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1 :01x01 - Season 1, Episode 1
First episode where the guys take shots about the Kerry Packer funeral and less than illustrious life as they then try to raise money for his memorial fund. There's a message from Osama, Chas tries to get into the Big Day Out, Andrew and Chris are on the Road to Turin, Craig and Julian discuss the news plus other regular segments listed below.
Segments from this week include: Pursuit Trivia, Surprise Spruiker, this week's Subliminal Message, What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week? and Mr Ten Questions.
2 :01x02 - Season 1, Episode 2
Director: Brad Howard, Mark Fitzgerald
Guest star: Tom Cruise (Himself), Tony Walters (Himself)
Chris and Craig open this weeks episode with a discussion about the Winter Olympics. Chas attempts to boost the ratings of the Today show, by making 'special' appearances on Sunrise, the morning show in direct competition with Today. There's Kim Beazley as The Biggest Loser and his front bench as well as falling popularity polls. Julian hits the street with a poll that may turn things around for Kim.
The Famous Faceoff this week included newsreaders from Sky News and the ABC battling their way through tongue twisters. Chris and Julian discuss boneheads - and then Julian attempts to do a news feed to see how long it took for a bonehead to appear. Charles Firth in the US meets and greets with US citizens... and their guns. Craig and Julian discuss the news and Chris brings it home with his Tropfest entry and it's lack of being accepted by the judges plus other regular segments listed below.
Segments from this week include: Another Saddam Outburst, Surprise Spruiker, What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week? Mr. Ten Questions
3 :01x03 - Season 1, Episode 3
The boys are dressed in Wallabies tracksuits to celebrate John Howard's 10th anniversary in office. Craig takes a novel present to Mr Howard's home. Craig hits the streets with some new phrases for an Australia dvertising campaign to get some opinions. Mr Howard movie montage to celebrate 10 years in power. Julian hits the streets of Mossman to see how culturally friendly they were with the proposal to build a large mosque in the area. Charles Firth checks out race relations in America by getting some 'how to be cool advice'. Craig and Julian discuss the news, including a call to Trevor Flugge. Brokeback Mountain controversies lead the Chaser team to create their own 'Christain friendly' version. The guys finish up with a talking Wendall who burps and the show finishes with more Brokeback goodness plus other regular segments listed below.
Segments from this week include: A Message from Osana Bin Laden, Pursuit Trivia, What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week? and Scenes From the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Clearance Guy.
4 :01x04 - Season 1, Episode 4
Gags about Sally Robins open the show this week and the commonwealth games continue with Craig trying to pay people to go to particular events. Discussion about gay marriage and Phillip Ruddock. Chas cruises Cronulla to test out big sculpture ideas. Craig and Julian discuss the news and meet with Simon Crean, and interview Heath Ledger. Colin Firth in the US investigates theme parks - particularly for christians at Holy Land.
Segments from this week include: Mr Ten Questions ask the Backstreet Boys two questions, Surprise Spruiker, Pursuit Trivia, The Current Affairs Oscars.
5 :01x05 - Season 1, Episode 5
Chris confronts channel 10 about the show Everybody Hates Chris as it's doing his head in. Craig surveys Melbourne homes for people to billet homeless people for the Games. Chas seeks to ensure that no old person dies at home without anybody knowing. Andrew sings about his comiserations of not being Scottish. Chris and Andrew try their bit at synchronised swimming. Craig and Julian discuss the news
Segments from this week include: Scenes From the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Clearance Guy, Straight to DVD, Mr Ten Questions, The Ad Road Test.
6 :01x06 - Season 1, Episode 6
This week opens with a letter from Beryl complaining about the ABC playing filth like The Chaser, suggesting they play quality like Mother and Son instead. In response to this, for the rest of the episode a small box in the bottom corner of the screen plays Mother and Son.
Craig investigates cheap child care options. The Adelaide Aristocrats and Chris does a bit of stand-up. Charles Firth battles to keep US as the fattest country - with whipped cream and fines for fittness. The show ends with a bang and the boys find they have cake on their face.
Segments from this week include: Surprise Spruiker, Famous Face Off, In Other News..., What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?
7 :01x07 - Season 1, Episode 7
The show starts, or does it, with a lack of cast apparently due to new IR reforms. The boys return, and so do the missing Sierra Leone athletes. The French do protests much better than Australians, on a similar topic. Craig hits the streets in attempt to 'French up' Australian protest tactics. Julian seeks out those who may be interested in naming rights for the next tropical cyclone. Chas tries to get people to take the Nappisan challenge. Chris gets all riled up about waiters and their cracked pepper, and take it to the streets. Chris and Julian discuss the news. Charles Firth investigates the Yale Skull and Bones society. Chas takes up a second job, as a painted statue and the show ends with Andrew singing about the unfortunate situation of end of show singers.
Segments from this week include: Pursuit Trivia, Scenes from the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Guy, The Ad Road Test, and In Other News...
8 :01x08 - Season 1, Episode 8
It's the final show before Easter and Chris is annoyed at his lack of Gold Logie nomination. Julian sets up a toll booth at Macquarie Bank agm to prove a point about tolls. Chas has some phone fun while trying to find the cheapest way to get directory assistance. Charles Firth attempts to beat Michael Moore's reputation of being ejected from companies, and succeeds. The boys do some method acting in attempt to bring in some more international content - with a British Comedy Sketch. When a Telemarketer calls promo. Craig does some city memorial artwork in recognition of Prohart. Chris winds up the show by seeing how far he can go with clubbing attire and the assistance of 2 beautiful women.
Segments from this week include: A Message from Osama Bin Laden, Surprise Spruiker, Firth in the USA, Mr. Ten Questions, What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week? and In Other News....
9 :01x09 - Season 1, Episode 9
It's P*ss lame puns abounding tonight as the show opens with a painful montage of them. Craig does some modifications to the Bradman Museum, turning it to the Gillespie Museum. White Stripes send-up. Julian conducts some helpful gullibility testing with scientology related questions. Chas takes the 'short fare' challenge. Chas delivers a Gold Medal athlete to Tracy Grimshaw as she didn't interview CJ Bruton from the Australian basketball team. Chris takes a novel approach to breaking up with his wife with the help of Sunrise.
Segments from this week include: Scenes from the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Guy, Famous Face Off, In Other News..., and What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week?
10 :01x10 - Season 1, Episode 10
Chris decides that another group apart from the Beconsfield miners needs rescueing, and thus arranges a food drop into the Fashion Week parade. Julian has some success with his offer to sign any book that is handed to him. Craig tries to give out free money in the spirit of brochure hand outers, with limited success. American Baguette and Burst advertisments. The boys try out some Islamic fashion ideas at Fashion Week.
Segments from this week include: A Message from Osama Bin Laden, Surprise Spruiker, Famous Face Off, Another Andrew Hanson Comedy Song, In Other News..., and Pursuit Trivia.
11 :01x11 - Season 1, Episode 11
Some occupational safety advice starts this weeks show. It's a Logies special this week starting with the Chaser guys turning up to the Logies in Naomi's Make-up Truck. Chas does the Logies Bonehead Challenge. Craig does some doorknocking to see if spam is more effective when delivered face to face. Julian has some fun with big games. Chas gets some advice from Stan Zemanek. Charles Firth goes 'freedom' seeking on the streets of America. Julian and Chas deliver some customised flagpoles to electorate offices
Segments from this week include: Mr. Ten Questions, A Message from Osama Bin Laden, Firth in the USA, In Other News...., Surprise Spruiker and The Ad Road Test.
18 :01x18 - Season 1, Episode 18
The boys test out whether pollies would be rude to a deaf person, with some funny results. Da Vinci code ad with a difference. Chas does things a little differently and actually replies to a spam emails. Chris and Chas talk strange religious activities and rebukes from a journalist. Charles Firth in the USA hits the streets to talk religion with picketers who think America is doomed. Craig and Julian discuss the news, especially confronting pollies with AWAs and the end of the world cup.
Segments from this week include: Famous Face Off, Firth in the USA, The Ad Road Test,
19 :01x19 - Season 1, Episode 19
Alan Jones shows his true colours and the boys rock up at service stations as the pushers who will push your car home and save on petrol. Chas experiements with a new way of riding in taxis. How far will people go to drive a free car? Julian asks street randoms about how acceptable turkey slapping really is, by slapping a real turkey.
Segments from this week include: Scenes from the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Guy, Meanwhile in Iran, Pursuit Trivia, Mr. Ten Questions, In Other News...., What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?
20 :01x20 - Season 1, Episode 20
Director: Mark Fitzgerald, Craig Melville
Guest star: Dominic Knight (Himself)
24 :01x24 - Season 1, Episode 24
Segments from this week include: Scenes From the Life of the Crazy Warehouse Clearance Guy, A Message From Osama Bin Laden, The 2.30 Report, The Ad Road Test,
27 :01x27 - Season 1, Episode 27
Director: Craig Melville, Brad Howard, Mark Fitzgerald
Guest star: Annalise Braakensiek (Herself)
29 :02x01 - Season 2, Episode 1
30 :02x02 - Season 2, Episode 2
31 :02x03 - Season 2, Episode 3
32 :02x04 - Season 2, Episode 4
33 :02x05 - Season 2, Episode 5
34 :02x06 - Season 2, Episode 6
35 :02x07 - Season 2, Episode 7
36 :02x08 - Season 2, Episode 8
37 :02x09 - Season 2, Episode 9
David Hicks comes home this week and the cost of his flight home which introduces Chas making donations to political party's using dubious company names - which were accepted. Andrew and Julian sleaze it up and try the hard sell on a variety of locations. Chris and Craig try out the 'football yob' mentality in some less sporting situations. The Chaser team puts a new spin on their cover of The Walrus.
Segments from this week include: Surprise Spruiker, The Fixers, What You Missed on Cable, The Ad Road Test.