Colonel Muriel Clean - BBC.
Western Saloon - harp.
Restaurant - starter (with George Layton).
Doctor's Appointment (with Tom Baker).
Welcome To The Serial.
Beau Diddley - the beginning (with Brian Blessed).
Scratched Video Appeal.
Hot Gossip Intro - titian.
Alvin Redneck - terrible headaches.
Film 86 - film stuntman (with Rory Bremner).
Colonel Muriel Clean - lashings.
Restaurant - service (with George Layton).
End of the Show - jammed switchboard.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Purple Rain (originally by Prince)
Norman Tebbit Hitler Speech.
Alvin Redneck - moles.
Restaurant - gateaux (with George Layton).
Horoscope - gemini.
Undertaker - hugh fat man.
Sweet Dreams - vince hill mincing machine.
Beau Diddley - house party (with Dennis Taylor).
Western Saloon - upstairs.
Hot Gossip Intro - floid.
Colonel Muriel Clean - little ones.
Conservative Maggie Party Political Broadcast.
3D TV Western.
End of the Show - magical moments.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Freezing (originally by Philip Glass)
Western Saloon - jehovah's Witnesses.
Adam and Eve - headache.
Horoscope - scorpio.
Traveller's Tales (with John Craven).
KGB Defector Holiday.
Adam and Eve - fig leaf.
Sweet Dreams - kenneth mckellar mincing machine.
Colonel Muriel Clean - lights off.
American/Japanese bad taste jokes.
Beau Diddley - equipment (with Brian Blessed).
Alvin Redneck - squirrel.
Hot Gossip Intro - susie.
Adam and Eve - cardboard.
Reg Prescott - cookery.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Masquerade (originally by Berlin)
Beau Diddley of the Legion - sinking (with Brian Blessed).
Sweet Dreams - donald sinden mincing machine.
Hot Gossip Intro- heavon.
Sid Snot - temp interview (with Joanna Lumley).
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Obscene Phone Caller
Speech Copying Train Sketch.
Horoscope - taurus.
Hot Drink Machine.
Maggie Thatcher - britain.
Film Focus - michael winker (with Rory Bremner).
Beau Diddley - bedtime bugler.
Hot Gossip Intro - anne.
Albert Redneck - ugly fat.
Reg Prescott - greenhouse.
Maggie Thatcher - country.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Girls and Boys (originally by Prince)
The World in Focus - huge guest list.
Western Saloon - two fingers of red eye.
Undertaker - dead funny.
The Dinosaur Pizza Challenge.
Sweet Dreams - mary o'hara mincing machine.
Waiter - a little veal.
Garden of Eden - 18-30 holiday.
German U Boat.
Beau Diddley - kasbah club (with Lionel Blair and Johhny More).
Toilet Paper Shopper.
Hot Gossip Intro - tristan.
Colonel Muriel Clean - pornography.
Arlene Philips Interview (with Irene Handl).
Waiter - after eight mince.
Maggie Thatcher - labour party broadcast.
Undertaker - two minute silence.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Animals
Western Saloon - dance.
Undertaker - hearse of the year show.
Air Hostess Sex.
Colonel Muriel Clean - fast forward.
Horoscope - pisces.
Out the Window (with Sarah Greene).
Beau Diddley - happy birthday.
Joan Collins Joke.
Hot Gossip Intro - frances.
Alvin Redneck - mary lou.
Hospital Garage Visitor.
Russell Harty Interviews Cupid (with Rory Bremner).
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Control (originally by Janet Jackson)
Sweet Dreams - james galway mincing machine.
Beau Diddley - the end.
Restaurant Court Case.
Hot Gossip Intro - amanda and lindsay.
Reg Prescott - electricity.
See You at Christmas.
Songs: Hot Gossip -- Naughty, Naughty (originally by John Parr)
Reg Prescott - christmas cracker.