Fish Out Of Water

190 :07x24 - A Rose Is Not a Rose/ Novelties/ Too Rich and Too Thin

191 :07x25 - Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer (1)

192 :07x26 - Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer (2)

193 :07x27 - Best Ex-Friends/All the Congressman's Women/Three Faces of Love

194 :08x01 - The Crew's Cruise Director/What a Drag/Doc's Slump

195 :08x02 - Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat (1)

196 :08x03 - Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat (2)

197 :08x04 - Ace Meets the Champ/Why Justin Can't Read/Call me a Doctor

198 :08x05 - Only The Good Die Young/ Honey Beats The Odds/Light Of Another Day

199 :08x06 - Soap Gets in Your Eyes/A Match Made in Heaven/Tugs of the Heart

200 :08x07 - And One to Grow On/Seems Like Old Times/I'll Never Forget What's Her Name

201 :08x08 - Aerobic April/The Wager/Story of the Century

202 :08x09 - The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the Master

203 :08x10 - By Hook or By Crook/Revenge With the Proper Stranger/Don't Get Mad, Get Even

204 :08x11 - My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Alfred Demerest (1)

205 :08x12 - My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Alfred Demerest (2)

206 :08x13 - Paying the Piper/Baby Sister/Help Wanted

207 :08x14 - Country Blues/A Matter of Taste/Frat Brothers Forever

208 :08x15 - Santa, Santa, Santa/Another Dog Gone Christmas/Noel's Christmas Carol

209 :08x16 - Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOS

210 :08x17 - Ace Takes the Test/The Counterfeit Couple/The Odd Triple

211 :08x18 - Love on the Line/Don't Call Me Gopher/Her Honor the Mayor

212 :08x19 - Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm (1)

213 :08x20 - Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm (2)

214 :08x21 - Ace Takes a Holiday/The Runaway/The Courier

215 :08x22 - Getting Started/Daughter's Dilemma/The Captain Wears Pantyhose

216 :08x23 - Vicki's Gentleman Caller/Partners to the End/The Perfect Arrangment

217 :08x24 - Judy Hits a Low Note/Love Times Two/The Problem With Papa

218 :08x25 - Charmed, I'm Sure/Ashes to Ashes/No Dad of Mine

219 :08x26 - Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go (1)

220 :08x27 - Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go (2)

The Shipshape Cruise

The Christmas Cruise

Who Killed Maxwell Thorn?

221 :09x01 - A Day in Port

222 :09x02 - Your Money or Your Wife/Joint Custody/The Temptations

223 :09x03 - Hidden Treasure/Picture from the Past/Ace's Salary

224 :09x04 - German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident (1)

225 :09x05 - German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident (2)

226 :09x06 - Forties Fantasy

227 :09x07 - Good Time Girls/The Iron Man/Soap Star

228 :09x08 - Trouble in Paradise/No More Mister Nice Guy/The Mermaid and the Cop

229 :09x09 - Roommates/Heartbreaker/Out of the Blue

230 :09x10 - Father of the Bride/The Best Man/Members of the Wedding

231 :09x11 - Dare Devil/Picture Me as a Spy/Sleeper

232 :09x12 - Hippies and Yuppies/Frat Wars/Return of the Lambdas

233 :09x13 - Miss Mom/Who's the Champ?/Gopher's Delusion

234 :09x14 - Egyptian Cruise (1)

235 :09x15 - Egyptian Cruise (2)

236 :09x16 - Hello Emily/The Tour Guide/The Winning Number

237 :09x17 - The Second Time Around/Hello, Spencer/Runaway, Go Home

238 :09x18 - The Art Lover/Couples/Made for Each Other

239 :09x19 - Second Banana/The Prodigy/What Goes Around

240 :09x20 - Gothic Romance/Whatever Happened to Jumpin' Jack Flash?

241 :09x21 - The Will/Deja Vu/The Prediction

242 :09x22 - Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me (1)

243 :09x23 - Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me (2)

244 :09x24 - My Stepmother, Myself/Almost Roommates/Cornerback Sneak

245 :09x25 - Happily Ever After/Have I Got a Job for You/Mrs. Smith Goes to Minikulu