Joan of Arc - no smoking.
Cookery Show - tilting television.
Cab Driver (with James Hunt).
Kenny With Susan George - 1.
Maurice Mimer - Flower.
The Front Doorbell (with Billy Connolly).
Kenny With Susan George - 2.
Service Not Included (with Lulu).
Cupid - axe murderer always rings twice.
Joan of Arc - underdone steak.
Gizzard Puke - two goldfish joke.
Marcel Wave - gizzard puke.
Kenny With Susan George - 3.
Joan of Arc - regular joke.
Fulcrum - mafia informant.
Maurice Mimer - 100lb weight.
Cupid - bloodbath in South block 11 (with Michael Winner).
Sid Snot - seasick.
Joan of Arc - dreadful steak.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 1
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 2 fog
End of the show - sad country song.
After ending titles- susan george complaining.