Joan of Arc - bonfire cigar.
Marcel Wave - French and English language differences.
British politics (with Cleo Rocos).
Construction Workers - einstein (with Terry Wogan).
Politician - imports.
Indian Guru - Who am I? (with William Rushton).
American Loo-seat Lifter.
Abraham Lincoln, what really happened - is it over yet?
Dungeon Prisoner - silly cow (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - naughty little boy.
Cupid - abattoir massacre.
Celebrity Guest Time - Bill Wyman.
Egyptian tomb - engaged sarcophagus.
Bill Wyman Female Impersonator (with Cleo Rocos).
Subway Train - drunken punk (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - Fart Cut!
Almost Changed the Course of History - Hitler's boots.
Spiderman - Undone Flies.
Indian Guru - life is an orange (with William Rushton).
Couple in Bed - Is there someone else?
Marcel Wave - standing up, sitting down, three legs joke.
Dungeon - no confession? (with John Junkin).
The Queen and Prince Philip - labour exchange (with Simon Cadell).
Couple in Bed - I love you too (with William Rushton).
Politician - compromise.
Cupid - 2001 2
End of the show - You, audience