The folks over at the Town Hall have put through the order to demolish the boys' house, assuming Mike, Neil, Rick and Vyv don't do it first.
Vyv strikes oil in the basement of their new home, so Mike proclaims himself "El Presidente" while Rick and Neil organize a people's protest rally.
Boredom has set in and nothing, not terrorists, Neil digging his own grave or Vyvyan's random acts of violence can alleviate it.
A bomb lands in the center of the living rooms, now the boys have to decide whether to detonate it or to sell it.
The boys throw a party and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse might be dropping by.
The boys are stuck with each other when a flood traps them in the house.
The boys represent Scumbag College on the TV game show, "University Challenge"...good thing they know important facts like "Who produced the world's stickiest booger?"
The boys need to earn some extra cash so peace-nik Neil joins the police force, meanwhile they find out that their house is haunted.
The postman delivers a vampire wrapped in brown paper while the boys try to figure out how to hook up their new VCR.
The worst cold in recorded history is making it's way through the house.
Strange things start to happen when Rick actually scores with a girl.
School's out and the boys don't know what to do with themselves. Perhaps a nice bus trip will do?