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The Osbournes Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - There Goes the Neighborhood

First aired: Mar/05/2002

2 :01x02 - Bark at the Moon

First aired: Mar/12/2002

3 :01x03 - For the Record

First aired: Mar/19/2002
Guest star: Adam Carolla (Himself)

4 :01x04 - Won't You Be My Neighbor?

First aired: Mar/26/2002

5 :01x05 - Tour of Duty

First aired: Apr/02/2002

6 :01x06 - Trouble in Paradise

First aired: Apr/09/2002

7 :01x07 - Get Stuffed

First aired: Apr/16/2002

8 :01x08 - No Vagrancy

First aired: Apr/23/2002

9 :01x09 - A Very Ozzy Christmas

First aired: Apr/30/2002

10 :01x10 - Dinner with Ozzy

First aired: May/07/2002

11 :02x01 - Catching Up with the Osbournes

First aired: Nov/05/2002

12 :02x02 - What Goes Up...

First aired: Nov/26/2002
Guest star: Scott Foley (Himself), Ben Affleck (Himself), Jennifer Garner (Herself)

13 :02x03 - Must Come Down

First aired: Dec/03/2002

14 :02x04 - The Ozz Man and the Sea

First aired: Dec/10/2002

15 :02x05 - Beauty and the Bert

First aired: Dec/17/2002

16 :02x06 - Smells Like Teen Spirits

First aired: Jan/07/2003

17 :02x07 - Meow Means No!

First aired: Jan/14/2003

18 :02x08 - It's a Hard Knock Life

First aired: Jan/21/2003

19 :02x09 - Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

First aired: Jan/28/2003

20 :02x10 - Viva Ozz Vegas

First aired: Feb/04/2003

21 :02x11 - My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

First aired: Feb/11/2003
Guest star: Don Arden (Himself)

22 :02x12 - What a Boy Wants

First aired: Jun/10/2003

23 :02x13 - Flea's a Crowd

First aired: Jun/17/2003

24 :02x14 - Run Ozzy Run

First aired: Jun/24/2003

25 :02x15 - Fists of Fury

First aired: Jul/01/2003

26 :02x16 - Mama, I'm Staying Home

First aired: Jul/08/2003

27 :02x17 - Tennis Racket

First aired: Jul/15/2003

28 :02x18 - A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

First aired: Jul/22/2003

29 :02x19 - Angler Management

First aired: Jul/29/2003

30 :02x20 - Bye Bye Babies

First aired: Aug/05/2003

31 :02x21 - Ozz Well That Ends Well

First aired: Aug/12/2003

32 :02x22 - The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

First aired: Dec/11/2003
Guest star: Britney Spears (Herself), Carmen Electra (Herself), Adam Carolla (Himself), Brittany Snow (Herself)

33 :03x01 - The Show Must Go Oz

First aired: Jan/27/2004
Guest star: Shannen Doherty (Herself)

34 :03x02 - Car Jacked

First aired: Feb/03/2004

35 :03x03 - Rebel Without an Ozz

First aired: Feb/10/2004

36 :03x04 - Return of the Ring

First aired: Feb/17/2004

37 :03x05 - The Accidental Tourist (1)

First aired: Feb/24/2004

38 :03x06 - The English Patient (2)

First aired: Apr/06/2004

39 :03x07 - Scent of a Woman

First aired: Apr/13/2004

40 :03x08 - Pain in the Neck

First aired: Apr/20/2004

41 :03x09 - Ozzy Knows Best

First aired: Apr/27/2004

42 :03x10 - Valentine Daze

First aired: May/04/2004

43 :04x01 - Sleepless in Beverly Hills

First aired: Jan/17/2005

44 :04x02 - Have Ozz Will Travel (1)

First aired: Jan/24/2005

45 :04x03 - Hawaii Five Ozz (2)

First aired: Jan/31/2005

46 :04x04 - Kelly Interrupted

First aired: Feb/07/2005

47 :04x05 - 28 Days Later

First aired: Feb/14/2005

48 :04x06 - Charity Case

First aired: Feb/21/2005

49 :04x07 - Number One Fan

First aired: Feb/28/2005

50 :04x08 - Lozt in Translation

First aired: Mar/07/2005

51 :04x09 - The Show Must Go Off!

First aired: Mar/14/2005
Guest star: Anna Nicole Smith (Herself)

52 :04x10 - A Farewell to Ozz

First aired: Mar/21/2005

Dr. Phil McGraw pays a visit to the Osbournes family. Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack share their experiences and feelings with each other on being an Osbourne.