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1 :01x01 - Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand
Writer: J.F. Lawton
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Patrick Robert Smith (Sailor), Liz Smith (Gossip Columnist), Heinrich James (Lieutenant #1), Mitchell Binder (Executive), Bryan Cranston (Colt Arrow), Christopher Carroll (Butler and Biker), Kevin Light (Brad Cliff), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Daniel Roebuck (Iron Green), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Dean Norris (Jackson Lasarr), Angela Oh (Reporter), Joseph Mullenax (Customer), Amber Smith (Davina), Steven Gendel (Newscaster)
Vallery Irons is thrown into the role of bodyguard to the stars when while on her date with a celebrity at a film premiere, he cowers behind her when a gunman appears and she saves him. Her date tells everyone that she's a hired bodyguard rather than risk embarrassment by revealing the truth. A bodyguard agency that caters to celebrities soon hires her as their boss. The agency is renamed V.I.P. (Vallery Irons Protection) and with her now part of the team, they feel pretty safe. On her first day on the job, however, a militia group enter the agency's building to to kill Vallery and her former date and current client.
2 :01x02 - What To Do With Vallery When You're Dead
Writer: Charles Holland
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Shashawnee Hall (Ferris), Pauly Shore (Himself), Greg Albanese (Avery Bardoosh), Bingo Dinh (Shadrak), Lin Lee Moore (Manicurist), Vince Donvito (Sensei Leon), John Michael Vaughn (Pilot), Rick Cramer (Instructor), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Udo Kier (Victor Balick / Ileat Petrovski), Wayne Pére (Arnie Feign)
Internet author Arnie Feign plans to publish a tell-all exposé revealing media mogul Victor Balick's true identity as a cold-blooded killer. Balick, aware of the exposé, targets Feign for death. Feign hires V.I.P. to protect him, but at the same time, Balick tries to hire V.I.P. to protect him.
3 :01x03 - Bloody Val-entine
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Alexander Kuznetsov (The Owl), Mark Tymchyshyn (Kip Lashane), Jackie Debatin (Angel), T.J. Shaboz (Judson), Martin Kove (Mr. Scornabacho), Alexander Enberg (Unknown), Angela Harry (Dr. Tina Stokes), Marie Osmond (Herself), John Cho (Flower Delivery Guy), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Boris Lee Krutonog (Badger), Ian Ziering (Himself)
Tasha's ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as "The Owl," is hired by Frank Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb, to kill Val's paparazzi.
4 :01x04 - One Wedding and Val's Funeral
Writer: Ron Zimmerman, Morgan Gendel
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Mark Chaet (King Soltan), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Bill Maher (Himself), Caroline Ambrose (Bambi The Terrible), Eric Steinberg (Prince Jordan), Cathy Herd (Hostess), Natasha Pavlovich (Alex), Christian Meoli (Waiter), Mike Kimmel (Announcer), Patrick Kilpatrick (King Soltan's Bodyguard), Irina Davidoff (Queen Sima)
King Soltan of Ardina hires Vallery to act as royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese, Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be: it turns out she's actually a stone-cold killer.
5 :01x05 - Scents and Sensibility
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman
Director: Adam Nimoy
Guest star: Emmanuelle Bach (Dr. Townsend), Carlton Wilborn (Unknown), Steve Austin (Himself), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Diane Farr (Helen), Cassie Branham (Unknown), Kristen Dalton (Julie Knox), Joseph Kell (Dr. Ken Miller)
V.I.P. must protect a scientist who's creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself first and it attracts every woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that he's in love with. However, the people who are affected by it soon go crazy and try to kill the user.
6 :01x06 - Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Boris Lee Krutonog (Badger), Lou Casal (Vincent Franco), Clay Boss (Guard #1), Michael Owen (Security Desk Attendant), Jonathan Breck (Irving Millbrook), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), David Groh (Don Franco), Nelson Mashita (Mr. Tokawa), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Stewart Finlay-McLennan (Walter Parsegian), Roger Floyd (Protocon Guard), Jay Leno (Himself), John Maynard (Man With Cigar)
V.I.P. and the Mob join forces to retrieve a stolen 50-carat diamond.
7 :01x07 - Deconstructing Peri
Writer: Hannah Louise Shearer
Director: Chuck Bowman
Guest star: Joey Lawrence (Himself), Nikita Ager (Kim), Emmett Miller (Headline Hollywood Reporter), Jerry Penacoli (Reporter), Elizabeth Bogush (Peri Woodman), Cliff DeYoung (Senator Barton Spencer), Joe Sabatino (Mr. Banks), Thomas Jacob Newton (Todd Spencer), Kenneth L. Wilson (Ken Wilson), Ricky Paull Goldin (Gil Rosen), Anne Von Herrmann (Diane), Anderson Bourell (Tall Man)
Gil Rosen, director of the show Fox Star One, hires V.I.P. to find out who is trying to sabotage his show and ruin star Peri Woodman's career.
8 :01x08 - Val Got Game
Writer: Steven Kriozere
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Sam Sarpong (Kirby), Doug Kruse (Cross), Charlie O'Connell (Jimmie), Martez Covington (Ballplayer), Kwesi Fulton (Dougie Hodges), Trent Cameron (Flip Webley), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Andrew Walker (Derskin), Elimu Nelson (Reggie), Charles Barkley (Himself), Drew Butler (Daryl Wilcox (Credited as Andrew Walter Butler)), Brian Cousins (Man), Forbes Riley (Irene), C. Thomas Howell (Phil Sherman), John Salley (Himself)
V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent who's trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.
9 :01x09 - Vallery of the Dolls
Director: James A. Contner
Guest star: Ron Yuan (Kazuo), Jessica Lee Maider (Karmen De La Vega), Mark Nutter (Man Onscreen), Renee Tenison (Donna Fabre), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Coolio (Himself), Nikki Schieler Ziering (Amber Davis), Will Schaub (Rob), Karen Kim (Jennifer Conran), Robin Thomas (Gower Jantzen), Ping Wu (Chang), Sydney Walsh (Woman), Art Chudabala (Yoshi), Andrea Kim Walker (Shandah (Credited as Andre'a Kim Walker))
V.I.P. is hired to find kidnapped Rogue magazine centerfold models and to protect the remaining ones at the mansion.
10 :01x10 - Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman
Writer: Eric Estrin
Director: Barry Primus
Guest star: Vanessa A. Dorian (Stephanie), James DiStefano (Gene), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Eric Karros (Himself), Maureen Muldoon (Repairman), Jay Underwood (Adam Elliot), Dell Yount (Husband In Audience), Marlon Young (Mike (credited as Marlon "Chopper" Young)), Chuck Sloan (Marty), Carol Kiernan (Wife), Keith Ayers (Decker), Susan Peretz (Wife In Audience), Gregory Itzin (Ronnie Beeman), Lisa Cohen (Navarette/P.A.), Jerry Hauck (Ben Hale), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Mike Jolly (Burnham), Tina New (Harem Girl/Shopper), Christopher Michael (Daniel J. Kilborne)
Controversial talk-show host Ronnie Beeman hires V.I.P. as security on his talk show. They think it'll be an easy gig, but they soon discover they're wrong.
11 :01x11 - Good Val Hunting
Writer: Harry Werksman, Gabrielle Stanton
Director: Robert Radler
Guest star: Jerry Springer (Himself), George Marshall Ruge (Sir Richard White), Mario Roberts (Javier), Kane Hodder (Matthew Adair), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Damon Caro (Chazz Maleek), Steven Culp (Financial Officer), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), John D'Aquino (Eric Collier), Nancy Young (Felicity Adair)
Eric Collier, America's answer to entrepreneur Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his own head.
12 :01x12 - Escape From Val-catraz
Writer: Eric Estrin
Director: Deran Sarafian
Guest star: Vincent Guastaferro (Warden), Clark Tufts (Bassist), Al Gagow (Oswald Falcon), Alex Hyde-White (Kerwick), Paul Carafotes (Minister), Bart Braverman (Maurice Afshani), Oliver Doering (Cabbie), Laurie Fortier (Cynthia Murdoch), George Brown (Gate Guard), Dey Young (Mrs. Murdoch), Joseph Gian (Rene Batiste (credited as Joe Gian)), Tristan Rogers (Harry Murdoch), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Robin Leach (Himself), Justin Walker (Groom Ted)
Cindy Murdock hires V.I.P. for her daughter's wedding. Her ex-husband Harry is behind bars for having stolen 17 million dollars of police money. When he finds out about his daughter's wedding, he offers to reveal the location of the money in exchange for being allowed to attend the wedding. His one condition is that V.I.P. tag along to protect him.
13 :01x13 - The Last Temptation of Val
Writer: Steven Kriozere
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Michael Owen (Mike), Jeff Speakman (Himself), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Michael McFall (Credit Officer Nissen), Michael Woods (Jay Chesler), Alfonso Ribeiro (Himself), John Dixon (Robber #1), Clint Jung (Kai-Tan), Brian Avery (Security Guard), Daxing Zhang (Mr. Han), T.J. Shaboz (Judson), Pamela Paulshock (Emily Chesler), Patricia Skeriotis (Vance), Desmond Miller (Desmond), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh)
Businessman Jay Chesler hires V.I.P. when his bodyguard goes AWOL. Now not only do they have to protect Jay Chesler and his daughter Chelsea, they also have to stop the Hong Kong mob from getting their hands on bodyguard Johnny Loh's laptop. The laptop contains crucial evidence against the Hong Kong mob which proves that Johnny was not responsible for the death of a stuntman on one of his films.
14 :01x14 - Val Under Siege With a Vengeance
Director: Scott Paulin
Guest star: Robin Riker (Jessica Wirth), Autumn Winters (Whitney), Jo Gash (Model #1), Matt Gallini (Drug Dealer #1), Derek Brewer (Himself), Brad Greenquist (Heinrich Anser), Keith Brewer (Himself), John Petrelli (Hunky Pool Guy), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Michael Khmurov (Stoli (Credited as Michael Komurov)), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Jacob Chambers (Kurt), Laurie Rose (Sindee), Marty Rackham (Simon Wirth), Lamont Johnson (Monk)
V.I.P. is hired to work a charity fashion show. During the fashion show, terrorists show up and hold them hostage, demanding that Val locate cryptography tycoon Simon Wirth. Simon Wirth is married to Jessica, the woman holding the fundraiser, and is also in charge of creating codes for the United States Treasury Department.
15 :01x15 - Val on the Run
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Eyerly St. James (Helga), Jordan Mott (Lead Thug), China Jesusita Shavers (Cheryl), Shannon Tweed (Herself), Kenny Williams (Salesman), Morgan Englund (Steve Wizner), John Allen Nelson (FBI Agent Lambert), Michele Harrell (Mother), Grant Mathis (Agent McCoy)
Steve Wizner, the key witness in a video piracy case, hires V.I.P. when the FBI fails to do their job. Val goes on the run after Steve is killed by one of his servants and she is led to believe that she is now the target.
16 :01x16 - ThunderVal
Writer: Morgan Gendel
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Stephen Kupka (Gregor (Credited as Stephen "Doc" Kupka)), Erik Estrada (Himself), Scott Bryce (Darman), Jackie Debatin (Angel), Allen Scotti (Unknown), Christian Oliver (Volker Helmstadt), Angela Harry (Dr. Tina Stokes)
Dr. Tina Stokes hires V.I.P. as a decoy for the FBI while she and her partner Angel try to steal a deadly toxin. V.I.P., unaware of her plans and believing that she has turned her life around, take the job and head to the Caribbean for a bikini photo shoot.
17 :01x17 - The Quiet Brawler
Writer: J.F. Lawton
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Joseph Bucaro, III (Griff (Credited as Joe Bucaro)), Mongo Brownlee (Rex Revo), George Brown (Skunk), Jillian Barberie (Foxy Levin), Joe Bucci (Dave Hart (Credited as Joseph Michael Bucci)), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Sophia Santi (Mrs. Martinez), Mark Ruiz (Julio), Nolan Jesse Yard (Kid), David Chokachi (Himself), Sonny Marinelli (Colecord), Allison Dawn (Gwen (Credited as Allison Dawn Kugel))
Val gets V.I.P. a corporate membership when her favorite action-adventure actor, Dave Hart, opens his own gym. This doesn't sit well with a local drug dealer, Colecord, whose business isn't going so well now that the gym has opened up. Colecord hires Rex Revo, Dave's former co-star, to try and force him to close up shop.
18 :01x18 - K-Val
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Tom Abraham
Director: Bruce Seth Green
Guest star: David Moreland (Peter), David Naughton (Roy), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Boris Lee Krutonog (Badger), Max Kasch (Jeremy), Jeanetta Arnette (Dr. Lonnie Hippelman), Sheila E. (Herself), Mark De Alessandro (Thug), Chad Bannon (Beefy Guy), Dana Reed (Paramilitary Babe)
Val convinces a radio talk-show psychologist to hire V.I.P. to protect her from a stalker.
19 :01x19 - Mudslide Val
Writer: Tom Chehak
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: David Kagen (Frank Zeit), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Tammy Tavares (Karen Rite), Julie Brown (Herself (credited as Downtown Julie Brown)), Ash Adams (Adam Banta), James Yaker (Louis Westin / Bob Porte), Elisha Choice (Winnie), Dan Erickson (Dr. Richard Gold), Thomas L. Bellissimo (Gang Punk (Credited as Tommy L. Bellissimo))
V.I.P. goes undercover at a health spa to investigate the death of a doctor from an apparent heart attack.
20 :01x20 - Raging Val
Director: Robert Ginty
Guest star: Gilbert Gottfried (Himself), Greg Wrangler (Carlos Montecinas), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), David Groh (Don Franco), Paul Terrell Clayton (Security Guard), James Horan (Smith), Francis Fallon (Jib Hanley), Aly Dunne (Katrina Polakov), Billy Gallo (Rigo Fernandez), Jack Knight (Referee), Gary J. Wayton (Unmasked Thug), Kirstin Pierce (Female Boxer (Credited as Kirstin Carlstrand)), Brian Simpson (Ski Masked Thug), Ronnie Kerr (Boxing Handler)
Quick's past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian Mob try to control boxing.
21 :01x21 - Three Days to a Kill
Writer: Eric Estrin
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Ramy Zada (Clay), Melinda Songer (Romona Flynn), Greg Grunberg (Loeb), Doug Jeffery (Shea), T.J. Shaboz (Judson), Morgan Fairchild (Herself), Sean Kanan (Stu Solomon), Lawrence Novikoff (Sweaty Man)
The people who want Kay's college boyfriend dead mistake her for a professional hitwoman.
22 :01x22 - Val The Hard Way
Director: Larry Rapaport
Guest star: Gary Colombo (Zambrano), Steve Chase (Bishop), Eva Mendes (Esmerelda), Kevin Fry (Private Investigator), Sherman Hemsley (Himself), Teller (Himself), Ice-T (Prophet), Rosie Heeter (McKenna), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Penn Jillette (Himself), Dale Clemens (Emil), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Aki (Showgirl), Jill Noel St. Marks (Monica), Michael A. Rizza (Waiter), Glen Eberspecher (Gun Runner Bro)
V.I.P. goes undercover as the Double D Girls in hopes of finding out who Prophet, the man who hired the real Double D Girls, is working for.
23 :02x01 - Return of The Owl
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Erik Estrada (Himself), Marie Osmond (Herself), Donny Osmond (Himself), Thomas Kretschmann (The Owl), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Paul Michael (Man), Bill M. Ryusaki (Old Asian Tourist), Merritt Yohnka (Assassin), Ian Quinn (Boris), Eva Halina (Yvonne Brevig), Lazarus Jackson (Guard), Roman Varshavsky (Ivan), Tim Sitarz (Russian #1), Joe David Weigand (Biker), Michael Haywood Norris (Speaker), Yasha Blackman (Petrov)
V.I.P. must protect Tasha when it's discovered that she's been hypnotically programmed to assassinate a Norwegian delegation leader during a peace conference.
24 :02x02 - Big Top Val
Writer: Leslie Ray
Director: Patrick Norris
Guest star: Malcolm Yates (Harding), Rick Hoffman (Tino Scarlatti), Anthony Albano (Chaz), Tom Silardi (Tommy Wipp), Brittany Alyse Smith (Amelia Zane), Cheryl Kennard (Suzie Zane), Michael A. Dibacco (Nick Franco), Ernie Reyes, Jr. (Unknown), Caroline Ambrose (Ringmaster), Richard Lewis (Ronald Zane), Thomas Kenny (Joey Garlic)
A billionaire hires V.I.P. to protect his rebellious daughter, Amelia, but she insists on going to Cirque de Lumière. Nikki spots two mobsters who faked their deaths to avoid the FBI and the Mob and are using the circus as cover for their illegal arms trade.
25 :02x03 - Ransom of Red Val
Writer: Jodie Lewis
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Jay Underwood (Unknown), Daphne Duplaix (Iris Leon), Scott Thun (Nerdy Fan), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Jason Scott Buyer (Techie), Jillian Barberie (Foxy Levin), Dean Fortunato (Rudy Hayes), Tim Murray (D.J.), Samantha Maloney (Herself), Nick Meaney (Logan), Tommy Lee (Partygoer)
Val is kidnapped when she is mistaken for a temperamental diva that V.I.P. is protecting. When the kidnappers discover their mistake, they try to kill her.
26 :02x04 - Dr. StrangeVal
Writer: Tom Abraham
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Sharron Leigh (Waitress), Sam Scarber (General Ursus), Bill Kemp (Scott), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Wayne Thomas Yorke (Al Slotkin), Mark De Alessandro (Agent Miller), Neal Matarazzo (Agent Redding), Peter J. Lucas (General Koyla Trofimov), Lucinda Weist (Paulina), Bjorn Johnson (Josef Kosygin), Bronson Pinchot (Himself)
A rogue Ukrainian general mistakenly switches a case with his country's nuclear launch codes for Maxine's new invention.
27 :02x05 - The Quick and the Dead
Writer: Eric Estrin
Director: Larry Rapaport
Guest star: Verne Troyer (Himself (Credited as Verne J. Troyer)), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), James Black (Unknown), Maria Colla (Francesca DeLea), Karen Barrett (Evira), Sylvester Terkay (Bruno (Credited as Sylvester 'Bear' Terkay)), Brett Wagner (Guard), Clayton Norcross (Travis), Nicole Cortez (Veronica), Wil Calderon (Hector), Liesl Lombardo (Girl in Bar)
Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit, goes out to find the men who have stolen his identity and ruined his good name. Meanwhile, V.I.P. defends a client when thieves go after her rare family talisman.
28 :02x06 - Valma and Louise
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Craig Shugart (Armed Guard), Robert LaSardo (Unknown), Alexandra Wilson (Sharon Carter), Laura McLauchlin (Unknown), Jay Leno (Himself), Kevin Gage (Frank Newsom), Anna Der Nersesian (Newscaster), Tommy Lee (Mechanic #4), Tony Colitti (Unknown)
Jay Leno hires Val and Tasha to drive his dead aunt's car to an auction in Sacramento. However, things don't go as planned when Val picks up a hitchhiker, unaware that she's a wanted felon.
29 :02x07 - Stop or Val's Mom Will Shoot
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman
Director: Adam Nimoy
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Alex Wexo (Dinstman), Joseph Bottoms (Unknown), Jason Azikiwe (Kyle Zupo), Michele Seipp (Connie), Robert Joseph (McGurk), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Loni Anderson (Carol Irons), Steven Falcone (Marco), Paul Witten (Tech)
Val's mom Carol comes to LA on business and is pursued by two men after the computer program she's scheduled to deliver to her firm's local branch.
30 :02x08 - Val Goes To Town
Writer: J.F. Lawton
Director: Chuck Bowman
Guest star: Marie Caldare (Traci), Andy Savage (Unknown), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Jillian Barberie (Foxy Levin), Lamont Johnson (Unknown), Ian Paul Cassidy (Gideon), Renee Weldon (Hostess), Lisa Lo Cicero (Doris Blasker), Derek Mears (Reno), Faith Minton (Big Brenda), Dean Haglund (Himself), Ice-T (Prophet), Sal Rendino (Prison Guard), Nathan LeGrand (City Council President), Karen Sheperd (Leena), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Angelle Brooks (Maxine)
The Prophet returns as part of a terrorist organization. Working with a crooked politician, the group gets the city to pay their exorbitant demands, shut down V.I.P., and throw Tasha in jail.
31 :02x09 - Mao Better Blues
Writer: Ralph Phillips
Director: Farhad Mann
Guest star: Michael Paul Chan (Captain Go), Lil' Kim (Freedom Fighter), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Suzanne Whang (Diana Lu), Will Yun Lee (Unknown), Bruce Locke (Victor Chang), Billy Blanks (Himself), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Jack Ong (Lu-Shan), Al Goto (Soldier), Renee Weldon (Hostess), Jeff Campbell (Denny), Brian Yang (Chinese Soldier), Xuyen Valdivia (Counter Boy)
A Chinese activist gives Val and Johnny a sacred Cho Dynasty artifact box and asks them to guard it from Chinese officials hunting down dissidents, as well as a Triad mobster who wants the fortune the box contains.
32 :02x10 - Why Too Kay?
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Corey Michael Eubanks
Guest star: Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Michelle Clunie (Mary Tepsin), Shannon Whirry (Katherine Johnson), Hugh M. Hefner (Himself), Robert Williams (Enrique Bravo), Jessica Greco (Little Kay), Michael Phenicie (Marcus Fisher), Candace Lifson (Kitty), Ed Quinn (Jeff (Credited as A. Edward Quinn)), Mary Ostrow (Mrs. Roberts), Ross Malinger (Jason)
A concerned parent asks V.I.P. to track down his missing son Jason, a computer prodigy. However, the team soon discovers that the parent is an impostor working for the Millennium Militia, and plan to use Jason's special talents to set off a millennial apocalypse of their own.
33 :02x11 - Dangerous Beauty
Director: Chuck Bowman
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Gildart Jackson (Auctioneer), Gerry Anderson (Relic), Rita Rudner (Herself), Alexandra Barreto (Stacy), Lamont Johnson (Monk), Erin Daniels (Unknown), Bronwyn Cornelius (Trixie), Amir Aboulela (Paul Van Loder), Salvator Xuereb (Bobby Xero), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh)
A talented young painter, Bobby Xero, is unaware that smugglers are using his paintings to smuggle stolen art works, by placing their own works beneath Bobby's canvases. They then arrange for Bobby's works to be auctioned off and buy the paintings themselves, but Val messes up the arrangement when she discovers the stolen paintings beneath Bobby's art.
34 :02x12 - Analyse Val
Writer: Tom Abraham
Director: Sidney J. Furie
Guest star: Geoff Meed (Eugene Burke), Albie Selznick (Dr. Gilbert Kemper), Michael Owen (Sputnik), Teddy Lane, Jr. (Lavelle)
V.I.P. must protect the vice-president's analyst from a militia group known as The Squires Of Liberty.
35 :02x13 - All You Need is Val
Writer: Kathy Slevin
Director: Steve Cohen
Guest star: Stacie Randall (Unknown), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Sandra Bernhard (Cora DeFarge), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Gregory Zarian (Executive #1 (as Greg Zarian)), Raymond Patterson (Park Ranger), David Shark Fralick (Hulk #1), Kevin E. West (Male Patron), Steve Hulin (Dock Worker #1), Dan Mathews (Himself), Rosanna Arquette (Herself), Sarah McLachlan (Herself), Fred Schneider (Himself), Keith Strickland (Himself), Chrissie Hynde (Herself), Cindy Wilson (Herself), Paul McCartney (Himself), Kate Pierson (Herself)
Tired of doing charity events Tasha decides to split V.I.P. into two groups. Val and Kay honor their commitment to a P.E.T.A. benefit concert while the rest of V.I.P. take a contract with DeFarge Industries. They soon discover however, that DeFarge Industries isn't so innocent.
36 :02x14 - New Val'd Order
Writer: Morgan Gendel
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Laura Lane (Marcie (Credited as Laura Wachal)), Gerry Anderson (Relic), Darren Lebrecht (Brawler), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Doug Kruse (Mr. Jones), Anastasia Griffith (Supervisor), Katarina Witt (Greta Krantz), Steve Lambert (Instructor/Hi-Tech Guard), Rosa Blasi (Cassandra), Justin Schalk (Ring-Man), Adrian Neil (Beller), Jodi Verdu (Ms. Smith)
V.I.P. go undercover as models in a Hawaiian Tropic contest to discover why some models have gone missing.
37 :02x15 - Vallery's Secret
Writer: Tom Abraham
Director: J.F. Lawton
Guest star: Richard Biggs (Griffin), Brian Fitzpatrick (Unknown), Nancy O'Dell (Sheri Kornblatt), Angelica Bridges (Cleo Robbins), Angelle Brooks (Maxine)
Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleo's Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie, but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat.
38 :02x16 - Hard Val's Night
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Lit (Themselves), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Bob Koherr (Thelonious Brock), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh)
The rock band Lit hires V.I.P. to protect them from a gang of thieves after a lucky belt buckle, which contains a secret code encrypted in it.
39 :02x17 - Third Eye Blond
Director: Robert Radler
Guest star: Katie Rich (Delia), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Glenn Phillips (Al), Alex Demir (Sid Hadari), Jason Beck (Jimmy), David Lee Smith (Cole), Ruthie Cohen (Elevator Woman), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Jeff Trachta (Bartholomew), Jeff Juday (Ned)
V.I.P. must protect a psychic to the stars when he finds a dead body and the killer puts a hit on him.
40 :02x18 - Val's On First
Writer: Eric Estrin
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Julie St. Claire (Carmen), Raymond O'Connor (Unknown), Steve Lyons (Himself), Russ Courtnall (Russ), Robert Floyd (Unknown), Tom Arnold (Bernie Mellon), Meta Golding (Meter Maid), Douglas Owen McDonald (McNeely), Curtis Lupo (Dominic), Anthony Diaz-Perez (Rojas), Tony Masa (Moto), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh)
An oversexed baseball player hires V.I.P. to protect him against a gangster who lost a bet on him in the past.
41 :02x19 - Val Point Blank
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Eric Estrin
Director: Greg Yaitanes
Guest star: Michelle Stafford (Nancy), Steve Valentine (Faust), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Dimitri Diatchenko (Unknown), Christian Boeving (Unknown), James Hall (Tyrone), Steven Shenbaum (Graham Henley), Sean Newman (Fabian Miller), Phina Oruche (Mercy)
Val and Johnny must fight off a group of terrorists who have crashed Val's high school reunion.
42 :02x20 - Franco In Love
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Chuck Bowman
Guest star: Nick Spano (Tony Scarnavaco Jr.), Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Jim Knobeloch (Spalding), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), David Groh (Don Franco), Michael Cunio (Mark Scarnavaco), Lisa Pescia (Silvana Scarnavaco), Lou Casal (Uncle Vincent), Michael Fachetti (Paulie), Chuck Zito (Mikey), Marshall L. Hodges (Bodyguard (Credited as Marshall Hodges)), Stephen Hart (Miller), Faline England (Nurse)
Nikki is put in charge of the Franco family business after her grandfather, Don Franco, is shot. Now she, the Franco family, and V.I.P. must try to discover who shot the Don.
43 :02x21 - Lights, Camera, Val
Writer: Morgan Gendel, Steven Kriozere
Director: Peter DeLuise
Guest star: Christopher Reid (Rod Bernstein (Credited as Christopher "Kid" Reid)), David DeLuise (Alvin), Michael Bailey Smith (Tomahawk), Marcus Young (Billy), Finneus Egan (Demitrius Washington), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Dan Bell (Dr. Evans), Noah Blake (Dr. Greenberg), Nicole Stuart (Nurse), Timothy Omundson (Chick Mars)
V.I.P. must protect a director from investors when they send an assassin to kill him for not paying them the 3,000,000$ that he owes them.
44 :02x22 - Ride of the Valkyries
Writer: Steven Kriozere, Morgan Gendel
Director: Peter DeLuise
Guest star: Angelle Brooks (Maxine), Christian Bocher (Unknown), Lee Majors (Jed Irons), Dustin Nguyen (Johnny Loh), Michael Philip (Hall), Gerry Anderson (Relic), Scott Haven (Eckerle), Thomas Rosales, Jr. (Soldier #3), Jimmy Ortega (Driver), Michael Harris (Unknown), Steven Kriozere (CIA Operative Steve)
V.I.P. must protect Val's father from a group of high tech terrorists.
45 :03x01 - Survi-Val
Quick and Nikki go undercover on a reality-based show to find out what happened to a previous contestant, and to prevent it from happening again.
46 :03x02 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
Writer: Steven Kriozere
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Karen Kim (Mistress Jade), Larry Poindexter (Oliver King), Branden Williams (Himself), Woon Young Park (Fin (as Woon)), Arnold Julian Chon (Bandit), Davee Youngblood (Danny)
Archaeologist Oliver King hires V.I.P. to guard an ancient Chinese mask at his museum. The mask, which belonged to a warlord, is said to be cursed. A cult also believes that the mask carries certain mythological powers, but in order to work it has to be fed live souls. Meanwhile, Johnny is under the strange influence of his mentor, who is visiting from China.
47 :03x03 - For Val's Eyes Only
When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.
48 :03x04 - V.I.P., R.I.P.
Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents. Meanwhile, the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.
49 :03x05 - Throw Val From the Train
Val, aboard a train, is about to give an interview regarding serial killer Thomas Binford Shaklee when she stumbles into the wrong room, and discovers that he wasn't actually executed.
50 :03x06 - Run, Val, Run
Writer: Rick Suvalle
Director: Nelson McCormick
Guest star: Maury Sterling (Andy Eagle), Shawn Christian (Michael Ellins), Michael McClure (Speaker), Christian Zimmerman (Security Guard #1), Kivi Rogers (Kurtz)
Dot.com nerd Michael Ellins hires V.I.P., but Tasha thinks that Val with screw things up, so she sends her to protect Andy Eagle, another dot.com nerd. As it turns out Tasha is the one that screwed up, because Michael Ellins holds V.I.P. hostage so that they can sabotage Andy Eagle's revolutionary new operating system.
51 :03x07 - Magnificent Val
Val is forced to take on the Yakuza and defend the merchants of little Tokyo.
52 :03x08 - ExValibur
Johnny and Val go undercover to try and get a billionaire's daughter to leave the motorcycle gang she's in and go home to her father.
53 :03x09 - Get Vallery
Writer: Robert Bielak
Director: Tawnia McKiernan
Guest star: Stephanie Zimbalist (Bobbi Canary), Stephen J. Cannell (Himself), Roark Critchlow (Peter Stiles), Brent Sexton (Koster), Alexandra Raines (Wife), Jack Kerrigan (Lance Barlow), Mike Gunther (Durbin)
Bobbi Canary, a washed-up actress, is studying V.I.P. for a movie she says she's to appear in, titled "The Night of the Bodyguard". It turns out, however, that she's really having someone secretly videotape her outings with V.I.P. so that she can make her own movie on the cheap. She turns to V.I.P. for protection, however, when it's discovered that she caught something on tape that she shouldn't have.
54 :03x10 - Bodyguards
Writer: Steven Kriozere, Norma Safford Vela
Director: Scott Brazil
Guest star: Ray Wise (Judge Kreiger), Anthony Guidera (Ty Bolander), Gerry Anderson (Relic)
V.I.P. enter a bodyguard challenge and they need someone to play the role of an intended kidnap victim. They can't get any of the celebrities that they wanted so Val volunteers Maxine, but Maxine gets mistaken for an undercover cop and kidnapped for real.
55 :03x11 - Val in Space
Dex Decker, a former astronaut hero, hires V.I.P. when his life is threatened because of some missing footage he has that will prove that a mission he was on was sabotaged, and that he and six cosmonauts where never supposed to make it back alive.
56 :03x12 - Val Squared
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Christopher Jacobs (Dr Bonzai), Angela Harry (Dr. Tina Stokes), Gerry Anderson (Relic), Laura Albert (Marshall), John Paul DeJoria (Himself), Nynno Ahli (Kristoph), Jackie Debatin (Angel), James Maitland (Scientist), Brendan Ford (Philco)
V.I.P. are hired to protect Dr. Greg "Bonzai" Kobak, a scientist whose oil-eating bacteria, if mixed with a DNA accelerant, will create Diablo 99. Diablo 99 is a toxin that will turn water into sludge, and Dr. Tina Stokes plans to get her hands on both, with the help of a Val double.
57 :03x13 - Val on Fire
B.J. Finley, an old army buddy of Quick's, needs V.I.P.'s help when their old army sergeant returns and tries to get money that he says should be his.
58 :03x14 - A.I. Highrise
Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, hires V.I.P. to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there, Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them, thinking that they're trying to destroy him.
Meanwhile, Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try to retrieve a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam, and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the United States.
59 :03x15 - Val In Carnation
Writer: Leslie Ray
Director: Jack Clements
Guest star: Engelbert Humperdinck (Himself), Corbin Bernsen (Zack Henley), Javier Grajeda (Detective Grispy), Gerry Anderson (Relic), Jeff Ricketts (Randy Pazinski)
After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help, V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.
60 :03x16 - Goodfidellas
V.I.P. protect a Buenos Aires native from a hitman, but then they start to put the pieces together, and discover that the man they're protecting is really Fidel Castro in disguise.
61 :03x17 - Amazon Val
V.I.P. must protect a man whose blood can cure anything due to the fact that he's lived the last 23 years of his life in the rain forests.
62 :03x18 - Val Under Covers
Val falls for a hitman while V.I.P. is protecting a corporate wistleblower.
63 :03x19 - Aqua Valva
Writer: Morgan Gendel
Director: Nelson McCormick
Guest star: Mark Vanselow (Thug)
V.I.P. stumble upon plans to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite while helping Don Franco with his boat racing team.
64 :03x20 - Molar Ice Cap
A drug lord hires The Owl to kill one of Tasha's former husbands to avoid going to a Bolivian prison. When The Owl finds out that he would have to kill Tasha as well he turns against his employer and helps V.I.P.
65 :03x21 - It's Val's Wonderful Life
A fiery explosion aboard a boat leaves everyone to believe that Val is dead. V.I.P. start losing all their clients, and their faith. Johnny quits, Nikki leaves to go to work for her grandfather, and Kay almost goes to Vegas to get hitched. Quick and Tasha are the only ones left, and they form "Dexter Williams Protection" to avenge Val's death. Val finally emerges, having been saved by Mexican fishermen, and gets the team back together again to save the day.
66 :03x22 - Val's Big Bang
Val, Nikki, and Johnny help an archaeologist recover an ancient relic, but they discover that she may be working with an evil Ukrainian general. Meanwhile, Kay accidentally locks herself, Tasha, Quick, and "Weird Al" Yankovic inside V.I.P. headquarters.
67 :04x01 - 21 Val Street
V.I.P. decide to investigate when Relic goes missing from Foam. They discover that he's taking college classes, but when Val goes to talk to him he acts as though he doesn't know her, until she saves him from an assassin. He tells her that he's working undercover, trying to uncover a bookmaking operation. She offers him the services of V.I.P., since she probably led the assassin right to him, and V.I.P. agree, going undercover as members of the faculty.
68 :04x02 - Chasing Anna
Quick and Johnny are both dating the woman that they're supposed to be protecting. When they find out about each other they decide to keep it strictly business, until she's no longer a client. They, along with her, later discover that she's a princess and the rightful heir to the throne of some European country. Her parents having been murdered by a member of the secret police. She tricks both of them into thinking that she's heading back home, but instead heads out to get revenge on her parents murderer.
69 :04x03 - Holy Val
V.I.P. are hired to protect an ancient spiritual artifact, only to discover that it contains a bomb and that there's plans to steal it.
70 :04x04 - Millennium Man
V.I.P. wages war on a rival bodyguard agency when the head of that agency starts using a dangerous drug with deadly side effects to give his men superhuman strength and abilities.
71 :04x05 - South By Southwest
Pro wrestler Tyler Mane hires V.I.P. to protect him, or rather protect all those macho type guys who think they can take him in a fight, from him, but then he really needs their help when he's mistaken by a militia for a fictional agent named Kessler and he's targeted for death.
72 :04x06 - Valzheimer's
An amnesia victim asks for Val's help but he can't remember why he needs it. As he slowly regains his memory he remembers having seen something he shouldn't have seen, and that Nikki's life is in danger.
73 :04x07 - The Uncle From V.A.L.
Val's uncle Ned comes to Los Angeles looking for V.I.P.'s help after stumbling upon a plan by an Inuit woman to sell the Inuit's land rights from under them.
74 :04x08 - Pen Pal Val
A crooked D.A. tries to save his reputation by sending an innocent man, a man he framed, back to prison.
75 :04x09 - Kayus Ex Machina
Kay becomes the target of a rogue CIA agent when she accidentally downloads assassination plans from the employee bios section of a website.
76 :04x10 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Val
Johnny's return to action films marks the return of his old Tong enemies, who wish to make good on their threat to kill him. But when one of the Tong's daughter's is kidnapped, he strikes a deal with Johnny to let him live if he can return his daughter alive.
77 :04x11 - Saving Private Irons
Nikki's old drill instructor hires the female members of V.I.P. to go undercover in his all-girl platoon to discover who has been stealing explosives.
78 :04x12 - Diagnosis Val
V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted, and recovering, from botulism poisoning.
79 :04x13 - Val Cubed
The Environmental Protection Agency hires V.I.P. to transport a dangerous biological entity, but problems arise when Joan Archer, Val's evil twin, escapes from prison and impersonates her once again.
80 :04x14 - The K-Files
Val is convinced that Kay was abducted by aliens on the eve of the Rubicon summit.
81 :04x15 - 48 1/2 Hours
Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.
82 :04x16 - Dude, Where's My Party?
Val and Maxine go undercover to help the FBI arrest a group of anarchists, and they accidentally get Erik Estrada mistaken for one.
83 :04x17 - Kiss The Val
Carl Merrick, Nikki's father's killer, is back after escaping from prison, and this time he plans to destroy a space shuttle on its way back to earth after having fixed a satellite in space.
84 :04x18 - Miss Con-Jeanie-Ality
V.I.P. are hired after a crew member is killed while setting up the Miss All-Organic beauty pageant to make sure it doesn't happen again.
85 :04x19 - Sunshine Girls
Val and Tasha are captured and injected with a hypno drug after bringing the key witness in a hitman's trial to a safehouse. When they wake up they are told that they've been out for forty years, and that it's now 2042.
86 :04x20 - True Val Story
A TV news magazine does a story on the V.I.P. team at the same time that a career criminal seeks to escape to Mexico with $20 million in stolen bonds.
87 :04x21 - Val Who Cried Wolf
Scott Thayler, a Jim Carrey-like comedian, hires V.I.P. after he receives several death threats. They discover that the death threats come from an old friend of Scott's who claims he invented the character that made Scott famous.
88 :04x22 - Valley Wonka
When the owner of a famous chocolate company dies, she leaves half of the family recipe for making chocolate to her son, and the other half to her daughter. The brother, who owes money, tries to get his sister's half of the recipe, but when she refuses to give it to him, he disguises himself as her and tries to trick Quick into giving him her half of the recipe.