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1 :01x01 - Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake / Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse
Writer: Carlos Ramos, David Wasson
Director: David Wasson
Guest star: Jeff Bennett (Townsperson Leader, Townsperson), Dee Dee Rescher (Sister Thornly), Daran Norris (Simon), Tom Kenny (Eli Whitney), Glenn Shadix (King of Troy), Dee Bradley Baker (Local #2), Rob Paulsen (Trojan Emissary, Bully), John Vickery (Townsperson)
Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake: While searching for Eli Whitney (who is building flesh-eating robots instead of the cotton gin), time cop Buck Tuddrussel and his robot partner, the Larry 3000, end up at an orphanage in 2001, where they discover an orphaned history buff named Otto Osworth and take him with them to complete their mission
Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse: The Time Squad crew (now with Otto) help a Trojan soldier who keeps screwing up his plan on sending a Trojan horse to the King of Troy.
2 :01x02 - Napoleon the Conquered / Confucius Say... Way Too Much
Writer: Michael Karnow, Dave Wasson, Carlos Ramos
Director: Larry Leichliter, Dave Wasson
Guest star: Jennifer Hale (Josiphine Bonaparte), Dee Bradley Baker (Babies/Austrian General), Mark Hamill (Artist), James Sie (Confucius), Rob Paulsen (Peasant, French Captain #2), Frank Welker (Horses/French Captain #1), Carlos Ramos (Napoleon Bonaparte)
Napoleon the Conquered: The Time Squad get sentenced to the guillotine when they end up in 17th century France and Buck mistakes the diminutive leader for a child. Things get more complicated when it's revealed that Napoleon's wife is bullying him around and Napoleon is too cowardly to stop her.
Confucius Say... Way Too Much: The Time Squad help the Chinese philosopher come up with shorter bits of wisdom.
3 :01x03 - The Island of Doctor Freud / Daddio Da Vinci
Writer: Carlos Ramos, Michael Karnow
Guest star: Robert Costanzo (Dog Man/Hawk Man), Joe Lala (Leonardo Da Vinci), S. Scott Bullock (Deputy/Man/Chicken Man), Pamela Adlon (Waitress/cat Woman/Woman #1), Rob Paulsen (Shadow Woman, Townsperson, Dr. Sigmund Freud), Mark Hamill (Frog Man, Guy #1), Tom Kenny (Guy #2/Guy in Shadows)
The Island of Doctor Freud: The Time Squad must go back to the year 1899 to convince Sigmund Freud to stop hypnotizing his patients and making them act like animals.
Daddio Da Vinci: The Time Squad meet up with famous artist and sculptor Leonardo Da Vinci, who is now a beatnik.
4 :01x04 - To Hail with Caesar / Robin' and Stealin' With Mr. Hood
Writer: Dave Wasson, Michael Karnow, Carlos Ramos
Director: Dave Wasson, Larry Leichliter
Guest star: Maurice LaMarche (Guard #1), Rob Paulsen (Angry Person/Poor Kid), Daran Norris (Referee, Guard #2, Lion), Tom Kenny (Red Toga man, Soldier), Mark Hamill (Rich person #1), S. Scott Bullock (Friar Tuck/Prince John), Joe Alaskey (Rich Person #2)
To Hail with Caesar: After a problem with Tuddrussel messing with the controls, the Time Squad travel to the year 46 BC to rebuild the flimsy city of Rome for Julius Caesar, but by the time the mission's complete, Tuddrussel is hailed the new leader and challenges Caesar to a gladiator match.
Robin' and Stealin' with Mr. Hood: After Otto and Tuddrussel accidentally smash a hole in the golf dome (and try to cover it up from Larry), Time Squad visits Robin Hood, who is stealing from the poor and giving to the rich instead of robbing from the rich and giving to the poor.
5 :01x05 - Dishonest Abe / Blackbeard, Warm Heart
Dishonest Abe: Abraham Lincoln grows tired of being honest and upstanding and begins playing pranks on people, and it's up to the Time Squad to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Blackbeard, Warm Heart: The Time Squad go back to the Age of Pirates, where Edward Teach (a.k.a. Blackbeard) is more concerned about saving the environment than looting and pillaging.
6 :01x06 - Ludwig van Bone-Crusher / Tea Time For Time Squad
Ludwig van Bone-Crusher: The Time Squad get sent to the time of the great musician Ludwig van Beethoven, who is now a pro-wrestler fighting other classical musicians turned wrestlers--and Tuddrussel challenges Beethoven to a match to perserve the dignity of wrestling.
Tea Time for Time Squad: After being upset with grumpy Tuddrussel (who just wants a cup of coffee), Larry is delighted to discover that instead of dumping tea into the Boston Harbor, the Sons of Liberty are having civilized tea parties. Tuddrussel and Otto have to convince them into dumping the overtaxed colonial beverage for the sake of all America.
7 :01x07 - If It's Wright, It's Wrong / Recruitment Ad / Killing Time
If It's Wright, It's Wrong: The Time Squad head to 1903, where Orville and Wilbur Wright are incompetent stuntmen.
Recruitment Ad: A short piece advertising the thrills of being a time cop.
Killing Time: The Time Squad finish a relatively easy assignment in helping Nicholas Copernicus become an astronomer instead of a farmer, but the crew ends up waiting until the Larry 3000 can restart his time travel software in order for them to go home.
8 :01x08 - Big Al's Big Secret / Larry Upgrade
Big Al's Big Secret: The Time Squad travel to 1945, where Albert Einstein is now a brash car salesman in Texas.
Larry Upgrade: After arguing with Tuddrussel over being overworked and underappreciated, the Larry 3000 gets an upgrade, but accidentally gets a downgrade and becomes subservient to Tuddrussel and begins serving him nothing but hamburgers.
9 :01x09 - Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag / Every Poe Has a Silver Lining
Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag: While checking up on Beethoven and The Sons of Liberty (from "Ludwig van Bonecrusher" and "Tea Time for Time Squad" respectively), the Time Squad get a report from George Washington, whose troops are with Betsy Ross in her Woodstock-esque hippie farm.
Every Poe Has a Silver Lining: The Time Squad discover that famed horror writer Edgar Allan Poe is now overly cheerful and writing children's books, and must remind Poe of how horrible the world really is.
10 :01x10 - The Prime Minister Has No Clothes / Nutorious
The Prime Minister Has No Clothes: Winston Churchill, the prime minister who led England through World War II, is also leading everyone into being naked--including Larry.
Nutorious: The Time Squad go back to the time of
George Washington Carver, who actually is doing
what he was famous for in history. The trouble comes when it's revealed that George Washington Carver has an evil twin brother out to make Carver look bad.
11 :01x11 - Kubla Khan't / Lewis & Clark & Larry
Kubla Khan't: Tuddrussel tries to fix Kubla Khan, who's now a comic book nerd, by ripping up his comics, but ends up in jail and about to be executed. When Larry and Otto can't get Tuddrussel out, Larry calls Tuddrussel's ex-wife, Sheila (also a time cop) and her robot partner, the XJ5.
Lewis & Clark & Larry: The Time Squad go back to the era of Lewis & Clark, where the exploring duo have broken up a la a dating couple. While Larry is left to comfort Lewis, Tuddrussel and Otto find Clark, who become his exploring partners.
12 :01x12 - Ivan the Untrainable / Where the Buffalo Bill Roams
Ivan the Untrainable: After a mission to fix Russian king, Ivan the Terrible, Tuddrussel sneaks Ivan back on the satellite and keeps him as a pet.
Where the Buffalo Bill Roams: The Time Squad go back to fix Buffalo Bill, who has become a conspiracy theorist.
13 :01x13 - A Sandwich by Any Other Name / Shop Like an Egyptian
A Sandwich by Any Other Name: The Earl of Sandwich gives his new food a disgusting name, while the Larry 3000's muffins become a sensation.
Shop Like an Egyptian: A mission to keep Cleopatra from turning the pyramids into a mall proves difficult when Tuddrussell falls in love with Cleopatra and Larry wants to help Cleopatra with her latest project.
14 :01x14 - Planet of the Flies / Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull
Planet of the Flies: When Tuddrussel squashes a fly in the Stone Age, it causes a butterfly effect where the future is ruled by giant flies.
Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull: The Time Squad must deal with Sitting Bull, who wants to party with younger people after misinterpreting a vision from his ancestors.
15 :01x15 - Houdini Whodunit?! / Feud for Thought
Houdini Whodunit?!: After losing a virtual reality game, The Time Squad go on a mission to fix Harry Houdini who is using his illusions for criminal activity.
Feud for Thought: After Larry stands up to Tuddrussel thanks to a self-help program from the 1980s, the Time Squad go back in time to the infamous feud between the hillbilly neighbors The Hatfields and the McCoys, the latter of which is too cowardly to fight against the former. Things get worse when Larry teaches the McCoys to get along with the Hatfields instead of feuding.
16 :02x01 - A Thrilla at Attila's / Cabin Fever
A Thrilla at Atilla's: In a parody of Rashomon, Tuddrussel, Larry, and Otto each have different accounts of their mission on turning Atilla the Hun from a nebbishy coward into a bloodthirsty fighter and argue over which account to report to their boss.
Cabin Fever: After a brutally violent mission to get jazz player Louis Armstrong back to playing music instead of drilling to the center of the Earth, the Time Squad wishes they weren't called on any more missions. The three get their wish, but soon become bored and descend into madness.
17 :02x02 - Pasteur Packs O' Punch / Floundering Fathers
Pasteur's Packs O'Punch: Larry gets electrocuted while fixing a fuse and experiences wild shifts in his personality (including acting drunk, becoming violent, and impersonating Jerry Lewis), leading the Time Squad to go back to the time of Louis Pasteur, who is making Kool-Aid-style fruit drinks.
Floundering Fathers: After Otto catches a cold from not wearing a coat during the Time Squad's mission to Antarctica, Tuddrussel and Larry must complete a historical mission without Otto helping them to solve a mission to get Benjamin Franklin to be an author of the Declaration of Independence.
18 :02x03 - The Clownfather / Hate and Let Hate
The Clownfather: The Time Squad travel to the 1920s, where gangster Al Capone is turning his fellow mobsters into clowns while clowns are getting involved in crime.
Hate and Let Hate: Larry and Tuddrussel get caught up in arguing with each other--and don't notice that they left Otto on a desert island following a historical mission.
19 :02x04 - Love at First Flight / Forget the Alamo
Love at First Flight: Otto celebrates his birthday on the satellite, but the festivities are short-lived when they must go back in time to cure a mysophobic Amelia Earhart.
Forget the Alamo: After Larry is trying to teach Otto how to sew, the Time Squad get a mission to the Alamo, where everyone there (including Tuddrussel's ancestor, Jeremiah) is setting up a party for the Mexican forces rather than defending themselves from them.
20 :02x05 - Repeat Offender / Ladies and Gentlemen, Monty Zuma
Repeat Offender: After Tuddrussel shows Otto a prison for "repeat offenders" (historical figures who are jailed for refusing to achieve what they are famous for), The Time Squad get a mission to capture Blackbeard the pirate--again.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Monty Zuma: After Tuddrussel hurts Larry's feelings, Otto tries to teach Tuddrussel to be more sensitive while they go on a mission to stop Aztec emperor Montezuma from performing stand-up comedy.
21 :02x06 - Whitehouse Weirdness / Nobel Peace Surprise
White House Weirdness: In a parody of the Scooby Doo cartoon series, The Time Squad go back to the 1800s, where The White House is said to be haunted.
Nobel Peace Surprise: The Time Squad go on a mission to stop Alfred Nobel from giving prizes to people who commit evil acts, but everything goes wrong when Tuddrussel wins for beating up a man and Tuddrussel's ex-wife Sheila and her partner, the XJ5, return to bust Nobel themselves.
22 :02x07 - Out with the In Crowd / Child's Play
Out with the In Crowd: The Time Squad crew decide to go on vacation rather than save Dr. Livingston from being captured by cannibals, prompting a much cooler Time Squad crew (that happen to be idols in the eyes of Larry and Tuddrussel) to finish the job.
Child's Play: In this self-referential episode, The Time Squad meet William Shakespeare, who is forced by his agent to do kids' plays, and finds inspiration in creating a new play from the Time Squad crew, but things get sticky when Larry acts as a censor and Tuddrussel is too busy coming up with a new catchphrase to do anything about the situation.
23 :02x08 - Day of the Larrys / Old Timers Squad
Day of the Larrys: Sick of being stuck with the chores, Larry uses his room full of spare parts to make a clone, which starts a chain reaction, leading to a plethora of Larry 3000s overtaking the satellite.
Old Timers Squad: Larry, Otto, and Tuddrussel get addicted to a trashy, 1980s soap opera, but before they can find out a big secret from it, The Time Squad must go back to force Samuel Morse to invent Morse code, but the crew gets a surprise when another Time Squad crew appears, claiming to be the three of them fifty years from the future.
24 :02x09 - Billy the Baby / Father Figure of Our Country
Billy the Baby: The Time Squad encounters Billy the Kid, who is literally acting like a kid instead of an outlaw, so The Time Squad become outlaws themselves to teach Billy the Kid how to be a criminal.
Father Figure of Our Country: The Time Squad go back to help George Washington, who is sick of being famous and wants to be a father.
25 :02x10 - Ex Marks the Spot / Horse of Horrors
Ex Marks the Spot: The paths of Tuddrussel's and Sheila's units meet again when their missionees, Johann Gutenburg and Joan of Arc, switch roles. Soon afterwards, Tuddrussel and Sheila start to fall in love all over again, which makes Larry worried that Tuddrussel may ditch him.
Horse of Horrors: After Larry gets a birthday present from Otto (but not before he gets mad at Tuddrussel, who claims that robots don't have birthdays), the Time Squad go back in time to help Paul Revere overcome his fear of horses so he can warn the townspeople of Concord and Lexington that the British are coming.
26 :02x11 - Floral Patton / Orphan Substitute
Floral Patton: The Time Squad go back in time to find General George S. Patton running a florist shop.
Orphan Substitute: While on a mission to 2001 to stop George W. Bush from building the world's biggest ball of twine, Otto is taken back to the orphanage from which he came (as seen in the first episode) by Sister Thornly. Without Otto, Larry and Tuddrussel must once again try to complete a historical mission (this time centered on Christopher Columbus) on their own.