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Series 1 |
| Christmas Special (Dec/24/1981) | Sketches Include:
Kenny buried by ITV and dug up by the BBC.
BBC Doors (with Terry Wogan).
Gizzard Puke - jewish santa.
BBC Boardroom.
Two Old Ladies (with Billy Connolly).
Politician - public media.
Cupid - cannes film festival.
Designer Jeans (with Bob Geldof).
BBC Shopping List.
Kenny meets Sting.
Dentist Magician.
Gizzard Puke - starting handle.
Dentist Magician 2.
Cupid - burt reynolds.
Scots Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost).
Buster Keaton Homage by Barney Shamrock.
Photo Booth (with Bob Geldof).
Shoot the Dog.
Arab Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost). | | Special Guest Stars: David Frost as Himself, Terry Wogan as Himself, Bob Geldof as Various (as Bob Geldorf), Billy Connolly as Various, | Guest Stars: Johnny Wade as Various, Denise Gyngell as Dancer, Paula Griffin as Dancer, Mandy Perryment as Dancer, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Patsy Smart as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Ray Cameron as Man in Audience (Uncredited), | Musical Guests: The Police as Themselves (as Police) | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron | | Songs: Police -- Spirits in the Material World | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Series 1, Show 1 (Feb/25/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - bonfire cigar.
Marcel Wave - French and English language differences.
British politics (with Cleo Rocos).
Construction Workers - einstein (with Terry Wogan).
Politician - imports.
Indian Guru - Who am I? (with William Rushton).
American Loo-seat Lifter.
Abraham Lincoln, what really happened - is it over yet?
Dungeon Prisoner - silly cow (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - naughty little boy.
Cupid - abattoir massacre.
Celebrity Guest Time - Bill Wyman.
Egyptian tomb - engaged sarcophagus.
Bill Wyman Female Impersonator (with Cleo Rocos).
Subway Train - drunken punk (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - Fart Cut!
Almost Changed the Course of History - Hitler's boots.
Spiderman - Undone Flies.
Indian Guru - life is an orange (with William Rushton).
Couple in Bed - Is there someone else?
Marcel Wave - standing up, sitting down, three legs joke.
Dungeon - no confession? (with John Junkin).
The Queen and Prince Philip - labour exchange (with Simon Cadell).
Couple in Bed - I love you too (with William Rushton).
Politician - compromise.
Cupid - 2001 2
End of the show - You, audience | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Simon Cadell as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, Terry Wogan as Various, | Guest Stars: Johnny Shannon as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, John Junkin as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Frederick Jaeger as Various, | Musical Guests: Bill Wyman as Himself | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Bill Wyman -- A New Fashion | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Series 1, Show 2 (Mar/04/1982) | Sketches Include:
American Lawyer Advert.
Gizzard Puke - car insurance.
Breast Massage.
Chewing Bank Robber.
Buster Keaton Tribute.
Cupid - tarzan's last stand.
BBC Boardroom - michael parkinson.
Church Sermon - chinese.
Space Invaders X-Ray.
Toyah Hair Colour Change.
Sid Snot - New York.
Restaurant Breakup (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Macburgers (with Bill Wyman).
Dungeon Prisoner - charades (with Lionel Blair).
Toyah as Kenny and Kenny as Toyah.
Commercial Time - tits.
Sid Snot - farmers.
Guess the Celebrity (with Terry Wogan).
Van Gogh Interview.
Maurice Mimer - ladder.
Dungeon Prisoner - headphones.
BBC Boardroom - the good old days.
Spiderman - milkman.
Cupid - florence nightingale.
Earthquake Sex.
Politician - house of lords.
Church Sermon - BBC head of variety.
Marcel Wave - eskimo girl.
Bouncing Boobs. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Richard Johnson (1) as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, William Rushton as Various, Bill Wyman as Various, Terry Wogan as Himself, Joanna Lumley as Various, | Guest Stars: Stuart Fell as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Sid Wright as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various (as Molly Maureen), Gary Martin (2) as Various, | Musical Guests: Toyah Willcox as Herself (as Toyah) | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Toyah -- I Want to Be Free | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Series 1, Show 3 (Mar/11/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - god.
Condensed Show.
Gizzard Puke - spider.
Tea with milk
Cupid - the house of the haunted choppers.
Having Trouble Parking? - sherman tank.
William Tell.
Amazonian Jungle - quicksand.
Dinner Party - bad smell (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 1.
Moonlight Bay Toilet Song (with Billy Connoly and John Wells).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 2.
Wine Tasting.
Wanna buy a video cassette? (with Billy Connolly).
TV Special Effects.
Gizzard Puke - dentist.
Tarzan - it's a bloody jungle out there!
Moon Landing - first woman on the moon.
Musical Guest Star Time - ringo starr not avaiable.
Spiderman - toilet.
Restaurant Argument - save a marriage service underwater (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Spiderman - laundry.
Bee Gees Interview (with Kenny as the Bee Gees).
Cupid - the armada massacres.
Mighty Everett Muses - the man who loved the telephone.
SDP Canvasser.
Marcel Wave - a woman is like a continent.
Dungeon Prisoner - happy birthday (with Lionel Blair). | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Richard Johnson (1) as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, Joanna Lumley as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, | Guest Stars: Frederick Jaeger as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Uncredited: Graham Cole as Man with Remote, | Musical Guests: Madness as Themselves | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Madness -- Cardiac Arrest | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Series 1, Show 4 (Mar/18/1982) | Sketches Include:
Doctor.
Chemist Shop (with Joanna Lumley).
Gizzard Puke - elephant's ears.
Sid Snot - gizzard puke.
Church Funeral - ventriloquist.
Bombthebastards - good old US of A.
Politician Interview ( with Cleo Rocos as MP Shirley Williams).
Cupid - diana dors.
Anything for a Laugh - married couple (with Sheila Steafel and Robin Parkinson).
Indian Guru - brown rice.
Angry Cashpoint Machine.
Sid Snot - bus.
Two Old Ladies - gardener (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - taxi.
Courtroom - client's wife.
Gizzard Puke - football.
Beethoven Soap Advert Music (with Tom Brooke-Taylor and John Junkin).
News for the Deaf.
Moon Landing - moon buggy female driver.
Cupid - bed sharing.
Dentist - full moon (Frederick Jaeger).
Margaret Thatcher singing (with John Wells and Mike Moran).
After End Credits - viewer hitchhiker (with Cleo Rocos). | | Special Guest Stars: Frank Carson (1) as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, William Rushton as Various, John Junkin as Various, Joanna Lumley as Various, Tim Brooke-Taylor as Various, | Guest Stars: Brian Godfrey as Various, Robin Parkinson as Various, Frederick Jaeger as Various, | Musical Guests: Toni Basil as Herself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Toni Basil -- Mickey | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Series 1, Show 5 (Mar/25/1982) |
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Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - what is it like on the other side?
Kenny Cartoon.
Gizzard Puke - pub argument
The Lobster Pot - human food restaurant.
Cupid - loch ness film.
Parkinson - wig falls off (with Michael Parkinson).
Abraham Lincoln, What Really Happened - terrific hat.
Construction Workers - tree fellas (with Terry Wogan).
Cyclax Paint Advert.
Sid Snot - technicolour yawn.
Anything for a Laugh - mr and mrs mallet and son jeremy.
Kenny - letter from laurence olivier.
Long Sniper Rifle.
Bombthebastards - my country means to me...
Gizzard Puke - confessional.
Indian Impressionist - groucho marx, humphrey bogart, bette davis.
Courtroom - soho policeman.
Fear Can Be Fun.
9 O'Clock News - you heard it here first.
Cupid - bloodbath of the vestal virgins.
BBC Boardroom - i quite liked that.
Marcel Wave - creature of the moment.
Dindisco Arcade Game.
Politician - royal family.
Kenny Ballet Dancer.
Sid Snot - did you see that?
End of the Show - let's all meet for lunch tomorrow.
After Ending Titles - Bombthebastards' jacket on a chair. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Parkinson as Himself, Terry Wogan as Various, William Rushton as Various, | Guest Stars: Mollie Maureen as Various, Margaret Flint (1) as Various (as Maggie Flint), Robert East as Various, George Tovey as Various, Johnny Shannon as Various, Finola Hughes as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, | Musical Guests: Imagination as Themselves | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Imagination -- Just An Illusion | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Series 1, Show 6 (Apr/01/1982) | Sketches Include:
Sexual Innuendo.
Kenny Piano Song.
Spiderman - fart.
Folding Chairs.
Gizzard Puke - copper.
Speaking Clock (with B.A. Robertson).
Sid Snot - card trick.
Kenny as Rod Stewart.
Red Sea Fishing.
Cupid - the old curiosity axe murders.
The world's tallest building.
Dungeon Prisoner - crossword (with Lionel Blair).
Greatest Bed Jokes of All Time (with B.A. Robertson).
Magician's Assistant in Three Parts.
Sid Snot - cigarettes.
BBC Boardroom - it makes you sick.
Hitler's Bunker - master plan toffee.
Complex Transplant.
Couple in Bed - marriage excitement is gone.
Adam Faith - another bed joke? (with Adam Faith).
Products By Royal Appointment.
Construction Workers - paratroops (with Terry Wogan).
Push-Button Phone Call.
Cupid - balls on the willow.
Courtroom - irish jokes (with Frank Carson).
Marcel Wave - think of me.
In It For the Money.
After Ending Titles - BBC Boardroom. | | Special Guest Stars: Terry Wogan as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Adam Faith as Himself, Frank Carson (1) as Himself, | Guest Stars: Johnny Shannon as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, Robert East as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Musical Guests: B.A. Robertson as Himself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: B.A. Robertson -- Ready Or Not | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Series 1, Show 7 (Apr/08/1982) | Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - no smoking.
Weather Forecast.
Cookery Show - tilting television.
Cab Driver (with James Hunt).
Kenny With Susan George - 1.
Maurice Mimer - Flower.
The Front Doorbell (with Billy Connolly).
Kenny With Susan George - 2.
Service Not Included (with Lulu).
Cupid - axe murderer always rings twice.
Indian Turban.
Joan of Arc - underdone steak.
Gizzard Puke - two goldfish joke.
Marcel Wave - gizzard puke.
Motorway Services.
Bird seed.
Kenny With Susan George - 3.
Joan of Arc - regular joke.
Fulcrum - mafia informant.
Maurice Mimer - 100lb weight.
Cupid - bloodbath in South block 11 (with Michael Winner).
Sid Snot - seasick.
Joan of Arc - dreadful steak.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 1
insect house.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 2 fog
NewsDesk.
End of the show - sad country song.
After ending titles- susan george complaining. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Winner as Himself, Lulu as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, James Hunt as Himself, Susan George (1) as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, Pamela Stephenson as Various, | Guest Stars: Brian Godfrey as Various, Michael Sharvell-Martin as Various, Robert East as Various, Oscar Quitak as Various, Ian Lavender as Various, | Musical Guests: Chas & Dave as Themselves | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Chas & Dave -- Ain't No Pleasing You | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Series 1, Show 8 (Apr/15/1982) | Sketches Include:
Lu door (with Lulu).
VW car advert.
Gizzard Puke - priest joke.
ABBA say no to appearing.
Maurice Mimer - Jacket.
Escort Agency (with Judy Geeson and Bob Geldof).
Multipart Transplants (with Noel Edmonds).
Fulcrum - knockers.
Marcel Wave - getting older.
Cossack Dance (with Billy Connolly).
Transvestite Husband (with Susan George).
Two Vicars (with Cannon and Ball).
VW car advert.
Marcel Wave - train.
Russian and Scottish Translators (with Lulu and Billy Connolly).
Top of the Pops - Shirley Williams song.
Cossack Dance Finger Balance (with Billy Connolly).
Great Closing Links. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Noel Edmonds as Himself, Susan George (1) as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Tommy Cannon as Various, Bobby Ball (1) as Various, Judy Geeson as Various, ABBA as Themselves, Bob Geldof as Various, | Guest Stars: Michael Sharvell-Martin as Various (as Michael Sharvel-Martin), Oscar Quitak as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Musical Guests: Lulu as Herself | | Writers: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Lulu -- Who's Fooling Who? | | | |
| 1982 Special (Dec/28/1982) | Sketches Include:
Barber Shop (with Billy Connolly).
Denim Advert.
Punk Mugger (with Geoffrey Palmer).
Gizzard Puke - sex riddle.
Terry Wogan in Alaska.
Hovis Vampire.
Shoe Shop - white and black.
Sid Snot - gambling religions.
Janet Street Porter (with Janet Street Porter and Pamela Stephenson).
Terry Wogan with a Seal.
Three Cigarettes with One Match (with Nicholas Lyndhurst and Barry Cryer).
Maurice Mimer - cannon.
Speeding Vampire.
Cupid - cannibals.
20th Century Remembered (with Russell Harty).
Terry Wogan dancing with Polar Bear.
'Waiting for a Bus' sketch - 3 versions (with Janet Street Porter and Russell Harty).
Marcel Wave - shopping. | | Special Guest Stars: Barry Cryer as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Lulu as Various, Pamela Stephenson as Janet Street-Porter, Janet Street-Porter as Herself, Terry Wogan as Himself, Russell Harty as Himself, Geoffrey Palmer as Various, Nicholas Lyndhurst as Various, | Guest Stars: Stuart Fell as Policeman (Uncredited), Alec Bregonzi as Various, Royce Mills as Various, Graham Cole as Man in Wardrobe (Uncredited), | Musical Guests: Ultravox as Themselves | | Writers: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Ultravox -- Hymn | | | |
Series 2 |
| 11 :02x01 - Series 2, Show 1 (Feb/24/1983) | Sketches Include:
Operation.
Sheep Lawn Mower.
Sid Snot - beethoven.
VW Car Advert - parking.
'Double Entendre' sketch (with Sheila Steafel and Mel Smith).
Gizzard Puke - church.
Poker Game.
DIY - safety.
Operation - mexican.
VW Car Advert - green cross code.
Brother Lee Love - the devil.
Focus - chronic shyness.
Probably The Best Luger in the World.
Sid Snot - snot rap.
Lone Ranger and Tonto - jealousy.
Everett Double Glazing - vampires (with Ted Moult).
Nazi Interrogation.
VW Car Advert - bank robbers.
Operation - cup of tea.
Vacuum Cleaner TV.
Gizzard Puke - school.
Everett Double Glazing - swat team.
Politician Interview.
VW Car Advert (with Burt Kwouk).
Lone Ranger - tonto.
Operation - sandwich.
Funeral - boxer.
VW Car Advert - court. | | Special Guest Stars: Frank Williams (2) as Various, Ted Moult as Himself, Sheila Steafel as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Mel Smith as Various, Burt Kwouk as Himself, | Guest Stars: Norman Chappell as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Royce Mills as Various, Michael Sharvell-Martin as Various, Tony Osoba as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, | Musical Guests: Modern Romance as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Modern Romance -- High Life | | | |
| 12 :02x02 - Series 2, Show 2 (Mar/03/1983) | Sketches Include:
BBC Head of Everything.
The Sound of Music.
Sid Snot - joan collins lookalike.
Vampire - milk bottles.
A Fistful of Sequins.
Blind Date (with Geoffrey Palmer).
Focus - unemployed.
Maurice Mimer - woman.
Galley Slaves - drumming.
Sid Snot - job advert.
God Creating Life (with Billy Connolly).
Cowboy Shootout - chest holes.
Police Lineup - alien.
Chinese Restaurant - number 19 (with Burt Kwouk).
Bombthebastards - loyalty.
Chinese Takeaway - cat food.
Cowboy Cigar Flute.
Chinese Takeaway - cat.
Snot Rap (with Tik and Tok).
Galley Slaves - cartoon.
Lone Ranger and Tonto - harmony hair spray.
Masterclass with Julian Lloyd Webber.
Green Cross Code Man.
Indian Impressionist.. | | Special Guest Stars: Tik & Tok as Themselves (as Tic and Toc), Burt Kwouk as Various, Billy Connolly as Various, Jonathan Cecil as Various, Julian Lloyd-Webber as Himself, Geoffrey Palmer as Various, | Guest Stars: Tony Osoba as Various, Kenny Clare as various, Marc Smith (1) as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, | Musical Guests: Kajagoogoo as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Kajagoogoo -- Too Shy | | | |
| 13 :02x03 - Series 2, Show 3 (Mar/10/1983) | Sketches Include:
Giant Kenny.
Take My Arm.
South African Airlines.
Male Shop Assistant.
Film Buff of the Year (with Mel Smith).
Whipping and Shooting the Audience.
Bombthebastards - freedom.
Clock Shop (with Jack Haig).
Window Jump.
The Great Escapo and Ingerberg.
Bank Teller Holdup (with William Rushton).
Jewish Airlines.
Vampire on Train.
President's Cigar Lighter.
Sex Shop (with Mike Grady).
Bank Teller Holdup - part 2 (with William Rushton).
Casting Head Exploding Head (with John Bluthal).
Bank Teller Holdup - part 3 (with William Rushton).
Honeymoon Sketch (with the Audience as the Wife).
Brother Lee Love.
Cupid - donny osmond.
Sleeping Audience. | | Special Guest Stars: Eli Woods (2) as Various, Jack Haig as Various, Mel Smith as Various, William Rushton as Various, John Bluthal as Various, Mike Grady (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Andrie Reid as Various, Katie Kissoon as Singer, Brian Godfrey as Various, Paul McDowell as Various, Ed Bishop (1) as Various, Sylvia James as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Carol Kenyon as Singer, | Musical Guests: U2 as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: U2 -- Two Hearts Beat As One | | | |
| 14 :02x04 - Series 2, Show 4 (Mar/17/1983) | Sketches Include:
Weather (with Jack Scott).
Jacuzzi.
Queen Victoria - fart.
Chinese Takeaway.
Cosmetic Surgery Sketch (with Jacqueline Clarke, Sabina Franklyn and Tim Barrett).
FatMan and Robin.
BBC Corridors of Power.
Jacuzzi - maggie thatcher.
Maurice Mimer - hoop.
Cafe Hygiene Sketch with Explanation.
Lone Ranger - door to door.
When Did You Last See Your Father? - fart.
Chinese Takeaway - number 18 girl (with Burt Kwouk).
Chemist - male assistant (with Joanna Lumley).
Gizzard Puke - snot rap.
Jacuzzi - mexican plumber.
Roof Jumper - cassidy (with Ed Bishop).
Kiss Me Hardy - fart.
Jewish Chinese Takeaway (with John Bluthal).
Romeo and Juliet - fart.
FatMan - toilet. | | Special Guest Stars: Robin Parkinson as Various, Jack Scott (2) as Himself, Tim Barrett as Various, Anthony Dawes as Various, P. G. Stephens as Various, Ellis Dale (2) as Various, Sabina Franklyn as Various, Burt Kwouk as Various, John Bluthal as Various, Joanna Lumley as Various, Jacqueline Clarke (1) as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, | Guest Stars: Ed Bishop (1) as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Brian Godfrey as Various, Marc Smith (1) as Various, | Musical Guests: Duran Duran as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Duran Duran -- Is There Something I Should Know | | | |
| 15 :02x05 - Series 2, Show 5 (Mar/24/1983) | Sketches Include:
Skimpy Girl Cleaners.
Swimming Pool - man eating fish.
Flying Rabbi.
Sid Snot - police stopcheck.
BBC Corridor - special effects.
Cleo Rocos Boobs Close-up.
Train Prisoner Escort (with Martin Shaw).
Brother Lee Love - get knotted.
Swimming Pool - high board.
BBC Corridor - giant boxing glove.
Bodily Particles Ploy.
Steam Room - wigs.
Marcel Wave - snot rap.
Steam Room - chest massage.
Heart on Sleeve.
Focus - anonymous mr smith.
Heart Above My Head.
Maurice Mimer - diving board.
Walk in the Room with My Heart.
Swimming Pool - artificial respiration (with Barry Cryer as Groucho).
The Drains - the telephone call.
Julian Mince - soho.
Wind Blows Girl's Clothes Off.
Renee and Renata Parody.
Cupid - juliet and romeo.
Kenny Slides Down Cleo's Boobs. | | Special Guest Stars: Martin Shaw as Various, | Guest Stars: Sylvia James as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Katie Kissoon as Singer, Carol Kenyon as Singer, | Musical Guests: Spandau Ballet as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Spandau Ballet -- Communication | | | |
| 16 :02x06 - Series 2, Show 6 (Mar/31/1983) | Sketches Include:
Kenny swings above audience.
Breakfast TV Kit.
Mumbling Airline Pilot.
Chinese - greyhound.
Long John Silver - admiral benbow's arms.
Trousers Slashed.
Muttley Creator (with Roy Kinnear).
Firing Squad - number 19 bus.
Sid Snot - camel riddle.
Maurice Mimer - mirror.
Long John Silver - phone box.
Where Are They Now? - jasper parrot (with Ed Bishop, Richard Todd and Aimi MacDonald).
Kenny as Boy George.
Skydiver - air hostess.
VW Car Advert - wife's birthday.
Skydiver - traffic warden.
Courting Couple with Swapped Voices.
Policeman - amputation.
Long John Silver - car.
Brother Lee Love - save.
Galley Slaves - escape tunnel.
Skydiver - dog.
The Drains - the late arrival.
Cupid - terry wogan.
Cupid's Catchphrase done by The Audience.
Long John Silver - lifts crutch and falls over.
Meet the Audience. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, Richard Todd as Various, Aimi MacDonald as Various, Roy Kinnear as Various, | Guest Stars: Ed Bishop (1) as Various, Mark West (2) as Various, Katie Kissoon as Singer, Carol Kenyon as Singer, Sylvia James as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, | Musical Guests: Thompson Twins as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Thompson Twins -- Love On Your Side | | | |
| 17 :02x07 - Series 2, Show 7 (Apr/07/1983) | Sketches Include:
Kenny in Moscow.
Skirts Down.
British Rail Apology.
Julian Mince - party.
Galley Slaves - cabaret time (with Lionel Blair).
Fulcrum - trade delegation (with Michael Elphick and Alfred Marks).
Galley Slaves - lionel blair.
It's A Time Check! (with Su Pollard).
Moscow - carnival time (with Richard Marner).
Train Journey Smoker (with Frank Thornton).
Marcel Wave - rap.
Salesman Interview (with Tim Barrett and Barrie Gosney).
Policeman - parrot burglar alarm.
Moscow - kgb.
The Drains - the chinese takeaway.
Politics On The Move (with Lennie Bennett).
Cupid - book.
Moscow - film crew. | | Special Guest Stars: Michael Elphick as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Frank Thornton as Various, Su Pollard as Various, Alfred Marks as Various, Lennie Bennett as Himself, | Guest Stars: Art Day as Various, Alf Bigden as Various, Michael Stainton as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, Barrie Gosney as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, Tim Barrett as Various, Richard Marner as Various, | Musical Guests: The Stranglers as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: The Stranglers -- Midnight Summer Dream | | | |
| 18 :02x08 - Series 2, Show 8 (Apr/14/1983) | Sketches Include:
The Good Ship Comedy.
Decorating - pot noodle.
Audience Party.
Female Hitchhiker.
Julian Mince - horse.
ET Masks Tax Dodge.
Decorating - stepladder.
Cupid and Sid - last show rap.
Decorating - door.
Picture Effects - quantel newsreader.
Decorating - wife.
BBC Paycheque - inland revenue.
Policeman - nightbeat.
The Drains - memories.
Decorating - budgie.
Taxidermists (with Alfred Marks).
Hi-De-Hi (with Su Pollard).
Suitcase Packing. | | Special Guest Stars: Su Pollard as Various, Alfred Marks as Various, | Guest Stars: Alec Bregonzi as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, | Musical Guests: Chas & Dave as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Chas & Dave -- London Girls | | | |
| Christmas Special 1983 (Dec/26/1983) | Sketches Include:
Man in the Street.
Sid Snot - santa.
Honey I'm Home - cupboard (with Billy Connolly).
Durasell Battery.
Honey I'm Home - smoke (with Billy Connolly).
Super George.
Honey I'm Home - change partners (with Billy Connolly).
Lionel Blair - too nice. (with Lionel Blair).
Honey I'm Home - threesome (with Billy Connolly).
Giant Top Hat Jim Strange.
BBC Anti Smut Squad (with Fern Britton).
BBC Tribunal Court (with William Rushton and Sheila Steafel).
Not the Kenny Everett Television Show (with Frank Thornton).
Witness - cupid stunt.
Gizzard Smith (with Frank Thornton).
Court Whipping.
Witness - lennie bennett.
Witness - brother lee love.
Bombthebastards - BBC. | | Special Guest Stars: Frank Thornton as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, William Rushton as Various, Lennie Bennett as Himself, Lionel Blair as Himself, Billy Connolly as Various, Fern Britton (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Joy Yates as Various, Debbie Linden as Dancer, David Masterman as Various, Sylvia James as as Sylvia Mason James, Stuart Fell as Various, Tim Condren as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Katie Kissoon as Various, Mollie Maureen as Various (as Molly Maureen), Oscar Quitak as Various, | Musical Guests: The Police as Themselves | Director: Bill Wilson (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: The Police -- King of Pain | | | |
| The Kenny Everett Christmas Show 1984 (Dec/27/1984) | Sketches Include:
Andrex Puppy.
Giant Toilet Roll.
Punk Children.
Toilet Roll Throwing.
12 Days of Christmas - part 1 (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
Aerobics (with Lulu).
Name That Foot (Bernie Winters, Fiona Fullerton, Patrick Mower and Bonnie Langford).
Maurice Mimer - lion.
12 Days of Christmas - part 2 (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
Sid Snot - rapping again.
Audience Questions (with Robin Parkinson).
Aerobics - part 2 (with Lulu).
12 Days of Christmas - last part (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
A Family Christmas. | | Special Guest Stars: Lennie Bennett as Various, William Rushton as Various, Bernie Winters as Various, Lulu as Various, Fiona Fullerton as Herself, Patrick Mower as Himself, Bonnie Langford as Herself, | Guest Stars: Julie Kirk as Dancer, Ronnie Hazlehurst as Himself (and his Orchestra), Leigh Miles as Dancer, The Mike Sammes Singers as Themselves, Stuart Fell as Various, Debbie Linden as Various, Robin Parkinson as Various, Andrie Reid as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, | Musical Guests: Culture Club as Themselves | Director: David Taylor (4)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Culture Club -- Mistake No.3 | | | |
Series 3 |
| 21 :03x01 - Series 3, Show 1 (Apr/13/1985) | Sketches Include:
Barber Cutthroat Razor.
Frantic Window Shopper (with Bernie Winters).
Cowboy Saloon Shooting.
Nasal Floss.
Gizzard Puke - rapping again.
Dallasty.
I'm Meryl Streep.
Sid Snot - bacteria.
Cointreau Advert Parody.
DIY - dirty tools.
New Image.
We Love To Nut song.
Ask the Family - Windsor Vs Thatcher (with Jeffrey Holland, Sheila Steafel, John Wells,Tim Barrett). | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, Bernie Winters as Various, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Andrie Reid as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Simon Prebble as Various, Roland MacLeod as Various, Tim Barrett as Various, Peter Austin as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Pamela Abbott as Various, Jan Ravens as Various, | Musical Guests: Tears For Fears as Themselves | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Tears for Fears -- Everybody Wants To Rule The World | | | |
| 22 :03x02 - Series 3, Show 2 (Apr/20/1985) | Sketches Include:
Keep Off The Grass.
Kenny on a Sinclair C5 (with Peter Woods).
Hitler - takeaway.
Cake Shop (with Frank Thornton).
Pianist - police.
Cupid - rapping in pool.
Spinning Stool Effect.
Prisoner of War Camp (with Jeffry Wickham).
Churchill - the Dancing Years (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - punk impressions.
Hitler - deodorant.
Multiple Kennys.
Julian Mince - dracula.
Pub Sketch including Octopus (with Vicki Michelle, John Wells, Sheila Steafel, Gordon Rollings).
Hitler - after dinner pistol.
Marcel Wave - doctor.
Barry Manilow Concorde.
Sinclair C5 Crash. | | Special Guest Stars: Peter Woods as Himself, Jeffrey Wickham as Various, John Wells (2) as Various, Frank Thornton as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, | Guest Stars: Leigh Miles as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Jacqui Docker as Various, Sarah Jones Parry as Various, Tricia Walsh as Various, Raymond Mason as Various, Derek Ware as Various, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Graham Seed as Various, Stuart St. Paul as Various, Gordon Rollings as Various, Peter Needham as Various, Bob Goody (1) as Various (as Robert Goody), Stuart Fell as Various, Alec Bregonzi as Various, | Musical Guests: The Flying Pickets as Themselves | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: The Flying Pickets -- Only The Lonely | | | |
| 23 :03x03 - Series 3, Show 3 (Apr/27/1985) | Sketches Include:
Astronaut Toilet.
Ken in Shower - psycho.
Graveyard Dominoes.
Dallasty - expanding stetson.
Kenny as Barry Gibb - brand new product advert.
Graveyard - stonemason.
Cupid - letters.
Ken in Shower - bbc cuts.
Sam Spade, Private Eye and Doctor (with Tim Brooke-Taylor).
Fun At Work.
Marcel Wave - furniture salesman.
Ken - joke murder.
Luggofloss Advert.
Sid Snot - snorting coke.
Rocking Boat Romance (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - box and noose.
Punchlines - lennie bennett (with Lennie Bennett).
Punk and Judy Show - margaret thatcher beating unemployment (with Jeffrey Holland and Sheila Steafel).
Kenny in Toilet Pan.
. | | Special Guest Stars: Tim Brooke-Taylor as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, Sheila Steafel as Various, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Peter Mayhew as Various, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, | Uncredited: Joanna Lumley as Various, Lennie Bennett as Himself, | Musical Guests: Godley & Creme as Themselves | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron | | Songs: Godley & Creme -- Cry | | | |
| 24 :03x04 - Series 3, Show 4 (May/04/1985) | Sketches Include:
Cowboys - Small town.
Sauna Room - It's very hot in here.
Toilet - towels and midgets
Sir Richard Attenborough - history of the entire universe.
Reg Prescott - glue.
Sauna Room - twig
Sid Snot - rhinosaurus
Margaret and Denis Thatcher in pub - willy muscle.
BBC Advertising (with Kenny as Andy Pandy) .
Gizzard Puke - margaret thatcher.
Graveyard Dance Number.
Sauna Room - tea.
Do You Know Your Husband?
Sauna Room - explosion (with Lennie Bennett). | | Special Guest Stars: Bernie Winters as Various, David Rappaport as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Geoff Capes as Himself, Lennie Bennett as Himself, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Tricia Walsh as Various, Philip Trewinnard as Various, Gordon Rollings as Various, Peter Needham as Various, David McKail as Various, David Masterman as Various, Raymond Mason as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Jacqui Docker as Various, | Musical Guests: Dead Or Alive as Themselves | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Dead or Alive -- Lover Come Back To Me | | | |
| 25 :03x05 - Series 3, Show 5 (May/18/1985) | Sketches Include:
Some Like It Hot in Twenty Seconds.
White Suit (with Lionel Blair).
Margaret Thatcher Transformation.
Portable Compact Disc Player.
Snot Rap part 2 - Julian Mince.
Ken - how does it all work?
Lionel Blair Toilet Tap Dance (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 1.
Policeman - 3 irish men joke.
Seafood Restaurant - duck a l'orange (with William Rushton and Sheila Steafel).
Scottish Barbara Cartland.
Ken - glasses for reading in bed.
White Suit in Safe (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 2.
Marcel Wave - making love like a chinaman.
Dallasty - phone call.
The Great Jugglo - on my own 3.
Bananarama with Ken as Carmen Miranda.
White Suit - end of the show (with Lionel Blair). | | Special Guest Stars: Bananarama as Themselves, Sheila Steafel as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, William Rushton as Various, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Oscar Quitak as Various, John Pennington as Various, Raymond Francis as Various, James Coombes as Various, John D. Collins (1) as Various, John Arnatt as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Pamela Abbott as Various, | Musical Guests: Toyah Willcox as Herself | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Toyah -- Don't Fall In Love (i Said), Bananarama -- Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | | | |
| 26 :03x06 - Series 3, Show 6 (May/25/1985) | Sketches Include:
Toilet Sign Swap.
No Audience.
Quasimodo Bell Ringing (with Gareth Hunt).
No Audience - champagne.
Morgue Hider.
Eskimo Longest Night.
Stay Indoors You're Revolting.
Cupid - cyrano de bergerac.
Audience - apology (with Jeffrey Holland).
Violent Doctor.
Sid Snot - pink and wrinkled joke.
Maggie Thatcher Hot Air Machine.
We Love To Nut.
Gizzard Puke - little television.
Courtroom Witnesses - marcel wave / cupid / sidney snot / gizzard puke (with Gareth Hunt).
Audience Bribe. | | Special Guest Stars: Gareth Hunt (1) as Various, Jeffrey Holland (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Corinne Russell as Dancer, Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Tim Barrett as Various, Hilda Fenemore as Various, Hilda Braid as Various, | Musical Guests: Howard Jones as Himself | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett | | Songs: Howard Jones -- No One Is To Blame | | | |
| 27 :03x07 - Series 3, Show 7 (Jun/01/1985) | Sketches Include:
Husband Baby.
Superman Colonel Muriel Clean.
Air Bolivia.
Auction Strip.
Party Conversation, forward then backward (with William Rushton).
Gizzard Puke - doberman on bus.
Dallasty - less than a man.
Messy Flake Advert.
Missing Letter Commercial
Expensive TV Camera.
Dallasty - homosexual.
Monsterburger.
Back Projection Driving (with Fiona Fullerton and Daniel Peacock).
Marcel Wave - big fat women
Bilkinson Sword - no dinner.
Relay Race Cigar.
Julian Mince - robin hood.
White Christmas Song.
Dallasty - meet harry
Audience - rollercoaster. | | Special Guest Stars: Sheila Steafel as Various, William Rushton as Various, Daniel Peacock as Various, Fiona Fullerton as Various, | Guest Stars: Michele Nunn as Dancer, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Gary Cady as Various, Avril Angers as Various, Pamela Abbott as Various, | Uncredited: Mark Perry as Air Bolivia Passenger, Owen Brenman as Man at Auction, | Musical Guests: David Cassidy as Himself | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: David Cassidy -- The Last Kiss | | | |
| 28 :03x08 - Series 3, Show 8 (Jun/08/1985) | Sketches Include:
Toilet Performance (with William Rushton).
Audience - the last show.
Optoflush Eyedrops.
Reg Prescott - potters wheel.
Audience - cream crackers.
Marcel Wave - aznavour wobble.
Pub - inflating boobs.
Pub - perfect woman / pig joke.
Pub - pizza toilet.
Pub - cellar hatch.
Pub - nun splits in two.
Pub - hitler plays jukebox.
Pub - margaret and denis thatcher crossword.
Pub - squire and batman.
Pub - lady of the night.
Gizzard Puke - jobcentre.
Shakespeare - to be or not to be.
Audience - land of hope and glory.
Kill A Star (with Lennie Bennett).
Sid Snot - income tax.
What Did Robinson Crusoe Do With Friday on Saturday night? (with Kenny Lynch).
Audience - thanks. | | Special Guest Stars: William Rushton as Various, Lennie Bennett as Various, Vicki Michelle as Various, Kenny Lynch (1) as Various, | Guest Stars: Nick Brimble as Various, Leigh Miles as Dancer, Corinne Russell as Dancer, Gordon Rollings as Various, Bob Goody (1) as Various (as Robert Goody), Stuart Fell as Various, Denis Bond as Various | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Big Daddy -- I Write The Songs (originally by Barry Manilow) | | | |
| Kenny Everett's Christmas Carol (Dec/24/1985) | | Kenny's own unique version of the celebrated Charles Dickens story 'A Christmas Carol'. | | Guest Stars: Debbie Arnold as Mrs Cratchit, Francis Wilson as Butler, Peter Cook as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, William Rushton as The Ghost of Christmas Present, John Wells (2) as The Ghost of Christmas Past, Rory Bremner as Bob Geldof, Michael Barrymore as Schoolmaster, Anneka Rice as Pandora, Spike Milligan as Marley's Ghost, B.A. Robertson as Bob Cratchit, John Humphrys (1) as Newsreader | Director: John Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand | | | |
Series 4 | | | | | | | | | |
| 33 :04x04 - Series 4, Show 4 (Nov/06/1986) | Sketches Include:
Beau Diddley of the Legion - sinking (with Brian Blessed).
Sweet Dreams - donald sinden mincing machine.
Hot Gossip intro- heavon.
Sid Snot - temp interview (with Joanna Lumley).
| | Special Guest Stars: Joanna Lumley as Various, Brian Blessed as Various, Tony Selby as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Joe Black as Various, Mike Moran (1) as Various, Stuart Fell as Various, Lisa Anselmi as Various, Jillianne Foot as Various (as Jilli Foot) | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), Neil Shand, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Hot Gossip -- Obscene Phone Caller | | | | | | |
| 35 :04x06 - Series 4, Show 6 (Nov/20/1986) | Sketches Include:
The World in Focus - huge guest list.
Western Saloon - two fingers of red eye.
Undertaker - dead funny.
The Dinosaur Pizza Challenge.
Sweet Dreams - mary o'hara mincing machine.
Waiter - a little veal.
Garden of Eden - 18-30 holiday.
German U Boat.
Beau Diddley - kasbah club (with Lionel Blair and Johhny More).
Toilet Paper Shopper.
Hot Gossip Intro - tristan.
Colonel Muriel Clean - pornography.
Arlene Philips Interview (with Irene Handl).
Waiter - after eight mince.
Maggie Thatcher - labour party broadcast.
Undertaker - two minute silence. | | Special Guest Stars: Johnny More as Fat Man, Edward Duke as Various, George Layton as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Barry Took as Himself, Irene Handl as Arlene Phillips, Lionel Blair as Various, | Guest Stars: April Walker as Various, Johnny Wade as Various, Corinne Russell as Various, Nickey Margolis as Various (as Nicky Margolis), Len Lowe (1) as Various, Pat Ashton as Various, Lisa Anselmi as Various, John Cater as Various, Jillianne Foot as Various (as Jilli Foot), Len Keyes as Various | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand, Andrew Marshall (1), David Renwick | | Songs: Hot Gossip -- Animals | | | |
| 36 :04x07 - Series 4, Show 7 (Nov/27/1986) | Sketches Include:
Western Saloon - dance.
Undertaker - hearse of the year show.
Air Hostess Sex.
Colonel Muriel Clean - fast forward.
Horoscope - pisces.
Out the Window (with Sarah Greene).
Zoo Joke.
Beau Diddley - happy birthday.
Joan Collins Joke.
Bestcafe Coffee.
Hot Gossip Intro - frances.
Alvin Redneck - mary lou.
Hospital Garage Visitor.
Russell Harty Interviews Cupid (with Rory Bremner).
Two Bricks. | | Special Guest Stars: Conrad Phillips as Various, Ted Moult as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Sarah Greene (1) as Herself, Edward Duke as Various, Rory Bremner as Russell Harty, Brian Blessed as Various, John Arnatt as Various, | Guest Stars: Veronica Cross as Various, Johnny Wade as Various, Corinne Russell as Various, Robin Parkinson as Various, Roy North as Various, Royce Mills as Various, Linda Hayden as Various, Richard Freeman as Various, Dave Atkins (1) as Various | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), Gary Clapperton | | Songs: Hot Gossip -- Control (originally by Janet Jackson) | | | |
| 37 :04x08 - Series 4, Show 8 (Dec/04/1986) | Sketches Include:
Budget Special.
Shaver Advert.
Sweet Dreams - james galway mincing machine.
Weatherman Party.
Beau Diddley - the end.
Restaurant Court Case.
Hot Gossip Intro - amanda and lindsay.
Reg Prescott - electricity.
See You at Christmas. | | Special Guest Stars: George Layton as Various, Lou Hirsch (1) as Various, Percy Edwards as Various, Edward Duke as Various, Joe Black as Various, | Guest Stars: April Walker as Various, Llewellyn Rees as Various, Suzanna Grant as Various, Alison-jane Dominic as Various, Jillianne Foot as Various (as Jilli Foot), Stuart Fell as Various | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Gary Clapperton, Simon Booker, Andrew Marshall (1), David Renwick, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Hot Gossip -- Naughty, Naughty (originally by John Parr) | | | | | | |
Series 5 |
| 39 :05x01 - Series 5, Show 1 (Nov/30/1987) | Sketches Include:
Cleo Rocos Breast Squeeze.
Torture Room - rack (with Lionel Blair).
Baby - flying.
Huey Lager Advert.
Thumbelina.
Double Glazing Salesman.
German vs British Fly Dogfight.
Baby - strained food.
Audience Storytime.
Rare Species.
Up Your Way - aled jones rocket.
Cobbers - new neighbour.
Reg Prescott - gardening centre.
Concise Classics - watership down.
Reading of Will.
Chatanooga Choo Choo song.
Maurice Mimer - do not open. | | Special Guest Stars: Lionel Blair as Various, | Guest Stars: Anthony Willis as Various, Michele Duverney as Various, Donna Derby as Various, Kirsty Davide as Various, Diane Cooke as Various, David Masterman as Various, Gary Martin (2) as Various, Denise Gyngell as Various, Gregory Cox as Various, Peter Bishop as Various, | Musical Guests: Elton John as Himself | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, John Langdon, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), Dick Vosburgh, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Elton John -- Your Song | | | |
| 40 :05x02 - Series 5, Show 2 (Dec/07/1987) | Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader.
Baby - seethrough nappy.
Torture Room - nail polish (with Lionel Blair).
Chemist Shop - shampoo.
How To Be Extremely Irritating in a Public Library.
Bratislavian Audience.
Cobbers - flat battery
Kim Wilde Career Chat.
Jungle -tiger .
Undersea Audience.
World War One Toilet (with Gerald Campion).
Hairdresser - moses.
Through The Earhole - derek jameson.
BBC Records Library.
Oogy Oogy Wah Wah song.
Tallest Man in the World (with John Dunn).
Concise Classics - wind in the willows.
End of Show - newspaper tearing. | | Special Guest Stars: John Dunn (2) as Various, Lionel Blair as Various, Gerald Campion as Various, | Guest Stars: Gary Martin (2) as Various, Ruth Kettlewell as Various, David Masterman as Various, Anthony Willis as Various, Toby Ostram as Various, Mark Raymond as Various, Jennifer Hill (2) as Various, Michele Duverney as Various, Denise Gyngell as Various, Peter Bishop as Various, Graham Cole as Various, Diane Cooke as Various, Kirsty Davide as Various, Donna Derby as Various, | Musical Guests: Kim Wilde as Herself | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Kim Wilde -- Say You Really Want Me | | | |
| 41 :05x03 - Series 5, Show 3 (Dec/14/1987) | Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader.
Pot Poodle.
Jungle - crocodile .
Carling Black Label.
Consumer Report.
Baby - gooseberry bush.
Cobbers - pregnant.
Zoo Keeper (with Christopher Timothy).
Torture Room - harlem globetrotters.
Up Your Way - frank ifield boomerang.
Long John Silver - hospital baby.
Pub - sex change (with Harry Fowler).
Colonel Muriel Clean - knob.
Concise Classics - robinson crusoe.
Alas, Poor Yorick!
Vampire song.
Pub - bottle joke.
Audience Names.
Reg Prescott - guillotine. | | Special Guest Stars: Lionel Blair as Various, Harry Fowler (1) as Various, Christopher Timothy as Various, | Guest Stars: Denise Gyngell as Various, Gary Martin (2) as Various, Harry Nurmi as Various, Anthony Willis as Various, Michele Duverney as Various, Donna Derby as Various, Kirsty Davide as Various, Diane Cooke as Various, Peter Bishop as Various, | Musical Guests: Donny Osmond as Himself | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Donny Osmond -- In It For Love | | | |
| 42 :05x04 - Series 5, Show 4 (Dec/21/1987) | Sketches Include:
Baby - tooth.
Jungle - roses.
Chemist's Shop - organ.
How To Fall Over.
Train Trip - vicar ticket (with Roy North).
Through The Earhole - joan collins.
You'll Never Walk Alone song Mistake.
Up Your Way - kiri te kanawa explosion.
Baby - maggie thatcher.
Cobbers - pervert.
World War I - wrong letter (with Gerald Campion).
Torture Room - quiz (with Lionel Blair).
Acupuncture Collector.
Concise Classics - treasure island.
Train trip - phone call and all change (with Roy North).
Hanging Nun and Newsreader.
Tina Turner Weather Forecast (with Ian McCaskill).
Reg Prescott - piranhas.
Baby - willy. | | Special Guest Stars: Ian McCaskill as Himself, Lionel Blair as Various, Roy North as Various, Gerald Campion as Various, | Guest Stars: Donna Derby as Various, Michele Duverney as Various, Gary Martin (2) as Various, Anthony Willis as Various, Kirsty Davide as Various, Diane Cooke as Various, Harry Nurmi as Various, Denise Gyngell as Various, Jennifer Hill (2) as Various, Peter Bishop as Various, | Musical Guests: Chris Rea as Himself | Director: Kevin Bishop (2)
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall (1), John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer | | Songs: Chris Rea -- Loving You Again | | | | | | | | | |
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