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Series 1 |
| Christmas Special (Dec/24/1981) | Sketches Include:
Kenny buried by ITV and dug up by the BBC.
BBC Doors (with Terry Wogan).
Gizzard Puke - jewish santa.
BBC Boardroom.
Two Old Ladies (with Billy Connolly).
Politician - public media.
Cupid - cannes film festival.
Designer Jeans (with Bob Geldof).
BBC Shopping List.
Kenny meets Sting.
Dentist Magician.
Gizzard Puke - starting handle.
Dentist Magician 2.
Cupid - burt reynolds.
Scots Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost).
Buster Keaton Homage by Barney Shamrock.
Photo Booth (with Bob Geldof).
Shoot the Dog.
Arab Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost). | | Special Guest Stars: David Frost as Himself, Terry Wogan as Himself, Bob Geldof as Various (as Bob Geldorf), Billy Connolly as Various, | Guest Stars: Patsy Smart as Various, Denise Gyngell as Dancer, Paula Griffin as Dancer, Mandy Perryment as Dancer, Johnny Wade as Various, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Ray Cameron as Man in Audience (Uncredited), | Musical Guests: The Police as Themselves (as Police) | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron | | Songs: Police -- Spirits in the Material World | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Series 1, Show 1 (Feb/25/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - bonfire cigar.
Marcel Wave - French and English language differences.
British politics (with Cleo Rocos).
Construction Workers - einstein (with Terry Wogan).
Politician - imports.
Indian Guru - Who am I? (with William Rushton).
American Loo-seat Lifter.
Abraham Lincoln, what really happened - is it over yet?
Dungeon Prisoner - silly cow (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - naughty little boy.
Cupid - abattoir massacre.
Celebrity Guest Time - Bill Wyman.
Egyptian tomb - engaged sarcophagus.
Bill Wyman Female Impersonator (with Cleo Rocos).
Subway Train - drunken punk (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - Fart Cut!
Almost Changed the Course of History - Hitler's boots.
Spiderman - Undone Flies.
Indian Guru - life is an orange (with William Rushton).
Couple in Bed - Is there someone else?
Marcel Wave - standing up, sitting down, three legs joke.
Dungeon - no confession? (with John Junkin).
The Queen and Prince Philip - labour exchange (with Simon Cadell).
Couple in Bed - I love you too (with William Rushton).
Politician - compromise.
Cupid - 2001 2
End of the show - You, audience | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Simon Cadell as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, Terry Wogan as Various, | Guest Stars: Johnny Shannon as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, John Junkin as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Frederick Jaeger as Various, | Musical Guests: Bill Wyman as Himself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Bill Wyman -- A New Fashion | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Series 1, Show 2 (Mar/04/1982) | Sketches Include:
American Lawyer Advert.
Gizzard Puke - car insurance.
Breast Massage.
Chewing Bank Robber.
Buster Keaton Tribute.
Cupid - tarzan's last stand.
BBC Boardroom - michael parkinson.
Church Sermon - chinese.
Space Invaders X-Ray.
Toyah Hair Colour Change.
Sid Snot - New York.
Restaurant Breakup (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Macburgers (with Bill Wyman).
Dungeon Prisoner - charades (with Lionel Blair).
Toyah as Kenny and Kenny as Toyah.
Commercial Time - tits.
Sid Snot - farmers.
Guess the Celebrity (with Terry Wogan).
Van Gogh Interview.
Maurice Mimer - ladder.
Dungeon Prisoner - headphones.
BBC Boardroom - the good old days.
Spiderman - milkman.
Cupid - florence nightingale.
Earthquake Sex.
Politician - house of lords.
Church Sermon - BBC head of variety.
Marcel Wave - eskimo girl.
Bouncing Boobs. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Richard Johnson (1) as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, William Rushton as Various, Bill Wyman as Various, Terry Wogan as Himself, Joanna Lumley as Various, | Guest Stars: Sid Wright as Various, Gary Martin (2) as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various (as Molly Maureen), Stuart Fell as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Musical Guests: Toyah Willcox as Herself (as Toyah) | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Toyah -- I Want to Be Free | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Series 1, Show 3 (Mar/11/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - god.
Condensed Show.
Gizzard Puke - spider.
Tea with milk
Cupid - the house of the haunted choppers.
Having Trouble Parking? - sherman tank.
William Tell.
Amazonian Jungle - quicksand.
Dinner Party - bad smell (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 1.
Moonlight Bay Toilet Song (with Billy Connoly and John Wells).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 2.
Wine Tasting.
Wanna buy a video cassette? (with Billy Connolly).
TV Special Effects.
Gizzard Puke - dentist.
Tarzan - it's a bloody jungle out there!
Moon Landing - first woman on the moon.
Musical Guest Star Time - ringo starr not avaiable.
Spiderman - toilet.
Restaurant Argument - save a marriage service underwater (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Spiderman - laundry.
Bee Gees Interview (with Kenny as the Bee Gees).
Cupid - the armada massacres.
Mighty Everett Muses - the man who loved the telephone.
SDP Canvasser.
Marcel Wave - a woman is like a continent.
Dungeon Prisoner - happy birthday (with Lionel Blair). | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Richard Johnson (1) as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, Joanna Lumley as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, | Guest Stars: Frederick Jaeger as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Uncredited: Graham Cole as Man with Remote, | Musical Guests: Madness as Themselves | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Madness -- Cardiac Arrest | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Series 1, Show 4 (Mar/18/1982) | Sketches Include:
Doctor.
Chemist Shop (with Joanna Lumley).
Gizzard Puke - elephant's ears.
Sid Snot - gizzard puke.
Church Funeral - ventriloquist.
Bombthebastards - good old US of A.
Politician Interview ( with Cleo Rocos as MP Shirley Williams).
Cupid - diana dors.
Anything for a Laugh - married couple (with Sheila Steafel and Robin Parkinson).
Indian Guru - brown rice.
Angry Cashpoint Machine.
Sid Snot - bus.
Two Old Ladies - gardener (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - taxi.
Courtroom - client's wife.
Gizzard Puke - football.
Beethoven Soap Advert Music (with Tom Brooke-Taylor and John Junkin).
News for the Deaf.
Moon Landing - moon buggy female driver.
Cupid - bed sharing.
Dentist - full moon (Frederick Jaeger).
Margaret Thatcher singing (with John Wells and Mike Moran).
After End Credits - viewer hitchhiker (with Cleo Rocos). | | Special Guest Stars: Frank Carson (1) as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, William Rushton as Various, John Junkin as Various, Joanna Lumley as Various, Tim Brooke-Taylor as Various, | Guest Stars: Brian Godfrey as Various, Robin Parkinson as Various, Frederick Jaeger as Various, | Musical Guests: Toni Basil as Herself | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Toni Basil -- Mickey | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Series 1, Show 5 (Mar/25/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - what is it like on the other side?
Kenny Cartoon.
Gizzard Puke - pub argument
The Lobster Pot - human food restaurant.
Cupid - loch ness film.
Parkinson - wig falls off (with Michael Parkinson).
Abraham Lincoln, What Really Happened - terrific hat.
Construction Workers - tree fellas (with Terry Wogan).
Cyclax Paint Advert.
Sid Snot - technicolour yawn.
Anything for a Laugh - mr and mrs mallet and son jeremy.
Kenny - letter from laurence olivier.
Long Sniper Rifle.
Bombthebastards - my country means to me...
Gizzard Puke - confessional.
Indian Impressionist - groucho marx, humphrey bogart, bette davis.
Courtroom - soho policeman.
Fear Can Be Fun.
9 O'Clock News - you heard it here first.
Cupid - bloodbath of the vestal virgins.
BBC Boardroom - i quite liked that.
Marcel Wave - creature of the moment.
Dindisco Arcade Game.
Politician - royal family.
Kenny Ballet Dancer.
Sid Snot - did you see that?
End of the Show - let's all meet for lunch tomorrow.
After Ending Titles - Bombthebastards' jacket on a chair. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Parkinson as Himself, Terry Wogan as Various, William Rushton as Various, | Guest Stars: Mollie Maureen as Various, Margaret Flint (1) as Various (as Maggie Flint), Robert East as Various, George Tovey as Various, Johnny Shannon as Various, Finola Hughes as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, | Musical Guests: Imagination as Themselves | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Imagination -- Just An Illusion | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Series 1, Show 6 (Apr/01/1982) | Sketches Include:
Sexual Innuendo.
Kenny Piano Song.
Spiderman - fart.
Folding Chairs.
Gizzard Puke - copper.
Speaking Clock (with B.A. Robertson).
Sid Snot - card trick.
Kenny as Rod Stewart.
Red Sea Fishing.
Cupid - the old curiosity axe murders.
The world's tallest building.
Dungeon Prisoner - crossword (with Lionel Blair).
Greatest Bed Jokes of All Time (with B.A. Robertson).
Magician's Assistant in Three Parts.
Sid Snot - cigarettes.
BBC Boardroom - it makes you sick.
Hitler's Bunker - master plan toffee.
Complex Transplant.
Couple in Bed - marriage excitement is gone.
Adam Faith - another bed joke? (with Adam Faith).
Products By Royal Appointment.
Construction Workers - paratroops (with Terry Wogan).
Push-Button Phone Call.
Cupid - balls on the willow.
Courtroom - irish jokes (with Frank Carson).
Marcel Wave - think of me.
In It For the Money.
After Ending Titles - BBC Boardroom. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Terry Wogan as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Adam Faith as Himself, Frank Carson (1) as Himself, | Guest Stars: Oscar Quitak as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Robert East as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various, Johnny Shannon as Various, | Musical Guests: B.A. Robertson as Himself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: B.A. Robertson -- Ready Or Not | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Series 1, Show 7 (Apr/08/1982) | Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - no smoking.
Weather Forecast.
Cookery Show - tilting television.
Cab Driver (with James Hunt).
Kenny With Susan George - 1.
Maurice Mimer - Flower.
The Front Doorbell (with Billy Connolly).
Kenny With Susan George - 2.
Service Not Included (with Lulu).
Cupid - axe murderer always rings twice.
Indian Turban.
Joan of Arc - underdone steak.
Gizzard Puke - two goldfish joke.
Marcel Wave - gizzard puke.
Motorway Services.
Bird seed.
Kenny With Susan George - 3.
Joan of Arc - regular joke.
Fulcrum - mafia informant.
Maurice Mimer - 100lb weight.
Cupid - bloodbath in South block 11 (with Michael Winner).
Sid Snot - seasick.
Joan of Arc - dreadful steak.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 1
insect house.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 2 fog
NewsDesk.
End of the show - sad country song.
After ending titles- susan george complaining. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, James Hunt as Himself, Pamela Stephenson as Various, Michael Winner as Himself, Lulu as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Susan George (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Ian Lavender as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, Michael Sharvell-Martin as Various, Robert East as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, | Musical Guests: Chas & Dave as Themselves | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Chas & Dave -- Ain't No Pleasing You | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Series 1, Show 8 (Apr/15/1982) | Sketches Include:
Lu door (with Lulu).
VW car advert.
Gizzard Puke - priest joke.
ABBA say no to appearing.
Maurice Mimer - Jacket.
Escort Agency (with Judy Geeson and Bob Geldof).
Multipart Transplants (with Noel Edmonds).
Fulcrum - knockers.
Marcel Wave - getting older.
Cossack Dance (with Billy Connolly).
Transvestite Husband (with Susan George).
Two Vicars (with Cannon and Ball).
VW car advert.
Marcel Wave - train.
Russian and Scottish Translators (with Lulu and Billy Connolly).
Top of the Pops - Shirley Williams song.
Cossack Dance Finger Balance (with Billy Connolly).
Great Closing Links. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Noel Edmonds as Himself, Susan George (1) as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Tommy Cannon as Various, Bobby Ball (1) as Various, Judy Geeson as Various, ABBA as Themselves, Bob Geldof as Various, | Guest Stars: Michael Sharvell-Martin as Various (as Michael Sharvel-Martin), Oscar Quitak as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Musical Guests: Lulu as Herself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Lulu -- Who's Fooling Who? | | | |
| 1982 Special (Dec/28/1982) | Sketches Include:
Barber Shop (with Billy Connolly).
Denim Advert.
Punk Mugger (with Geoffrey Palmer).
Gizzard Puke - sex riddle.
Terry Wogan in Alaska.
Hovis Vampire.
Shoe Shop - white and black.
Sid Snot - gambling religions.
Janet Street Porter (with Janet Street Porter and Pamela Stephenson).
Terry Wogan with a Seal.
Three Cigarettes with One Match (with Nicholas Lyndhurst and Barry Cryer).
Maurice Mimer - cannon.
Speeding Vampire.
Cupid - cannibals.
20th Century Remembered (with Russell Harty).
Terry Wogan dancing with Polar Bear.
'Waiting for a Bus' sketch - 3 versions (with Janet Street Porter and Russell Harty).
Marcel Wave - shopping. | | Special Guest Stars: Barry Cryer as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Lulu as Various, Pamela Stephenson as Janet Street-Porter, Janet Street-Porter as Herself, Terry Wogan as Himself, Russell Harty as Himself, Geoffrey Palmer as Various, Nicholas Lyndhurst as Various, | Guest Stars: Graham Cole as Man in Wardrobe (Uncredited), Royce Mills as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, Stuart Fell as Policeman (Uncredited), | Musical Guests: Ultravox as Themselves | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Ultravox -- Hymn | | | |
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