Nikki: I got the cure for his depression. A spoonful of Nikki, followed by a bed full of Nikki.
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Nikki: Alizé mimosa, anyone?
Woody: What’s that?
Nikki: Alizé and tag, have you no breeding?
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Kim: It seems like only an hour ago that they broke up.
Andell: It was.
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(All look at Angela)
T: Dang, who is that?
Nikki: Yeah, and why is she calling my honey, “Honey” in my house?
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Nikki: (sobbing) I’ve given him the best years of my life.
Kim: Mama, you’ve only known him for a year.
Nikki: (sobbing) Yeah, but it was a leap year!
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Veronica: Exactly what size negligée did you get?
Nikki: Exactly what size ass-whupping do you want?
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Nikki: Did they find the negligée?
Veronica: Oh, the way they’re going, I don’t think she’s going to need one.
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Andell: Woody’s your private dick?
Nikki: See, that’s how rumors get started.
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Nikki: Come on ladies, we’re going clubbing.
Woody: Oh, all right!
Nikki: I said ladies.
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Veronica: (to gay woman) That’s right, I’m her woman. (Points to Andell) But she’s available.
Andell: Oh, hell no, I don’t play like that.
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Nikki: Why should you be the one who gets to break his heart?
Veronica: Because I’m his girlfriend.
Nikki: Yeah, but I love him.
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Veronica: I thought we agreed I was going to tell him!
Nikki: Girl, you took too long.
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Angela: Nikki, what are you doing here? Are you g-
Nikki: Don’t even think it.
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Veronica: Now what are we going to do?
Nikki: Well, at least we got each other.
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Kim: Mama, he (the professor) never wants to talk to you.
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Nikki: (to professor) I thought you said you didn’t want anything to do with us.
Veronica: No, that was just you.
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Veronica: Now if you and your pie don’t mind leaving…
Nikki: Oh, I’ll go, but the pie is staying.
(Throws pie at Veronica, but she ducks and the pie hits the professor‘s face)
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