Big House Blues (Original)

ORIGINAL VERSION: In this episode, Ren and Stimpy are a cat and chihuahua who are very poor and are homeless. A dog catcher takes them to a dog pound. Things are good until Phil is put to sleep. It's only a nap to Ren and falls asleep. He dreams that he's on a date with a woman, but is kissing Stimpy. He wakes and finds out from another dog that Phil was put to the big sleep and then Ren cries about it. How will they get out of there?

1 :01x02 - Stimpy's Big Day! / The Big Shot!

Stimpy's Big Day! : Stimpy enters the Gritty Kitty Litter contest and writes the best poem with some help from Ren. Stimpy wins the contest and wins $47, 000, 000 and a chance to meet Muddy Mudskipper. Ren is surprised.
The Big Shot! : After Stimpy wins the contest, he performs in commercials and stars on the Muddy Mudskipper Show, but Ren misses him.

2 :01x03 - Stimpy's Storybook Land: Robin Hoek / Nurse Stimpy

Stimpy's Storybook Land: Robin Hoek: Stimpy tells a story of Robin Hoek (Ren) and his merry men (Stimpy). Also Stimpy plays the Maid Moron and Ren does dangerous tasks.
Nurse Stimpy: Stimpy becomes a nurse after Ren wakes up sick.

3 :01x04 - Space Madness / The Boy Who Cried "Rat!"

Space Madness: Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy get bored with nothing to do after traveling in space and then Ren gets crazy because of the boredom.
The Boy Who Cried "Rat!": Ren dresses up like a mouse and Stimpy offers his mouse catching talents to a wife and husband.

4 :01x05 - Fire Dogs / Stimpy's Storybook Land: The Littlest Giant

Fire Dogs: Ren and Stimpy disguise themselves as dalmatians to get a job as firedogs.
Stimpy's Storybook Land: The Littlest Giant: Stimpy tells another fairy tale. This time, Stimpy as Stimpy the Littlest Giant leaves his home and goes to Thumbsville. There, the giant becomes friends with Ren.

5 :01x06 - Marooned / Untamed World

Marooned: When Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy land on a new universe, the universe starts to get weirder as they stay there.
Untamed World: During this nature spoof, Ren as Marlon Hoek and Assistant Stimpy search on the Galopogos Island. They find many animals that look like Ren and Stimpy like a Stimpy-like crocodile called a Crocostimpy or the lizard/chihuahua called a Frilled Ren and much more.

6 :01x07 - Black Hole / Stimpy's Invention

Black Hole: A black hole sucks Ren and Stimpy in and they find all of the missing socks.
Stimpy's Invention: Stimpy makes a series of dumb inventions for Ren, but his patience is pushed beyond the limit. Then, Stimpy makes an invention that will force Ren to be happy.

7 :02x01 - In the Army / Powdered Toastman

In the Army: Ren and Stimpy become men in the Army.
Powdered Toastman: Powdered Toastman does some things that makes him a hero.

8 :02x02 - Ren's Toothache / Big House Blues

Ren's Toothache: Ren is being tortured by a lifetime of dental indifference.
Big House Blues: See this.

9 :02x03 - Out West / Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Out West: Out in the badlands, Sheriff Abner and Deputy Ewalt are bored. So they try to get some villains to fight and end up with Three-Fingered Hoek and Stupis the Kid. They send them to steal Mr. Horse.
Rubber Nipple Salesmen: Ren and Stimpy get a job at selling rubber nipples.

10 :02x04 - Sven Hoek

Ren discovers that his cousin, Sven, is as stupid and dumb as Stimpy when he invites him to his house.

11 :02x05 - Mad Dog Hoek / Haunted House

Haunted House: A ghost tries to scare Ren and Stimpy after they go into a haunted house.
Mad Dog Hoek: Ren as Mad Dog Hoek and Stimpy as Killer Kadoogan fight against wrestlers who are evil called the Lout Brothers after they enter professional wrestling.

12 :02x06 - Big Baby Scam / Dog Show

Big Baby Scam: Ren and Stimpy now have to endure life with the Pipe family after posing as babies.
Dog Show: Ren and Stimpy are entered in a dog show by George Liquor.

13 :02x07 - Son of Stimpy

Son of Stimpy: Stimpy's son is born after a funny sound comes out of Stimpy's butt.

14 :02x08 - Monkey See, Monkey Don't / Fake Dad

Monkey See, Monkey Don't: Ren and Stimpy disguise themselves as monkeys at a zoo.
Fake Dad: Ren takes home Kowalski for the weekend after joining the fake dad agency.

15 :02x09 - The Great Outdoors / The Cat That Laid The Golden Hairball

The Great Outdoors: Ren is leaded by Stimpy into the forest for a camping adventure.
The Cat That Laid The Golden Hairball: Ren sees that hairballs are actually valuable on TV. After that, he turns Stimpy into a goldmine.

16 :02x10 - Stimpy's Fan Club

Ren is annoyed that Stimpy is getting all of the fanmail and he gets sad about it. Stimpy decides to make Ren the president of his fan club, but now he wants to make the mailman stop delivering fanmail for Stimpy after reading more letters.

17 :02x11 - A Visit to Anthony

Ren and Stimpy go from Hollywood, Yugoslavia to America to visit Anthony, a fan.

18 :02x12 - The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

Instead of beautiful women, Ren & Stimpy go on a dangerous trip across Canada as the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

19 :03x01 - To Salve and Not to Salve / A Yard Too Far

To Salve and Not to Salve: A salesmen is begging Stimpy to but Salve, a new product. Ren tries to get him out of the house when he's annoyed.
A Yard Too Far: Ren and Stimpy are very hungry and need some food. So they try to steal some hog jowls from a house with a baboon guarding it.

20 :03x02 - Circus Midgets / No Pants Today

Circus Midgets: Ren and Stimpy get a ride from crazed circus midgets after hitchhiking for 3 years.
No Pants Today: Stimpy discovers that there are no pants in the house and he ignores Ren, who tells him that clothes are for humans.

21 :03x03 - Ren's Pecs / An Abe Divided

Ren's Pecs: Ren wants pecs to face a bully at the beach.
An Abe Divided: Ren and Stimpy volunteer to look after the Lincoln Memorial, but break its head.

22 :03x04 - Stimpy's Cartoon Show

Stimpy is making a cartoon and Ren tries to convince him that cartoons are bad for him. Stimpy makes Ren the producer after discovering that he's bad at drawing and Ren takes over the credits. Then, they finally show it to the " godfather of animation," Wilbur Cobb.

23 :03x05 - Lair of the Lummox

Ren and Stimpy as the hosts for Untamed World explore the Lummox and how it lives.

24 :03x06 - Jiminy Lummox / Bass Masters

Jiminy Lummox: Stimpy makes a housefly be tortured. He concludes that Ren has no conscience and after that, Stimpy lets his friend have his conscience which is played by a guitar player named Jiminy Lummox.
Bass Masters: Ren and Stimpy host a fishing show and their mission is to catch Albert, the legendary foul bass. Wilbur Cobb gets out of jail to join them.

25 :03x07 - Ren's Retirement

Ren retires after Stimpy tells him that he's 10 years old (70 years old in dog years). Ren ages very rapidly and looks for a coffin for when he dies.

26 :03x08 - Jerry the Bellybutton Elf / Road Apples

Jerry the Bellybutton Elf: Stimpy gets inside his own belly button after playing with it.He meets an elf called Jerry.
Road Apples: Ren and Stimpy get a ride to the desert by pretending to be roadkill.

27 :03x09 - Hard Times for Haggis

When The Ren and Stimpy Show airs, a scotsman named Haggis McHaggis goes crazy and wants revenge.So, he hires two thugs.

28 :03x10 - A Friend in Your Face / Ren's Bitter Half

A Friend in Your Face: A parasite in Stimpy's head invites his cousin to set camp up in Ren's head.
Ren's Bitter Half: Stimpy creates a liquid for cloning in his laboratory and it gets into Ren's hands.

29 :04x01 - Hermit Ren

Ren goes off in a cave to live as a Hermit because he is annoyed by how stupid Stimpy is. He goes crazy and makes up imaginary friends for ten years.

30 :04x02 - House of Next Tuesday / Eat My Cookies

House of Next Tuesday: Ren and Stimpy seek a place to live in the a model home of the house of the future.
Eat My Cookies: The cat and dog are desparate to join Barrette Beret Girls. To join, they must prove themselves to be the burly babes.

31 :04x03 - Blazing Entrails / Lumber Jerks

Blazing Entrails: What makes a feline so dumb? That question may answered when Ren goes into Stimpy's body.
Lumber Jerks: The duo changes careers from delivering newspapers to chopping down trees in the woods as being lumberjacks.

32 :04x04 - Magical Singing Golden Cheeses / Hard Day's Luck

Magical Singing Golden Cheeses: Ren and Stimpy as Renwaldo and Stimpleton are peasants starving in a fairy-tale world. So, to feed themselves, Stimpy goes to a village idiot to challenge him in a contest of stupidity to get magic singing golden cheeses. Stimpleton gets the cheeses but Renwaldo orders him to dig the cheeses because it wasn't right for him. Now a giant has it and is using as shoes. Will Stimpleton get those cheeses back from the giant?
Hard Day's Luck: There's a leprechaun is Haggis McHaggis' cereal and he can grant wishes. Before Haggis can get a wish, he must prove that he is even-tempered, generous and brave.

33 :04x05 - PreHistoric Stimpy / Farm Hands

PreHistoric Stimpy: Ren and Stimpy go to a museum that is about natural history.
Farm Hands: Hungry and famished, Ren and Stimpy pretend to be two farmers' long lost children.

34 :04x06 - I Love Chicken / Powdered Toast Man vs. Waffle Woman

I Love Chicken: Stimpy falls in love with a chicken that he is making for Ren.
Powdered Toast Man vs. Waffle Woman: A woman's waffle business is ruined, thanks to Powdered Toast. Also, Powdered Toastman tries to grant a wish for a boy named Little Jimmy.

35 :04x07 - It's A Dog's Life / Egg Yolkeo

It's a Dog's Life: Ren and Stimpy are at a dog pound and that's about to change when an old lady adopts them. After she gives them luxury, it starts to get bad. So, Ren and Stimpy try to escape.
Egg Yolkeo: Ren as Renwaldo, a villager of Eggsmith, makes a puppet out of eggs named Egg Yolkeo.

36 :04x08 - Double Header / Scotsman in Space

Double Header: Ren sends Stimpy out of town after he can't him anymore.
Scotsman in Space: Starring Haggis McHaggis, the scotsman, Ren and Stimpy take off in an exciting adventure.

37 :04x09 - Pixie King / Aloha Hoek

Pixie King: Ren and Stimpy are in a world where elves and gnomes works happily to reach Pixie status and Ren wants to be the Pixie King.
Aloha Hoek: Ren and Stimpy are starving on a desert island until they discover a whale carcass and they start to live in it. Ren kicks Stimpy out of the whale and he finds the Big Kahuna, who has things to survive.

38 :04x10 - Insomaniac Ren / My Shiny Friend

Insomniac Ren: Ren can't sleep for the big golf tournament, so Stimpy tries to help him out.
My Shiny Friend: Stimpy gets addicted to the TV and Ren tries to separate him from it and has trouble doing it.

39 :04x11 - Cheese Rush Days / Weiner Barons

Cheese Rush Days: Ren and Stimpy go on an adventure to become miners in the Blue-Cheese Mountains.
Weiner Barons: Ren and Stimpy are not right for any jobs.

40 :04x12 - Galoot Wranglers / Ren Needs Help!

Galoot Wranglers: Ren and Stimpy raise lummox-like humans.
Ren Needs Help! : Ren goes crazy after Stimpy breaks Ren's things. After that, Ren gets sent to a mental hospital for the mentally insane.

41 :04x13 - Superstitious Stimpy / Travelogue

Superstitious Stimpy: Stimpy starts to believe in superstitions.
Travelogue: Ren and Stimpy travel to a country that is new.

42 :05x01 - Ol' Blue Nose / Stupid Sidekick Union

Ol' Blue Nose: Stimpy starts to sing like Frank Sinatra after Ren hits Stimpy in the nose.
Stupid Sidekick Union: Stimpy is alerted about the sidekick union going on strike.

43 :05x02 - Space Dogged / Feud for Sale

Space Dogged: A Russian cat and dog, who surprisingly look a lot like Ren and Stimpy are sent up in space in the Russian Space Program.
Feud for Sale: The salesman (from To Salve or Not to Salve) tries to outwit Abner and Ewalt Nitwit (the morons from the episode, Out West).

44 :05x03 - Hair of the Cat / City Hicks

Hair of the Cat: Ren may be allergic to Stimpy's cat hair after suffering his allergies.
City Hicks: Ren and Stimpy leave their farm to the city to find filth after it rains, which make the fields grow vegetables and fruits and that ruins them.

45 :05x04 - Stimpy's Pet / Ren's Brain

Stimpy's Pet: An abandoned circus clown is being taken care of by Stimpy.
Ren's Brain: Stimpy becomes a brain surgeon and he tries to remove Ren's brain.

46 :05x05 - Bellhops / Dog Tags

Bellhops: Ren and Stimpy get a job as being bellhops and try to make sure that no one is living on the top two floors of the hotel.
Dog Tags: The annual Dog Lodge meeting is here and Ren is getting ready for it. Stimpy wants to come along too, so he begs.

47 :05x06 - I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?

I Was a Teenage Stimpy: Stimpy goes through puberty.
Who's Stupid Now? : Ren and Stimpy find out they are about to be canceled when they go into the bosses' office. The boss switches Ren and Stimpy's roles and makes Ren eat Stimpy's fat.

48 :05x07 - School Mates / Dinner Party

School Mates: Ren is in for a surprise visit when his an old obedience school friend comes over for a visit. The friend is appalled that Ren is living with a cat and has a middle class lifestyle.
Dinner Party: In this episode, Ren shows us the proper way for throwing a dinner party.

49 :05x08 - Sammy and Me / Big Flakes

Sammy and Me: Stimpy is overjoyed when his Sammy Mantis Jr. fan club kit gets in the mail.
Big Flakes: Ren and Stimpy get snowed in a cabin.

50 :05x09 - Terminal Stimpy / Pen Pals

Terminal Stimpy: Stimpy has only one live to live after he used up eight of his nine lives. He's gets scared by it.
Pen Pals: Ren and Stimpy try to go to a new jail where prisoners are treated like kings.

51 :05x10 - The Last Temptation / Reverend Jack

The Last Temptation: Ren changes his horrible ways after a near death experience and Stimpy turns to Ren's old habits.
Reverend Jack: Ren and Stimpy are hired to work with a "Reverend" who keeps saying speeches about meat and cheese.

52 :05x11 - All Sluggards Day

52 :05x12 - The Cellulettes

Stimpy becomes a member of a group named the Cellulettes which is filled with girls. He comes up with hits like "My Blue Chihuahua."

52 :05x13 - Hillbilly Höek

52 :05x14 - Ren's Bad Habits

52 :05x15 - The Boy Who Cried "Rat!" (2)

52 :05x16 - Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas

Ren and Stimpy stay up late to wait for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. To wait, Stimpy turns on the TV and Ren and Stimpy watch other Ren and Stimpy episodes like Son of a Stimpy and two music videos called Cat Hairballs and Fleck the Walls.

52 :05x17 - Hollywood Höek

The story of how Ren got in to show business is chronicled in this episode.

52 :05x18 - Wilderness Adventure

Ren and Stimpy are used as bloodhounds after George Liquor takes them to the forest.

52 :05x19 - A Scooter for Yaksmas

Ren does think the Yaksmas is a dumb holiday, but Stimpy believes in it and when Stimpy doesn't get a scooter from Ren, he tries to steal one with consequences.

53 :05x20 - The Big Switch

Ren is abusing Stimpy and he's not happy about it and they argue about who is better: to be an idiot or to be a mean psychotic chihuahua. They settle it by making a bet that they have to switch each other's personalities for a day.

53 :05x21 - Fishing Trip

Ren and Stimpy go on a trip to find a foul-mouthed bass.