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Series 3
21 :03x01 - Series 3, Show 1 (Apr/13/1985)
Sketches Include:
Barber Cutthroat Razor.
Frantic Window Shopper (with Bernie Winters).
Cowboy Saloon Shooting.
Nasal Floss.
Gizzard Puke - rapping again.
Dallasty.
I'm Meryl Streep.
Sid Snot - bacteria.
Cointreau Advert Parody.
DIY - dirty tools.
New Image.
We Love To Nut song.
Ask the Family - Windsor Vs Thatcher (with Jeffrey Holland, Sheila Steafel, John Wells,Tim Barrett).
Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Bernie Winters as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, | Guest Stars: Simon Prebble as Various, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Andrie Reid as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Roland MacLeod as Various, Tim Barrett as Various, Jan Ravens as Various, Pamela Abbott as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Peter Austin as Various, | Musical Guests: Tears For Fears as Themselves
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Songs: Tears for Fears -- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
 
22 :03x02 - Series 3, Show 2 (Apr/20/1985)
Sketches Include:
Keep Off The Grass.
Kenny on a Sinclair C5 (with Peter Woods).
Hitler - takeaway.
Cake Shop (with Frank Thornton).
Pianist - police.
Cupid - rapping in pool.
Spinning Stool Effect.
Prisoner of War Camp (with Jeffry Wickham).
Churchill - the Dancing Years (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - punk impressions.
Hitler - deodorant.
Multiple Kennys.
Julian Mince - dracula.
Pub Sketch including Octopus (with Vicki Michelle, John Wells, Sheila Steafel, Gordon Rollings).
Hitler - after dinner pistol.
Marcel Wave - doctor.
Barry Manilow Concorde.
Sinclair C5 Crash.
Special Guest Stars: Peter Woods as Himself, Jeffrey Wickham as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, Frank Thornton as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, | Guest Stars: Leigh Miles as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Jacqui Docker as Various, Sarah Jones Parry as Various, Tricia Walsh as Various, Raymond Mason as Various, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Graham Seed as Various, Derek Ware as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Bob Goody (1) as Various (as Robert Goody), Peter Needham as Various, Gordon Rollings as Various, Stuart St. Paul as Various, | Musical Guests: The Flying Pickets as Themselves
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Songs: The Flying Pickets -- Only The Lonely
 
23 :03x03 - Series 3, Show 3 (Apr/27/1985)
Sketches Include:
Astronaut Toilet.
Ken in Shower - psycho.
Graveyard Dominoes.
Dallasty - expanding stetson.
Kenny as Barry Gibb - brand new product advert.
Graveyard - stonemason.
Cupid - letters.
Ken in Shower - bbc cuts.
Sam Spade, Private Eye and Doctor (with Tim Brooke-Taylor).
Fun At Work.
Marcel Wave - furniture salesman.
Ken - joke murder.
Luggofloss Advert.
Sid Snot - snorting coke.
Rocking Boat Romance (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - box and noose.
Punchlines - lennie bennett (with Lennie Bennett).
Punk and Judy Show - margaret thatcher beating unemployment (with Jeffrey Holland and Sheila Steafel).
Kenny in Toilet Pan.
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Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, Tim Brooke-Taylor as Various, | Guest Stars: Peter Mayhew as Various, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, | Uncredited: Joanna Lumley as Various, Lennie Bennett as Himself, | Musical Guests: Godley & Creme as Themselves
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron
Songs: Godley & Creme -- Cry
 
24 :03x04 - Series 3, Show 4 (May/04/1985)
Sketches Include:
Cowboys - Small town.
Sauna Room - It's very hot in here.
Toilet - towels and midgets
Sir Richard Attenborough - history of the entire universe.
Reg Prescott - glue.
Sauna Room - twig
Sid Snot - rhinosaurus
Margaret and Denis Thatcher in pub - willy muscle.
BBC Advertising (with Kenny as Andy Pandy) .
Gizzard Puke - margaret thatcher.
Graveyard Dance Number.
Sauna Room - tea.
Do You Know Your Husband?
Sauna Room - explosion (with Lennie Bennett).
Special Guest Stars: Bernie Winters as Various, David Rappaport as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Geoff Capes as Himself, Lennie Bennett as Himself, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Tricia Walsh as Various, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Gordon Rollings as Various, Peter Needham as Various, David McKail as Various, David Masterman as Various, Raymond Mason as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Jacqui Docker as Various, | Musical Guests: Dead Or Alive as Themselves
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Songs: Dead or Alive -- Lover Come Back To Me
 
25 :03x05 - Series 3, Show 5 (May/18/1985)
Sketches Include:
Some Like It Hot in Twenty Seconds.
White Suit (with Lionel Blair).
Margaret Thatcher Transformation.
Portable Compact Disc Player.
Snot Rap part 2 - Julian Mince.
Ken - how does it all work?
Lionel Blair Toilet Tap Dance (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 1.
Policeman - 3 irish men joke.
Seafood Restaurant - duck a l'orange (with William Rushton and Sheila Steafel).
Scottish Barbara Cartland.
Ken - glasses for reading in bed.
White Suit in Safe (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 2.
Marcel Wave - making love like a chinaman.
Dallasty - phone call.
The Great Jugglo - on my own 3.
Bananarama with Ken as Carmen Miranda.
White Suit - end of the show (with Lionel Blair).
Special Guest Stars: Bananarama as Themselves, Sheila Steafel as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Oscar Quitak as Various, John Pennington as Various, Raymond Francis as Various, James Coombes as Various, John D. Collins (1) as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Pamela Abbott as Various, | Musical Guests: Toyah Willcox as Herself
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Songs: Toyah -- Don't Fall In Love (i Said), Bananarama -- Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye
 
26 :03x06 - Series 3, Show 6 (May/25/1985)
Sketches Include:
Toilet Sign Swap.
No Audience.
Quasimodo Bell Ringing (with Gareth Hunt).
No Audience - champagne.
Morgue Hider.
Eskimo Longest Night.
Stay Indoors You're Revolting.
Cupid - cyrano de bergerac.
Audience - apology (with Jeffrey Holland).
Violent Doctor.
Sid Snot - pink and wrinkled joke.
Maggie Thatcher Hot Air Machine.
We Love To Nut.
Gizzard Puke - little television.
Courtroom Witnesses - marcel wave / cupid / sidney snot / gizzard puke (with Gareth Hunt).
Audience Bribe.
Special Guest Stars: Gareth Hunt (1) as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Hilda Braid as Various, Hilda Fenemore as Various, Tim Barrett as Various, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, | Musical Guests: Howard Jones as Himself
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Songs: Howard Jones -- No One Is To Blame
 
27 :03x07 - Series 3, Show 7 (Jun/01/1985)
Sketches Include:
Husband Baby.
Superman Colonel Muriel Clean.
Air Bolivia.
Auction Strip.
Party Conversation, forward then backward (with William Rushton).
Gizzard Puke - doberman on bus.
Dallasty - less than a man.
Messy Flake Advert.
Missing Letter Commercial
Expensive TV Camera.
Dallasty - homosexual.
Monsterburger.
Back Projection Driving (with Fiona Fullerton and Daniel Peacock).
Marcel Wave - big fat women
Bilkinson Sword - no dinner.
Relay Race Cigar.
Julian Mince - robin hood.
White Christmas Song.
Dallasty - meet harry
Audience - rollercoaster.
Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, William Rushton as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, Fiona Fullerton as Various, | Guest Stars: Pamela Abbott as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Gary Cady as Various, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, | Uncredited: Owen Brenman as Man at Auction, Mark Perry as Air Bolivia Passenger, | Musical Guests: David Cassidy as Himself
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Songs: David Cassidy -- The Last Kiss
 
28 :03x08 - Series 3, Show 8 (Jun/08/1985)
Sketches Include:
Toilet Performance (with William Rushton).
Audience - the last show.
Optoflush Eyedrops.
Reg Prescott - potters wheel.
Audience - cream crackers.
Marcel Wave - aznavour wobble.
Pub - inflating boobs.
Pub - perfect woman / pig joke.
Pub - pizza toilet.
Pub - cellar hatch.
Pub - nun splits in two.
Pub - hitler plays jukebox.
Pub - margaret and denis thatcher crossword.
Pub - squire and batman.
Pub - lady of the night.
Gizzard Puke - jobcentre.
Shakespeare - to be or not to be.
Audience - land of hope and glory.
Kill A Star (with Lennie Bennett).
Sid Snot - income tax.
What Did Robinson Crusoe Do With Friday on Saturday night? (with Kenny Lynch).
Audience - thanks.
Special Guest Stars: Kenny Lynch (1) as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Lennie Bennett as Various, William Rushton as Various, | Guest Stars: Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Gordon Rollings as Various, Bob Goody (1) as Various (as Robert Goody), Stuart Fell as Various, Denis Bond as Various, Nick Brimble as Various
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Songs: Big Daddy -- I Write The Songs (originally by Barry Manilow)
 
Kenny Everett's Christmas Carol (Dec/24/1985)
Kenny's own unique version of the celebrated Charles Dickens story 'A Christmas Carol'.
Guest Stars: Francis Wilson as Butler, Peter Cook as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, William Rushton as The Ghost of Christmas Present, John Wells (2) as The Ghost of Christmas Past, Rory Bremner as Bob Geldof, Michael Barrymore as Schoolmaster, Anneka Rice as Pandora, Spike Milligan as Marley's Ghost, B.A. Robertson as Bob Cratchit, John Humphrys (1) as Newsreader, Debbie Arnold as Mrs Cratchit
Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand
 
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