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1 :01x01 - She's Alive
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Christy Michelle Taylor (Jenny), Robert Feeney (Ian), Joel Martin (Group Leader), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Wilder), Chad Cox (Ted), Melendy Britt (Marcia Donnelly), Carrie Stevens (Kristen)
In the first episode Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly go to their high school prom and ask Lisa to make them attractive to girls.
2 :01x02 - Universal Remote
Writer: Peter Ocko, Adam Barr
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Sarah MacDonnell (Ms. Bouvier), Thomas Bellin (Mr. Bailyn), Amy Leland (Donna), Chad Cox (Ted), Jodi Peterson (Sandy), Stephanie Dicker (Maria), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Gary wishes he could skip through boring parts of his life, so Lisa zaps up a magical remote to fast forward through it. After Lisa grants his wish, Gary gets stuck in a timeloop and keeps getting smacked in the face by a door over and over again.
3 :01x03 - Cyrano DeBrainiac
Writer: Chris Webb, Doug Chamberlin
Director: Mark Jean
Guest star: Genia Michaela (Amy), Steve Susskind (Einstein's Brain)
Lisa conjures up the brain of Albert Einstein to help Gary get a date.
4 :01x04 - Magnifico Dad
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: Mark Jean
Guest star: Sarah MacDonnell (Ms. Bouvier), Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace), Deryl Carroll (Photographer), Christopher Mayer (Magnifico)
Lisa's wish doesn't work exactly as it was supposed to, Gary's wish makes his dad switch with Magnifico, a male model.
5 :01x05 - The Feminine Mistake
Writer: Eric Alan
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Jennifer Manasseri (Wynona), Rachel Parker (Gariette), Phil Buckman (Roger), Jeffrey C. Rosenthal (Nice Guy), Adam Stradlin (Ned), Sharon Martin (Melinda), Brian Turk (Abe), Carl Steven (Matthew)
Lisa transforms Gary and Wyatt into girls after making sexist comments.
6 :01x06 - Airball Kings
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: K. Jill Sorgen (Kelly), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Lyman Ward (Coach Armstrong), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick)
Gary and Wyatt want a spot on the basketball team. Unfortunately, neither of them has any ounce of athletic ability. Lisa decides to grant their wish by making Coach Armstrong believe that they are the stars of the team, unfortunately for Gary and Wyatt, they suck.
7 :01x07 - Party High, USA
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
Director: Mark Jean
Guest star: Kari Lizer (Mrs. Lizer), Brian George (Mr. Palate), Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace), Don Perry (Mr. Gill), Nancy Linari (Mrs. Marrone), Lorna Scott (Ms. Kay), Jim Jansen (Mr. Bailey), Tom Henschel (Mr. Hall), Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace)
Gary wishes the subjects in school were things he was an expert in so Lisa makes his wish come true by creating new classes like: The History of the Bikini, the Literature of Supermarket Tabloids, How to Eat a Pizza, and Substitute Teacher Torture. Even with these new classes Gary doesn't do well as he thought he would.
8 :01x08 - One Size Fits All
Writer: Peter Ocko, Adam Barr
Director: Mark Jean
Guest star: Lauren Tewes (Ms. Tankey), Kari Davis (Elizabeth), Kimberly Dunham (Catherine), Eric Brownstone (Guy #1), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Chad Cox (Ted)
Wyatt's got a crush on a girl that spends most of her time doing athletics and other physical fitness activities. So, Lisa conjures up a muscle suit for Wyatt to wear to give him the body of a buff stud.
9 :01x09 - Keeps on Tickin'
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Krystee Clark (Melissa), Kirsten Price (Louise)
Gary is obsessed with when he’ll lose his virginity and Wyatt is obsessed with when he’s going to die, so Lisa gives them time watches to tell exactly when it's going to happen.
10 :01x10 - Mr. President
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: Mark Jean
Guest star: Danny Keogh (Agent Clint), Robyn Scott (Miss Delaware), Melendy Britt (Marcia Donnelly), Nigel Gibbs (Team Commander), Alex Mann (Brad Langtree), James Daughton (Presidential Aide), James C. Bockelman (Reporter #2), Ana Daniels (Miss Puerto Rico), John Petlock (FBI Director), Maura Soden (Reporter #1), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Lisa accidentally makes Wyatt the President of the United States after Wyatt wished to be the president of the chess club.
11 :01x11 - Fatal Lisa
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Jim Jansen (Mr. Bailey), Melendy Britt (Marcia Donnelly), Carl Steven (Matthew), Ruth Livier (Kim), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Gary wishes that Lisa would fall for him, but doesn't work out for him when Lisa instead falls for Wyatt. She's psycho for Wyatt and won't let anyone get in her way of winning him over.
12 :01x12 - Killer Party
Writer: Richard Doctorow
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace), Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Adam Stradlin (Nordiff), Melendy Britt (Marcia Donnelly), Tricia Vessey (Caitlin), Michael Bower (Kyle)
Gary wants to throw the party of all parties, so he throws it in Wyatt's house while his parents are gone. Wyatt's parents unexpectedly return home. So, Lisa zaps Wayne and Marcia Donnelly's brains into the brains of sixteen year old party-goers, as well as zapping Emily and Al Wallace's brains and from there all hell breaks loose.
13 :01x13 - Sex Ed
Writer: Peter Ocko, Adam Barr
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Jeremy Roberts (Officer Friendly), Vanessa Grant (Bonnie), Dani Lee (Margaret), Ruth Livier (Kim), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick), Chad Cox (Ted), Eve Brent (Mrs. Burnbaum)
Gary and Wyatt don't like the Sex Ed class that Farber High provides. So when Lisa tries to help solve their problem, she makes herself the teacher of Farber High's new and improved Sex Ed course.
14 :02x01 - Lisa's Virus
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Seth Green (Lubec), Cindy Ambuehl (Brooke), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Clayton Norcross (Michael), Robert Romanus (Damien)
Lisa comes down with a computer virus that gives her the symptoms of having the flu. Due to her sickness, Lisa brings her favorite soap opera to life.
15 :02x02 - The Bazooka Boys
Writer: Eric Alan
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Brittney Powell (Paula Sparks), Sarah MacDonnell (Ms. Bouvier), Heather Campbell (Monya)
With way too much work on their hands, Lisa fixes it by creating clones of the boys out of bubble gum. That way, the real Gary and Wyatt can do all the fun, exciting things in life, while the clones can do the boring stuff. But the clones do better as the real Wyatt and Gary so the two clones cook up a plan to kill the real Gary and Wyatt and take their place permanently.
16 :02x03 - The Most Dangerous Wish
Writer: Peter Ocko, Adam Barr
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Michael Deak (Zanthrax)
The boys decide that the game Lisa created for them wasn't hard enough and want more levels, Lisa grants their wish by bringing the game to reality. Now the evil alien villain, Zanthrax has captured Lisa and with Chett's help, the boys must save her.
17 :02x04 - Wyatt Erectus
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Eva Loseth (Mindy), Amy Hathaway (Deb), Steve Susskind (Mr. Burbidge), Ed Gale (Primate)
When Lisa beсomeѕ trapped іn Principal Scampi's state-of-the art computer system, Gary аnԁ Wyatt tap Chett's military prowess іn order tо free her.
18 :02x05 - Tale of Two Lisas
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Kari Lizer (Mrs. Lizer), Brian George (Mr. Palate), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Phil Buckman (Roger)
Gary and Wyatt both want to spend time with Lisa. Gary wants to party with her while Wyatt wants Lisa's help in studying for a Science test. Lisa fixes this problem by dividing herself into two different Lisa. One Lisa that does nothing but party and a Lisa that’s only interested in studying.
19 :02x06 - Nightmare on Chett St.
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Sarah MacDonnell (Ms. Bouvier), Wendy Callahan (Triplet #3), Brittney Powell (Paula Sparks), Heather Nygren (Triplet #1), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Richard Karron (Mr. Brinkman), Christina Venuti (Jane), Cheryl Maxfield (Triple #2)
Lisa shows off her latest magic device, Dream Chairs. It allows Gary and Wyatt to enter the heads of anyone they choose. A glitch traps Gary in Chett's head putting Gary in control of Chett's body. Unfortunately, for Chett this all happens on the first day of his new busboy job and if he loses it then he's out of the house for good.
20 :02x07 - Magic for Beginners
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Edward Power (Elvis), Peter Ocko (Quacking Man), K. Jill Sorgen (Linda), Wil Darwin Adams (Demon)
Gary and Wyatt make Lisa create a magic book that lets them do real magic tricks to win a talent show.
21 :02x08 - Copper Top Girl
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Julie Condra (Rachel), Vanessa Grant (Janine)
Gary owes Wyatt a favor so when Wyatt cashes it in, Wyatt asks for a date. Gary asks Lisa if she can help him out so Lisa creates a robot girl who soon falls in love with Wyatt. But Wyatt doesn't know that she is a robot.
22 :02x09 - Switched at Birth
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Melendy Britt (Marcia Donnelly), Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace)
Wyatt wants to spend more time with his parents, who are always away while Gary feels like he needs space from his parents, who are always at home. So Lisa makes them switch; now Wyatt has Gary's stay home parents and Gary has Wyatt's no where to be seen parents.
23 :02x10 - Camp Wannabe
Writer: Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Tracy Melchior (Rhonda Wellman), Joshua Boyd (Boy), Nathan Lawrence (Little Gary), Ashley Nation (Little Julia), Robyn Bliley (Julia Putnam), Matthew Linville (Little Jeremy), Ian Bohen (Jeremy Scanlon)
Lisa takes the boys back to summer camp of 1985 to stop a boy from tying eight year old Gary to a tree after Gary sees Jeremy Scanlon dating his old crush.
24 :02x11 - Circuit Courtship
Writer: Kevin Murphy, Ed Ferrara
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Keith Tellez (Robot), Dwight Schultz (Hank), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Lisa creates a supercomputer called Hank, who does everything Gary and Wyatt ask for. But Hank soon falls for Lisa and tries to eliminate the competition.
25 :02x12 - Chett Reborn
Writer: Jeff Vlaming, Paul Lieberstein
Director: Steve Dubin
Guest star: Justin Chapman (Six year old Chett), Kenneth Danziger (Mr. Kite), Don Gibb (Rolph), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Lizer), Bruce Fine (Rocco), Ashlyn Messick (Baby Chett), Lauren Law (Girl), Kayley Messick (Baby Chett)
A wish gone wrong makes Chett turn into a baby and he's growing up quickly. This gives Wyatt the idea of changing the way Chett was grown up but he makes him into a huge wuss who can't defend himself against bullies like he could before.
26 :02x13 - Unplugged
Writer: David Steven Cohen
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: B. J. Barie (Fan), Ryan Stiles (Dale Griffin), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick), Jamie Dudney ( Tawny), Lisa Canning (Lincoln)
Gary and Wyatt wish to be rock stars and the boys and Lisa creates the band MegaHurtz. But after their first single, they can't write any new songs and the band crashes within a week.
27 :03x01 - Earth Boys Are Easy
Writer: Kevin Murphy, Ed Ferrara
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Debbie Korkunis (Rose), Sofia Milos (Ali)
Chett breaks up with his girlfriend and takes out his aggression on Wyatt. So Wyatt and Lisa go fishing for a date for Chett literally. They reel in a girl named Ali, who falls for Chett, but she is really an ugly alien from outer space who wants Chett as a snack.
28 :03x02 - Horseradish
Writer: Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
Director: Troy Miller
Guest star: Ed Gale (Little Person), William Bumiller (Steven), Rebecca Chambers (Lila), Shaunery Stevens (Flame Swallower), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly)
Lisa creates a top of the line system to protect the computer from intruders, after Chett almost deletes all of Lisa's files. After about minute, Gary forgets the password that he chose. Now Lisa is locked out of her home and can't gain access to her magic, making her a normal human being and now experiences new things.
29 :03x03 - Grampira
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Ingo Neuhaus (Rick), Karyn Dean (Carla Robinson), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Lizer), Gloria LeRoy (Grandma), Bruce Fine (Rocco)
Wyatt is saddened when he goes to visit his Grandma and sees she isn't the Grandma that he once knew. So Lisa gives her the spirit of a young person and Grandma becomes more spirited, but she now starts sucking the youth out of everyone including Gary and Wyatt.
30 :03x04 - Rock Hard Chett
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gene Wolande (Mugger), Rick Pasqualone (Robber), Kevin Michael Richardson (Lieutenant)
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31 :03x05 - Lucky Suit
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Sharon Lee Jones (Rich-Looking Lady), Heidi Sorenson (Mrs. Bell), Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Franca Benvenuto (Angie), Kim Sebastian (Sheryl), David Wells (Phil), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), James Keane (Police Officer), Patrick Cronin (Mr. Tate)
Gary borrows Wayne Donnelly's lucky suit for his dad to wear. Gary isn't sure if it's really lucky, so he gets Lisa to zap the suit and make sure that it's really lucky. When Al wears it, he gets a lot of luck at work. Unfortunately, this streak of good luck is giving Wayne a huge streak of bad luck.
32 :03x06 - Gary Wallace: Boy Reporter
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jennifer Burns (Marie Koontz), Heather O'Ryan (Girl), Gary Guercio (Guy)
Gary decides to join the school newspaper to get near the editor of the paper. But Gary has never read any news and has nothing to report on, so Lisa creates a magic pen that makes anything Gary writes come true.
33 :03x07 - Hot Wheels
Writer: Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
Director: Troy Miller
Guest star: Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Brigitta Dau (Mindy)
Wyatt wants a new car so he can take out Mindy. So he asks dad for a new car and he agrees but his dad buys him a 1977 Pinto. Lisa zaps the Pinot into a sports car named Nadine and Wyatt falls deeply in love with Nadine and breaks up with Mindy. So Gary tries to figure out what's up with Wyatt. When Gary sits in the car he, too, falls in love with the car.
34 :03x08 - Bikini Camp Slasher
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jennifer Aspen (Sharon), Elaine Klimaszewski (Brittany), Diane Klimaszewski (Tiffany), Dan Studney (Mittface), David Wagner (Dirk), Tim Griffin (Rod)
Lisa zaps the guys into a slasher movie called Bikini Camp Slasher. The only thing to protect them from the killer, Mittface, is the rules of teen horror movies that Gary knows by heart.
35 :03x09 - What Genie?
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Troy Miller
Guest star: Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Richard Karron (Mr. Brinkman), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Lizer), Emma Caulfield (Phoebe Hale), Carole Goldman (Female Audience Member #2), Loren Freeman (Male Audience Member #2), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Kevin Kennedy (Male Audience Member #1), Carol Poretz (Female Audience Member #1), Chad Cox (Ted), Kyle Fredericks (P.A.)
Wyatt and Gary spill their secret of Lisa to Phoebe, an old friend of Wyatt's. Phoebe takes control of Lisa and has Lisa erase Wyatt and Gary's minds of the fact that they ever had a genie. Phoebe becomes the host of her own daytime talk show and the only thing to help Lisa is if the boys become guests on an episode of "Phoebe" entitled Men Who Became Women Who Became Men Again.
36 :03x10 - Sci-Fi Zoned
Writer: Alan Cross, Tom Spezialy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Vanessa Lee Asher (Mutated Pig Lady), June Foray (Baby Ruthie and Talking Tammy)
After a butt crack joke, Gary and Wyatt friendship is ended. Lisa tries to bring them back together by zapping them into their favorite TV show "The Sci-Fi Zone."
37 :03x11 - The Wyatt Brief
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Les Landau
Guest star: David Shofner (Freshman), Brittney Powell (Roxanne), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Lisa gives Wyatt a glimpse into the future and he steals Gary's prom date. Wyatt wants the most obnoxious personality, so Lisa zaps up a pair of Chett's underwear. Unfortunately, Gary's date likes the new Wyatt even more and Chett is happy because his brother is finally becoming cool.
38 :03x12 - Free Gary
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Leslie Danon (Petra), Matt Ramey (Surfer), Jake Johannsen (Kahuna), Patrick Denton (Hazzelhoof)
Lisa turns Gary and Wyatt into lifeguards, Baywatch style. But Gary gets turned into a merman when he tries to save an environmentalist from drowning. Also, Lisa meets another genie, Kahuna.
39 :03x13 - Quantum Wyatt
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: Ron Ames
Guest star: Barry Dennen (Mr. Jolly), Heather McComb (Tori), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Peter Siragusa (Scrivinivich), Joshua Schaefer (Ratso/Rico), Christian Meoli (Dangerous Felon)
Lisa zaps up some magical chocolates, so Wyatt can try some new careers in life. One of them makes Wyatt a police detective who has to clear Gary of stealing an expensive comic book.
40 :03x14 - Fly Boy
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Steve Kramer (One Controller), Larry Poindexter (Agent Scolder), Jamie Rose (Agent Molly), Bill Bolender (The Smoker)
Gary is spotted as a UFO while wearing a pair of flying shoes that Lisa zapped up for him. The FBI is called in, Agent Scolder and Molly, and begins to investigate the spotting.
41 :03x15 - Teen Lisa
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Les Landau
Guest star: Christina Venuti (Student #1), Andrew Kavovit (Lyle), Brian George (Mr. Palate), Chad Morgan (Heather), Beau Hayes (Student #2), Shonda Whipple (Brenda), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick)
Wyatt, Gary and Lisa all think each others lifes are easy. So they switch places, now Lisa is a teenager, who falls head over heels for the popular guy at school, Lyle and Wyatt and Gary are genies who zap up things and mess up everything.
42 :03x16 - Dead Can Dance
Writer: Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Charlotte Ayanna (Annie), Grinnell Morris (Knight), Rick Zieff (Hygelac), Peter Spellos (Grondin), Don Gibb (Turkey Guy), Ritch Brinkley (Baldash), Chris Bonno (Burly Guy), Melissa Deppe (Susan)
When Lisa performs a séance she brings back Uncle Baldash, a member of the Donnelly family back to life. Chett loves his new uncle and goes back in time to fight with him.
43 :03x17 - The Legend of Red Brick Wallace
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: Les Landau
Guest star: Burton Gilliam (Snake), Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Dennis Fimple (Pappy), Brenda James (Begonia), Leo Marks (Banker)
Gary finds out that one of his relative was a gunslinger from the old west, Red Brick Wallace. Lisa zaps Gary and Wyatt back to the old west in order to meet Red Brick Wallace. But they found out that he was nothing but a spittoon polisher, so they now him from getting shot by the sheriff.
44 :03x18 - Spies 'R' Us
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jennifer Corbett Kroll (Contessa), Melissa Williams (Beautiful Woman), Sebastian Tillinger (Mr. Dinkler), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Jim Lincoln (Guy in Locker), Jennifer Aquino (Winnie)
Lisa creates a virtual reality game where Gary and Wyatt would pretend they're spies. When Gary breaks the machine, everything in the game becomes real.
45 :04x01 - Searching for Boris Karloff [a.k.a. She's Alive II]
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Richard Moll (Frankenstein's monster), Gerrit Graham (Dr. Victor Frankenstein), Marjory Graue (Hausfrau), Ianthe Kabakov (Ilsa), Jim Jansen (Mr. Bailey), Otto Coelho (Peasant)
Lisa gives the guys the opportunity to meet Dr. Frankenstein. But Dr. Frankenstein isn't enthused that two teenage boys have done a better job at creating life then he did. So he decides to take all of Lisa's energy and use it as the basis for his "Bride of Frankenstein." Gary and Wyatt, trapped with Dr. Frankenstein, must figure out how to bring Lisa back to life.
46 :04x02 - Men in Tights
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Michael Buffer (Ring Announcer), Brian Thompson (Blitzkrieger), Christopher Pallies (Himself), Eddie Mekka (Tommy Svachino), Vanessa Lee Asher (Young Lady), Michael Clarke Duncan (Cardinal Carnage), Coquina Dunn (Pretty Girl), Pistol Pete Marquez (The Sphinx)
Wyatt and Chett get turned into The Yankee Dudes, a powerful wrestling team, when Lisa's spell goes awry. They become a top pair of wrestlers in the pro-wrestling world and must face the German wrestler, Der Blitzkrieger.
47 :04x03 - Puppet Love
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Michael Lange
Guest star: Charlotte Ayanna (Jessie), Kimberly Kelley (Cori), Jarrad Paul (Puppet Gary)
Gary meets a girl named Cori on the internet. Wyatt and Lisa pose as Gary and make a date with her. But Gary has told her that he looks like a magazine model and even sent her a scanned photo of a model. Lisa solves the problem by creating a puppet that Gary can control. But Gary learns that Cori likes the puppet more than the real Gary.
48 :04x04 - Chett-A-Nator
Writer: Adam Barr, Peter Ocko
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Andrew Myler (Alien Pilot), Ted Lange (Isaac), Ian Patrick Williams (Alien Captain)
The alien race known as Steve kidnaps Chett and replaces him with an android. The Android Chett kidnaps Lisa to be Steve's queen. Wyatt and Gary now need to rescue Lisa and Chett.
49 :04x05 - Phantom Scampi
Writer: Jim Keily, Jimmy Aleck
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Charles Emmett (Coach Burns), Bruce Jarchow (Phantom Scampi), Charlotte Ayanna (Wendy), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Carmichael), Joshua Schaefer (Harvey)
Wyatt shoots Principal Scampi a buddy dart, so he would lay off his back. Wyatt gets sick of Scampi so he decides to break up with him. Principal Scampi then becomes Phantom Scampi, who lives in Farber High and protects Wyatt secretly.
50 :04x06 - Grumpy Old Genie
Writer: Jim Lincoln, Dan Studney
Director: Win Phelps
Guest star: Andrew Kavovit (Lyle), Wendy Cooke (Girl #1), Monica Lundry (Waitress), Bill Handy (Grover), Christina Venuti (Girl #2), Adam Wylie (Trevor), Owen Bush (Clarence), Lou Cutell (Burt), Larry Gelman (Spokesmodel), Abe Vigoda (Old Man Lisa)
There's a hacker in town and has made changes to Lisa's files, replacing her face with a picture of Abe Vigoda. Now people ignore Lisa instead of noticing her. Lisa solves the problem by making the world think that old men are the sexiest things and all the kids at Farber High are bringing old men to the Homecoming dance.
51 :04x07 - Funhouse of Death
Writer: Glen Merzer
Director: Christopher Hibler
Guest star: Jodi Verdu (Pretty Woman), Denise Richards (Valerie), Lee Tergesen (Brad the Evil Clown), Andre Rosey Brown (Cop)
Gary and Wyatt fight over Valerie, a hot girl they met at a carnival. Lisa zaps the boys into the carnival funhouse opening mysterious doors until they stop fighting. In the end, Valerie disses them both leaving with an evil funhouse clown.
52 :04x08 - It Takes a Geek
Writer: Chris Black
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Sebastian Tillinger (Kid)
Wyatt and Gary enlist the help of Chett to steal Principal Scampi's computer to get Lisa out of his computer.
53 :04x09 - Slow Times at Farber High
Writer: Joanna Sandsmark, Sherri Budnick
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Charlotte Ayanna (Cheerleader), Rick Scarry (Recruiter), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Alex Craig Mann (Harvey)
Gary sucks all the intelligence from everyone at Farber High, using a magic brain vacuum. The power from the students creates an orb that wants to takeover the world.
54 :04x10 - Chett World
Writer: Glen Merzer
Director: Michael Lange
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Brian George (Mr. Palate), Dorothy Patterson (Elderly Lady), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Rick Zieff (Laurence), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Carmichael), Tanya Lewis (Kristin), Ralph Seymour (Mickey), John Mariano (Rhett)
Mr. Donnelly kicks Chett out of the house until he can find a job. There's nothing for Chett to do, so Lisa zaps an "A Man's Man's World" and creates a monster truck-cigar-jerky-paintball store for Chett. But Lisa accidentally zaps two alley rats, Rhett and Mickey, into humans who want to wipe out the human race by using the plot from Invasion of the Body Snatchers with Chett helping them.
55 :04x11 - By the Time We Got to Woodstock
Writer: Kevin Murphy, Ed Ferrara
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jessie Jones (Receptionist), Joseph Conti (Father), Joseph Whipp (General), Robin McKee (Lynette), Doug Hale (TV Interviewer), Gary Newton (Billy)
After Gary and Wyatt wish that they could time travel, the wish goes bad and they end up stuck in 1969 along with Lisa. But after being six months in the past, Lisa thinks she's a hippie and forgets everything else before that. Wyatt, Gary and Chett go across the country to Woodstock to fix Lisa's memory and meet the future president.
56 :04x12 - You'll Never Eat Brains in This Town Again
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Phil Buckman (Roger), Carl Steven (Matthew)
Wyatt and Gary are making a film entitled Night of the Blood-Sucking Zombie Sophomores. To help out Lisa zaps real zombies to act in the movie that try to eat out Principal Scampi's brain.
57 :04x13 - Demon Lisa
Writer: Chris Black
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Lauren Law (Bunny Girl), Joseph Conti (Demon), Dick Miller (Repairman), Lily Acain (Jungle Girl), Elizabeth Tatus (Vampire Girl), Leila Johnson (Hatchet Girl)
On Halloween Lisa gets possessed by Cyber-Demon, an evil creature from the internet. Now Cyber-Demon has control of Lisa and her powers and is sucking everyone's brain juice to feed itself. Now it's up to Gary and Wyatt to save her with help from the mysterious "Repairman."
58 :04x14 - Cyborg Sam I Am
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Max Tash
Guest star: Phil Buckman (Roger), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Carl Steven (Matthew)
Wyatt finds his old toy, the Cyborg Sam action figure, in Chett's old stuff. Apparently, Chett had stolen it many years before and Lisa tries to help Wyatt have fun with his toys again, so she brings Cyborg Sam to life.
59 :04x15 - It's a Wonderful Life... Without You
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Christopher Hibler
Guest star: Kari Lizer (Mrs. Carmichael), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Denvn Pysz (Lyle), Julie Condra (Brenda), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Melanie Chartoff (Marcia Donnelly)
Wyatt wishes that Chett could see what his life would be like without Wyatt around. So Lisa zaps a world where Wyatt wasn't born, where Chett is off to college and Gary is the big man on campus. But Lisa can't bring herself and Wyatt back from the alternate planet and their only option is for Chett and Gary to make their own genie.
60 :04x16 - Lisa's Childhood Memories
Writer: Chris Black
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Edward Winter (Fred Bullet), Lewis Dauber (Friar), Christopher Mayer (Ripsaw), Charles Fleischer (Chad Chimp), Cindy Ambuehl (Li-Zar)
It's Lisa's second birthday, but Lisa feels sad that she doesn't have any family or friends to invite. Wyatt and Gary try helping by creating fake memories of her family. Her party goes well until her secret agent dad, a barbarian queen for a mom, and her private detective brother, a chimp named Chad show up. Things get weirder when Ripsaw the Gladiator, Lisa's old boyfriend, proposes and Lisa accepts. Now the only way to stop Lisa from getting married is by Gary beating Ripsaw in a fierce game of miniature golf.
61 :04x17 - Lisarella
Writer: Jimmy Aleck, Jim Keily
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Doug Hale (Reporter #1), Jim Keily (Aide), Robert Curtis Brown (Gordon Taylor), John O'Hurley (Mr. President), Autumn Browne (Reporter #2)
Gary and Wyatt get credit for saving a plane from crashing. They get an award from the President of the United States at a big formal ball. Lisa decides to crash the party Cinderella style and ends up sparking a relationship with the President.
62 :04x18 - Family Affair
Writer: Jimmy Aleck, Jim Keily
Director: Alan Cross
Guest star: Jonathon Patterson (Little Henry #1), Joshua Patterson (Little Henry #2), Janet Rotblatt (Grandma), John Grantham (Demon), Myra Turley (Mrs. Dreesen), Todd Susman (Mr. Dreesen), Wiley Pickett (Robo-Chett Double), Stacie Mistysyn (Jenny)
Gary starts dating a girl whose family hates him. Gary wishes that her family would love him but the wish works too well when everybody in the family wants to date him. Meanwhile, Chett goes into the future.
63 :04x19 - Gary and Wyatt's Bloodsucking Adventure
Writer: Kari Lizer
Director: Les Landau
Guest star: Shauna Thomas (Rachel), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Krista Allen (Annabel), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Carmichael), Rex Ryon (Bouncer), Mark Lindsay Chapman (Willem), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Vanessa Lee Asher (Cocktail Waitress)
Gary, Wyatt and Lisa decide to go clubbing after hours and Lisa makes them "creatures of the night" by turning them into vampires. Except they crave for Yoo-Hoo instead of blood. The guys get new powers and meet a group of real vampires. Principal Scampi and Chett become vampire hunters determined to stop the vampires.
64 :04x20 - It's a Mob, Mob, Mob, Mob World
Writer: Dan Studney, Jim Lincoln
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Wil Albert (Tailor), David Telly (Child), Dominic Barto (Man), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace)
Wyatt wishes that his family could be closer and have better family values. But Lisa's wish creates a world where Wyatt's family has very strong ties similar to the Corleones. In this world, the Donnellis fix neighborhood Little League games and takes money from lemonade stands. However, Al Wallace tries to take on the Donnellis and Gary and Wyatt find themselves fighting against each other in this war.
65 :04x21 - Strange Daze
Writer: Tom Spezialy, Alan Cross
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Brian George (Mr. Palate), Joseph Conti (Soldier #1), Kari Lizer (Mrs. Carmichael), Jim Jansen (Supt. Calamari), Jessie Jones (Nurse Adder), Sebastian Tillinger (Student #3), Kerry Lynn Sable (Student #1), Heather McClurg (Student #2), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Lorna Scott (Nurse Hastings), Beau Hayes (Student #4), Erik MacArthur (Bink)
Lisa gives the school a technological upgrade but ends up putting Gary and Wyatt in a bad sci-fi movie plot from the 80's. A Future Scampi is taking hormones from zombie teenagers. Gary and Wyatt are considered outcast and Future Scampi assembles a team of hall monitors to hunt them down.
66 :04x22 - Community Property
Writer: Jimmy Aleck, Jim Keily
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Nicki Aycox (Tammy), Carl Banks (B.F. Jackie), Phil Buckman (Roger), Kenneth Mars (Judge), Gary Bullock (Abe Lincoln), Diane Vincent (Woman Client), Lea Moreno Young (Holly)
Gary and Wyatt are off the Genie Cyber-Court when both fight over Lisa. Gary has B.F. Jackie as his lawyer while Wyatt has Abe Lincoln as his. Who will win the custody of Lisa, Gary or Wyatt?
67 :04x23 - Master Chett
Writer: Glen Merzer
Director: Les Landau
Guest star: Terri Wilgren (Babe), Kevin Brief (Police Officer), Tom Lent (Attendent), Don Gibb (Biker Dude), Eric Paskel (Boyfriend)
After receiving too many memory-wipes, Chett develops a callous that no longer allows his memory to be erased by Lisa. Now Chett knows that Lisa is a genie and tries to bully and buy is own genie from the guys. But instead of a genie, he gets one ticket to the insane asylum.
68 :04x24 - Pirates!
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Paul Ainsley (Dumb Pirate), Stephen Zinnato (Pirate King), McKenzie Westmore (Jessica), John LaMotta (Cocky Pirate), Kevin Michael Richardson (Husky-Voiced Pirate), Bart Williams (Helpful Pirate), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Wyatt stars in the school musical about pirates. Lisa's wish goes awry and ends up turning all the dummies into real pirates who takeover the school and capture Principal Scampi. Chett stops by to pick up Wyatt and ends up becoming the new pirate king.
69 :04x25 - Swallow 13
Writer: Dan Studney, Jim Lincoln
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Gina Brown (Annie), Jennifer Aspen (Sharon)
Lisa miniaturizes herself, Gary, Wyatt, and a space ship to take a ride inside of Chett to get invitations to an underground rave.
70 :04x26 - Strangers in Paradise
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Adam West (Himself), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly), Melanie Chartoff (Marcia Donnelly), Rick Zieff (Shopkeeper), A. J. Orta (Young Chett)
Another one of Lisa's wishes goes awry and ends up getting stuck on a deserted island with Chett. Not only that but they're stuck in the Bermuda Triangle and Lisa's powers don't work. It's up to Gary and Wyatt rescues them but they must face their nemesis first, Adam West.
71 :05x01 - I Dream of Gene
Writer: Jeff Vlaming
Director: Sandy Smolan
Guest star: Bruce Campbell (Gene), Leslie Jordan (Boyd Butayne), Rainer Grant (Clarisse), David Heisey (Drunk Guy), Sonya Morales Stephens (Lupe)
Lisa wants someone to talk to so she searches the world for genies and meets Gene, a genie from Texas. Chett gets jealous and sneaks a camera in Gene's teapot. Gene's owner returns to claim Gene and Lisa is upset by this.
72 :05x02 - Girl Talk
Writer: Jimmy Aleck, Jim Keily
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Kimberly Bailey (Tisch), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Sonia Hensley (Carmen), Suzanne Turner (Australian Mom), Cathy Susan Pyles (Mom #2), J. F. Pryor (Conspiracy Nut), Joseph Conti (Alien)
Lisa wants to have a girlfriend she can talk to and Gary and Wyatt try to but it's just not good enough. Lisa becomes friends with one of the waitresses at Java Man but she feels bad lying to her about the fact that she's a magical genie. So she decides to tell her that she's a genie but she didn't keep the secret and blabs it to everyone she knows. Now Lisa has to zap everybody's memory and has to zap her former friend's memory too.
73 :05x03 - Boys on the Hide
Writer: Joanna Sandsmark, Sherri Budnick
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Larry Hankin (Mr. Renfro), Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (Mr. Block), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Lorna Scott (Mrs. Newman)
Scampi is honored at school, but when his portrait is defamed he feels humiliated. Lisa feels bad for him and lets him have a wish for more power. His office turns into his headquarters as he searches for the culprits.
74 :05x04 - Gary Had a Little Cram
Writer: Dan Studney, Jim Lincoln
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Rahim Muhammad (Bubba), Sebastian Tillinger (Dick), Tarra Greenhut (Katie), Michael Dempsey (Harold), Persia White (Kim), Denvn Pysz (Ty)
Gary sees his fellow seniors applying for colleges and isn't sure about his application. He asks Lisa for a boost and becomes a track star using a magical helmet that makes him break records and make several colleges find interest in him.
75 :05x05 - Forbidden Janet
Writer: Jim Keily, Jimmy Aleck
Director: Christopher Hibler
Guest star: Deborah Kellner (Janet/Jade/Jena), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi)
Wyatt finally meets his perfect girl for him in a virtual reality game. When Chett and Gary get a hold of the helmet they create their own dream girls, but it's just the same girl reformed.
76 :05x06 - Man's Best Friend
Director: Alan Cross
Guest star: Harmony Smith (Amanda), Ingo Neuhaus (Rick), Cynthia Madvig (Shelly), Bruce Fine (Rocco), Patrick Richwood (Buddy)
Chett begins to bond with dog when stuck in a mountain. Lisa sees how nice Chett and the dog get along, so she turns the dog into a man.
77 :05x07 - Show Chett
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Michael Caldwell (Flex), Adrienne Barbeau (Lily), Rainer Grant (Driver), John Carlos Frey (Ramses), Randl Ask (Xybo)
Lisa makes Chett dance at a local strip club and soon becomes an instant star. He heads to Las Vegas and is hired by a female owner to strip at a club. Chett gets tired of stripping and wants to dance for a show, but the owner reminds him that he signed a contract so now she gives him crappy jobs. Chett dances at a private home and it turns out its Lisa. Soon Lisa helps out Chett get out of his contract by faking his death.
78 :05x08 - Bee In There
Writer: Jim Keily, Jimmy Aleck
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Jeff Doucette (Al Wallace), Joyce Bulifant (Emily Wallace), Melanie Chartoff (Marcia Donnelly), Andrew Prine (Wayne Donnelly)
Lisa hears this and zaps the boys back in time to spend time with them. To teach them how to play ball. However, Gary ends up in his mom's body while Wyatt ends up in his dad's body. Gary's dad thinks something is going on between Wyatt's dad and his wife when they see them both coming out of port-o-potty with his wife's bra in hand. They try convincing Al that it's true by smearing honey over Gary's chest to attract bees, but Mrs. Donnelly sees this and is horrified. So now Wyatt and Gary must show both of them the bee sting on Gary's mom's chest.
79 :05x09 - Future Bride
Writer: Adam I. Lapidus
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Cory Oliver (Cynthia), Marisa Coughlan (Barbara), Carolyn Lawrence (Dasha)
Wyatt has a series of really bad dates so Lisa zaps up a Bride Detector to find his future wife. Wyatt's future wife is in Java Man and tries flirting with her. Chett tries fixing the Bride Detector to make Lisa think she is his future wife, but Lisa is aware of this the whole time. Wyatt loses his future wife when he becomes too serious about marriage. After all that, the detector didn't even work.
80 :05x10 - Stalag 16
Writer: Ed Ferrara, Kevin Murphy
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta, David Grossman
Guest star: Rick Zieff (Mr. Frehley), John Ganun (Guard #1), Kenneth Mars (Kommandant), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Robert Shook (Guard #3), Larry Hankin (Manfieldy), Doc Duhame (Guard #2), Larry Poindexter (Pommafritte)
Chett poses a reporter to embarrass Principal Scampi. When Chett's disguise starts slipping, Scampi chases Chett all the way home and into a holodeck that Lisa set up for the boys. The two of them are thrust into the Stalag 16 simulation, where they are U.S. soldiers in a German POW camp, like Hogan’s Heroes.
81 :05x11 - I, Chettus
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Randl Ask (Rebel #1), Daniel Zelman (Soldier), Felicity Waterman (Bodacious), Joe Hart (Roman #1), John Michael Higgins (Timidius), Paul Parducci (Centurion)
The guys come to school and find everyone in togas. Lisa tells them she sent Chett back to ancient Rome. He’s altered history so the boys have to go back and fix what he had done. He’s completely contaminated the time period with lots of modern things, including his jeep, a beer hat and many other things.
82 :05x12 - The Genie Detective
Writer: Howard A. Klausner, Christer G. Hokanson
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Bobby Porter (Jockey), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), D. Edwig Woodruff (Janitor)
Lisa plays a virtual reality game called Genie Detective in the 1930's. Chett comes to her office telling her he's dying from a poison and needs her help to find out who gave it to him. They track down clues leading to Wyatt as a crocked bookie, Gary a jockey and Scampi as a horse vet.
83 :05x13 - Magic Comet Ride
Writer: Jim Lincoln, Dan Studney
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Vanessa Lee Asher (Java Man Girl #2), Harmony Smith (Kelly), Cynthia Madvig (Rachael), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Jode Leigh Edwards (Java Man Girl #1), Ed Gale (Genie Master)
Lisa goes on a Star Wars journey to learn more about being a good genie. Meanwhile, the boys try to figure out what's in a black box Lisa left for them.
84 :05x14 - School Spirits
Writer: Jimmy Aleck
Director: Tom Spezialy
Guest star: Morwenna Banks (Petula), Brent Hinkley (Ectoscist), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Ritch Brinkley (Mr. Cabeza)
When ghost faculty members haunt Farber High, the boys try convincing Scampi not to build the new library over the teacher's lounge by using some old Jack Nicholson.
85 :05x15 - Wicked Wish
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Keith Amos (Mirror)
Wyatt's mom tries to be the fairest of them all by using a magic mirror to get rid of all of the pretty girls in town including Lisa.
86 :05x16 - Night of the Swingin' Steves
Writer: Chris Black
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Bill Bolender (The Smoker), Ian Patrick Williams (Alien Steve), Jamie Rose (Agent Molly), Bob Zachar (Todd), Larry Poindexter (Agent Scolder), Steve Fitchpatrick (Steve)
The Steve aliens from Chett-a-nator try and convince Lisa to be their Queen again. So Lisa files a complaint against them calling upon Agents Scolder and Molly to return.
87 :05x17 - Genie Junior
Writer: Susannah Hardaway
Director: Ricardo Mendez Matta
Guest star: Lauren Law (Little Patten), Bruce Fine (Rocco), Raymond Guth (Irritated Patient), Larry Poindexter (Doctor), James Lew (Bossman)
After exchanging a kiss in a Japanese movie, Lisa tricks Chett into thinking that she's pregnant. Chett soon starts taking care of Lisa buying her gifts and stuff. Chett wishes that he was having the baby when Lisa is in labor and comes out as pure energy floating up to the universe.
88 :05x18 - WS4
Writer: Jim Lincoln, Dan Studney
Director: David Grossman
Guest star: Johnny Dark (Janitor Bob), Bruce Jarchow (Principal Scampi), Sebastian Tillinger (Trek Clubber #1), Chad Cox (Home Economic Student), J. F. Pryor (Drama Student-Phil), Mike Damus (Doomsday Member)
When trying to solve a problem with everybody at school, Lisa zaps up some aliens to help out. But the aliens soon plan on takeover the school.