Garrett Krebs: (About the Prouds) Silence! You have a wonderful family, a pretty wife, three lovely kids, and a cute little doggy!
Magician: I'm here. (hiccups)
Oscar: Look pal, this is a kids party. You better leave it or beat it.
Magician: I am Presto The Great! I have come here to preform magic at your party.
Oscar: Hey Trudy ,some clown saying he's the magician.
Magician: I'm not a clown, I'm a magician and I get payed fully.
Oscar: You must be joking and . . . wait a minute if he's the magician, than who's that guy?
Garrett Krebs: Ha!!! (childern ran away)
Oscar: What's wrong with them?
Garrett Krebs: Your face on the wrappers probably scared them.
Oscar: Hey! Nobody insults Oscar Proud in his own house.
Garrett Krebs: Where do they go to insult you?
Bobby: (singing) Well, uh, let me make this food disappear cause I'm hun-graaaaay-ay-ay.